If someone sent that to me I'd actually commit a crime

If my bf ever responded with a mf feeder fetish wojak I'd end the relationship right there lmao

No jury would convict you.

Wall tapestries catching a stray here

I'd either be in jail or the psych ward

This made me laugh uncontrollably but if I actually received this I would probably un*live myself on FaceTime.

If someone sent me that I'd kill them and then myself

The amount of fricking ANGER I feel for them uuuuuggghhhh!!!!!! I'm so happy they blocked that stupid butthole

I have that some tapestry. I hate this

the way I look like that AND have the same tapestry 😞

i have that same tapestry lmao

The whole series of these images is peak mysogynystic brainrot but ngl, it triggers me so bad T_T

Males have either orange, blue, or yellow throats and each type follows a fixed, heritable mating strategy. Orange-throated males are strongest and do not form strong pair bonds; instead, they fight blue-throated males for their females. Yellow-throated males, however, manage to snatch females away from them for mating. The large size and aggression is caused by high testosterone production. Blue-throated males are middle-sized and form strong pair bonds. While they are outcompeted by orange-throated males, they can defend against yellow-throated ones. Because blue-throated males produce less testosterone they are not as large as the orange-throated males, but it gives them the advantage of being less aggressive and able to form strong pair bonds. Yellow-throated males are smallest, and their coloration mimics females. This lets them approach females near orange-throated males and mate when the males are distracted. This is less likely to work with a female that has bonded with a blue-throated male.This can be summarized as "orange beats blue, blue beats yellow, and yellow beats orange", which is similar to the rules of rock-paper-scissors.

Ain't no sunshine when she's gone

It's not warm when she's away

Ain't no sunshine when she's gone

And she's always gone too long

Anytime she's goes away

Wonder this time where she's gone

Wonder if she's gone to stay

Ain't no sunshine when she's gone

And this house just ain't no home

Anytime she goes away

And I know, I know, I know, I know

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know

I know, I know

Hey, I ought to leave young thing alone

But ain't no sunshine when she's gone, whoa-whoa

Ain't no sunshine when she's gone

Only darkness every day

Ain't no sunshine when she's gone

And this house just ain't no home

Anytime she goes away

Anytime she goes away

Anytime she goes away

Anytime she goes away

(Source musicmatch)

Fun fact: dude forgot the words and repeated i know in the recording session to get through the song and finish it later but they kept the i know part because it sounded good.

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Mark my words.

"Gigaspider, report."

"A fly attempted to breach the sanctity of your office while you were gone. He was caught in my silken strands. I ate him."

"Splendid work, gigaspider. Heil Hitler."

"Heil Hitler." pic.twitter.com/yOztpxSZX1

— throwawayuser (@throwawayuser10) June 24, 2024