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HOLY SHIT IM CACKLING
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:soyjaktantrum: WAHH the cops :marseycop: aren't beating :sikhspanking: us to death :marseybattered: and its making us look r-slurred!! WAAHHH! :soycry:

When schools send a bunch of cops in to fight college students, it immediately makes them look brave and justifies their cause. Everyone roots for the underdog especially when they're actually risking something.

Meanwhile at UCLA they're just letting the protestors do whatever. So they're inevitably making themselves look bad.

Beloved parts of campus are spray-painted with cringe anarchy symbols. Walkways are blocked so students can't get to class. Protestors keep climbing onto building scaffolding which impedes construction for no reason. There's a PSA that no bananas or peanuts are allowed at the encampment because someone has an allergy.

I can feel the vibe slowly beginning to shift against them just because they keep doing stupid college-student type stuff.


They really only win when images of cops arresting them are promulgated through the mainstream, because they invoke the cultural memory of Kent State and student protests of the 60s. Columbia is the most embarassing example because the administration is allowing Elise Stefanik to dictate their response because they're more afraid of protecting their jobs, which is ironic because they'll probably be losing them soon and having a Scarlett letter going forward in left spaces because of how they treated them. The Republicans couldn't be happier that this implosion is happening in an election year, it's just impressive that the Biden administration has been able to side step for this long.

Please COPS! PLEASE BEAT US TO DEATH! :marseybegging:

The video of the Columbia students who took over a building requesting humanitarian aid at a press conference was so embarrassing. The video of the horse cops breaking up the UT protest was embarrassing. Ignoring seems to be the only good method.

:chudsmug:

A picture of themself being arrested is what they need to propel their post Uni activism career.

:marseyagree:

This sub gets too caught up in optics. The reality is repression is effective. It may strengthen passive activism and sympathy, but those people don't do a thing. They're not a problem. Meanwhile repression actively hinders a sizeable part of the demographics that aren't useless, the ones actively doing something. It's a net positive to dissuade them with violence. This is based on my experience in France, maybe not fully applicable to the US where protests are a lot more performative in nature.

:marseyconfused2: neighbor wat

I thought this sub would be sympathetic to the protestors :marseyconfused:

everyone here probably aligns with the protestors morally and ethically but it's always frustrating to see the left lose the war of optics because we can't help but be cringe. :marseycringe2:

I'm so checked out, how are they being cringe? All I see is them having occupied the national spotlight and a heightening of political tension :marseysoycry:

They took over Hamilton Hall (I'm fine with this) and then during a press conference today talked about the need for students occupying the Hall to receive "basic humanitarian aid" unless Columbia wants them to "starve and die of thirst". When told by a reporter that they are simultaneously calling themselves revolutionaries while also asking to be fed by Columbia, she says they aren't asking to be fed but asking "that they don't violently stop us from bringing in basic humanitarian aid". When asked if Columbia is stopping delivery of food, she says they are "looking for a commitment that they won't". Just unbelievably cringe. To top it off stood behind her during this conference is a bearded man wearing a crop top and keffiyeh

Seen another one of students who were asked what the goal was. She said showing support for Palestine and demanding NYU stops. When asked "stops what?" she says "Honestly I'm not so sure" then she asks the girl next to her what they are protesting for NYU to stop and she says "I wish I were more educated on that".

There was a student with a "severe banana allergy" so the encampment was made a banana free zone, but Zionist anti-protestors brought bananas and laughed while eating them from a distance which made the students furious.

For anyone averse to cringe its really hard to cheer these people on

!chuds laugh at the absolute state of !redscarepod :turtoiserofl:

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Dalke printed out top secret documents, and after leaving, he offered to sell them for $85,000 to an individual he believed was a Russian agent

For 85k why not just fricking go to work instead? I'm the laziest person in the world and even I'm not this pathetic.

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Video of NYPD entering Columbia University :marseypibblelivesmattergenocide:

More videos:

BREAKING: NYPD officer at Columbia University texting โ€œthought we fricking shot someoneโ€ while on campus outside of Hind Hall. #cu4palestine

https://twitter.com/columbiasjp/status/1785505088313671764

:#marseyretardchad:

SWAT AND SRG HAVE INVADED COLUMBIA'S CAMPUS AND ARE ENTERING HIND'S HALL. THEY HAVE FORCED OUT ALL PRESS TO PREVENT RECORDINGS OF THEIR BRUTALITY.

https://twitter.com/nationalsjp/status/1785482293542301804

BACK :#marseytwerkinit: IT :#marseytwerkingfast: UP

Columbia student protesters throw tantrums as they're arrested. Embarrassing.

https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1785496581556556265

Protesters should have crunked it, that kills the police :marseydisagree:

Video of arrested students at Columbia. University from the vantage point of John Jay, where students and press have been BARRICADED INTO THE BUILDING. DISCLOSE, DIVEST, WE WILL NOT STOP WE WILL NOT REST.

https://twitter.com/columbiasjp/status/1785487022431367345

I heard explode at first :marseysmug2:

police bringing the big guns :marseyitsover:

https://twitter.com/jacksonhinklle/status/1785510179972293048

another video of the police using said big guns: https://twitter.com/krassenstein/status/1785490165336797454

:#marseytruck:

Atenciรณn. La policรญa de Nueva York acaba de arrestar a los militantes del grupo terrorista Hamas que tenรญan tomada a la Universidad de Columbia. Entre los detenidos se encuentra la esposa de Sami Al-Arian, un terrorista de alto nivel, miembro de la YIP.

https://twitter.com/agusantonetti/status/1785493296183222370

I just realized so many people are larping as hamas :marseyxd:

Tonight the NYPD repeatedly entered Columbia spaces with their guns drawn to confront unarmed students.

https://twitter.com/joshuaphilll/status/1785514225508745383

They've been waiting for this day :marseycop3:

Anti-Israel protesters barricaded inside Columbia University set to be imminently arrested as police corner them and refuse to let them leave. One student moans โ€œIt's finals! Can I go home?โ€

https://twitter.com/olilondontv/status/1785494728751902880

The duality of the protesters :chadlibleft:

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P.S. trauma survivors poison the well. Kill the male feminist, kill the victims.

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asian americans: DO BETTER.

tl;dr OP and replies are sneeding because asians are !grillers and don't care to show up to their gay protests

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GET READY FOR CHAZ 2: CHAZ HARDER

Will we see the mysterious lynchings that we've come to expect whenever rich yts declare a cop-free autonomous zone? Only time will tell!

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Whiteoids are making Hitler edits on Twitter now

Lmao why are clips of a women's exercise class supposed to be some big gotcha?

In other news, The Democratic People's Republic of Korea recently released this song and music video promoting Kim Jong Un's fabulous leadership. I hope kkkapitalists and fascists such as this whiteoid stop slandering him, look at how happy everyone looks!!

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The beauty gorlies are GOOPED. Makeup is being racist again!

Beautytok is all up in the shit right now and it's actually kind of funny so ima tell you all about it!

A few months ago a new makeup brand called Youthforia caught some flak from black beauty creators because their foundation shade range was basically non-existent for black people, and that's not allowed unless you're a Korean or Japanese brand (for obvious reasons). The owner of the brand (who is asian but is American and Youthforia is an American brand) actually came out and tried to defend their shade range by UNIRONICALLY saying it was a SOCIAL EXPERIMENT and was met with even more criticism because we all aren't fricking BLIND and that's STUPID. AND all of the shades on the box were NOT the shades that you get in the bottle so darker shades were actually even lighter than advertised which only made people more upset.

SO to appease the masses Youthforia expanded their shade range and introduced like 5 new shades for darker skintoned people and now everyone wants to burn down their HQ.

IT'S FRICKING SHOE POLISH BLACK. This shade is a literal asian-on-black hate crime and everyone is soooooper mad because it's LITERALLY black face paint. The shade is being compared to minstrel makeup and now Youthforia is sooper raycist.

Like you know if Time fricking magazine orders a rush job article about your debacle you done fricked up good.

Anyhoo tiktok is all abuzz with their pitchforks and you can pick pretty much any video about it and watch jaqqoffs slaughter each other in the comments with whataboutism and "muh cousin's neighbor is black like a tire and would love this!"

It's great.

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foid who married a billionaire got upset at another foid for taking a username that she wanted :marseyfoidretard:

you claimed a username that is not your full name, which is a violation of instagram TOS and and US law. enjoy prison.

!foidmoment

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Do you notice something wrong with boys? : Teachers | Old maids mald over based boys

For many, many years, I've recorded that my girls outperform the boys by a wide margin. In my case, the measured difference between them is so large that I cannot help but think something is wrong with our boys, particularly after I also account for their general behavior.

If I test 100 children and score work blindly, with names removed, the top 90% will be girls, and it has been so for a couple decades.

Sounds like you teach grade school.

Boys largely struggle to follow simple directions. Working memory is poor. Executive functioning is minimal. They are impulsive to the core, constantly distracted, and unable to perform at grade level. Compared to girls, the boys leave me feeling as if I where working with infants and toddlers. Most students we have in our special education programs and those with IEPs are boys. In every class I've had, most of the boys strike me as being mentally handicapped. Yes, there are outliers. There are always outliers amongst both genders.

lmao :ethot: These literal children would rather play than listen to me, are they retarded?

I don't know if boys ever catch up,

Considering !fellas outperform !biofoids almost across the board I'd say they do more than catch up

but I do not suspect that to be the case, given the deltas I record every day. I'm familiar with the old anecdotes of boys maturing slower and being a couple years behind the emotional development of girls, but this appears to be something more ominous.

No, boys are just tuff enough that they don't falter the moment you crack the whip.

its called the patriarchy. Boys are not held to the same social standards as girls.

Then why are boys the most likely to be punished?

The patriarchy, which leaves boys behind?

The sentiment is that low achieving boys will achieve higher than high achieving women because of patriarchal standards.

These boys DON'T have to try hard because the system is meant for them to succeed.

Are you literally retarded? They don't try because they don't care. They're children who'd rather be playing amongst themselves.

Except that's not an explanation for what's happening here. Boys aren't doing worse in high school because they "have an understanding" that they will succeed later on. They're just...failing.

They aren't just failing in K-12, either. The success of boys in a continual downtrend at college as well.

It's bizarre to me that someone would look at a kid who is going to drop out of high school and say "Well, the patriarchy!" like it's a point worth making in that context.

It's because teachers are made up solely of unicels who had it pounded into their head that patriarchy was the great satan that caused all sin in the world.

Teachers are mostly women. Parents who actually parent are mostly women. Males are taught to not respect or listen to women. It's not difficult stuff to grasp.

That doesn't track at all. Somehow the majority of authority in a boys life is female and he's taught not to respect them? No, hr learns not to respect them. Seeing teachers fail basic physical tasks, bow down to empty authority and go on childish power trips teaches him not to respect women.

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:#marseyhugmerchant:

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Royal :marseytrain2: will have longest hole in Open history

https://sports.yahoo.com/royal-:marseytrain2:-longest-hole-open-124144892.html

>Royal :marseytrain2: will have the longest hole in Open history when the Ayrshire links plays host to the 152nd championship in July.

>The sixth hole will measure 623 yards - 22 more than it did when :marseytrain2: staged the 2016 Open - when it hosts the battle for the Claret Jug from 18-21 July.

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Proana Chipotle manager helps workers learn portion control

My manager makes us โ€œweigh inโ€ before starting a shift and then again before a shift meal

I don't really know what to make of this. We've been under a lot of pressure to portion control. My manager is always freaking out when we are low on anything at all and says we aren't hitting our โ€œnumbersโ€.

I swear he's getting paranoid due to the pressure from corporate. There's a lot of concern about employees eating on the job and โ€œskimping off the binsโ€. He decided to remedy this with a scale. I shit you not.

Before every shift we have to weigh in. Before we have our shift meal he makes us weigh in again. He says if we've gained weight we don't get to have a shift meal because obviously we are skimping? Apparently water doesn't weigh anything.

This feels illegal but he says it's not because it's to prevent theft and that he keeps the numbers private. Has this been implemented at other chipotles? Please help.

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Pics of my freshly waxed P & V.

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Heh heh gottem. :marseyboomer#:

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Chuds exhibit how brain damaged they are

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17145416609152417.webp

What race does this man look like? :marseyreporterfox:

Are all chuds blind? :marseyreportercnn:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1714541661234829.webp

Which is? :marseychudnotes:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17145416612978778.webp

These people are? :marseychudnotes:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17145416613613966.webp

:marseyfacepalm:

:chudseethegenocide:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1714541661544364.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17145418303752418.webp

Beautiful

:marseychefkiss:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17145418305705965.webp

:marseycringe:

Chuds are not sending their best :marseydisagree: Or are they :marseypearlclutch:

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Copy pasting the first part of this so lazy girlies don't have the experience the stress of !clinklickers


As the sheen on dating apps dulls, more Americans are reporting bad experiences on them. Frustrated by bots, subscription costs and high effort-to-reward ratios, Gen Z is fleeing the apps in hope of real-life meet-cutes. Earlier this year, โ€œBustleโ€ declared that dating apps are in their โ€œflop era.โ€

Not all of the apps are taking this backlash without a fight. On Tuesday, after months of internal shake-ups and stock market woes, Bumble took a shot at winning back hearts and minds with a redesign, which includes a break with the app's requirement that women make the first move.

A new feature, which the company has called โ€œOpening Moves,โ€ allows women to place on their profiles a question, like โ€œWhat is your dream vacation?,โ€ to which men who match can respond. (In nonbinary and same-gender matches, both sides can include these prompts.)

The shift is a major one for Bumble. Until now, a man who matched with a woman on the app had to wait for her to message him. If she did not initiate a conversation, the match would expire after 24 hours.

Whitney Wolfe Herd founded Bumble in 2014 because of her own personal experiences. She said that the idea was to give women more control. โ€œI had a series of bad relationships, and I felt I was controlled by a man,โ€ she added, โ€œwhether it was: Don't wear this or, You can't hang out with this person or, You need to be home at this time.โ€

But over the years, Bumble received feedback from women who found that making the first move was โ€œa lot of workโ€ or โ€œa burden,โ€ and Ms. Wolfe Herd began thinking about how to release the pressure. Opening Moves, she said, is a result of that process, a way to let women maintain control while not feeling the stress of initiating all of the conversations.


But not copying the whole thing because The Gray Lady be a notoriously litigious b-word. :objection:

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Kerbal Space Program 2 is kill

I didn't buy it but apparently it wasn't very good even for an early access launch. RIP in peace.

Also Dean Hall, the creator of DayZ, is making a spiritual successor to KSP1?

https://old.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/comments/1chgbzl/2024_take_2_layoffs_megathread/l22y2of/?context=8&sort=controversial

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Y'all really missed the point of warhammer huh? (-34)

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Is it though..? Is it really..? Raise your hand if that has literally happened to you while playing. (-28)

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Is this... The fabled second account? It couldn't be... But it speaks exactly like the other one. And acts like it too? Did you forget to switch back? Careless.To be clear, you never argued outside of pooping on me. And even when you were, that was on another comment, another discussion, and you barely managed to articulate the point. You didn't even win there, we ended up agreeing. Our argument here, was that you were not ok. Which is obviously true at this point. You fit right in with those so-called illiterate bastards, but I haven't found a lot here on this sub.You don't seem to understand the concept any better than your theoretical inferiors. In fact, I'd rate you inferior to even the dumbest person on this sub. I'd rate you at a 94 out of 200. And this is the most coherent you've been all night. "Getting on your level" would necessitate a huge step down, I might even need to become a 4channer on /pol/ or an actual fascist to become as stupid as you. In fact, from here on, I'... (2)

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Asmongold fan with a dogshit take still ultimately missing the point of this corpse of a sub is hilarious. Bite the curb lol.There is no โ€œdisagreeingโ€ you either read the material, or you don't. The lonely cornballs here can't do that, and are therefore inferiors. Don't make a bad faith sub to cry and shit your pants while I run circles around you if the best argument you've got is โ€œSTOP LORDING INFO OVER MEEEโ€ (0)

I lost my previous draft, windows update, so this will be a lot shorter. Ad hominem, again. I'm not sure where the Asmongold comment came from, projection? Or are you simply looking for a crack to hammer into, as you fundamentally have no argument.How many ribs did you need to remove to suck your own peepee that hard. I'm not even surprised, of course an egotistical piece of shit like you would refer to people who disagree with you as inferiors. Winning an argument(By that I mean insulting people and laughing at them, because I doubt you've ever actually won an argument) on the internet definitely makes you an intelligent person who hasn't wasted three hours of their time. And I say that, aware this is very stupid. But as to calling other people inferiors? We've found the rot I think. That sounds a lot like Gobineau's ideology justifying racism, I bet it's for similar reason's too. I can't help but wonder just when you became garbage. And at this point I'd be surprised if you had ever... (4)

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That's something I've done for a very long time, 10-15 years. It's simply habit at this point. And if it falls off, sad, but your point will be proven. (4)

Oh there's no โ€œifโ€ the lonely blancos association has already died. The melting pot of colossal losers who don't understand the material much less read it will remain here and cry for however many years until they bite the curb. Warhammer moved on from primaris and WHFB being detonated, things that actually merit giving a shit about. A bunch of lonely losers being lore (and business illiterate) was already a corpse walking. (1)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/Hidden_Variable1993

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NEW: Subscribe to /h/miners to see untapped drama veins, ripe for mining! :marseyminer:

:marppy: autodrama: automating away the jobs of dramautists. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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Bonus. Some trans vore enjoyer got angry over curated tumblr having an issue with said fan art and make cope post in transcirclejerk (very sane sub btw)

https://old.reddit.com/r/transgendercirclejerk/comments/1ch4sly/curatedtumblr_when_yaoi/

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One guy notices muh double standards

Local cougar brags about being a cradle-robber :marseypuke:

This guy kicks the hornets nest by telling the truth

I wonder who could be arguing with him so fervently?

Oh, it's a :marseywall: that posts 24/7 on 2X and relationship advice subs telling women to leave their boyfriends and yelling in rage at said boyfriends. Also a die-hard swiftie who hates men but talks about "27-year-old Adonises." Platonic ideal of a 2X-foid here :marseylaugh:

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The last few days on Twitter people have been mocking women who think that they'd be safer lost in the woods next to a bear than a random man.

Of course women will jump into these conversations and say "but men bad" and get flamed, then cry about how mean the internet is to the mentally handicapped.

Today, I saw this one, who seemingly proudly announces that she purposefully buzzkills parties.

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