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Cute pictures of her new velvet hippo Hickory:
Some of the typical comments:
Hickory is going to need lots of tennis balls!! I love him so much. Completely adorable! 🧡💙
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He's beautiful I love him 🥰❤️ congratulations!
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Honey still seems displeased.
Displeased? She looks like she's completely disassociated. Unable to comprehend the horror of the situation.
Only 3 hours later, disaster strikes!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
He's NOT a bad boy he's so sweet he only chewed on my dog's head a little bit
GOOD idea, there's too many toddlers in the world anyway
I can't be the only one who finds the juxtaposition funny between the sparkly hearts and the advice on how to stop your dogs eating each other
Bonus Post
- TrappyKong : Honestly? Would.
- StarSix : This thread is gayer than a goatse post and you're all turbo strags
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@Poj took this before leaving for chad in the uk !friendsofpizzashill !incels !truecels
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Copy pasting the first part of this so lazy girlies don't have to experience the stress of !clinklickers
As the sheen on dating apps dulls, more Americans are reporting bad experiences on them. Frustrated by bots, subscription costs and high effort-to-reward ratios, Gen Z is fleeing the apps in hope of real-life meet-cutes. Earlier this year, “Bustle” declared that dating apps are in their “flop era.”
Not all of the apps are taking this backlash without a fight. On Tuesday, after months of internal shake-ups and stock market woes, Bumble took a shot at winning back hearts and minds with a redesign, which includes a break with the app's requirement that women make the first move.
A new feature, which the company has called “Opening Moves,” allows women to place on their profiles a question, like “What is your dream vacation?,” to which men who match can respond. (In nonbinary and same-gender matches, both sides can include these prompts.)
The shift is a major one for Bumble. Until now, a man who matched with a woman on the app had to wait for her to message him. If she did not initiate a conversation, the match would expire after 24 hours.
Whitney Wolfe Herd founded Bumble in 2014 because of her own personal experiences. She said that the idea was to give women more control. “I had a series of bad relationships, and I felt I was controlled by a man,” she added, “whether it was: Don't wear this or, You can't hang out with this person or, You need to be home at this time.”
But over the years, Bumble received feedback from women who found that making the first move was “a lot of work” or “a burden,” and Ms. Wolfe Herd began thinking about how to release the pressure. Opening Moves, she said, is a result of that process, a way to let women maintain control while not feeling the stress of initiating all of the conversations.
But not copying the whole thing because The Gray Lady be a notoriously litigious b-word.
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Bottom text lmao.
AMA
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Didn't see any drama threads about this. Governor Newsom signed a bill that would raise utility bills for Californians based on income.
Under $28,000 income — $24 per month
$28,000 to $69,000 income — $34 per month
$69,000 to $180,000 income –$73 per month
Over $180,000 income — $128 per month
This is on top of current utility rates.
Commiefornia Redditors in the thread explain they're happy to pay the increases while others are screaming for the heads of PG&E execs (and a few for the legislators who actually passed this lol)
Solar users are irate that they are also going to be charged regardless
Bay Area malding
https://old.reddit.com/r/bayarea/comments/1algswt/the_pge_sucks_megathread/?sort=controversial
- FoidBlaster : rightoid "humor"
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ah yess freedom is measured by laws on your sexuality🤡having laws on your sexuality&having to show it off is whats actually oppressive💀.No one care about your sexuality. Just keep it private cause its intimate. u can be gay just dont start being a sponsor n a woke preacher.
— Hamza (@Hamzah96AJ) April 26, 2024
This may have been too far lol
Screenshots of the entire thread in case I get ban hammered
- GatanKot : h/chudrama
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One of my best friends growing up was a first gen Sri Lankan girl. Parents immigrated in their 20s to work as doctors on the west coast. Were very well off, lived in a towering McMansion, richer than 98% of families in our blue area. My friend was pretty, smart, and… /1
— HandlessMaiden (@SamsaraGeist) May 1, 2024
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I hope WW3 happens.
— BluePhoenix (CEO of Mark VI GEN 1 Gang) (@benoski73) May 2, 2024
Too mamy people on this sorry excuse of a planet.
siiiiip
Remember Star Wars Republic Commando? Fun game for its age. One of the characters in your squad was a commando named Scorch, and he recently had been making "cameos" in Star Wars The Bad Batch, a spin off of the Clone Wars show. Taking place after Revenge of the Sith, the show involves a group of clones that did not betray the Jedi and now go on wacky adventures. Scorch was not one of these clones, appearing as an enemy at times. The other night, the finale for the show aired in which the Batch killed Scorch.
Our chud of topic here is BluePhoenix, a 27 year old Star Wars and Halo fan. BP starts losing it over Scorch's death.
https://twitter.com/benoski73/status/1785755369320419828
He starts losing it, and I mean, losing it. This guy cannot believe media would kill off a character that hasn't been used in anything else for 20 years.
We finally get to the linked "I hope WW3 happens" tweet which reaches a slightly larger audience.
People also start memeing it
The guy's still reeing about the death over a day later.
Considering he can't stop talking about it, I can only assume that this has become a fetish for him.
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Why do they never show you clips like these? pic.twitter.com/H5V5xduKRS
— Lucas Gage (@Lucas_Gage_) April 30, 2024
Lmao why are clips of a women's exercise class supposed to be some big gotcha?
In other news, The Democratic People's Republic of Korea recently released this song and music video promoting Kim Jong Un's fabulous leadership. I hope kkkapitalists and fascists such as this whiteoid stop slandering him, look at how happy everyone looks!!
- CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM : lol based and redpilled also can you buy me an unban award please
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So...I got a call today from one of the Jan 6 women I'm writing about. She started court ordered counseling last week & had been nervous. Today, she was thrilled to report that her new counselor is a QAnon follower and was "super excited" to finally meet a J6er. Not good.
— Noelle Cook (@_NoelleCook) April 29, 2024
https://twitter.com/Laurieluvsmolly/status/1785074805634466094
https://twitter.com/Tejanarusa/status/1785143954066817354
https://twitter.com/PermianCroaton/status/1785277790159360485
https://twitter.com/_L1vY_/status/1785139482150277174
https://twitter.com/BunnyCarmudgeon/status/1785277709192491442
Patriots in control
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Bombay Shaving Company does a full page ad for Prachi, The UP board topper, who was being trolled for facial hair.
— Gabbar (@GabbbarSingh) April 27, 2024
Haven’t seen something this desperate.
This message goes to their own TG, not to the people who bullied her, hey pls remember to buy our razors while you shed a… pic.twitter.com/YWBDwgd6LU
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Context: Grade 10 schoolgirl scored the highest marks in the state-wide annual school exams. She went viral because she's very hairy and her parents and her don't seem to care about her appearance. They should have at least given her a shave/wax to make her presentable before publishing her photo or appearing on TV. Why even print the photo or appear in an interview if you only wanted people to celebrate her achievement? The problem is Indian parents and boomers don't believe taking care of your appearance and health is important.
https://twitter.com/ians_india/status/1781640786641088524
Incels have been making fun of her and femcels have been defending her:
Atiq Ahmad was a notorious gangster that was recently killed.
Those haters mocking her probably couldn't even score as high as she did,lol !
"Don't feed her sweets as a celebration, wax her first"
Another copium post. Tbh it comes of as sarcasm. The caption says "laugh all you want but some days later you will be my driver and your bank balance will laugh at you". The user speaks as if she's landed on Mars. Bruh, she still has to complete her Grade 12 exams, not to mention heaps of other exams that land you a government job or enrolment in university.
Guy makes a good point but could have worded it more politely. Foids and simps seethe in replies.
The topper herself/himself responds to the trolls:
"Trollers can live with their mindset, I am happy that my success is now my identity......what will ultimately matter are my marks and not the hair on my face": https://www.siasat.com/up-topper-prachi-nigam-shuts-up-trollers-over-her-facial-hair-3014157/
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Now, a shaving company does a full front-page ad on her on India's most read newspaper (A.I.R. stands for All India Rank (exams)):
Their intentions may have been good, but it feels like they're making fun of her lol
https://twitter.com/GabbbarSingh/status/1784091111793008767
Poor girl , hope she and her parents learn to care about her physical appearance.
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like the amount of asian americans that don’t engage with the world critically at all rn…like if you were to ask them their thoughts on any world issue going on right now or anything political they’d just give you a blank rave-molly stare https://t.co/8q1lO3PTem
— stella (@yoonogy) April 30, 2024
tl;dr OP and replies are sneeding because asians are !grillers and don't care to show up to their gay protests
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#BREAKING Columbia University Protesters have stormed and overtaken Hamilton Hall on the University grounds.
— Oliya Scootercaster 🛴 (@ScooterCasterNY) April 30, 2024
According to BWOG, a member of facilities stated that he is being taken hostage inside Hamilton Hall.pic.twitter.com/K9hlYxOKDy
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