Any man that thinks Sydney Sweeney is more physically attractive than Madison Beer needs to be forcibly lobotomized. pic.twitter.com/ZyAvjHNK3R

— Samirah (@SameeraKhan) May 8, 2024

/thread:

Are we sure foids don't just like pretty colors tho?:

The age of negging is over, now the simp rules supreme:

After the race war, the hottest will be whoever is left alive:

Discuss.

Watts is serving serving five life sentences plus 48 years in prison without the possibility of parole at the Dodge Correctional Institution in Waupun, Wisconsin.

Not only does Watts work as a custodian, he maintains active correspondence with several women, many of whom believe… pic.twitter.com/FyITnVGfFZ

— Time Capsule Tales (@timecaptales) May 1, 2024

!incels remember she'd rather be strangled by the man whose baby she's pregnant with rather than talk to you

He doesn't even look good smh

Lol of course.

The country with the freest press? The one that gives me tax breaks. https://t.co/OIVM1q2D0N pic.twitter.com/9oRyhysNPB

— Michael Lane (@mlanetrain) May 5, 2024

https://twitter.com/SwannMarcus89/status/1787184386795770303

An American dad faces 12 years in prison for having a tiny bit of hunting ammo in his carry on bag in Turks and Caicos.

He could miss his son growing up over this.

Do not visit there until he’s sent home. Let @TCIPremier know what you think about this! pic.twitter.com/ssOjS5sOPE

— Robby Starbuck (@robbystarbuck) April 24, 2024

https://twitter.com/robbystarbuck/status/1783131128922087840

Bruh it's just spare bullets, he didn't know it was illegal!

https://twitter.com/robbystarbuck/status/1783146493731295429

Y'all

https://twitter.com/robbystarbuck/status/1783145423978242252

https://twitter.com/shakoistsLog/status/1783271257628438555

Remember Brittney?

https://twitter.com/smalls2672/status/1783146569136496837

In case you hate the shitty AI voice here's the summary

• In 2018 when he was 12 he discovered reddit. He eventually finds out that there's a karma leaderboard.

• By 2019 he has 3,000 karma. He cringes now looking back at his comments.

• His "breakthrough" happened in March 2019 when a meme he posted got upvoted. It was even reviewed in one of Pewdiepies videos.

• He makes it into /r/EternityClub realizes they're cringe and leaves.

• Still he wants to make it into /r/CenturyClub. Gets banned for 3 days for telling a furry to kill himself Continues grinding and finally gets 100k and makes it into /r/CenturyClub. Realizes they're cringe 30+ year old Americans obsessed with politics and leaves.

• In 2020 he turns his focus to minecraft. Gets bored with that and goes back to reddit.

• He had much more time now because of the pandemic which kept him at home for almost 2 years.

• Now he wanted 1 million karma. He messages Gallowboob for advice. Now he is locked in.

• It took almost a year to reach 100k karma. Another 6 months to 200k. But now it only took 6 days to get to 300k.

• He got every reddit award now. Some guy gave $175 worth of awards

• In September 2020 he reaches 1 million points after only 47 days of grinding. It was quite fast.

• Arnold Schwarzenegger even replied to one of his posts, but he didn't really know who Arnold was

• Now the American election is coming up. He's an Italian kid so he knows nothing about it, but he realizes reddit hates Trump so he starts posting anti Trump memes. They do well. He learns about more American politicians and which ones reddit hates so he can get more karma

• By the end of 2020 he was over 2 million karma.

• He joined a groomercord some Indian guy made called Redditors United where top karma accounts could share advice. He considered them idols, but later realized they were mostly "16 year old Indians with way too much free time. Just like me."

• He still wanted to grind to 10 million karma. He now posted 100 times per day at regular intervals.

• Time was not a problem since he had online school and could keep Google meet open while posting to reddit.

• He made a google spreadsheet to track his progress and aimed for 30k points a day or 1 million a month.

• By his 14th birthday he reached 5 million. He basically just spammed posts now and at one point was averaging 90k points per day. By May 2021 he reached 10 million karma after "5 months of grinding with no breaks."

• But this was starting to negatively affect his school work so he had to take time off reddit to focus on algebra

• He came back to reddit. Now he wanted to be number 1. The target was 38 million "set by /u/CheetahSperm18, a porn addicted American man who posted naked anime girls everyday."

• Someone gets suspicious and sees that this zoomer posted at almost the same times everyday. They assume he's a bot so he gets banned from the /r/BotDefense system. This banned him from 3k subs.

• Undeterred he carried on eventually reaching 25 million karma.

• Now he was back at in person school so he would run home when it finished and spam reddit with more posts. During this time he got banned twice. But appealed them successfully.

• The start of 2022 was great because Putin invaded Russia so now he could spam Zelensky.

• But he notices his karma started slowing. He was banned from too many subs. Had to focus on school. So he took 3 months off.

• He claims now is when he learned python and made a bot to automate his posts. Posting 360 times a day.

• People got mad. Someone reports him and reddit permanently bans him for content manipulation. Other big accounts got banned as well.

Now he was free to touch grass and just posts to his youtube.

Proving that reportmaxxing works!

I saw this here

https://old.reddit.com/r/TheoryOfReddit/comments/1c66kpp/how_millions_of_karma_are_made/?sort=controversial

I didn't plan to watch it all due to the annoying voice, but the autism of it drew me in. Where were this kids parents. Absolutely r-slurred. At least he got away from it eventually.

Bear, because statistically, women have crashed at least a thousand times more vehicles than bears, or any other carnivores for that matter. I want to live.

A bear bc apparently I'm statistically less likely to sexually assault it.

As someone who was once injured in a car accident where the women was driving, i'm entitled to speak on this matter....so id go with bear.

SamohtGnir 81 points 1 day ago locked comment

Silly joke, women can't drive cars.

travellingathenian -22 points 22 hours ago locked comment

That's funny considering most accidents are caused by men

bonus seething in the cross posted thread on r/BlatantMisogyny

I would highly prefer if those kind of men were trapped inside a car with a bear rather than a woman.

I want to report spam or abuse

This is abusive or harassing

It threatens violence or physical harm

At me

Would you rather be in a car driven by a woman or a bear?

Poll:

Some highlights

https://www.reddit.com/r/Marxism_Memes/s/JwGLGBkjyf

Prostitute I think. Might be the most useful person here

https://www.reddit.com/r/Marxism_Memes/s/LEUuEfgoDT

Propagandist

https://www.reddit.com/r/Marxism_Memes/s/rFuVz2OvtO

Wants to make propaganda videos

https://www.reddit.com/r/Marxism_Memes/s/Tv00LgzFiT

Wants to be a poet (very useful in an armed rebellion-the red army was known for their poetry corps).

https://www.reddit.com/r/Marxism_Memes/s/h4xh344Qdw

Xe will post memes for the cause online (propagandist)

https://www.reddit.com/r/Marxism_Memes/s/C8r8mhyQ0j

Xe will make TikTok's for the cause

https://www.reddit.com/r/Marxism_Memes/s/puZihmYMrA

Apparently there aren't enough communists posting shit online

https://www.reddit.com/r/Marxism_Memes/s/W5znEACzmZ

This king wants to start as the party commissar.

Arrested cause they were 15 and older (disgusting hags). VERRRRY SHAMEFURR!

He paid 30000 yen to the great grandma (17) and 15k to granny (15) out of curiosity, what is that in Reichsmark?

MINOL PLOSTUTUTION FOR LEASONABLE LATE?

The economy of the rising sun is really in the dumps folx. Sad!

मानवीय विकास विज्ञान और इंजीनियरिंग से ही संभव है। मानविकी दर्शन राह दिखाता है लेकिन समस्याओं का निदान और जीवन की गुणवत्ता में इजाफा तकनीक से ही संभव है

सीमित संसाधनों के लिए निरंतर संघर्ष से आज सतत नई value creation तक का सफर विज्ञान से ही संभव हो सका है#NationalTechnologyDay pic.twitter.com/h8cYcimUFa

— Anjali Kataria, DSP 🇮🇳 (@AnjaliKataria19) May 11, 2024

"Human development is possible only through science and engineering. Humanistic philosophy shows the way but solving problems and improving the quality of life is possible only through technology.

The journey from constant struggle for limited resources to continuous new value creation today has been possible only through science" - her tweet

!bharatiya !codecels take a look at her code. She should have learnt some more to simplify the code to use a loop otherwise she wouldn't have to print each letter one by one.

var = "HAPPY ENGINEERS DAY"

for i in var:

    print (i)

Lmao look at the hidden replies:

1st guy is asking her to clean her laptop frequently

2nd guy asking her to use loops

5th guy calls her code shit, says it can be done with 4 lines

The govt
“if u salary and work over 40 hours a week, u will be eligible for overtime”

“If the airline cancel ya flight, lose luggage or delay flights you will be given an automatic refund”

“Non-competes are now void”

35 yr olds on Twitter: “They banning TikTok?!”

— PhillyTheBoss.com (@PhillyTheBoss) April 24, 2024

It apparently started when SNOY started mandating linking PSN accounts to steam/PC version of the game

/r/PCGaming: Helldivers 2 to require linking Steam account to a Playstation account starting on May 6th. It was previously optional due to technical issues at launch

/r/Games : HELLDIVERS 2 Account Linking Update

The revolution begins

Aftermath:

/r/steam : Helldivers 2 went from one of the most beloved Steam games to one of the most hated pretty quickly

PCGaming :

• Helldivers 2 received over 14,000 negative reviews today due to an update that will require PSN accounts next week.

• Helldivers 2 has now received 84,000 negative reviews in the past day.

ENTIRE /r/Helldivers

Devs trying to put out the fire

https://old.reddit.com/r/pcgaming/comments/1ck0o8k/helldivers_2_community_manager_gives_update_on/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1cjyll7/some_groomercord_updates/?sort=controversial

Apparently some countries can't create PSN accounts like Sri Lanka and they can't play the game they bought now because they can't create a PSN account

!g*mers !personalarmy

Just lastweek they were dunking on Tarkov, the irony

Potter Payper been calling out Drake from time ‘he’s been messaging bare young girls in England’.

😭😭😭😭 Kendrick might’ve really done his homework on this one

Look at Billy’s face when he heard that pic.twitter.com/NNASniB8Qz

— TMC Music Connoisseur 🇯🇲 Els Stan. (@MusicConnoisseu) May 6, 2024

Don't hate the playa, hate the game:

Folks be victim blaming tho:

Also his house got shot up lol:

London bringing the heat:

!tmz

https://txtify.it/https://econ.trib.al/6LjPIZD

The article behind the paywall

https://old.reddit.com/r/Economics/comments/1c5wtuq/generation_z_is_unprecedentedly_rich/?sort=controversial

A few reddit threads

https://old.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/1c6bs9s/the_economist_generation_z_is_unprecedentedly_rich/?sort=controversial

Here are the doomers at lostgeneration :anticommunists:

https://old.reddit.com/r/lostgeneration/comments/119trru/do_you_think_gen_z_will_be_richer_than_millenials/?sort=controversial

They will have the most shells and beads in the wasteland, yes.

Bottle caps

Yes because millennials will be the bosses and we won't frick around with quality of life. Ours has been shit for years. We want better for them

HOW WHOLESOME US MILLENNIALS ARE

!neolibs

I'm surprised you're not reporting on this.

The Sharty has uncovered an extremely well established p-dophile and animal s*x abused material trading ring hiding in open sight on YouTube.

I have gone through the thread and investigated for myself, and I can confirm that links lead to both beastiality and child abuse materials. I have purged the VM that was used to investigate for obvious reasons. I never want to see shit like that again in my life.

The original thread links to a channel called Mister Kopi (Archive link) that appears innocent enough from the video content, however as highlighted by the OP of Sharty, when viewing the thumbnails of the channel:

The following is the best way to describe how they are distributing these materials without being caught by safeguards put in place to prevent linking to illegal materials.

Password text flashes randomly throughout video

Linking to a secon video

Posting another link to Pastebin

Leading to the Pastelink requiring the password. I will not be accessing or showing what is contained behind this after the VM was purged for obvious reasons however multiple people - unfortunately myself included - can confirm that the materials contained in such are fricking horrendous.

I also theorize why they post the password in such a cryptic manner aside from hiding from the AI and automatic screens and I believe they are doing this as to improve any potential revenue and exposure by YouTube. The passwords appear to be intentionally framed in such a way as to avoid someone getting it from previewing the timeline, and as such it makes the viewer go from start to finish. These channels are potentially monetized and making direct income from doing this.

Speaking of income, another entirely fricking horrendous fact is that these channels appear to have monetisation from other sources - in this channel alone there are links to paid click-through advertisements meaning that this individual is making direct income from people accessing child s*x abuse materials.

It doesn't stop there, however. There is an entire fricking economy of these channels - mostly appearing from Indonesia, however a common trend pops up. This is from one video.

When accessing channels such as the above you will find that they are using the exact same method.

This is a well established and highly operational p-dophile ring that is potentially making money directly from YouTube and other websites for doing so. It is entirely out in the open and appears to be operating for at least a year if not longer.

Got some groceries and for some reason I had to enter my date of birth even though there was no alcohol (???) and I came out in just a towel. This fricker asked what happened and I said, "I've been kind of sick" and he said "s*x? "Sick." "S*x?" "no, ill."

Then after I put in my date of birth he said, "did you get jiggy?" And I said no, I'm just hanging out at home. "s*x?" (Still thinking he just doesn't understand cos he's from some brown country): "No." He goes, "come on, just ten minutes." Then I said, "thank you, bye" and shut the door while he said, "no?'

What the frick... One time an Uber driver in the U.S. called me an attractive young lady when I came out drunk and giggly but I didn't even answer this guy in a good mood, I was late to the door cos I was throwing up. What the frick???

Edit: I think it might have been that when I got my ID it was a U.S. passport and he's seen too many movies where a delivery guy knocks on an American woman's door, if you catch my drift.