NEW AD: Trump says football is “boring as hell” and “nobody cares” about it.

So we’re airing this during the NFL draft for football fans to see. pic.twitter.com/KpimgYvLru

— Biden-Harris HQ (@BidenHQ) April 25, 2024

@Sasanka_of_Gauda

Agreed to work to drive down to to a sister hospital Monday. Drunk me was like ‘yeah sure whatever' and now that I've become more drunk I heavily regret this. Not sure why I was assigned these patients since they're both previous pediatric cases. One is acute leukemia and the other is prior hx of neuroblastoma and both are only 26/27. Neuroblastoma will hate me for ordering bilateral BMBx with pede onc and acute leukemia will just be mad that I'm going to just see him and likely push for a pede onc consult.

Until then I'm just going to be drinking frick tons of Svedka because the liquor store grabbed the wrong bottle and I was too neurodivergent to correct the guy

The mods should have a low effortpost button for when i post shit just to make House furry mad

@sneedman

Apparently in China if you leave tips at hot pot restaurants twink waiters do mujra at your table 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/iKSvWyyoK5

— Icarus (e/retrd) (@solinvctus) April 26, 2024

🚨 19-year-old Pakistani girl Ayesha Rashan undergoes successful heart transplant surgery for free through Aishwaryam Trust in Chennai, India. pic.twitter.com/O4tUCIk4sH

— Indian Tech & Infra (@IndianTechGuide) April 26, 2024

Please rise for the new American anthem.

!burgers

https://twitter.com/Kojima_Hideo/status/1783825496243155329/photo/2

i've been thinking a lot about RYM, last.fm, and fantano. i've come to the conclusion that they have completely ruined online music discourse

this has led me to coining a term

crackercore

/ˈkrak-ər-kôr/

noun

1. A genre of music predominantly enjoyed by white audiences and heavily influenced by Anthony Fantano's music tastes and Rate Your Music charts. Crackercore almost exclusively refers to avant garde rock, experimental hip hop, and art rock.

Dude, did you listen to that new jpegmafia project?

Of course not, I don't listen to crackercore

if you have any good examples of crackercore let me know. jpegmafia is really the only one i can come up with.

Man who did this 😂 pic.twitter.com/uhlWSLAmho

— Isaiah Jackson (@bitcoinzay) April 26, 2024

Was making corn beer in my pjs, had no pants pockets so I put it in my breast, bent over to stir a bucket and PLOP.

It still more or less works after a bunch of cleanings. Only issues have been it thinking I had wired headphones plugged in all the time.

!boozers learn from me

Google's AI responded that the population of New York City was 8.3 million. Now this was very interesting to me, because I had personally looked up the population of New York City myself back around 2001 for a Vampire: the Masquerade game that I had been planning on running, and at the time the population of NYC was 10 million. I asked my mom what she thought about it.

How can this possibly be, is google lying?

As its top search hit, DuckDuckGo gave me a much more reasonable answer of 20 million, linking directly to a Wikipedia article.

The reason why you have two different numbers is literally right in the article

and I suggested that perhaps due to Google's DEI mandate they were hiring much less competent diversity hires.

Chuds come defend your messiah.