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how to get rid of the post navigation button :marseyhacker:

paste

.post_navigation {
display:none;
}

in your Custom CSS in https://rdrama.net/settings/css

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Some guy writes and illustrates a comic about the life of an Incel that you can read (for free! :marseypoor:)

DOWNLOAD LINK

I accidentally downloaded this link so it's safe. Thanks @carpie

CBZ LINK

PDF LINK


Highlights

https://files.catbox.moe/fbnoj4.jpg


Incel comparing himself to the giga chad


https://files.catbox.moe/u4vp4j.jpg


Close up of our incel protagonist

:#marseyblops2cel::!#marseyneat:


https://files.catbox.moe/3oidxr.jpg

https://files.catbox.moe/y7bnj3.jpg


Learning about the dogpill

:#marseyreading:


https://files.catbox.moe/57qek8.jpg


Fantasies of killing femoids

:#marseyface::!#marseytrad:

I like the club arc. Where the protagonist puts himself out there to improve himself!


https://files.catbox.moe/a3r4lv.jpg


But it goes downhill for him after he sexually assaults a woman :marseysad:


https://files.catbox.moe/gd07mg.jpg

https://files.catbox.moe/hyfe74.jpg

https://files.catbox.moe/feew8k.jpg


They even make fun of him for crying :marseytears:


https://files.catbox.moe/xn6p5d.jpg


We get to meet his grandfather :marseyanorexia:


https://files.catbox.moe/368r39.jpg


He's kinda mean though :marseysad:


https://files.catbox.moe/05x291.jpg


Im gonna stop here because there's a lot of twists in this book so I wont spoil it incase you want to read it. You can either buy it or read it for free under the linked tweet.

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EFFORTPOST [effortpost] Dating Apps - The Greatest Well of Untapped Drama. Or "Why can't Reddit Spergs get laid?"

carp this'll be good, it's full of incredible retards

Digital Dating Environment

If you have been taken and/or have been touching grass recently, online dating apps are now the way that most people meet their partners. It's essentially taken what used to be a fairly time consuming process of meeting new people through mutual interests, and condensed it into a literal digital meat market. Most apps lie on a spectrum of how much they lean into this. If you're unfamiliar, or are currently dating and out of the loop, the main players are:

  • Tinder - The original swipe app. You're shown a photo album, a brief bio (usually a joke), and you can say yes or no by swiping left or right

  • Bumble - Bizarre feminist version of Tinder where women have to message first. Usually slightly better quality women, but they have to make the first move in a text and women are useless at this

  • OKCupid - The OG dating site, now mostly full of Filipina women looking for green cards

  • Hinge - The better dating app IMO. Premium allows for some pretty strict filters (education filter set to college or higher acts almost entirely like a fat filter, it's amazing). No swipe mechanic, you have to read a profile and like something specific about them, with a message attached if you want.


OKCupid used to run a pretty great blog back in the day before they got bought out by wokies. They used to run experiments on users and then publish the results. One of the more interesting ones was where they removed the bio of people's profiles at random, and saw what happened to their match rate.

![](/images/16708785773157976.webp)

Absolutely fucking nothing

![](/images/16708785272514682.webp)

![](/images/16708785768394148.webp)

They also tried removing people's pictures and matching them at random to see if they'd connect. On average, people had much longer and deeper conversations (increases in number of messages and average message length). Most women will only message you back if you're much better looking than them, which is kind of unsurprising. You would too if you were getting a lot of attention. When you take that away, and even if you go on a blind date, they're generally pretty happy.

![](/images/1670878708808731.webp)

Then they turned the lights back on and showed everyone who they'd been talking to, and more than half of them instantly unmatched the other. The conclusion they drew was that people (as a general population) are exactly as shallow as their dating apps will let them allow.

![](/images/16708785769541185.webp)

There also used to be a separate score for looks and personality, which were pretty much an exact match.


The whole point of this is to illustrate what turns the gears of online dating: it's photos.

Photos only.

And only the first photo.

As a personal anecdote, this girl I was really into broke up with me and I took a bunch of stupid posey photos to revamp what was a profile full of just average pictures to try and sleep with someone hotter than her. I played with lighting and shot composition. Didn't lose any weight or gain any muscle (5'11" 163lbs for ref, relatively fit) or change my bio at all. I went from one irl date maybe every 3-6 months, to 6 in a week. It's fucking nuts how much of a difference it makes.


Redditors and Not Getting Laid

That last section should not come as any kind of surprise and if someone posts that, please tell them to rope.

It is, however, news to redditards. Despite general public opinion, Zoomers and Millenials are having significantly less sex than previous generations and that's a good thing. I am consistently amazed at what people will show as part of their public profiles, especially to people they're trying to sleep with.

Here's some highlights:

And some women for fun too:

They also can't fucking text if they ever even get a match:

You'll hear a lot of shit about women only going for the top 10-20% of men on dating apps. This is the primary reason - most men are shit candidates. They look like this, take bad photos, give creepy ass intros and replies, and then don't get laid, and are completely surprised how this could happen.

What does this mean for drama?

Aside from the fact that most of these people I've shown are dorks, they post feedback threads pretty regularly. Most of them end up being threads about how "Oh your photos are fine, online dating's just hard!". Or they'll tell people that all they need to do is reorder their profiles.

I call on you, hard-working dramanaut, give these people the feedback they actually need. I will find you the first few, and all you need is to give them some helpful life advice. This is your chance to reaaally get creative with it. Here are some bad examples:

	
Instead of... (Real Reddit Comments!) Say This:
[It’s your look. Hinge is more of a relationship oriented app. It’s not tinder. Be yourself but just understand that’s probably why you aren’t getting matches.](https://old.reddit.com/r/hingeapp/comments/zdnjkv/im_not_good_with_the_prompts_instead_of_the_about/iz5olco/?sort=controversial) Bitch, you're fat as fuck. No wonder you aren't getting matches. Lose some weight and try again
[Not sure why your post is getting downvotes, but just wanted to say I think your pictures are pretty good man](https://old.reddit.com/r/hingeapp/comments/zgfwtg/25m_hinge_profile_review/izhphd7/?sort=controversial) Did you lose a bet, or are you trying to stay a virgin?
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Pitbull Guide (FULL RELEASE)

https://docs.google.com/document/d/14N0zl6hzDxy_m-XVlwpKNkECQNtKdTR9Oq-mcrC24QQ/edit?usp=sharing

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Useful DIY manuals. :marseythebuilder:

Practical Action (previously known as the Schumacher Centre for Technology & Development), an online resource devoted to low-technology solutions for developing countries. The site hosts many manuals that can also be of interest for low-tech DIYers in the developed world.

They cover energy, agriculture, food processing, construction and manufacturing, just to name some important categories.

https://practicalactionpublishing.com/practical-answers

This impressive online library put together by software engineer Alex Weir (RIP 2014. The 900 documents listed here (13 gigabytes in total) are not as well organised and presented as those of Practical Action, but there is a wealth of information that is not found anywhere else.

https://www.cd3wdproject.org

Other interesting online resources that offer manuals and instructions are Appropedia and Howtopedia. These are all wiki's, so :marseyshrug:

https://www.appropedia.org/Welcome_to_Appropedia

https://en.howtopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

The website of the MOT contains, among other things, some 2,000 simple drawings of hand tools (ordered by shape, and by profession) and a collection of illustrated trade catalogues (up until 1950, in French).

https://www.mot.be/en/museum

A somewhat related publication is Edward H. Knight's American Mechanical Dictionary (1881): an almost 3,000 page encyclopedia with descriptions and illustrations of tools, instruments, machines, processes and engineering dating from the 19th century.

https://archive.org/details/knightsamericanm02knig/page/n10

Knight's book contains not only early electric equipment and steam driven machinery, but also human and animal powered machines. The site is also host to a 1,500 page Western Electric Catalog dating from 1916, describing and picturing electric equipment on sale at the time.

https://archive.org/details/WesternElectricSupplyYearBook1916

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androidcels, u can still use third-party reddit apps by doing this
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EFFORTPOST :marseysailor: Das Tuub | Titanic R-sluration

I just found out about this submarine like an hour ago. I feel really bad for the people trapped inside, especially the kid, but they kinda deserve it for even getting on this thing. Everyone's laughing at the CEO for his dumbass DEI policies, but this is just surface level stuff (lol). No one's actually explained the depths of how r-slurred this guy and his company are, so I thought I'd take some time out of my actual engineering job while I'm sitting in a boring butt zoom meeting to properly call this guy a fricking r-slur, so you can all find this just as funny as I do. I thought you all might appreciate it a little more than just some sporadic tweets about the DEI shit he did. This is going to be like a Challenger-style breakdown and what exactly went wrong so you can appreciate this frick-up.

There's gonna be a lot of naval puns in this so bear with me here. A lot of this is coming from my friend, also an engineer, who's done more research into this than I have.


In the Boatginning

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16873693238826516.webp

Dramatards, I'd like to introduce you to Stockton Rush. Owner of the the most startup founder-ish name in history, this guy has been making janky submarines his entire life. He got his start in the aerospace industry, as a test engineer on the F-15 with McDonnell-Douglass. Anyone familiar with the industry will note that experience with McDonnell-Douglass is not necessarily a good thing on your resume.

https://www.businessinsider.in/international/news/maker-of-the-lost-titanic-sub-once-told-a-reporter-that-at-some-point-safety-is-just-pure-waste/amp_articleshow/101143398.cms

He's made a career out of building submarines that are cheaper and more accessible to the general population, and his company, OceanGate, has had a few successful designs. What's notable about his history, however, is that he's made them cheaper largely by bypassing safety standards. His first submarine that they operated was called Antipodes, was a refit sub built by a different company. Originally intended for research purposes, they used it instead for tourist dives.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/05/Cyclops_1_Submersible.jpg/330px-Cyclops_1_Submersible.jpg

The first actual submarine they built was the Cyclops 1, a carbon-fiber (we'll come back to this part) submarine controlled using a PlayStation controller, with an operational depth of 500m. The submarine is deployed/recovered from some weird floating drydock concept, which crucially allows them to not use human rated cranes to recover the submarine.

After seeing some moderate success, he's gone and built the submarine in question, the Titan, which is built from a composite carbon-fiber and titanium. They bought the hull from a company called Spencer Composites, who intended it to be SINGLE USE. The submarine was built to a factor-of-safety (multiple of how much of the expected load you can withstand before it breaks) of 2.25 (which is frick-all, especially for a submarine - should be at least 6, probably more like 10). . A lot of journ*lists who went on board the thing noted that most of the parts on the interior were sourced from local hardware stores, as were the ballast tanks. They were not, as you could imagine, comfortable about being on board once they realized this.


DEI-ing At Sea

https://twitter.com/CatchUpFeed/status/1671372796876984320?s=20

This guy's team is a bunch of young, impressionable diversity hires. He's explicitly avoided anyone with experience because they are old and white and men. They're not very inspirational, and so they don't have a place on Rush's team.

Anyone who has worked on an engineering project before knows that any engineer with less than 2 years of practical experience is a massive drain on the project and need to be babysat constantly, ESPECIALLY if they might kill someone. They're usually worth investing in because they'll give you a great return in the long run, but boy are those first couple of years hard.

I didn’t hire experienced people because I’m a racist

oh no my boat sank, how could this have possibly happened

:#marseypikachu2:

This is going to go a long way to explain why what happened did happen, so buckle up.


Frick-up #1: Carboat-Fiber

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/44/Kohlenstofffasermatte.jpg/330px-Kohlenstofffasermatte.jpg

Let's talk materials for a second. Carbon-fiber is what's called a composite material, because it's made from a couple of different types of material. You have the carbon fibers themselves, which are really resistant to being stretched in-plane (like pulling apart a sheet of paper), but have very little strength out of plane (like poking a hole in paper) or off-axis (they're woven into almost a cloth, if you pull at a 60 degree angle to that weave, they lose 80% of their strength).

Carbon fibers are usually set in place with solidified plastics, like epoxy. It solves a lot of problems as far as directional strength goes, but you still need to be careful with it. In a specific configuration, it has similar material properties to a common aerospace aluminium alloy (T-6061), while being a fraction of the weight. Great for airplanes and race cars, where mass is a factor.

Steel is the best material, and the only reason you use anything else is either because you don't want it to rust, or because you can't use steel. It's cheap, strong, and (crucially) it can be stressed over and over again without building up stress fractures. If you keep it under a certain limit, it will never break. NO OTHER MATERIAL DOES THIS.

This makes ideal for something that you're going to put under pressure, and then remove it from that pressure, over and over and over again, in a scenario where weight isn't a factor. Like, say, a submarine.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16873693244748619.webp

Stockton Rush, however, is way too cool for steel :marseysmug3:. He has instead decided to build his submarine out of the super cool airplane material, without understanding why its there in the first place. Composite materials are generally vulnerable to snapping if they're loaded repeatedly, which is why the company that built this refused to endorse it after finding out it was going to be used like it was.

It's never been used on submarines before, and with really good reason. It's not just not an optimal choice, it's literally the worst one possible. From the Business Insider article:

The Titan sub was never checked to see if it was up to standard because of its "innovation," OceanGate said in 2019. The sub features a carbon fiber hull that had never been used on submersibles before, according to the "Unsung Science" podcast.

:#marseypain:

Rush managed to bypass safety standards yet again by using completely different materials and then claiming that the standards aren't relevant. They make you sign a massive waiver when you sign up. No one has actually checked if this thing is safe. There's no standard it's being held to, there's no regulation, no third-party review. No matter how good you are, you can always frick up. Their cavalier attitude towards safety has now probably killed the CEO and four other people.

From their blog:

Maintaining high-level operational safety requires constant, committed effort and a focused corporate culture – two things that OceanGate takes very seriously and that are not assessed during classification.

But it's ok, because they have a corporate culture of safety.


Frick-up #2: Electronixed

So this is an interesting note that I found is that the submarine has no onboard navigational system,. Yes, you read that correctly. They operate it by having a different ship monitor its position, and then send it text messages telling it where it is.

Journ*list David Pogue, who rode in Titan to view the Titanic in 2022, noted that Titan was not equipped with an emergency locator beacon; during his expedition, the surface support vessel lost track of the Titan "for about five hours, and adding such a beacon was discussed. They could still send short texts to the sub, but did not know where it was. It was quiet and very tense, and they shut off the ship's internet to keep us from tweeting."

:#marseyspit:

These people are all going to die

That's part of the reason they can't find it, is because the submarine doesn't know where it is, and can't tell anyone even if it did. It even failed before, and they still didn't fix it. That's not just stupid, it's criminally negligent.

The controls of this thing consist of a single button, and is piloted by a PlayStation controller. I'll point out that the idea of using a gamepad as a submarine helm control is not necessarily a bad one, and was actually implemented by USN submariners to great success. It's intuitive to zoomer helmsmen, really easy to teach, and was actually a way better control scheme than what they were using before. That being said, USN submarines are extremely well designed, very redundant, and extremely well-built. This stupid thing has none of that.

Because of the lack of navigation and emergency beacon, these people are very likely going to die, and it's going to be very unpleasant. It's really hard to find submarines even when they want to be found, and there's still no means of even rescuing these people even if they're found. They've got anti-submarine-warfare aircraft searching and everything, but still nothing.


Frick-up #3: Oxy-Constants

I can't think of a good pun for this. There's no real good source on this that I've seen because it's kind of an obscure problem, but they also fricked up the gas lines on the ship.

When maintaining an atmosphere for people to breathe, you have to be pretty careful with the gas composition. You need gas cyclers to remove CO2 buildup, and replace it with oxygen. Nitrogen doesn't need to be replaced because it's not consumed. This is standard on airplanes, submarines, spacecraft, anything sealed. Failure to do this was infamously the cause of the Apollo 1 disaster, where a pure, high-pressure oxygen atmosphere caused a dramatic fire when some nylon started to overheat.

Can you guess what OceanGate have done?

:marsey#agree:

That's right, they've been injecting pure oxygen into the cabin, with untested electronics on board.

Jesus Christ, guys. You get so many startup CEOs bitching about safety standards, and every now and then when they push the limits, we all get a very public reminder of why they're there in the first place. And it usually costs the lives of people who were tricked into getting onto that stupid butt vehicle in the first place.

!effortposters

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honey wake up, real life anime girl is showing off her assets

haneame about to get banned off instagram again

!anime !coomers

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GUYS, THR LORD YAKUB CHRONICLES HAVE BEEN DROPPED BY THE GUY WHO MADE THE INCEL COMIC EDIT: PART 2 RELEASED!

Also this is just the FIRST HALF. if you want the second half get this post to 100 reposts and 1000 likes by the END of november!

PART 2 RELEASED:

https://twitter.com/smackfrank/status/1727396560571617712

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The ! commenters function breaks ghost threads.

Let's abuse this!

Let's use the second hentai thread as our example.

https://rdrama.net/!commenters/169572/1700114119

Interesting notes:

@Horned_waifus_shill was the OP (duh)

@KKKaamrev really wants to frick Zelda characters

@Gobble is into sissies

@MaraSalvador1feet3 prefers 3D women

@ES likes femdom

@ogsambone likes seeing Asuka in her underwear

@BWC secretly likes BBC

@KangThaConqueror also likes BBC

And here's what I found from the first thread:

@PrincessTeegra likes Fate? I think?

@SpaceMilk wants to frick Chainsaw Man characters

@Battleloser wants to frick Medusa

@GHOULtomine wants a black man to frick Saber

@myshitpostalt (can someone get an alt check on him?) can access sadpanda

@ES also likes what appears to be vanilla hentai

@Horrortep wants to frick Misato's feet

@KaiserKitty1987 likes Felix farts

@2DBussy makes his own AI hentai

@MrNorthwoods likes hypno and bimbofication

And that's all I have, for now. Not too surprising, but searching further ghost threads for degeneracy is a good idea.

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All you need is GIMP and some MS Paint skills. It took me twice as long to type up this post as it did to actual make the emoji.

1. Find a base image with solid line art, and paste that image onto a white background.

2. In GIMP, choose "Colors→Threshold" from the menu, and adjust the slider until you've got a nice outline. Hit OK.

3. If you want the outline to be thicker. Use the Select by Color Tool, select the Black, use "Select→Grow" in the menu, and refill your selection with black.

4. Select by Color, targeting the white this time. Hit delete. (If it doesn't vanish, make sure the layer has an alpha channel.) I also like to change the outline so it isn't pure black.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16979310926586425.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/16979310930370514.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/16979310933505137.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1697931093607686.webp

5. Now you've basically got a coloring book. Fill it in with the paint bucket tool, MS Paint style.

6. To add shading, orange spots, etc., without coloring outside the lines: Use the Select by Color Tool, click on some color, then switch to the pencil tool and scribble away.

7. Add drama.

8. Once you're done, add the white outline:

1) Make sure the canvas is big enough to have the extra room for the outline.

2) Once you've finished the image and combined it into a single layer, right click on the combined layer and choose "alpha to selection".

3) In the menu, choose "Select→grow", and choose how many pixels you want the border to be.

4) Make a new layer and fill your selection with white. Put that layer on the bottom.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16979310940069098.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/16979310943462958.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/16979310946617355.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1697931095025121.webp

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Oldstrags.... Is it truly over?

:#marseytabletired2: !g*mers, oh the feels....

!cuteandvalid, :marseysoyswitch: :marseydiscord:. Is it true what Boomer Brooks says?


Anyway, found a new place: https://www.cozynet.org/videos

Seems interesting, but maybe too new fren-like. :marseyhmmm:

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