Both sides are now chanting 'F**k Joe Biden.'

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— Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld_) May 1, 2024

Both sides now chanting “F***” Joe Biden” pic.twitter.com/Jbt7TU1b9b

— Maven Navarro (@MavenNavarro1) May 1, 2024

!chuds !nooticers @pizzashill

Cameron, 20, Houston TX

At least two Red Bulls

Segment like a really sus video where Cameron explains he consents to the show timestamp

Career:

• "Kinda complicated I guess"

• Part time real estate, part time construction with my Dad

• "From Sunday to Wednesday I do real estate, I guess full time"

  • He lays out his schedule timestamp

    • 5am wakeup

    • 6am gym

• Real Estate agent, lots of calling people

  • Done it for a year

  • Wants to do this full time

  • This month is "most money he's ever made"

  • $14'000 this month but he "spent most of it"

    • Sold a single listing and got them a new place - he knocked their door

  • He tries to explain how timestamp

  • When he started he "spent the money before it was in [his] pocket"

  • Was a server at resturaunt, quit it to be agent

  • Hems and haws then admits it's 2'500 "over 6 to 8 months" so much less than other guests

  • "I try to prospect but like I've started playing Minecraft and stuff you know what I mean?" timestamp

    • This is what he was doing last year instead of working?

  • Works 4 hours a day 4 days a week timestamp

    • Actually it's 1 hour a day of calling people?

    • Actually he's showing houses as well?

    • Maybe 3 a day?

  • A day in the life of a real estate agent timestamp

    • Later clarified to 1 hour a day with a lot of staring at the screen doing literally nothing, sometimes watching Financial Audit videos MARSEY LFMAOOOOOO

    • HE ALLUDES TO HAVING THE ZOOMER PHONE PHOBIA

    • 3 hour lunch break lmfao

  • Saved $2000 of that $14000 check

• Construction timestamp

  • Dad's company, Dad cuts him a check

  • About $125 a day, 3 days a week (around 10 hour days for this)

  • Doesn't know if he's W2 or not

    • "Uhhhhmmm my dad has his company and I just kind of go in and he gives me a check"

    • "I don't know I just get the check and I just picture deposit it into Wells Fargo, it goes into my account"

  • Just started this, started around last month

• Living with his parents

• "I used to make a lot of money as a server"

Personal Life;

• Girlfriend of 2 years is in the room timestamp

Financials:

• Parents helped him out 7'000 on a car downpayment

  • He paid them back 4'000

• He did not set money aside for taxes

• Credit Card 1 (Discover) (1'015) timestamp

  • 1326 previous - 994 payments + 664 new transactions

  • "Why are you putting more money on a card that is accumulating interest?" timestamp

    • He is extremely confident things will just work themselves out

  • "If you look at my spending I try to be really conservative with it"

  • Lots and lots of eating out, some paint he got reimbursed for

  • "Everyone's net worth is negative at 20 years old"

• Credit Card 2 (some bank name) (2404) timestamp

  • $2391 - $200 payment + 157 new purchases + $55 interest accrued

  • He paid another $200 payment on this

  • Credit limit is $2500

  • Ate $29 in fees this year

• His stonks timestamp

• 2016 Jeep Wrangler timestamp

  • $31355 balance

  • 10.something interest rate

  • There's an unpaid balance of $680

  • He tries to explain, his parents took the car out for him, in their name, he's paying for it

  • Caleb seethes because he keeps looking at the camera

  • 6 year term

  • Jeeps in the shop, $300 - lots of other spending on parts for the jeep

  • Suspension is messed up

  • Lots of other issues with it

  • Pays for car insurance under his parents name - $400 a month

  • Went to college for a year, took a year off, couldn't afford to both go to college and pay the jeep

  • He didn't really know what he was doing at college

  • "My way of justifying it was I didn't know what I was doing in college and I had the Jeep anyways"

• Credit Card 3 ($472) (Spark Business) timestamp

  • 536 - $71 payments + $12 interest accrued

  • Not the real estate card

  • "This card was a really dumb decision... probably the worst one"

  • "Every year we get a fee as realtors, we have to pay like 400, 500, I didn't have the money so I opened a credit card and paid it with that."

  • Minimum payment 17, 30% interest

• Credit Card 4 (CapitalOne) ($352) timestamp

  • Minimum $25

  • $8 interest accrued

  • $727 - $700 + $323.85

  • "This month I spoiled myself"

    • He tries to explain why he thinks this is a good idea

• How much he owes to his family timestamp

  • $11'000 total?

  • Informal, gets brought up when the dad's mad

  • He paid 4000, it's down from 15'000

  • Pays $400 for rent

• Checking Account timestamp

  • $150 in there

  • fair bit of going out to eat, eBay headphones, smoking "trying to quit," $1000 into his RobinHood

  • THIS R-SLUR INVESTED 15% of the portfolio INTO TAKETWO HOLY SHIT

    • waiting for GTA 6 thinking it will moon shot

Spending piechart timestamp

• He gave his parents 4000 which might be upfront rent payments might be debt payment? to help pay off the house???

Caleb makes him cry bigly timestamp

• "To be honest, it might just be a reaction to the Red Bull"

Oracle seems to be a long-term sponsor, every video now

just fricking kill me

THE FACEBOOK FILES PART 6

THE BIDEN WHITE HOUSE CENSORSHIP OF THE LAB LEAK THEORY

🧵 Thread:

— Rep. Jim Jordan (@Jim_Jordan) May 1, 2024

>Hates journoids (assuming he agrees with the man in the golden breastplate, Denadhach)

>Hates bongs (see: literally anywhere)

>Talked a lot of shit in his 73 years, but was patently too much of a kitty to ever do anything but make rhymy words, and everyone knew it

>Kissless incel for most of his life because he suffered crippling oneitis (Maud Gonne was more into patriotic chads who needlessly killed themselves for paltry Ireland)

>Schizophrenic mystic: 95% of his poems blather esoteric nonsense about perning gyres and fairies and incarnate spirits. Remaining 5% is historical cuck fiction (honestly, if a poem makes sense, then it's probably about whores having s*x while he sits in the cuck box)

>Lifelong coomer who was only spurred on to continue writing or living so as to look at young girls

Too mystic for the IRA-types he postured as, too learnèd for the bumkins he would imitate, too effete to score, he was awarded the Nobel Prize in Literature because someone from Ireland needed to win it, and his Prius was laden with the most pro-Ireland bumper stickers.

Lacking the lyricism or earthiness of Robert Burns, the erudition or cats of Eliot, the humor or bussy of Wilde, or even actual voice or coherence of Lady Gregory, Yeats makes up for this all by just sorta being a weird loser geek talking gibberish nobody cares about.

Truly, he is a man for all seasons. He is literally me.

It's fairly obvious that both the British Empire and the United States have contributed to establishing English as the Lingua Franca. Anyone who denies that both are responsible is being bias and arguing in bad faith.

BAD FAITH aside, this is one of the less r-slurred takes.

We had a hard empire and a soft empire. We still have the Soft empire.

Some rocks off the coast of Argentina aren't really a "soft empire"

I wouldn't call the Falklands an act of colonialism. There was nobody on the rock til some British people moved out there

Que opinan, boludos ? !latinx

As a Bulgarian who learned English to be able to understand movies that have not been legally released in Bulgaria - this is it.

American culture did contribute a great deal and I'm not going to pretend that it didn't.

Other europeen chimes in that, yeah, it's because America.

Right, but where did the US get its language from? Did the English language there arise separately? The source of the language not one of its users, is the reason some of the world, speaks English.

As if Americans aren't just as much the descendants of the originators of English as Bongs.

An old man has a farm and many sons, one still lives in the farm, the others murdered and stole moved into a nicer new place, is the guy in the farm somehow more responsible for what the old man did than the other sons?

Yeah this is so obviously true i have no idea why this is on this sub.

Others agree that yeah, it's the US.

Because it's silly to credit an inheritor of a language (the US didn't create the English language) with spreading said language. The Brits spread the language to the American continent. It's like if Japan managed to make baseball popular in other parts of Asia, because it's popular in Japan. It's still an American invention. Not a Japanese one. The sport would be popular across asia because Americans invented it, not the Japanese.

This Scot is having a fricking meltdown.

It cannot unfortunately be denied that American culture plays a big part in the further anglofication of the world.

No shit, right? Not to Scrooge McCuck:

Except it's entirely based on what the British Empire did. And it's hardly as if the UK simply stopped producing content in 1775.

The biggest media properties in the world are all British, not American except for movies, of which the two biggest are largely filmed in the UK (SW and Marvel) and have a huge amount of British actors in them too. Even then 3 of the biggest movie franchises are British (HP / LOTR / Bond).

Biggest band in history? The Beatles, most popular book series in the world? Harry Potter, most popular author in history? Shakespeare, most widely watched television show in the world? Top Gear, most widely watched sports league? The Premier League, most widely watched sport? Football, followed by cricket, both British.

People overplay American influence and underplay British influence to an INSANE degree.

Lol and what are the other 7 on the Top 10? The top 4 are all American. It's fricking goyslop--but darn it, it's American goyslop.

English Empire did it. Not often in a good way, often destroying history and culture. All the US has done is distort the spellings, ruin jokes and populariise English as the choices for films.

Lol. You must be one of those creepy Americans, with a gun in your bed and a flag as your quilt cover. You have no sense of reality. If only you had a real education. One that involves experiencing many views and cultures. Enjoy your online anger, it's made me smile.

As if that isn't cool as frick.

−]MartinLutherVanHalen (deleted by user)113 points 6 months ago

Not even. A billion Indians and Africans spoke English before American culture had made a dent. The spread of English happened before 1920. American culture wasn't a real force until the 1950s. Americans speak English because of empire for gods sake

lol a Billion Africans and Indians didn't speak English before WW2.

Americans speak English because they're Anglos, lmao.

Do you think that British influence stopped after 1957? The UK is one of, often the most influential power in the world in terms of soft power. Still to this day this is true.

lololololololol

!BIPOCs

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— Andy Ngô 🏳️‍🌈 (@MrAndyNgo) May 1, 2024

We shall liberate the gentle laborer of their perpetual slavery by the bourgeoisie, and once again awaken all the proletarians of this Egyptian gossip forum of true unity! Class unity!

!nonchuds

/h/communism used to be my favorite place for discussion but lately it's indistinguishable from a MAGA hole. When will the mods step up?

!chuds !nooticers

Matt Walsh sneeding as his boss probably rubs his hands together: https://twitter.com/MattWalshBlog/status/1785798055645638932

MTG: https://twitter.com/RepMTG/status/1785755752432296283

Massie: https://twitter.com/RepThomasMassie/status/1785686335887458485

Gaetz: https://twitter.com/RepMattGaetz/status/1785762505345691786

Boebert: https://twitter.com/laurenboebert/status/1785796512041115827

Nays (21 Republican, 70 Democrat, i think the Dems are italicized):

why did Nadler vote nay lol, maybe he's old enough to know how this plays out

will update with more drama as it is found. please tag me in anything you want me to include here

So at what point do people decide that if speech is as illegal as action, why not take that leap?