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smolchickentenders
: i don't care
- AutisticOnTheStreets : I CARE
- kaalaaaa : repost
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not_a_raccoon
: i do care
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ManBearFridge
:
- 1 : API
- Lv999_Lich_King : Darn I really miss the API...
- CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM : Pennis and also peepeee and balls
- WrongHoler : BIPOC
you are loved 
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after all the api changes and reddit gold stuff lol
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Working on IT stuff in various overseas locations. Soliciting a prostitute, marrying a foreign stripper, some debt, and being evasive about this stuff:
This guy watched a buddy in the airforce overdose on "cocaine" and lied about it. Guy was previously discharged from the airforce for hard drugs:
This 23 year old was working as an IT manager but seems to have been moonlighting. He had a criminal record in his youth and was busted with marijuana and illegal firearms:
Married manager is an alcoholic. An interesting vignette but nothing unheard of. Beverage consumption quantities in document seem unreasonably low. Goes to AA and gets clearance:
Boomer making $168K can't be bothered to pay taxes or bills:
I'll give credit to the reddit post I found this site from. Apparently one of Kim Jong Un's relatives who has fled to the US is working in defense:
edit :{
Veteran aircraft mechanic has secret wife in Peru:
"[M]y use of recreational drugs on my personal time in no way reflects upon my trustworthiness as a keeper of national secrets. I do not plan to change my lifestyle because that would be absurd, and directly contradictory to the first sentence of this statement. If the DOD wants a dog who has no personal principles, they can find one elsewhere.":
}
There are many more of these and a decent fraction are worth the read. Most common thing in these is debt. Sometimes it's sympathetic but sometimes its hardcore trailer park vibes.
This is a goldmine. If you guys upvote some jannies bickering or shitty drawings over this I will lose any respect I had for this site.
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Reddit “pays” its moderators with power.
— Reddit Lies (@reddit_lies) June 16, 2023
Bardfinn, merari01, awkwardtheturtle, they’re all there for power and dozens more.
They’ll comply and reopen subs because, for many of them, it’s all they have. https://t.co/NRy9x5B0Hr pic.twitter.com/JBJPTmHorL
- care_nlm : why wont you accept my account at fsdfsd.net ?????
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Apparently the Joost is being attacked by other jannies for not privating his incredibly important subreddits in solidarity despite claiming to support the POCout. Is it the admins themselves? rDrama? 4chan? Bad faith actors on the inside?
/u/I_PUNCH_INFANTS changes it up and decides to swing at Merari this time.
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Hitler may have done some terrible things in Europe, Japan may have sunk some ships, Al'Qaeda may have knocked over a building, no one is disputing that although christofascists love to parrot these things to misdirect. Hitler and Bin Laden never sieged the Capitol and attempted to overthrow our freedom. Ashli Babbitt did.
Rot in piss bozo.
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Edit2: I'll categorize this list by activity and create sub-categories later today and probably add to it over time. I put it together so it'd be easier for people to find fun fringe drama or otherwise be entertained. Enjoy!
Please comment if you have others to add to the list. I bit off more than I can chew because apparently there's thousands of these, so I omitted ones that were boring, inactive, and/or redundant.
General or Misc Fringe
New Age
Paranoid/Classic
Religion, Politics, & Conspiracy (aka BORING)
Occult
Scientific & Historical
Lifestyle
Lite
Edit: Oops, pressed enter too soon
- PlsNoCoal : article literally says it's the Cannon office building not the actual Capitol which is across the st
- SIMPSONIANTHIELITEDOOMER : Akshually it's a different Capitol building and they're doing it against fascism it's different
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Curiously there is almost zero coverage of this happening, whereas the last time people went there when they shouldn't have, we are still hearing about it being the greatest attack on Americans since Pearl Harbor and WAIT SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO THINK THAT PLEASE PUT THE BAG AWAY IM SORR
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briefs
: don't care I stand with Liz
EFF (Electronic Frontier Foundation) speaks out against blocking of KiwiFarms - 101
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Orange site: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=37313349
For those who aren't familiar, EFF is a respected organization with lawyers and shit.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electronic_Frontier_Foundation
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- rDramaHistorian : 196= 14^2. Why is reddit not banning this white supremacist dogwhistle sub
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I have more than once seen queer teens posting on this subreddit, confiding about how they want to commit suicide, and come here for reassurance to keep living. So, I think it's unwise to potentially shut down this community indefinitely without establishing a clear consensus from the community, and as it stands, more than thirty percent of people who have cast a vote do not support an indefinite blackout.
Frick you to everyone who said indefinitely. This boycott will inevitably fail, and then what? You just destroyed the safe space of many LGBTQ people, as well as one of the only non-tankie subs that aren't specifically about anarchism.
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no????? not indefinitely??????? i’m not on any other social media so this is my only real queer safe space on the internet. please don’t!!!!!If I had to guess, most of the indefinite votes are cis straight people who dont give a shit given theres always more shitposting subs. Since they greatly outnumber us the little guy is kinda getting fricked in the butt.
So Reddit just doubled down, as I’ve said would happen. That means we’re not about to delete one of the biggest safe spaces for marginalized groups on this platform, right? We’re not about to shoot ourselves in the head because “my le principles are intact at least?” right? This isn’t about to be another Bernie or Bust situation where a ton of “progressives” are about to show just how little they give a frick about preventing harm to the people they care about as long as they get to be performative in proving they’re one of the “good ones” right? It’s time for reasonable people to step in. This isn’t just a bad idea, it’s a bad idea for no reason. This is going to hurt people. Like actually hurt people. I guarantee with a sub of this size there are people here that see this as a reason to keep going. A community they’re a part of keeping them above water. Take that away and they drown. And I’m gunna be honest, there’s blood on the hands of every last idiot who got whipped into a fervor over this thinking they could change things.
Same post lol the fact this is where we are from a poll has unironically shaken my faith in democracy and people’s ability to not vote against their own self-interests for the dumbest reasons. All I can say to those who are beginning to regret their “indefinitely” vote after reading the official statement is that you better get fricking vocal. Because you made a dumbfrick choice based off nothing but hype, didn’t think about anything when doing it, and now you’re about to have blood on your hands. Even if just one person goes deeper into their depression and does something stupid that they wouldn’t have done otherwise, that’s one too many, and it’s on you. So get fricking loud and fix this fricking mess you’ve created. And if you voted for this and don’t regret it after seeing this, you’re not a leftist, you’re not a progressive, you don’t care about marginalized groups, you don’t care about protecting those you claim to care about, and if you fricking dare try to use the fact you’re also in one or more of the marginalized groups as some pass for your braindead decision
Other threads
https://old.reddit.com/r/196/comments/146htk6/goodbye_196/?sort=controversial
https://old.reddit.com/r/196/comments/145yjvv/a_heartfelt_message_also_art_is_by/?sort=controversial
https://old.reddit.com/r/196/comments/146j2bm/no_ruley_good_options/?sort=controversial
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- 1378 : i wake up there is another psyop
- JohnnyBOO : Okay I pull up
- whyareyou : LOL no
- Lv55_Slime : have you had enough of deeze nuts?
's shitty site or no?-
usernaw
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Today, a Dutch med school student shot and killed a teacher point-blank in a classroom full of students.
He also killed a random woman and injuring her daughter, in his act of a genius he threw Molotov cocktails (cuz why not, huh).
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/24181647/armed-cops-storm-hospital-gunman-double-shooting
Apparently, this neurodivergent cute twink was convicted of animal cruelty before.
He detailed his miserable life as an r-slur in med school in a thread on /pol/.
https://archived.moe/pol/thread/436995585
EDIT:
Justice department docs released about the ethnically Turkish autist CHUD that murdered three people including the 14yo girl, while wearing a bulletproof vest like true 
He tortures rabbits in his backyard. Witnesses captured video of the accident. Grabs rabbits, throws them against a tree. Kicks them and throws bricks.
Also shoots pigeons with crossbow, piercing them. The animals were taken in custody by the police and some had to be put down.
Frick, I regret reading this shit.
The house is in unlivable conditions, there's animal shit everywhere. The perpetrator lies half-naked in the backyard on a bunch of leaves, screams and laughs loudly.
That last part is typical aspie behaviour tbh.
The phone of the perpetrator has been taken in custody, it contains videos of people getting stabbed.
And... wait for it...
The phone contained Nazi and far-right imagery.
Le hecking CHUD confirmed!
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Context: /r/RealFurryHours is a small "furry discussion" subreddit, focused on meta talk about the community and its exceedingly many issues that are banned from being acknowledged at all on the main /r/furry and /r/furry_irl heckin wholesome hugbox subreddits. After a long period of janny inactivity however, it became home to many a dogfricking lolcow who would argue that furry child porn (known as "cub") and bestiality ("feral" porn) are actually cool and good, with post after post complaining about how they're not allowed to be open p-dophiles/zoophiles and s*x pests on Twitter anymore without being cancelled by the "woke mob". Don't yuck anyone's yum, chud! 
However, not too long ago, I got news that our resident bird furtwink powerjanny @Corvus flexed his/her/??? Reddit clout to take full control of the subreddit (as they did with /r/Cringetopia and /r/yiffinhell some time ago) and modded a couple of other furry dramatards to the team (one being
@Tricky), the first executive order coming down in the form of an announcement post that any defense or support of zoophile/p-do shit will be met with an instant permaban. Seems reasonable, right? Well, not for furries. Here's a selection of community reactions to this news.
So we are going to treat bronies and feral dragons fursonas as zoophiles now?
You whack-a-doodle Puritan Newbie Furries tried to make it sound as if Hearth Fox was flat out defending real life actions. Which is a very dishonest tactic and a DELIBERATE misrepresentation of what was ACTUALLY said..... The only thing Hearth Fox defended was 2D ARTWORK.... which is FAKE.
You little Normie-Newbie-Furs do not OWN this Fandom. You did not CREATE this fandom. It was started before you were born, by people who had a much better grasp of Fiction VS Reality than you do.....
All that "problematic" art and written fiction that you hate so much???? That's NEVER going away. It's an intrinsic part of the history of Furry Fandom, regardless of how you feel about it.
Your personal morality shouldn't be allowed to dictate and control someone else's creations. That person isn't obligated to conform to YOUR narrow, strict morality.
Even if you attempt to drive this kind of Artwork & Fiction
outof the Fandom, you will not succeed. It will just find a different home.... a home wherePURITANS LIKE YOUhave no authority.... Such as e621 or Inkbunny.
You may have gotten FurAffinity to cave in to the Contagious Wokeness, but e621 & Inkbunny will be much much harder for you to bully.
Anyway, have fun being a bunch of snobby, stuck-up hypocrites who think Drawings = Reality.
For context, /u/Fluffy_Little_Fox here is an open p-dophile who masturbates to little boys with cat/fox ears. To add context to his unhinged rant, Inkbunny was created as a p-do haven after FurAffinity (the main furry site) banned cub/loli content. The most popular furry porn site e621 also openly hosts that shit. 
Do you think a drawing of young Simba from The Lion King constitutes child pornography? Does making or consuming a violent video game reflect on a real life desire for violence? Because that's the correlation being made here. The same old false equivalence that liking something fictional means you like the same thing in reality.
"Checkmate chud, I'm only attracted to fictional baby animals!" 
You know, conflating feral with zoophilia and/or cub won't make the fandom more "normal", and "normal" isn't necessarily a good thing.
Besides, banning discussion of feral porn ( please, please consider the Harkness test at the very least ) makes the same amount of sense as banning discussion of AI art. AI art, after all, is far more controversial than feral porn ever was...
For reference, the Harkness test (like the janny described in his reply) is basically the furry variant of "b-but she's a 1000 year old loli vampire so she can consent!".
This blatant attempt to abuse the rules and silence a huge chunk of the community is ridiculous and uncalled for. The whole point of this subreddit is supposed to be about discussion, not throwing people under the bus to pander to political correctness.
What's that Snappy line again? Furry is zoophile blackface?
Basicly this subreddit has become the lgb without the t movement version of the fandom
The resident p-dophiles were so incensed by getting kicked out of their little shelter subreddit that this actually also spilled over onto Twitter, with one unhinged "cub rights activist" p-do repeatedly spam pinging the birdfricker and another furtwink mod with angry nonsensical all-caps ranting. 
https://twitter.com/ShoogaBoomBai/status/1687892106784968704
Idk man, I'm pretty sure Christstrags are all about that sort of thing.
First they came for the furry p-dophiles... and I did not speak out because lol get in the woodchipper already 
Anyways, I encourage you to save and link this thread whenever a furstrag ever tries to make the assertion that their community isn't a literal den of kiddy diddlers and dog molesters. 
- usernaw : i refuse to read fanfiction
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care_nlm
: le sexy time
- smolchickentenders : cuck fiction
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I'm sick in bed, so here's a another post from me this time about my least favorite subreddit: /r/TIFU. Here is the body text of the OP:
No throwaway, because I'm a grown butt man and don't give a shit what others think of me.
Happened roughly an hour ago.
Today, we (fiancé and I) cleaned the house and I had to vacuum and mob the corridor and the living room.
So I did that - to the fiancés satisfaction.
The award was sexy time.
My fiancé is cutie and cares, so she bought some anal butt plug thingy a while ago.
Now,
EVERY TIME I USE THIS PIECE OF SHIT (LOL PUN) AND GET "EXITED" I WIGGLES ITSELF OUT OF THE DARK.
EVERY.
FRICKING.
TIME.
FRICKING.
And by doing so, I have to hold it in with my hand or try with my heel (depends on position), which then makes the gf laugh, which then makes me laugh, which then makes any orgasm laugh.
Today, I finally had enough and rage quit the s*x just to throw the darn thing out of the bedroom into our corridor. Got to love the impulsiveness.
Now to the actual frick up.
I threw it so hard that it skidded its way into the living room.
And I forgot where it had been. Before I even threw it on its merry way.
So the thing does a summersault and spread its nastiness.
I HAD TO CLEAN THE CORRIDOR AND LIVING ROOM AGAIN!
I'm so mad at this fricking piece of fricking equipment.
TL,DR;Cleaned the house, got sexy time as a result, buttplug was an absolute butt, so I threw it out into the house and had to clean said house again.
Ignoring the infuriatingly infantilized term "sexy time", the problem with this story becomes glaringly obvious to anyone who isn't a moron: buttplugs aren't supposed to be coated in shit. Here are some of the comments:
Bruh...?
Equally confused
I hate mobbing the floor
You know it's not supposed to have shit all over it
You know it's going in an butt. It's bound to have shit all over it from time to time.
Actually for most people it’s a huge part for you to make sure you’re clean down there before using anal s*x toys. Do you think everyone who uses them just has shit on their toys the moment they’re done? Enemas, cleaning yourself, being careful of what you’ve eaten ahead of time, etc. are all pretty essential parts of care before butt play. Otherwise, wouldn’t peepees be covered in shit every time you do anal considering they’re usually longer than a butt plug? Yeah sure sometimes there might me a spot or something, but if there’s enough shit on it for it to “spread nastiness” I think maybe there’s some lack of cleaning issues going on. I dunno just doesn’t really help the “Men don’t wash their asses” joke.
Oh wow that's a thorough answer. I get all that. It's just an inevitable thing that can happen when you play around with buttstuff. It's something I partake in with my partner and even though we're careful, it happens. Especially with spontaneous sexy time. But yeah never like, completely covered to "spread the nastiness" so I guess I hear you. Definitely doesn't help the "joke" which is basically not a joke 😆
Posts like this are all the evidence I need to know it isn’t a joke. Makes me thankful I’m a lesbian to be honest hahahaha
I looked into it and apparently you're not supposed to just give yourself an enema
Well from a medical standpoint no, but it’s incredibly common in gay culture for men to do them regularly for this purpose is all I’m saying 🤷🏻♀️
Not just gay men but straight as well who have partners that like to go down finger and peg. Sometimes they like it so much you have to put it on lock.
Bruh what is on it? There shouldn’t be anything other than lube on your butt plug are y’all not prepping???
Douche ya butt before my guy
Some people point out how OP is being rewarded with s*x for doing chores:
- epic story about having le s*x
- s*x as a reward for normal tasks
- ”sexy time”
- manchild behaviour even during said s*x
Oh baby, it’s Reddit time
It's the proudly saying you do Adult Chores only to earn s*x for me
Why does the minimal amount of effort around the house require this reward? These small tasks barley deserve a cookie.
I think this final comment sums it all up:
The frick is wrong with you weirdo?
/r/TIFU should just be renamed to /r/WeirdKinkStoriesToJerkOffTo and I would just toss this one in the "fake" pile if it weren't for how normie the rest of this guy's account is and how banal the story is compared to a lot of them. What's up with these guys. !moidmoment
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