According to Wikipedia "Nerf released the first foam dart blaster in 1992"....

Ignoring the offensive use of the word "bl*ster", this is an obvious FABRICATION.

The First Nerf Gun

For starters, archaelogical records indicate the first Nerf Gun was developed sometime around 90,000 BC by a Caveman, referred to as scientists as "Nerf Adam".

Scientists spent years and multiple supercomputers, to render an accurate picture of what this Nerf Gun and Nerf Adam, it's maker, would have looked like.

Through the organization, I have been able to get my hands on this image, though be warned, it's has majestic powers to inspire one to great Nerf things.

Afterwards, many historical battles occurred with Nerf blasters, but the first playdate happened fairly recently (in a historical sense).

The First Nerf Playdate

See Rome was ruled by a senate, who wanted to use Nerf only for serious matters, but Julius Caesar saw Nerf as not only a serious weapon for battle, but also as tool for fun and whimsy.

This conflict reached a turning point when Julius Caesar, was invited to what would be defined today as a "Nerf Playdate" under the guise of a "Nerf War", in the Roman Capital.

The Senate saw through this deception, and prepared their men with many Nerf blasters to prevent Caesar from what they described as "ludibrium potentium ac telorum". I don't know what this means, but it didn't sound nice.

However, in 49 AD Julius Caesar obtained permission from his Mom to go on this Nerf playdate, and subsequently Julius Caesar bravely the Rubicon changing the world forever.

Sadly shortly after the playdate, Caesar was stabbed ruthlessly by senators armed wtih Nerf Mauraders. The years following his death, many mourned including me (who was part of the first Nerf playdate), and many mothers were called (on blackberrys since we didn't have iphones at the time).

The history of Nerf must not be lost. BuzzBee and Airsoft extremists have took to defacing the Nerf Wikipedia page in an attempt to rewrite history.

I call on each and everyone of you to ensure the Nerf Wikipedia is correctly written and tells the TRUE history of Nerf, that we all know and love.

Thank you.

TLDR; Vandalise the Nerf Wikipedia page

either way it's extremely gay stop that shit

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— Raylan Givens (@JewishWarrior13) January 14, 2025

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3 times champion of Ukraine in rowing

Enlisted to army to national battalion (Nazi) to help Ukrainian on the rare front. Got tons of medals

Then she received letter she is about to be transferred to the front line.

⚡️Спортсменку Ларису Жалинскую заставили служить в Нацгвардии Украины во время СВО!

Она сбежала из концлагеря бандеровского нацизма диктатора Зеленского,чтобы попасть на свою историческую родину Россию! pic.twitter.com/0aHDbsRCY4

— Наташа Иванова (@NatasaIvanova9) January 13, 2025

She run away to Russia. I assume because west would deport her since she is an soldier and soldiers don't get refugees status

Four-time Ukrainian champion, international master of sports in rowing Larisa Zhalinska fled to Russia after she was forcibly drafted into the UkroNazi National Guard.👀 #Ukraine #UkraineWar #ZelenskyKaputt #ZelenskyWarCriminal #NATOdefeated pic.twitter.com/JWeXZYGI0f

— Soror Inimicorum 🇷🇺🇺🇸☦️ (@SororInimicorum) January 14, 2025

So there is reason why there more calls to mobilise 14 years or boys than women.

Ukrainian men fighting in trenches so Ukrainian women can have 1000 times better lives than they had in Ukraine, is peak comedy of this century

Because of not my free will I have to study and know what's anarchy. I knew it's some r-slur shit but learning about it I have no doubts it's r-slur shit. Like all other ideology like liberatdisme, chudisme all make sense but anarchy… money can exist it can be associated with some value but you can't spare it you can be associated with something but you can't own it. And such wired gymnastics just keeps going and going. And two months ago I seen a man close to 50 with some foids in mid 30 doing anarchy graffiti and they probably also break ads stands they looked also like heavy drugs users. Like I legit doubt those guys would be able to explain what's anarchy.

Libertardism: make people free as possible and people are rational so they would work together and create a soycity

Chudism light: protect old traditions because they were created for a good reason because without it we are animals.

Chudism heavy: ethnicity important

Populism: everyone chud except me

But anarchy is just mental gymnastics

Fatties are saving the west.

Fat people are stronger due to constantly having to carry around more weight.

What better, fatties make everyone else's live better. It boost the self-esteem of skinnyfat people to look at the mobidly obese. Fat people are loud and vocal, them fighting for fat acceptance means they won't come for us next while a literal bulwark of fat protects us.

Fat people help the medical system because it they die from heart failure before reaching old age and becoming really expensive. If it weren't for the existence of fat people, western healthcare wouldn't exist in its current form.

People of size are equally capable of intellectual and physical activity.

Today, the US remains one of the fattest places on the planet and that is what is signlehandedly made america an agricultural powerhouse. Fatties managed to successfully boost the GPD due to inherent boost to consumption that their condition creates.

The truth is, any middle income economy and above can support a family's basic needs with a single person's income. This is only possible because fat people force a country to overproduce and become more efficient.

Leave the apple to the insects, you sick thincels. It might save your ecology from total collapse.

People of size define the west. Lack of fatties caused the chinese to succumb to famine in the millions in just one bad government, setting them back by decades. Only fat feminism is real feminism.

We need to eradicate the starvation moders to secure the future of our children and our nation. Fat is beatiful! Fatala is beatiful! Fatlet is beatiful. Two legged pig is beautiful!

I stand with palestine. My fat belly will deflect Israeli bullets from their children.

/r/Brattitude

@Aevann I don't know what to do with this one but it sounds like it could be fun for 4 years.

Maybe the Kamala Harris version of The_Donald?

!khive !the_donald !r-slurs !trolls

Супутникові фото наслідків нічної атаки українських Сил оборони по стратегічним об’єктам в РФ

Українські дрони уразили щонайменше два резервуари Саратовського нафтопереробного заводу.

Про це свідчать супутникові знімки Planet Labs за 14 січня, які є у розпорядженні "Схем".

Цей… pic.twitter.com/kUVwW7SZBp

— Цензор.НЕТ ✍️ (@censor_net) January 14, 2025

It was also 2024 @Szia_uram cope, in January 2024 he was hard coping with it but I told him but Ukrainian started doing it since November 2023 but it changed nothing.

@Szia_uram Ukraine been doing it since November 2023 and it changed nothing.

I only assume Russian became very good at repairing it.

Main reason khohols attacking those because they doing big fire and human smoll brain is impressed by fire and for khohols it's a media war.

And last year there was billions theories including by our genius @Szia_uram how this can still help Kamala win I mean Ukraine

Hi Chris - I have a Master's in Computer Science and if I get laid off I'll get locked out of my industry by cheaper foreign replacements. Should I just go learn to wrap burritos to support my family? https://t.co/okMLf2fV8m

— Upstate Federalist (@upstatefederlst) January 14, 2025

Like all his occupations tells he is going to be shit soldier yet he decided to become a merc

After bong mercs were let free and Erdogan gave those Azov prisoners for free to Zelenskyy.

Russian soldiers started treating mercs and Azovcels very differently.

Australia would do anything to get that guy back, Ukraine has multiple time less Russian pows than Russia has Ukrainian pows so that guy priority was very low. He also ain't protected by any laws and Australia can't protect him because then they'll need to explain why he did hostile action against Russia and why Australia is ok with it. So no western country officially supports mercs and even against it officially.

The Russians are trespassers in Ukraine. Actions, consequences.

Why Redditors not happy when Russian killing Ukrainians and westerncels on Russian soil and don't use same logic ?

So… US war crimes don't matter then?

No, they don't justify Russia's war crimes

Thing is if one side constantly breaks rules for its own benefit and don't get punished

Than it would be low IQ moment to follow those laws if you can also get away without following them

Game theory shit

Is he a mercenary though? He didn't volunteer for the money but for political reasons.

Russian lawyers be like: oh he came out other side of the world to kill us for political reasons, he is not merc

If he wasn't part of Ukrainian army, not an citizen of Ukraine and getting paid by Ukraine he is merc

Yep. I'm quite glad I never joined the british army but if I had I feel I'd have went to Ukraine. Were all gonna die one day, wherever my bed may be i suspect it won't be fighting against the forces of a tyrant. I hope his family are proud. It's the great cause of the 21st century

And yet he will never join