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[TOUHOU FIGHTING GAME] [ CIRNO INSIDE ] [10k MB PRIZEPOOL] [SIGN-UP INSIDE] [20/4] Announcing: /h/kappa Monthly Tournament 9th edition - Soku - Touhou 12.3 Hisoutensoku Game : Soku - Touhou 12.3 Hisoutensoku

PRIZE POOL : 10k MB [1st place 8k; 2nd place 1.5k; 3rd place 500]

Date : 27th of April, 5 PM EDT

Sign-up link: https://www.start.gg/rDrama

THIS IS CHILLNO

No one here has played this game, so don't feel intimidated if you're new to FGC.

Hisoutensoku is a very well known indie fighter, and interestingly for a japanese game it was never released in arcades. It's very unique in it's gameplay, since it's based on a shmup series and tries to retain those systems. So whereas every character in something like Guilty Gear is a RushDown, every character in Soku is a zoner. The game also includes a universal flight mechanic, as well as a DUST-ish attack. If any of you are 2h fans you should definitely try this one out!

This is gonna be our first non-fightcade game, but thankfully you don't have to make any new accounts! It's an expansion for another game (which is where the .3 comes from) so they will need to be in the same folder.

LEARN THE GAME HERE:

https://hisouten.koumakan.jp/wiki/

GET YOUR DOWNLOADS HERE:

https://soku.delthas.fr/#download

I've set up this drive to include a zipped folder of both SWR and Hisoutensoku, so hopefully no setup is needed.

@khaoskong664 @DeepKeepShill @ChristoffWChanderson @KongEnjoyer @NeurodivergentOnTheStreets @Elon_SUSk @Bridge @Aba @frickmeatsandwich @KangThaConquered @CHUDLORD @ukstubbs @Modern_Major_Jefferal @CamNewton @R-slurer @ILIKECATS (you WILL join ) and !g*mers

I need a 19 year old Slavic racist virgin who is fertile

Our sons will be 7’3 and will conquer every continent pic.twitter.com/KclLuOWrnF

— , (@Zvbear) April 26, 2024

@BWC

They're using slurs I never heard of in the quotes. That's impressive

Jesus Christ bruh 💀

You definitely look up “white women saying n**** roleplay” on pornhub

(https://twitter.com/Stone_tossers/status/1783913506045370674)

🙄🤭

Something don't add up here brotha

NAHHHHH YALL THE NAZIS FOUND DA TWEET BROOOO 😭😭😭 I BE CONQUERING DEM BUNNIES N SHIEEET DAWGGG 😭😭🤣🤣

you're unfunny, ugly, white and delusional yet you feel the need to be racist to people who outmugs your stupid butt everyday? please go take a shower cause you stink and sit tf down after cause you're embarrassing yourself

Can I get an expert on ebonics in here? I need this translated into english

"Ah heck nah bruh! Them neo-nazis and shieeeet found em' finna get some of em rabbit yall mean?"

Go to easter Europe, they have plenty of them there.

But I need to warn you they are expensive to maintain :-)

☝🏻

Don't you fricking dare to send us "cultural enrichment" in form of nιggεrs. Gypsies are enough.

100 years ago, you would be hanging from a tree for this tweet.

Stay in your lane

We will conquer and multiply 🔥

The best we can give ya is a 400 pounder from Mississippi

This woman doesnt look 19, and I can bet my hand into fire she isn't virgin. Madonna whore complex men have is insatiable.

This is tswift ai pоrn poster

oh for real? ew.

but it makes total sense that such scrote would make this post as well.

Racist? Against you? Also get real

I recommend moving to Croatia. And bring all your black friends with you.

Slavs aren't white, you can have them

slaws absolutely boo4yblasted your little fuhrer

No they didn't. Hitler is still alive in Antarctica.

What is wrong with the quotes ☠️

Black women and white men

You are Somali and went to UT-Scarborough (Indian diploma mill), you have zero desirability

What's wrong wit Somalis😔

I support the white people being racist in the replies you deserve it

they dont want naggers

Slavic women literally throw themselves at every non-slavic man in site. Russia literally had to make an official statement because so many Russia women were throwing themselves at foreigners during the olympics lmao

^ has literally never met an eastern european woman

Everyone with a redlight district has met a slavic woman.

Go back to your cotton fields you n¡ggэr

we don't want ya

Why would a racist virgin want a black guy

Because he's a noble Macrobian from the E-haplogroup who looks to diversify his genes. Stubbornness of Macrobians + Vigour of Slavs. Excellent combo!

Shut up neighbor

Bruh if she's racist then she's not gonna frick with you🤣

Racist white women get extra sensation just thinking about bbc

(https://twitter.com/__qx0w/status/1783767707818553555)

If she's racist she's not going to want you wtf

Abdul 0 - Byzantine 1

If he thinks he can steal Slavic women we will rain down fire on the Turks worse than he's ever seen. The Tsars would shudder at the wars we would wage

what did we do?

What happened to black women ?

Black women are not attractive

Weird cause i see posts how African women are goddesses…

I've yet to find a black guy who doesn't want to race mix. Are black women that undesirable ?

you need to be put down

Peep the most recent qrt

NEIGHBOR LMAOOOOOOOOOO

This 👇

Bro's fat, ugly, got the scraggly chinstrap neckbeard and is simping for women of other races because no black woman wants him.

He got exposed before for his looks cuz he made Taylor swift nude pics from AI

was gonna say something but the quotes have taken care of it. Craziest racism ever the white supremacists are combusting all over this tweet 😭

this site is COOKED !!!! They in the quotes talking about white racial superiority and gene bleaching !!!!

(https://twitter.com/ThepurplepyroR/status/1783900953965375818)

Get to it mate! These “19 year old Slavic racist virgins” ain't going to rapė themselves!

The sons to conquer every continent in question:

It's funny cos you never hear a White man say “I need a fertile bantu” or any other race. So many people from other races literally see us as a chance to improve their lives and genetics. Shows our superiority.

Plenty of White guys thirsting over Asian and Latinx girls.

Your son will be a disgusting mutation, as are all other mixed children (between Africans and Europeans)

Your 5'2 wetb*ack lmao

Who wants to tell him?

(Imma skip this one)

Thank god I'm not the only one who thinks there may be a surprise down below.

A Slavic girl will never go for a Somalian

They have though..

Nah. This happened tho.

(https://twitter.com/AnglospheristII/status/1783849635506704871)

The usual white incel cope 😭😭

Outdated studies, you think the average 18 year old snowbunny in 2024, participated in this? Keep coping cuck 😭

You single cheering on everyone else for getting kitty, that's crazy 😂😂😂😂

im germanic is that okay

You are not fertile

tell me youve never been with a trans woman without telling me youve never been with a trans woman

Racist?

Women are more fertile and more productive that way, yes.

I hate incels with a passion, it used to be just whites n Asians doing this shi now black yutes/adults participating n find this type of content funny.🤦🏿‍♂️

This incel is a jew. Not Somali. He just loves to portray black men as an incel like he is.

Stop watching porn

I mean…

Thoughts? 💭 pic.twitter.com/q4jJX8ziwz

— Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld_) April 27, 2024

!g*mers welcome to team fortress

hintshot is cool sometimes this song feels like hes writing from his perspective

also this is a parody of the welcome to the internet song by bo burnham

Thanks to @pizzashill-1933 for the original post.

As a trans man, I am getting kind of sick of whacky clown-like trans women making shit up like this and discrediting the whole concept of being transgender in the eyes of most people.

No, it is not your "time of the month". You do not have a womb, hence no womb-lining to shed.

Trans men have periods. Cis women have periods. Trans women do not.

A bit of rationality goes a long way towards winning acceptance.

@pizzashill, you are welcome. @Poj, please forgive him. You guys are like my adoptive rDrama parents, I can't handle another divorce.

Edit: Computer, enhance:

@D do you feel like an r-slur yet?

Edit 2: For you illiterate r-slurs, pizza makes around 210k a year

How many of you wagies are pulling that?

Phone boxes refurbed into defibrillators… what a time to be alive 🙄 pic.twitter.com/0xrjtSbriP

— Right Said Fred (@TheFreds) April 26, 2024

!birdposters !animalposters

Goodbye

theres an epic new map in Experimental

!g*mers

rest in power king

Escape From Tarkov is an extraction shooter developed by Russian studio BattleState Games (BSG). It's somehow been in "beta" for 8 years. Players enter a game, find loot or kill players/AI and take their loot, then if they can exit the map they keep the loot.

The game has a weird monetisation model. The developers promised no microtransactions, no pay 2 win, the usual stuff that makes gaymers smile. Instead the base edition is $50, going all the way up to the Edge of Darkness edition at something like $150. What do you get for that? Basically extra space to store items between games and a season pass for all future DLC.

A few months ago BSG stopped selling Edge of Darkness and suggested they'd offer the features to other players as microtransactions instead. G*mers were less than pleased, but it all blew over in a few weeks.

Arena

Meanwhile, BSG released a seperate standalone game called Arena, which is basically a Team Deathmatch mode for Tarkov aimed at being an esport. Like most "esports ready" slop it flopped, probably because Tarkov doesn't do balance. There are good guns and shit guns, it's ultra realistic. Guy with the better gun and better bullets always wins.

So, 8 years after initial release BSG dump their money into a new, failed game. It's given out for free to Edge of Darkness owners as a "DLC" but still fails. People suspect that this might mean that BSG is running out of money.

PvE

Perhaps the biggest thing the players want is a non-PVP mode. A big part of this is because the game is hard and most players suck, but to be fair Tarkov also has a massive cheater problem.

I mean massive btw, cheaters can see every item in each game. If you enter a raid carrying good gear, the 3-5 cheaters in each map will immediately charge you down for it without fail. BSG supposedly bans these players but does little to stop it, probably because most cheaters sell rare items for real world cash and use the profits to buy a new copy every week. That said, it's been worse in the past. There were times when cheaters could just teleport all the loot in the game straight to them. Fun.

So naturally, players really want to get away from the cheating and play offline. BSG insists it's not possible, although somehow modders were able to reverse-engineer things and create their own Single Player Tarkov (SPT) mod. Someone is lying there, I can't tell who.

Unheard Edition

This week BSG announced a new edition of Escape from Tarkov - Unheard Edition. In this you get all the Edge of Darkness features plus a special knife, woo.

Just kidding, alongside the knife you also get a character with bigger pockets to carry more stuff in game, extra gear and a bunch of other utilities. Naturally gaymers are mad about these more blatant Pay 2 Win features. It's not too bad though, right?

To sweeten the deal these paypigs also get access to a new coop pve mode. Yay! The devs insist that this isn't DLC, but a unique game mode. Edge of Darkness players don't get it.

Oh, and they get a special item which makes the AI not shoot at them.

The best part? The new edition costs

$250

Cue rage.

Drama

The Reddit jannies open the flood gates and promise to be less neurodivergent than usual. Just don't use naughty words.

The devs have been caught repeatedly editing the website to remove promises they just broke. At this point you can just look at /r/escapefromtarkov and see a dozen threads full of seethe.

Highlights:

Big seethe thread

Lawsuits incoming

The devs give in and offer Edge of Darkness owners a 6 month trial of PvE mode. Redditors even madder.

The lead developer gives an interview where he shits on all the complainers, apparently "True Believers" will buy the new version.

Oh, and you know how Edge of Darkness players got a "season pass" for DLC?

"No dlc planned"

This is ongoing. Will BSG give in or let it all blow over? Only time will tell.

Update

BSG studio head doubles down again. PvE for Edge of Darkness will come later, for now you're paying for a preview before full release. They're also going to offer a 50% discount on upgrades for top tier paypigs. Oh, and if you already paid full price you can have a second game key for the shit-tier edition, but you're not allowed to sell that.

Redditors are still mad

https://edition.cnn.com/2024/02/21/europe/ukraine-tough-choices-mobilization-intl-cmd/index.html

https://www.statista.com/statistics/1296573/russia-ukraine-military-comparison/

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/show/ukraine-faces-dire-shortage-of-munitions-and-manpower-as-russia-ramps-up-offensive

With these numbers it is quite clear that Ukraine is the losing side if they rely only on their current male population.

How likely do you think it is that they will begin drafting the women and sending them to the frontlines if things get desperate enough?

After all, anyone can shoot a gun.

Kristi Noem killed her 14 month old puppy simply because it annoyed her pic.twitter.com/SFguJiJ50I

— evan loves worf (@esjesjesj) April 26, 2024

Most Based Comments

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That has never ever been stated. Genjutsu works on ANYONE. Even itachi and sasuke. It's a matter of SKILL in genjutsu that determines if you're not affected by one. Not by just having a dojutsu. It's why Danzo can still gett affected even though he has shishui's eyes. Why sasuke and itachi can still affect each other with genjutsu as well, even though they will quickly see through it.Izanami doesn't need help from another person. What are you talking about?Bro there's so much wrong in your post, I don't know where to start. (1)

Genjutsus can work on another sharingan depending on the strength of the users, but the rinnegan has the ability to negate all visual genjutsus.It is stated when madara does the infinite tsukuyomi (probably the strongest genjutsu ever) but sasuke doesnt get affected by it, and black zetsu says something along the lines of: "his rinnegan... can even negate this technique". So if the rinnegan can negate the effects of the infinite tsukuyomi it can surely resist any of itachis genjutsus. (-4)

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Wtf are you on. The whole shinden shows how itachi played obito.And please tell me how obito wasnt threatened when flowing teen itachi after getting dewth threats or admitted in his inner monologue he would die. No the closest was when a kid threatened him and followed his ultimatum while admittong he cant kill him and if he would even find out he isnt madara and thete isnt w secret about his " immortality " he would.be dead already lmaoAnd again kishimoto himself stated itachi is the strongest in akatsuki in thr authors note.Itachi >teen itachi >/= om obitoCanon shinden, manga facts and atate dby KISHIMOTO himself.You , nah bro its not true, source: trust my headcanon Obito snd madara fanboys are thr most delusional clowns. You literally atgue against a clear statement by kishimoto himself lmao (3)

And the canon manga shows how Obito played Itachi like a fiddle. The manga is the primary source of canon.Post the page in question. (-4)

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Pain wins in any case:Genjutsus dont work on painAmaterasu has counters from 2 of 6 pains, and they can help the rest.Itachi has not large amounts of chakra and cant mantain susanoo for long.Izanami needs help from another person so he cant do it.Pain can always use chibaku tensei and thats a KO for itachi. (4)

1: Genjutsu does work on Pein, as shown with Jiraiya's Frog Song genjutsu.4: Izanami only needs a set of events to happen multiple times to set up. (-3)

Angriest Comments

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Not a single person in Naruto fights to lose. Except maybe hiding, cause that's also his wincon. (-1)

.... Are you reading with your eyes closed? People fight for different reasons. Abilities have drawbacks.Gai can fight Kisame and want to kill him, but not go to 7 gate or 8 gate because it will hurt him significantly or kill him.In character - Means they fight how they would in manga. Some people don't go straight to their strongest attack and abilities. Eg Orochimaru - They fight based on how pressured they are.Others do.This is a KNOWN vs debate condition - https://www.reddit.com/r/whowouldwin/comments/1srxxd/questionwhat_exactly_does_bloodlusted_mean/Arguing that Gai would go 7 and 8 gate immediately , Literally at the START of any fight, is stupid and no incharacter for his personality. The fact that you don't know this and are arguing this point so adamantly, I have no idea why you're in a powerscaling community reddit. (5)

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I literally just linked you the manga scans of it growing to protect against attacks. In the manga Itachi doesn't move in any capacity. He just slices the hydra. You are watching the anime, which isn't canon. Go look at the thread I just linked and get back to me (0)

There is a difference between it can and it does. Basically like any susanno armor or chakra cloak, Itachi can modify the shield to cover different parts of himself, as in the manga, his sides. Can, but it's probably not automatic given that Itachi has to manifest it with his Susanno and how it began relatively small. He has to consciously grow and control it. The ability to change the shape or defense properties of a shield doesn't take away the fact it isn't an 360 degree aura. It's still a shield. An ethereal and stretchy shield, but a shield nonetheless. But let's assume Itachi starts the fight with some perfect 360 yata aura shield that he extends through his chakra/will to cover his entire body, including the ground beneath him. He's invulnerable to physical and chakra attacks, though it remains unseen what percent of an attack the shield nullifies, absorbs, or reflects. He used the blade to kill the hydra snake/orochimaru so the shield didn't send the snake repelling back whe... (2)

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I don't think Itachi beats Pain, mainly due to matchup advantage but I don't think that Idea is that ridiculous really...“Like... Pain had a pretty long fight against a sannin and even ends up praising him and says that Jiraiya could've killed him if he had intel. 14 year old Itachi beat a sannin by looking at him once.”Pain was nerfed in his own village not to mention you're trying to use ABC logic.Pain was running away from a version 2 Jinchuriki. Edo Itachi was actively coaching Killer Bee (Perfect Jinchuriki) to make sure he doesn't get folded instantly when he fights Itachi.Pain had Naruto beat beforehand and wasn't allowed to kill him. Bee didn't need itachi's help he broke out of his genjutsu and kept him on the defensive. (1)

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