I finished a bowl of Shin Ramyun Black (w/ only half a package of the spicy powder) and now I'm so warm and sleepy

Day 6 Update: No Laffy Taffy

I don’t need to go any further. Laffy taffy is eliminated from my food.

Overall, here is what changed:

- lost 5lbs of fluid in 5 days
- stomach is flat
- mind is not busy
- hunger cravings are gone
- fasting is easier
- sleep is better
-… pic.twitter.com/YfwnHLPrzB

— Erik (@e_cdalton) April 30, 2024

!goyslopenjoyers !r-slurs

These are the people who are calling you a fascist online. pic.twitter.com/ePoJ6raMhw

— Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld_) April 30, 2024

For me it's 'Darkness Falls',

I was writing dialogue for a very histrionic femcel adjacent character when it occurred to me that maybe I was misrepresenting what a character like that would sound like, because at the end of the day, it's moid hands typing what they think a foid like that would say. If only there was a way to clock gender just by text.

Then I remembered

https://app.readable.com/text/gender/

Would it be stupid to paste my dialogue and see if the website thinks a woman typed it?

So according to the website, whatever I vomited can pass as dialogue an actual woman might type.

Thanks to the peeps who share the results of that site analyzing content from /r/actuallesbians and stuff for giving me the idea. But I'm not sure if this is a good writing process. Would you use this to see if the foid you're writing actually sounds like a foid?

NEW: Former Trump lawyer Michael Cohen is a full on TT live streamer and is accepting donations through the app by talking about Trump.

This is the saddest thing I've seen all week.

Cohen can be seen collecting "awards" and putting up "heart" gestures as he rakes in… pic.twitter.com/i084fT5Hmw

— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) April 30, 2024

Full video available now on@X
Afroman: "Hunter Got High" pic.twitter.com/rGltluKTi3

— Baste Records (@basterecords) April 29, 2024

It's over hunterchads

INB4 the cops break down his door again and steal more cake

attention !bookworms !!! you have 24 hours to submit books. tomorrow (may 1) we vote. may 2 we begin!

please only nominate books that a) are not stupid, c) you know you will read, and b) you know your fellow !dramatards will be able to read. (you are very smart and your meme suggestion is very funny )

i'll choose like 4 or 5 of your submissions tn/tmw for voting and we will go from there please nominate in good faith

thank you kindly, hope you are having a great day!!

🇺🇦🕊️🤔 "Most conflicts of this kind [Ukraine/Russia] end with some kind of negotiations. Again, when that happens, we want Ukraine to be in a better position so that it can achieve its goal and agree on the right things: what it will agree to or not agree to", - Lloyd Austin pic.twitter.com/hLhjWdUoWz

— MAKS 23 🇺🇦👀 (@Maks_NAFO_FELLA) April 30, 2024

As long as it takes.