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!chuds !nooticers @pizzashill

You may have noticed that I didn't sperg my lane assist car video thing the last two Sunday evenings.

Well, I've really been putting my nose to the grindstone and getting some work done with it. Recorded the rest of the footage, even managed to install the darn mirror in the car and get it working again!

Isn't that exciting? Isn't it?

So now I have the video 95% completed. It's organized, trimmed, all I need to do is finalize the background music and record an outro.

Guess what?

I hate it.

I sound like an neurodivergent robot, the visuals are distracting, some parts go too fast, some too slow, and it's frontloaded with way too much

So I get to scrap it and try again, reusing as many assets as possible because holy shit I've been working on this for six months and have nothing to show for it. I do know that I'll move the 'print settings' to a separate video because really, how important is that for the average casual youtube boredbrowser?

I guess enjoy this "final failed draft" in its entirety. Idk.

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Community: "We don't want even more P2W" BSG: "We hear you, we're sorry, now you can call a BTR" (1589)

I still don't get how that works on the other maps. (97)

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distress signal device still needs to be taken out of pvp, only pve (336)

If its expensive as shit and balanced properly im fine with it on pvp, coming from a eod owner (-20)

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distress signal device still needs to be taken out of pvp, only pve (336)

i mean if it has a large CD and needs high end items to recharge its not that bad tbh (-21)

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NOOOO. STOP WITH P2W SHIT AND GIVING MORE PERKS. Holy shit man. Do you not listen AT ALL? Nobody fricking wants MORE PERKS and p2w shit for EoD. We dont want MORE exclusive p2w shit like crafts, skill increases, faster insurance returns, or more trader item limits. FRICK. OFF. WITH. THAT. SHIT.  Good god man. Unique dogtag? Cool. Unique clothing? Cool. But frick off with these bonuses and unique items that have gameplay affect. WE DONT WANT MORE OF THAT!!! And delete. I repeat. DELETE THE DISTRESS SIGNAL. REMOVE IT. NOBODY WANTS THIS. GET RID OF IT. GET FRICKING RID OF IT.Also personal opinion: I fricking hate that Unheard edition is cultist themed. Hardest (and rarest) bosses in the game with long questlines that require killing them, collecting their knives, and even an achievement that requires killing them with their own knife... but no jacket as the reward. Nope. No cool cultist themed rewards for completing hard quests about cultists. Instead just be a fricking pay pig and dish out ... (2)

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Most of these morons know better, they have hundreds if not thousands of hours in tarkov and know full well any item you get in the higher edition of the game served almost no purpose for giving you an advantage.What is the first thing thats going to happen to a brand new player who buys EOD thinking they are getting an advantage? they equip their level 4 gear and decked out M4, go into a raid and die never finding the exit or to a player running pistol that has played 3k hours and knows exactly where your noob as is going to pop out.The real reason people are pissed is because they purchased EOD thinking they get everything and then something better comes along with more goodies, if BSG had come out and said they were upgrading EOD and never mentioned unheard edition people would have been like awesome, would not have been a complaint in the room bro they would eat it up.Now dont get me wrong, EOD was suppose to be the best version of the game, we already paid for everything as pro... (3)

I don't know where you get the idea you know better than me about the "real reason" why I'm pissed. But I don't have EOD so obviously you're wrong there.And yeah, EOD was always P2W, that's why it was always problematic. So no, them saying they were going to make EOD even more P2W would not have been fine by me, even if they weren't lying sacks of shit about it during its rollout.I don't know what's so difficult to comprehend about not wanting P2W. I don't care how you rationalize it as "pay for convenience" or "they'll quickly lose all that gear anyway." I don't care. It's dumb shit for shitters, and doesn't belong in this (or any other multiplayer) game. So yeah, as long as they keep adding this dumb shit, nothing else they do to right the wrongs will be good enough. Absolute fantasy world thinking that's going to happen anyway given their behavior. You think they found the guy yet that edited their website in only the way that was conveniently helpful to their ongoing scam?You ev... (1)

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We're in a better position now, than we were at the beginning of this shit show. How did not one of you see this coming? You know our community, we're passionate and vocal. There is no way you didn't see this coming, I just can't believe you'd think this UnHeard edition was a genuinely a good idea. You added game altering mechanics with this ($250!!!!!!) version of the game. I mean my God, wtf we're you thinking? We were open to micro transactions, as long as they weren't predatory and ptw. However, in one swoop you add both in a single edition of the game. I mean darn it had to be intentional, right? Yeah, you've adjusted but you still took a mile (shit, 10 miles and dialed it back to a 5). This still doesn't address a lot of the scummy practices. You really tainted your own game and pissed away most of the goodwill you had been earning over the past year. "Let's see what we can get away with." had to of been said at least once in the office.This blew up more than Unity charging an... (1)

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!BIPOCs

John Blackthorne as he is detained by Bong Police.

His honorable katanas dishonored by being called "long knife"

Our last hole was sabotaged by reactionaries, but we're up and running again!! Reminder that NO anti-semitism, racism/anti-Blackness, misogyny, homophobia etc are allowed here and absolutely NO criticism of the CCP will be tolerated!

!commies

Mam you you where driving the wrong way on the highway.

lel first

Saddened that @neoconshill didn't make a post about this. !bookworms if this were a fair world, we would read City of Glass in the book club in rememberance for him but