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@elonmusk what the fuck are you doing dawg? https://t.co/kNVhUAPr49 pic.twitter.com/G4LPJX0f92
— LA Confidential (@LA_Confidant) May 11, 2023
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Imagine not being a paid thinker (if you do without getting paid you are a cuck)
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the consequences of javascript frameworks
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Despite claiming to be waging a war on Wall Street GME "apes" remain eternally convinced that there is one good billionaire: Ryan Cohen, who they think communicates with them by posting cryptic Tweets. They're unable to find any hidden messages in this one, though, only manchild rage
Ok, I was wrong, they're still as good at finding hidden messages in everything as always. Reminds me of my ex-boyfriend
Some good arguing over whether the virus was fake under this comment
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First off, no, I'm not any kind of fantastic professional chef. I passed a technical school food prep course with a C+ back in high school and have worked fast food jobs for the combined total of maybe a year and a half.
That said, I am an amazing desperation chef. I've been making edible meals out of scraps since I learned how to use the microwave at 8 years old. I once survived for two weeks on three packages of Ramen, some bullion cubes, a package of hot dogs, various seasonings, and $10.
My desperation cooking days appear to be at an end, however, I would like to pass on my accrued real-world knowledge in hopes that someone between jobs or a poor zoomer doesn't starve to death.
ghetto chili
Peel and slice some potatoes. The thinner the better since the potato starch is what's going to thicken this up. Add skim milk and noodles and let simmer over low heat while covered, stirring often. We're going to get a gravy-ish broth here, so if it starts getting too thin leave uncovered for a bit to evaporate or add more noodles. You can add butter or oil if you'd like, I try to avoid it unless the noodles are really sticking.
Once it's thickened a bit add pepper. Shit tons of it. And a little salt, too. Stir it very well, and it should become a sort of disgusting gray color. Taste often to achieve target. Add veggies if you like.
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US Vice President Kamala Harris appeared in public in a very strange state pic.twitter.com/q7vFfNK9GS
— Spriter (@Spriter99880) May 11, 2023
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Requesting marseybutterfingers, for when marsey is clumsy. Sort of like but marsey dropped a gun and is fumbling it as it falls to the ground and shoots in random directions.
Inspired by this comment:
https://rdrama.net/post/169847/lunchtime-rowdies-get-copspraymarseyxd/4138576#context
Reward is all of my DC