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Texas Bounty Hunters WE ARE SO BACK

:#marseybountyhunter:

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!ranchers !kino

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RoosterTeeth :soycrychicken: has three days left to live

The final Red vs Blue thing is out and idk there's nothing much left besides that :marseytroll:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17151225059578562.webp

!oldstrags @BWC @AverageBen10Enjoyer discuss

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Of course you all remembered anyway, I was just making sure ๐Ÿฅฐ

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Infiltration to be let back into the FGC?!??!?!

Another day, another bunch of r-slurs on twitter thinking their opinion matters.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17151080165655606.webp

Infiltration is a former EVO champ, and probably one of the best SF6 players, currently banned from tournaments due to a domestic dispute he may or may not be guilty of. Which side of the fence you ride the peepee is yet another litmus test of if you are red tribe or blue tribe, so I'm going to be lazy and dump some twitter posts.

He is getting support from actual FGC talent:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17151080163920789.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1715108017306269.webp

But be careful... you don't know who you are MESSING with:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17151080166996827.webp

Reminder he's SCUM

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1715108016817855.webp

STAY GONE

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1715108016965063.webp

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:bluelight: I have just had my last goon. RIP :spiderman: :bluelight:

!ghosts - Please :marseypleading2: ensure the following song is playing to ensure maximum effect. :marseyghostsadgenocide: :marseyghostshygenocide: :marseyghostsadgenocide:

After making it almost a month and a half, I have gooned again and gotten high on THC... If I'm honest I have spent weeks :marseysoonretarded: gooning, wasting away in hedonism. But as @Spiderman leaves :marseyautumn: us, it is time for me to leave :marseypeaceout: my haze, I feel his very spirit :marseyghost2: pulling :marseynocrown: me out of the darkness :marseybrucecampbell: and back to the light. Even in death :marseygoose: he has saved me one last time.

:#marseyspiderman2genocide:

RIP Ricky. You've inspired me to make a change. Your departure is a powerful reminder that there :marseycheerup: is value in good, in justice. I will never :marseyitsover: forget you.

:#spiderman:

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"that will impact every area of my career." They have a career?

So many questions

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This is America
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MARX BEAM :marseyaaalaser:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17151171166250112.webp

!r-slurs !ranchers

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Albanian hoejabis are lost cause. They will keep inbreeding for other races but albanians no. :marseyflagalbaniagenocide:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17151178655222347.webp

:#chadyes:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17151178656934164.webp

:marseyhmm:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17151178658641987.webp

:#marseyxd:

!catholics your thoughts? :marseyreporterfox:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1715117866051538.webp

:marseyreading:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17151178662178419.webp

@DahvieVanityFan how many north albanian women do you have in your harem? :marseynotes:

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Microsoft closes Tango Gameworks, Developers of Hi-Fi Rush :marseytears: (and two other literallywhos nobody cares about :marseyshrug:)

Basically confirms the rumor last year that HFR sold poorly. Shame 'cause it was my personal GOTY 2023 :#marseygameritsover:

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>Force company that doesn't want to do game as service to do a game as service, games fails fire them

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For the uninitiatied: This is the absolute r-slur who spent weeks arguing that "2 + 2 โ‰  4"

https://www.westernjournal.com/wokeness-comes-mathematics-academics-saying-225/

He's also famous for making sophomoric ggplot charts in R to show off his "data science" chops :marseysmug2:

and going viral for bullshit like this:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1714854759537882.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17148547596839895.webp

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I definitely trust anything run by this guy.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17151136547365143.webp

Not into UFO bullshit? Check out some of Ubiquity University's other programs. You can get a PhD in:

  • Wisdom Studies :marseybigbrain:

  • Regenerative Action :marseyconfused:

  • Ecstatic Mysticism :marseymonk:

  • Psychedelic Studies :marseyonacid:

  • Source Code Alchemy :capyhacker:

  • Conscious Business :marseycountryclub:

  • Authentic Tantra Education :capynut:

  • ECOintention :marseyrecycling:

  • Inner Science :marseyscientist:

  • Entheogenic Medicine :marseycocaine:

  • Intuitive Interspecies Communication :marseysheepdog:

  • and many more!

They're giving out degrees for kinds of bullshit I've never even heard of before.

I dunno about the rest of you but I'm enrolling right away. You'll be pretty if 8 weeks from now you're still a lowly pleb while Dr. Redactor is communing with the blue avians.

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!nooticers

Twitter founder Jack Dorsey is no longer on the board of Bluesky, the decentralized social media platform he helped start. In two posts today, Bluesky thanked Dorsey while confirming his departure and adding that it's searching for a new board member โ€œwho shares our commitment to building a social network that puts people in control of their experience.โ€

The posts come a day after an X user asked Dorsey if he was still on the company's board, and Dorsey responded, without further elaboration, โ€œno.โ€ As TechCrunch points out, Dorsey was on a tear yesterday, unfollowing all but three accounts on X while referring to Elon Musk's platform as โ€œfreedom technology.โ€

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17150424746819174.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17150424744333932.webp

Neither Bluesky nor Dorsey himself seem to have said how or why he left the board. For now, two board members remain: CEO, Jay Graeber, and Jabber / XMPP inventor Jeremie Miller. Dorsey originally backed Bluesky in 2019 as a project to develop an open-source social media standard that he wanted Twitter to move to. He later joined its board of directors when it split from Twitter in 2022.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17150424747485535.webp

But Dorsey hadn't seemingly been a particularly active participant at the company. In March, when The Verge's Nilay Patel asked Graeber for Decoder about his level of involvement with Bluesky, she said she gets โ€œsome feedback occasionally,โ€ but implied he's otherwise โ€œbeing Jack Dorsey on a cloud,โ€ as Nilay put it. Months before that interview, Dorsey had closed his Bluesky account.

Bluesky did not immediately respond to The Verge's request for comment.

Update May 5th, 2024, 4:37PM ET: Updated with Bluesky's confirmation of Dorsey's departure from its board.

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Marsey goes out :marseywave2: :marseyantiwork: :marseyrick: :marseywinemom: :marseywalking:
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anonette yearns for her dad's best friend

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17151171146409113.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17151171148459756.webp

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Bunch of babies, who wants to be in their club anyways. (66)

You all seem to be pretty buthurt about not being in their club (-25)

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it's unfortunate that the democrats constantly silence the other half of the country on nearly every social media app, especially considering that social media is where political conversations take place in the current year. kinda hard to have a credible "democracy" when roughly half of the country is constantly banned from the political discussion. seems almost like election interference... (22)

Complains about being silenced. Let that sink in (-18)

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I want to be very clear. I wasn't even making a stance for or against abortion, I only mentioned that there are no restrictions on abortion in MN. It is a fact, including no parental involvement. People can agree or disagree with that as they see fit. All that to say yes, you are right, in that an absolute approach in either direction is not conducive to political success. It seems the candidate that can appeal to the majority (that believe in SOME restrictions) would likely fare best on thar issue (6)

Right or wrong, the abortion argument is about women's rights (and conveniently not about the rights of the unborn) and when the argument is about rights, people don't want them to get taken away. Any restrictions is a losing political battle. The pro life movement needs to understand this and change the narrative to 1) why killing anyone is bad and 2) that abortion doesn't hold men accountable, ultimately making women lose. (0)

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Most of the dfl came out against stealing from a children's lunchbox. No one thinks it's acceptable except for the theives themselves. The gop are the only ones in the country that are trying to prevent laws outlawing child marriage. To quote trump in regards to invanka, his daughter "Yeah, she's really something, and what a beauty, that one. If I weren't happily married and, ya know, her father... ," The gop finances haven't recovered from losing his funding and the embarrassment."Lazzaro's 2021 arrest proved an embarrassment for the Minnesota Republican Party, for which he had become a major donor. Jennifer Carnahan, who had close ties to Lazzaro but denied any knowledge of his criminal activities, stepped down as state GOP chair a week after his arrest." https://m.startribune.com/lazzaro-former-gop-activist-sentenced-to-21-years-in-prison-for-s*x-trafficking/600295916/?clmob=y&c=n&clmob=y&c=n"The state Republican Party in Minnesota is also struggling financially, with a filing re... (1)

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I think they look to see if you're in this sub and if so they'll ban you. I was banned from MN and mpls in same week. Unjustified reasons. No rules broken. I asked mods and no reply. Never been back since. 2 months less stress. Bunch of losers saying they won't go to pryes because they allowed a group of people to hang out and drink beer. No chanting or spreading their thoughts. Just chilling. I said "oh no, how will they survive" to a comment of someone cancelling their visit.ย  (3)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/dolphinvision

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Seriously just read this comment:

The Boys is such a weirdly horrible showโ€ฆ

โ€ฆand that's exactly why I can't stop watching it.

The thing that bothers me most about the show though isn't the s*x or hyperviolence, it's the fact that there really are people out there who actually would idolise Homelander, and that's worse than any gore-soaked murder-fest the show will ever depict (and they've shown some seriously twisted stuff already).

Imagine unironically writing that. Other comments include:


Rick And Morty is another good example. Rick Sanchez is not supposed to be a role model, you Joker-loving freakazoids.

:marseyclapping2: watch :marseyclapping2: another :marseyclapping2: cartoon :marseyclapping2:


Butcher and Homelander's characters are horrible in a truly delectable way though, and both are brilliantly inhabited by their actors.

For me that's what takes The Boys from a 7.* to a high 9.

delectable is one of those Redditor words that makes me cringe.


Yesssss! Antony Starr's portrayal of Homelander is streets ahead. June 13th can't come soon enough.

You might think "this is a clearly astroturfed account and this comment will have been downvoted to heck by the astute, intelligent users of Ars Technica". You'd be wrong, it's one of the top comments and the user has had their Ars account for 23 years.


Let's see the most unpopular comment just to balance things out:

super - yawn

The desperate attempt to be different from other series with <whatever others don't dare to do/show> gets boring very quickly. If you don't have a decent story, even extra violence won't help (as 'The Boys' impressively demonstrates - season 3 was already just a collection of confused story fragments pasted together with violence).

Heroes, zombies, detectives with superhuman cognitive abilities, but with social abnormalities, extra violence, time travel stories with maximum arbitrariness, the 1,000th series variation of a once successful film, with ideas that have long since become stale (Star Trek, Star Wars, all superheroe movies & series, ...), ...

How boring! Mental fast food for people who prefer not to deal with anything.

One of the :marseyraging: replies to it:

Unless you're in a private group of friends and been given the 'ok' to do so, nobody likes someone who sarcastically shits on things other people like because they're bored, either in public socialization or on social media.

You have to have a functioning, actual specific critique as to why production on the show may have been a waste relative to something else or the critique falls out as being 'that guy', bored and being a shithead for the sake of it.

dramacels in shambles.

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