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Bongland will stop being friends with America if Trumps doesn't tell Elon to stop bullying Starmer :marseyindignant:

Lots of seething bongs in the replies :britmutt:

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TOTAL CANCUCK DEATH as we beat them in the only sport they even care about

Someone ping more !hockey !chuds !burgers

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Serbia accidentally backed Ukraine's UN Resolution

					
					
					
	

				
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The Israeli :marseyjewish: guy is back and he rizzes up some Paki girls :marseyblops2chadcel2:

					
					

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Sonder is a midwit trap

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740245359IWRs_d_tmmsFKw.webp

The truth is that some, not all, of these so-called "other people" were put in this world to deceive you. Why? I don't know. But far fewer people than you think exist, actually exist.

Sonder is a midwit trap, where the midwit believes the most complex explanation because then he feels smart.

It's simpler than that.

You're under the delusion that every car carries those with "lives as vivid and complex as your own" --- why? There's absolutely zero proof of this. None.

"Sonder" is an artifact of a deluded mind, tricked by the world to believe in its boundlessness and complexity. Most of these "people" didn't exist before you saw them, and will cease to exist soon after. Anyone who tells you otherwise is off.

Eerily off.

There is something wrong with this world

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[๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜] Are there any pro-Trump businesses in Naperville?

					
					

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JB is that you? (-91)

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The people who think & talk about Trump the most are his haters. And that makes his supporters very, very happy. Nothing you do matters or will change anything (-56)

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Jesus Christ are you kidding me? Get an actually life and stop being a child (-57)

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You're equating slavery to supporting a political candidate which is pretty disgusting.Btw many people supported the candidate because of terrible leadership failures on the left. Trump is a byproduct of bad policies all around. Nobody would have considered him if the left hadn't failed so epically. Don't get me wrong, Trump is a narcissistic idiot but the left failed us in more ways than one. (-8)

Actually, just no.Trump is not the result of failings on "the left". Trump is the natural end of the trend in the Republican party that has been happening since Reagan. The pattern has been consistent. Reagan, Bush, Bush, and Trump have made terrible domestic and foreign policy decisions that have royally screwed us over. Each worst than the last. Democratic presidents have not been perfect, but they have been doing their best to pick up the pieces of inherited disasters, and then they get blamed for the fallout of decisions their Republican predecessors made that were not easily fixable. Clinton was the only President in the past four decades to balance the budget and start to decrease the nation debt which skyrocketed under Reagan. Obama was left with remnants of a phony war that W started. People like to blame Obama for increasing debt, but a lot of the increase in his years in office was consequence of things he couldn't control. People blame Biden for inflation that is a direct... (20)

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Mmm sounds like you're uneducated on Donald Trump being a racist. Let me educate youโ€ฆ.Trump invited leaders of the HBCUs to the White House in his first term, proceeded to help get them more funding. The Platinum plan was drawn up to create safer urban neighborhoods with the highest policing standards. Introduced new criminal justice reform most of which greatly affected the black communityโ€ฆ.all of this comes at a time when the Left is telling you he's racist, but Americans that have interacted with Trump tell you he is one of the most genuine humans in the world. Which is shown by his Numerous Humanitarian awards/nominations. (0)

Assuming he isn't racist, who cares? What I can't stand about the man is that he is weak as a human and he misuses his power for stupid stuff. I am a Republican but I walked away from Trump when I heard him badmouth John McCain's POW statusโ€ฆthis tough talk from the coward who failed to serve in the same war. Taking away security details for his enemies is petty and immature (MAGA morons wont care to admit it but Biden reauthorized those security detailsโ€ฆthat is how a real man behavesโ€ฆyou rise above the petty crap).Like Trump MAGA losers are all tough at the keyboard but everyone I have met IRL can't even look me in the eye when I ask challenging questions, like the McCain scenarioโ€ฆone guy, a vet, denied it happened then when I showed him the clip he made some lame claim about editing or whatever.I heard the quote as it aired in real time. Trump is a coward.Character counts. (1)

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Yeah, frick freedom of speech!! (-12)

"oh no, I have to care about other people to be accepted by society"!!!!!!!!!!!! If you sit there and spew hatred and then people genuinely don't like you as a person, then people DONT want to hear you, be around you, or spend time with you dude. That's just reality and basic human relationships. If you cannot reconcile that concept, consider thinking that if you are not capable of considering the other person when you interact with them, you're probably stuck on caveman shit. Genuinely - if you are an unkind butthole in this current society - people don't want to spend time with you. That's the end of it. They don't want to hear from you because you think LESS of real human beings. Because you think that poor people don't deserve the same respect and dignity as other human beings. Because you are willing to condemn innocent people to death because of their religion, race, sexuality, or otherwise. That is NOT the human connection or intended experience. "Do no harm" commit no evils, ... (3)

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[๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜] Dogs are extremely unpleasant

					
					

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Hmm, my dogs don't shit or puke on the floor unless they are sick. They don't ruin anything. They don't shed or make a mess. One of my guys is a bit of a barker, but he makes less noise than the neighbors motorcycle. It's fine for you to not like them but your reasons are stupid. (-22)

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At least they're useful, unlike cats. You have my upmarsey.Edit: Downmarsey me all you want lol. Whether you like it or not, dogs are far more useful than cats. (-30)

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Clearly you haven't met a dog that loves you unconditionally and is your best friend. Dogs are awesome (-36)

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I've owned dogs for most of my life. My family had rescue greyhounds & stray mutts. All wonderful, sweet, well-behaved animals. Dogs are a lot of responsibility, from training, proper socialization, regular bathing & general health care. Not everyone can handle that responsibility, and some are piss-poor at it. There are a LOT of people who should not own pets, dogs in particular, because they refuse to train them & care for them properly. That being said, I loved dogs up until my mid-30s, when I lived with roommates for a few years. They were pet hoarders & had snakes & cats that they barely cared for. I took on the responsibility of caring for the cats, but I was scared of the snakes. After one of the cats died, one roommate insisted on getting a beagle puppy.Living with that dog was absolutely terrible. They refused to train it, barely walked it, and I had to eat in my room to keep it away from me during meal time. It cried all the time, bayed constantly, shit & pissed everywher... (1)

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Sounds like you have a bad experience with bad owners?I'm not a dog person, but some of your claims aren't correct. I do have a dog though.They don't scream for no reason. Don't shit on the floor except when baby puppies learning to go outside. If a dog is pooping inside, that's a failure on the dog owner to train their dog properly. Same with jumping on people. Cats puke on the floor, not dogs. Barking pisses me off massively, a neighbour half a km away has yappy dogs that never shut up. My dog barks at cars going past which is his job, not many cars as it's country area on a dead end dirt road. Another neighbour has big dogs and I never hear them. Definitely prefer cats. Would never get another dog. (1)

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I wouldn't say I "hate" babies, because hatred is reserved for things I'm morally opposed to. I wish nothing but the best for all babies. I would never hurt a child. But if I went the rest of my life without meeting another baby, I'd be okay with that.My biggest problem is hygiene. It's crazy to me that people keep a little human who has no reservations about spitting up or having diaper accidents on the floor. And even if your baby is perfectly potty-trained, they still bring all sorts of outside germs with them. So you have to sanitize everything constantly or else risk having grime around your living space. Plus, the smell is a real and seemingly unavoidable consequence. Literally every house I've ever been in with more than one baby has it.They're also very loud. They cry and scream for no reason. It's like having a permanent toddler, if your toddler needed constant attention and could destroy your furniture. Someone walking by your house? Crying. Another baby? Crying. Sirens in... (1)

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Trench crusade grab bag

					
					

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https://old.reddit.com/r/TrenchCrusade/comments/1hhduh9/what_hot_takes_about_trench_crusade_do_you_have/

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https://old.reddit.com/r/TrenchCrusade/comments/1h57gyi/trench_crusade_comment_sections_reviving_a_3000/

https://old.reddit.com/r/HorusGalaxy/comments/1i0zpie/is_trench_crusade_good/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/1gizdcv/more_trench_crusade_to_distract_from_the_drama/

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https://old.reddit.com/r/Gamingcirclejerk/comments/1ct7lwi/were_we_misled_it_never_ends_trench_crusade/

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gigachad baby mogs attention whore foid

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!thotpatrol !babykillers

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Neolibs :marseysoylentgrin: cope :marseycopeseethedilate: when article :marseylongpost: suggesting that blue states :sanfranciscorentfree: should probably fix :marseythebuilder: their problems :marseystinky: if they want to win :sadwalz:

					
					

!neolibs, what about Alabama!?!?!

:#soysnooseethetalking:

Article if anyone is interested.

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:surewalz: is :bitchfight: with random :marseybluecheck: over :marseyzelensky:

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Lurie Children's transgender patients, parents speak about toll of canceled surgeries

!nonchuds !cuteandinvalid !lgbt Total Trump Death

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Hezbollah flags, Taliban and IRGC flags flown outside and on my university campus. The IRGC killed half of my family. (23)

Who's now in charge of Syria? Are they terrorists? Because the West seems very chummy with them now. (-10)

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Yet you can safely fly all sorts of Arab and even terrorist flags in parts of Sydney and receive nothing but encouragement. But of course the Jews are the problem /s (6)

What's a terrorist flag and where have you seen them? (0)

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A bit of graffiti and a couple of burnt cars is all it was. (-12)

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Why do you think it's appropriate for Jews in Australia to be attacked due to a war on the other side of the world?Cool which mosques have burned down in Australia since oct 7?Yea you didn't outright type they deserved it, but the subtext is all there when you call them evil multiple times and don't mention how this war was started by Palestinians - everything Israel is doing right now is a reaction to that (whether right or wrong), just like it was in 1948. (1)

I don't think it is appropriate for Jews to be attacked due to a war on the other side of the world. One example I gave was a Jew who supported violations of human rights on the other side of the world. Just highlighted the hypocrisy. If we support international law and human rights we would condemn those people. Like we condemned Imans supporting terrorism. But we don't condemn those that support far worse crimes than what Hamas engaged in.Not to mention Hamas survived only because of Netanyahu. Netanyahu saw some terrorism against his people as a way to justify the ethnic cleansing and apartheid. The illegal settlements and the horrendous never ending subjugation of the Palestinian people. It was never a secret he refused to acknowledge Palestine. Held a map just weeks before Oct 7 where Palestine did not exist. The west knew he supported Hamas. The west knew he rejected a two state solution. The US even approved the support of Hamas. Israeli minister called them an asset.Yet we w... (1)

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I think its important not to generalize by saying "Australians". These are the acts of a small number of, mentally ill people. They don't reflect the wider population of Australia. Too often the media, and others with a vested interest. Would like you to believe this is the normal, for all Jews and other ethnic groups. The people who commit these acts, are mentally ill. They aren't champions for their cause or represent the views of a majority of Australia's population. 99% of the Aussies Ive come across, are simply trying to make it through the week, for a paycheck. Many aren't invested in the conflict, nor do they wish to be, its not their struggle. I believe its wrong to expect them to fall into line on one side or the other. Don't let these mentally ill people, make you fearful. (2)

You make a very reasonable point. Generalisation is illogical.Nevertheless the small number of haters will disseminate lies and propaganda to invite hatred in others who are gullible enough to digest that propaganda.That's why it's important to call out bigotry and conspiracy lies.I understand that what Israel did in Gaza was monstrous. However I also understand why Israel acted that way. I posted above about why that happened.Here's my explanation:The ruthless bombardment of Gaza would never have been so extreme in an almost parallel universe. It was so extreme precisely because Jewish people have absorbed the lesson over thousands of years, and in particular from the holocaust, that nobody is going to come to their aid to defend them against anti-Semitism.Their paranoia is fully justified when it is understood by people, that such a very tiny proportion of the world's population is Jewish and how deeply embedded anti-Semitism is in so many billions of people living in so many coun... (1)

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Yes it is getting worse. Not as much as implied though.Then so is Islamophobia..but the press downplays that.But also most claims of antisemitism are not. They love to play the victim card and abuse the term antisemitic to try and suppress valid criticism. One attack against a Jew was called antisemitism. I would think in a legal sense it was. Not advisable and certainly not worth the potential consequences. But. That particular Jew supported far worse atrocities being committed against Palestinians. Supported the Burning of cars and homes in the West Bank. The burning down of entire villages. The hate crimes and vandalism of Palestine's Christian churches. The ethnic cleansing and the sheer heck of apartheid. Unless we serve justice equally humans will try and find other ways to seek justice. And that puts us all at risk. We are seen as protecting evil. And Israel is evil .We have laws against terrorists like Hamas but Israel is a terrorist state. Yet we send the Attorney General t... (-3)

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China promises to fill void left by US under Trump : China

					
					

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https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1i677uj/trump_withdraws_us_from_world_health_organization/

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recently I read a whore justify herself with evolution, and learned that the peepee displaces other men's c*m because we're born for free love. We're whores at heart, every womyn was a frick machine until fundies put us everywhere in chains.

This is based on a few studies, here's one

Results obtained by modifying an artificial peepee suggest that the coronal ridge is an important morphological feature mediating semen displacement...

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738470160e1iTHlnGwDsgfQ.webp

basically they made fleshlights and tested how well the plastic peepee removed semen from the tube. that's the kind of hands-on science we know and love :marseyclapping: :sciencejak:

but think about it, does semen really stay in there long enough that "displacing" after has a huge advantage? Certainly it's useful, but how much? insemination happens pretty quickly so the lingering sperm probably isn't going to inseminate her if the ejaculation didn't. And even then the rest is fully removed in five days. So either everyone was having Aella gangbangs, the returns are diminishing, or perhaps there's an alternative explanation.

The ones I found were "Structural Integrity" and "Pleiotropy" but those are anti-climactic

With the help of my friends, I've erected a fourth, and final, theory.

The blood plunger

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738470160JwMvx2ivqD9F5Q.webp

BLOOD is a bigger barrier to insemination than sperm I think. Since we've not always had lovey-dovey foreplay for some enjoyable, LUBRICATED s*x, I imagine vaginal trauma was more common. I.e. :rape:

After all, what big "sexual ingredient" isn't necessary at all for impregnation?

That's right, the female orgasm.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738470160E7jzxgq9lLSNyg.webp

Now look, I'm not exactly happy with this conclusion, I'm not an incel I have female friends, r*pe is bad.

But I do believe I'm onto something here for a PURELY MECHANICAL QUESTION without any ethical extensions.

A question posed and answered in the spirit of Die frรถhliche Wissenschaft

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738470160GLTAed-XSsRinA.webp

In short, the blood produced during s*x would prevent or severely inhibit insemination, and the peepee plunges it out.

Have I convinced you?

Now I'm not a scientist, but I do know the contact information for the real scientists who've published the original studies, and I drafted the following:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738470160NHh85gDYwe0aMA.webp

I honestly just want to bounce this idea off you guys and get some help with the draft. how well would an academic receive this

"He is accused of the following:

Initiating and supporting an organization with a fascist, racist, or xenophobic character.

Promoting the cult of persons guilty of genocide and war crimes.

Joining and supporting an organization with an antisemitic character."

Will Romanians rise up?

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"Grab yourself a snack and a glass of orange juice, and try not to reach through the screen, because HERE WE GO!" - D3 Entertainment

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--> BORING HISTORY N BACKSTORY N SHIT AHEAD :marseysleep: (you can skip to when the non-whites arrive, it's ok with me :smile:) In the grim dankness of the 21st century, there is only corporate war. The Pokemon Company has sit firmly as the top dog of the monster-catching RPG after taking the seat from Atlus in 1996. For 28 years it has stood, with it only serious competitor, Level-5's Yo-Kai Watch :marseyyokaiwatch: :marseyyokaiwatch2:
:carpsper: , collapsing under its own weight. The Pax Pokemona survived because it was good for business, because Pokemon sold. Alas, all good things come to an end. Sadly, the average gaijin :marseymutt: is too retarded to appreciate the finer complexities of a lovingly crafted turn-based JRPG and have long wanted (they didn't know they want it though because their souls lack creativity :marseywarhol:) an ACTION GAME with GUNS :marseydylan: :marseyeric!: n SHIEEET :marseypoop:. Of course, our glorious :marseyjapanese: and wise :marseymonk: Nipponese overlords knew better than to sully their artistic integrity :marseybadgemaxxer: with inferior game design features. However, the market was there, and there were less scrupulous men willing to capitulate. :marseyberniemadoff: The "Chinks of the Occident", better known as the Irish, sponsored the creation of "Pokemon but with Guns" to please their :marseymutt2: ZOGcattle. And into this game, they poured all their cruelty, their malice, and their will to dominate all life. Finally, in the year the United States of American elected its first BIPOC female president :marseykamala: , it was kongpleet: Palworld. It was an instant classic, being the first videogame to sell over a billion copies. It was so popular, the New York Stock Exchange halted all trading for a week :marseystocksdown: and the Federal Reserve printed four trillion dollars :marseybux: in order to keep the world economy afloat while everyone was inside playing Palworld. Over a brazilian people ( :marseysurejian: if you consider gaijin people) died being stampeded by the hordes of :goblina: goyim rushing to their nearest Gamestop :marseywallst: to purchase Wii copies of Palworld. The collective burden on the Internet of people downloading digital copies of the game was almost as bad as 1.5 billion Indians sending all other 1.5 billion Indians a text saying "Good morning!" every single day. :truestorybro: Everyone thought it was over, that Pokemon was gone, that we were in the era of Palword, but it was not to be. The Irish are good for many things, but when they distributed points on their character sheets :marseyfighter: they forget to invest into Lore: Law. The combined power of Nintendo, the Pokemon Company, and Creatures, Inc got to work building their case and army of lawyers :marseysaulgoodman: and began to march on Ireland. :marseytunaktunakinvasion: The Irish knew they couldn't win in the fair and honorable Japanese court system, so they called in a favor from the IDF :chadjew: to hack the network :capyhacker: of the Pokemon Company to find dirt they could use in court. What they found, nobody could see coming. They found THE DOKUMENTZ.

--> POKEPHILIA STARTS HERE :horny: Turns out, the Pokemon Company had a bunch of scrapped dev notes that included ["mythology" about humans fucking pokemon and having weird hybrid children.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17288883254596019.webp

What the fuck. :marseyeyemixer3: We all thought this would be the revelation that burns down the internet, and it did, but the charred ashes continued to burn because there was also GIGA FUEL byond :marseynietzscheretard: human comprehension in the documents:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1728888325700484.webp

That's right, remember the red-haired blue-eyed pale-skinned gym leader from Gen 5?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17288883258810039.webp

This one. At some point in her design history, they considered making her a Latina flight attendant. When the subhumans learned this, it blew their tiny little minds.

--> TANGENT ON THE PSYCHOLOGY OF NONWHITES :chadlatino: For reasons beyond any comprehension, for some reason, the more inferior an ethnicity is, the more its members tend to believe that they are the master race. See how the :marseymayo: vanilla gorillas hate themselves and long for their own eradication, while niggers believe that every good thing ever was invented by one of them. The problem is, no one ever gives the inferior races attention for their contributions to civilization, because they don't have any. :marseypoor: So they latch on to ANYTHING that they can pretend is theirs, somehow. [imadethis.jpg] See: Brazilian Miku (rest in piss.) :marseymikucos:

--> OH FINALLY THE THING OF INTEREST Latinx on 4chan had been particularly riled up lately. Brazilian Miku had just been ripped from their shit-covered hands and they'd just been conned out of years worth of savings by the release of Dragonball: Sparkling Zero. :gokulaugh: It's a shitty shovelware Unity game but because it has the Dragonball name tied to it :muttrun: brownoids will pay $110 for it.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17288883259776478.webp

Anyway yeah it sucks ass so it made the Latinx super angry which made them super horny because lesser races have super high sex drives in order to produce more quantity of themselves to make up for their lack of quality :toddhoward: and this revelation is exactly the excuse they needed to start posting Skyla porn everywhere to 4chan so they did. The following threads are only the ones that contained the phrases "Skyla" or "espousa" in the first post, there were probably more!

Exhibit A: https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/691745494/mi-esposa

This one was the biggest thread on /v/ and it literally had HARDCORE HENTAI :marseyleafsmiling: posted in it on a blue board without being jannied. 543 posts, 235 images. I would include screencaps but there's not much to it, just third worlders posting hundreds of porn images.

Exhibit B: https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/691774090/post-youre-esposawife

Exhibit C: https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/691790609

Exhibit D: https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/691796354

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:marseyshy: oh what's that Gigachad? You need a break from this subhuman muttbabble? Don't worry, I've got certified VRYVN CLVSSVC GVM :gem: just :marseybane:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1728888326686506.webp

:marseyblush: I'm so glad you like it... now let's get back to the exhibits...

Exhibit E: https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/691791520/this-is-skyla-from-pokemon-black-and-white-2-say

Exhibit F: https://boards.4chan.org/vp/thread/56581763

Exhibit G: https://boards.4chan.org/vp/thread/56600111

Exhibit H: https://boards.4chan.org/vp/thread/56587396/there-i-fixed-skyla-youre-welcome

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1728888326033706.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1728888326115157.webp

Exhibit I: https://boards.4chan.org/vp/thread/56585491/skyla-mi-puertorriquea-amada

And that's just from 4chan. Who knows how the Latrinos on Twitter are reacting.

--> MY FINAL MESSAGE It has been brought to my attention that allegedly some of the people freaking out over this are in fact white men with fetishes for Latinas. That's incomprehensible to me. I imagine most of them must live in Maine and have met a single-digit number of Latinas in their life, if any. I went to a Latinx-plurality high school and it left me with a great distate for the Latinx race. Latinas are uglier, fatter, shorter, and darker all over than white women. To genuinely prefer them to white women as a white man is insane. I don't normally get this racist but something about the way nonwhites and race traitors do this meme

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1728888326887406.webp

but for "anime girl; anime girl (your shitty ethnicity)" offends me deeply.

Creatures, Inc, quietly said "hey maybe one of our characters might be Latinx?" and they immediately got the entirety of South and Central American running damage control and simping for the billion dollar corporation. Browns will be this gullible and still claim personhood.

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Background: /r/straighttransgirls is where the :!marseytrain:s of the Blaire White variety go to rant, away from their overwhelmingly transbian ("it's maam!") counterparts.

OP wonders if these euphoria boners often discussed on the main trans subs are real or are just a terf psyop. Commenters proceed to fight over:

  • AGP is a fake term and transphobic to even mention

  • AGP is real but it's perfectly fine

  • boners indicate transbians are just fetishizing perverts

  • it's fine to get boners over spinny skirtsโ€ฆnot sexual at all

Excerpt:

[โ€“]AbsolutelyRidic 7 points 23 days ago

[euphoria boners] normal things that happen if you have a peepee, aren't taking estrogen yet, and aren't constantly miserable.

[โ€“]Pink_T-Goddess 0 points 23 days ago

Oh shut up gurl.. stop making stuff up.. I didn't experience this so called "euphoric boner" even when I haven't transitioned back then and was just starting on Estrogen... I literally have fluctuating libido but I don't get a "boner" by the sight of me looking like a very beautiful woman.. This is not a thing, you guys are just making it up to cover your fetishes... Having a fetish is not a bad thing but don't lump is in with you.. Don't treat our existence as the same as your existence...

More coping seething and coping again in the comments.

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