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Just watched this movie, and I think everyone should watch it. It has a really good message.
— Nilesh Bhai (@avgphoenixguy1) February 11, 2025
Sanya marries a 6ft+ guy who behaves well before marriage but turns out to be the most sexist and misogynistic person ever.
This seems to be the case with every 6ft+ guy pic.twitter.com/D51X6QACKg
Oh no no no shortbros
Clears the alimony cheque every month yeah
I love manlets
They can always make me feel better about myself.
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- forgor : Not a sport
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shilling s, a youtube channel, and chris chan.
back in my day we had REAL WRASSLIN' SIGNS
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eddie was mexican but i'm sure i don't have to tell you that everyone knows dead wrasslers
edit: why didn't that first pic work is it just me it's the RODDY HAS AIDS sign
is it gonna work this time does rdrama just hate stuff saved from tumblr
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so what's up guys as some of u know i been in boot camp for the last few months. while we were there we were comparing ourselves to prisoners during mail call one day so since i hadnt nutted in a month or so my horny butt got the idea to send mail to female (actual) prisoners and see what i could get back. it's hard cuz we don't have our phones but there are a few times when u get technology so i found some online and wrote their info down so i could mail them later. all of them were pretty frickin ugly besides this cute 23 yo chick who's locked up for helping kidnap this one guy. shes hot n she wants to meet up when she gets out in 4 months. so in 4 months either i get the best kitty of my life or she murders me or both but we'll see. just thought i would update yall on how things have been going for me
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Coming soon! pic.twitter.com/BETCBf4s3N
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The Trump Resort, Gaza in 2030 pic.twitter.com/8ERR1Nyiz5
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https://www.zerohedge.com/political/doge-finds-47-trillion-virtually-untraceable-treasury-payments
mmt of this Sept 10th 2001 speech that Donald Rumsfeld gave as Sec of Defense early on in Bush's first term
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I'm 16 but I feel like I grew up to fast. I still feel like Im 8-9, my age dysphoria is bad I hate birthdays, I hate telling people my age, and I hate being around people my age or older because I feel little and even ppl who are 13 feel older than me :(. and I try my best to dress like an 8-9 year old even though I'm tall and don't look like a little kid :(, why don't people take me seriously when I say I'm trans age? I just want to be respectful and validated and taken seriously. I'm not a creep, I just have age dysphoria and I still feel like I'm mentally 8-9
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Using AI directly is useless too it just tells me to reinstall when the installation itself is the problem then rewords itself to tell me to install repeatedly until it starts hallucinating
I hate the modern web I hate the modern web I hate the modern web
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!bookworms to discuss the 4th chapter of our book club choice Petersburg. I'm delayed and still in the middle of chapter 4 so I'll post on the following days or catch up by the next thread like I did last week.
Do you guys think Nikolai Apollonovich is like that because of inceldom?
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The Message:
"Elon. You know the world is not surviving till 2100. You need to stop with the dumb distractions because we need more than 10,000 people on Mars before 2050 if we are going to survive the collapse. Good luck."
Send me a screencap of the message being tweeted to Elon and I will transfer you 100 dc.
Preferably as many of you send the message to him as possible.
This is important. I have checked with both AI and psychic sources. This needs to be done now.
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Checking out some fragrances today. Unlike most of you apes, I don't rely on my "natural musk" or "urinating everywhere" when out in the wild to attract mates. On one page, I found a couple o comments that might go against the mindset that only homosexuals wear perfume.
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So, ladies, do you want to smell like a or are you a
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recently I read a whore justify herself with evolution, and learned that the peepee displaces other men's c*m because we're born for free love. We're whores at heart, every womyn was a frick machine until fundies put us everywhere in chains.
This is based on a few studies, here's one
Results obtained by modifying an artificial peepee suggest that the coronal ridge is an important morphological feature mediating semen displacement...
basically they made fleshlights and tested how well the plastic peepee removed semen from the tube. that's the kind of hands-on science we know and love
but think about it, does semen really stay in there long enough that "displacing" after has a huge advantage? Certainly it's useful, but how much? insemination happens pretty quickly so the lingering sperm probably isn't going to inseminate her if the ejaculation didn't. And even then the rest is fully removed in five days. So either everyone was having Aella gangbangs, the returns are diminishing, or perhaps there's an alternative explanation.
The ones I found were "Structural Integrity" and "Pleiotropy" but those are anti-climactic
With the help of my friends, I've erected a fourth, and final, theory.
The blood plunger
BLOOD is a bigger barrier to insemination than sperm I think. Since we've not always had lovey-dovey foreplay for some enjoyable, LUBRICATED s*x, I imagine vaginal trauma was more common. I.e.
After all, what big "sexual ingredient" isn't necessary at all for impregnation?
That's right, the female orgasm.
Now look, I'm not exactly happy with this conclusion, I'm not an incel I have female friends, r*pe is bad.
But I do believe I'm onto something here for a PURELY MECHANICAL QUESTION without any ethical extensions.
A question posed and answered in the spirit of Die frรถhliche Wissenschaft
In short, the blood produced during s*x would prevent or severely inhibit insemination, and the peepee plunges it out.
Have I convinced you?
Now I'm not a scientist, but I do know the contact information for the real scientists who've published the original studies, and I drafted the following:
I honestly just want to bounce this idea off you guys and get some help with the draft. how well would an academic receive this
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Right off the bat, I'm American, and this is just my best guess, but I've been talking to and hearing a lot of Americans say stuff like "oh if it came to it it would be over in a day" or some stuff like that. WRONG
We. Would. Not. Be. Able. To. Stop. The. Bombings.
I don't think most Americans consider how much easier fighting a war is when you can identify your enemy by skin color and language, you guys speak English (mostly) you have basically the same demographic makeup as the US, basically what I'm saying is that you are the platonic ideal for a partisan guerilla campaign.
You can't buy KN03 in Canada because the government is worried people would make black powder with it. Americans have nothing to fear from !leafs bombing them.
I can pretty much guarantee that the first thing the Canadian military high command does is erase all records of who is in the Canadian military, hide all of their leopards, their jets, their stuff that is on par with US military tech in bunkers in the Northern Territories and destroy the fricking maps, you won't be using them for a while, but they're nice to have around if needed.
No. We haven't even destroyed the long gun registry 20 years after a court ordered it to happen.
The Canadian military will then systematically erase any identifiable signatures it has, servicemen and women will burn their ID cards, their uniforms, bury caches of small arms, explosives, anti tank weapons, anti air rockets.
Lmao no. Most CAF members have little to no real training. They don't have the ammo needed to train. Heck they got rid of post basic training! !burgers that right leafs go to basic and then "learn on the job".
This war would not look like anything the US has ever seen before in its history, this war would look like car bombs in Des Moines Iowa every day, Police Stations being shot up in every state of the Union, political assassinations.
Canadians allowed themselves to be disarmed (at least the lefties did). They don't have guns to shoot with.
/u/Grotesque_Bisque You're a moron jacking off to fantasy
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can u believe the nerve of this gold digger pic.twitter.com/4DbLlay2GE
— Ashley St. Clair (@stclairashley) February 16, 2025
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The op has clearly made this "us v them". I don't care if a politician cares about me. That's not the role of government. Never has been. I don't think you know what the word fascist means. G'head, go look it up. Who i history jailed his political oponents? (-1)
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