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:soysnootypefast:

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1igo8ik/alexandria_ocasiocortez_sounds_five_alarm_fire/

yt "people" suddenly support the death penalty :marseydeathsentence:

https://old.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/1igpebj/been_a_while_since_we_have_had_an_execution_for/

https://media.tenor.com/TZ0tOMpVJA0AAAAx/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-aoc.webp https://media.tenor.com/X-CiVRINHT0AAAAx/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-aoc.webp

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  • barrel : wtf I love Protonmail even more now

					
					

Original post in /r/protonmail, where the CEO responds to the controversy:

https://old.reddit.com/r/ProtonMail/comments/1i1zjgn/so_that_happened/

Excerpt from Yen's comment:

This is not going to be a popular opinion, but on the specific issue of antitrust, Democrats fell short. In 2022, we campaigned extensively in the US for anti-trust legislation. Two bills were ready, with bipartisan support. Chuck Schumer (who coincidently has two daughters working as big tech lobbyists) refused to bring the bills for a vote. In the aftermath of this failure, great people like former Democratic rep David Cicilline left congress, leaving few strong voices for antitrust left in the Democratic party. In the meantime, at a 2024 event covering antitrust remedies, out of all the invited senators, just a single one showed up - JD Vance.

Redditors:

:soysnooseethe: :soysnooseethe: :soysnooseethe: :soysnooseethe: :soysnooseethe: :soysnooseethe: :soysnooseethe: :soysnooseethe: :soysnooseethe: :soysnooseethe: :soysnooseethe: :soysnooseethe: :soysnooseethe: :soysnooseethe:

Today /r/privacy, in a removed post, Redditors continue to seethe.

https://old.reddit.com/r/privacy/comments/1id1lo5/proton_ceo_responds_to_backlash_after_his_post/

One particularly amusing comment chain where people are scarmbling to find a service that isn't in the hands of a chud:

https://old.reddit.com/r/privacy/comments/1id1lo5/comment/m9vi9tu/?context=8

Sardines with more soyseethe:

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1i2q6a9/comment/m7gq8v5/?context=8

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RTX 5090 Lottery in Japan ends in chaos: buyers climb fence of next-door kindergarten

The situation on RTX 50 launch day looks dire. It seems that the few people who manage to find the cards in stock online will either be powered by fast AI algorithms or simply lucky to be near retailer servers.

We previously reported on the RTX 50 launch day lottery in Japan. The country is known for such draws, which, in order to prevent scalping, give everyone in line an equal chance to purchase limited-supply products. Only those whose tickets are chosen will be allowed to buy the product. While it's hard to call that a win, at least some participants don't leave empty-handed.

According to Japanese media, one of the lotteries at PC Koubou, which started earlier (around 15:00 local time), ended in chaos. People were seen climbing over the fence of a nearby kindergarten, and screams were heard. There's also a photo of a destroyed kingergarten sign (added above). The lottery concluded before many attendees even arrived, leading to frustration and disorder at the venue.

The PC Koubou Parts Hall has started calling for entries for a lottery to purchase the RTX5090, but the situation is currently in chaos.

Angry shouts were heard, and some people even climbed over the fence of the kindergarten next door.

@sarasteam0151 (translation)

Swedish retailer Inet confirms there may not be any RTX 5090 stock at launch. It seems they are waiting for an update from their courier company. Even if any 5090 units arrive, the retailer expects them to sell out immediately. The 5080, on the other hand, should sell "quickly."

According to a Redditor who compiled a list of MicroCenter locations and their expected RTX 5090/5080 stock, only 233 RTX 5090 cards were distributed across all stores in the U.S. Similarly, only 2,393 RTX 5080 models were allocated. This is an extremely low number of cards for launch day, though it's important to note that we cannot verify the accuracy of this list.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738312964hhUJRr_Lw4urYw.webp

However, Tustin, California, appears to be one of the few locations where lining up might make sense. The queue is already over 300 people long show messages shared on Reddit, meaning that if the numbers above are correct, the last people in line won't even have a chance to buy a card.

While it's great to see such high demand for new graphics cards, it's difficult to understand why NVIDIA did not prepare a larger stock for launch. The company was not forced to release the cards this early, and there is clearly a significant supply issue. Nothing would have changed if the launch had been delayed by a month, allowing board partners to build inventory. This way, customers wouldn't have to rely on luck, fast reflexes, or being prepared to camp outside stores.

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i havent posted in a while but my favorite event happened again, the independent thinkers at the `farms decided to discuss an article headline, from "instant update news"

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/fake-im-human-too-trans-activists-outrage-after-gynecologist-refused-to-see-them.210851/

"I'm Human Too!" - Trans Activist's Outrage After Gynecologist REFUSED To See Them

The local transgender farmers are not happy

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738197004OwIMFGxmnit-Iw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738197004ClyxxW24eTbI5Q.webp :soyconcerned:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738197004QyRB6M4YX67AEA.webp :#marseysoyhype: "erm... do you have a source??"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738197004jouaYex-YOoywA.webp :g#igachad4: "looks real to me"

!nonchuds !chudmoment @The_Homocracy @BWC @pizzashill discuss

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China has done such a good job preventing terrorism: how can Israel replicate its success? : AskChina

					
					
					
	

				
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What is Culture war?

https://rdrama.net/h/traditionalgames/post/340606/more-trench-crusade-nonsense

https://rdrama.net/h/traditionalgames/post/337159/inspired-by-the-trench-crusade-stupidity

https://rdrama.net/h/traditionalgames/post/339725/trench-crusade-comes-up-again-so

Edgelords

Edgelords are just unironically evil and are the perfect factions for people who want to cackle maniacally and be the baddest boy in the gameshop. They gain bonuses by doing edgy shit like killing people and insulting minorities.

Subfactions

  • Heavy metal satanists

Nerd

Musical

Male feminist

Sexist

Deviant

Blasphemous

Anything that moves

Heavy metal satanists are edgelord losers who do shit like dig up your grandma's grave so they can use her skull as a codpiece.

Black metal Norwegians

Nerd

Musical

Male feminist

Sexist

Nazi

Blasphemous

Deviant

Homophobic

Anything that moves

  • Even edgier and more evil heavy metal satanists who act as the evil champions of a Nazi army.

Dramanauts

Nihilist

Nerd

Anything that moves

Furry

Racist

Some men just want to see the world burn.

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Todd Howard DNGAF and he never did
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Trump orders advisers to "obliterate" Iran if it assassinates him

					
					

:marseyxd: :marseypearlclutch: :marseyinshallah:

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:pepegun: Vote or else :pepereegun:

:platyblush:

Never thought I'd have someone blowing up my phone

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Kash Patel says the fricking N word in Senate hearing :marseyhappening:

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recently I read a whore justify herself with evolution, and learned that the peepee displaces other men's c*m because we're born for free love. We're whores at heart, every womyn was a frick machine until fundies put us everywhere in chains.

This is based on a few studies, here's one

Results obtained by modifying an artificial peepee suggest that the coronal ridge is an important morphological feature mediating semen displacement...

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738470160e1iTHlnGwDsgfQ.webp

basically they made fleshlights and tested how well the plastic peepee removed semen from the tube. that's the kind of hands-on science we know and love :marseyclapping: :sciencejak:

but think about it, does semen really stay in there long enough that "displacing" after has a huge advantage? Certainly it's useful, but how much? insemination happens pretty quickly so the lingering sperm probably isn't going to inseminate her if the ejaculation didn't. And even then the rest is fully removed in five days. So either everyone was having Aella gangbangs, the returns are diminishing, or perhaps there's an alternative explanation.

The ones I found were "Structural Integrity" and "Pleiotropy" but those are anti-climactic

With the help of my friends, I've erected a fourth, and final, theory.

The blood plunger

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738470160JwMvx2ivqD9F5Q.webp

BLOOD is a bigger barrier to insemination than sperm I think. Since we've not always had lovey-dovey foreplay for some enjoyable, LUBRICATED s*x, I imagine vaginal trauma was more common. I.e. :rape:

After all, what big "sexual ingredient" isn't necessary at all for impregnation?

That's right, the female orgasm.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738470160E7jzxgq9lLSNyg.webp

Now look, I'm not exactly happy with this conclusion, I'm not an incel I have female friends, r*pe is bad.

But I do believe I'm onto something here for a PURELY MECHANICAL QUESTION without any ethical extensions.

A question posed and answered in the spirit of Die frΓΆhliche Wissenschaft

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738470160GLTAed-XSsRinA.webp

In short, the blood produced during s*x would prevent or severely inhibit insemination, and the peepee plunges it out.

Have I convinced you?

Now I'm not a scientist, but I do know the contact information for the real scientists who've published the original studies, and I drafted the following:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738470160NHh85gDYwe0aMA.webp

I honestly just want to bounce this idea off you guys and get some help with the draft. how well would an academic receive this

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https://old.reddit.com/r/southafrica/comments/1icoigf/trump_administration_halts_hiv_drug_distribution/m9sh17q/?context=8

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FREEDOM HATING R-SLURS YEARN FOR CENSORSHIP LIKE CHILDREN YEARN FOR THE MINES

					
					

This all started when someone slandered the queen, AOC, implying that she is part of the 1% she claims to fight. She then proceeds to post the massive L that despite making $174k/year (before bribes) she doesn't own a house and still has unpaid student loans :marseylaugh: Of course this leads the fans of known peepee sucking s*x pest, Destiny, to defend their queen's honor by being anti-freedom communists.

You don't stop it, X is made for this, to push out anything Elon wants, playing with the algorithm to push out fake shit and suppress real things, it's the easiest shit in the world, I bet if I had access I could code the inverse in less than a day.

I wonder if he held this position before Elon bought it… :marseyeyeroll:

We're fricked. The last 9-ish years have shown us that something like 80% of the population can be fully fricking brainwashed by propaganda of one form or another; and we haven't figured out a way to counter, stop, or correct it.

No one is immune to propaganda. That's why it's been utilized since the dawn of humanity and will continue until the end of it.

And our national worship of "free speech" has been perverted to mean we have a right to be constantly be lied to.

We should definitely just give the good guys, who never lie, complete and total control over all facts. Surely they would never abuse that power :!marseyclueless:

this would require government intervention to counter, but republicans love fomenting propaganda because they hate america, and democrats will never take steps against social media contagion because they're weak, effete cowards obsessed with protecting land grants and trans visibility, not protecting voting rights or america's institutions.

Please daddy government! Censor these filthy liars! Wait… I'm not a liar! Don't censo… ACK! :marseysoyrope:

You want to silence people from making up blatant lies? That's what free speech is there to protect bro! That's dictatorship to be anti-lies!!

Freedom hating communist wishes we had a ministry of truth. :marseymanysuchcases:

I've been wondering why tiny's been so chill with everything going on, and then remembered people on this media diet will only realize it's all fake after things get much worse. I just fear whatever the tech bros are doing will be woefully stupid, even more so that what Donald has in mind.

This "Tiny" he's referring to is the streamer, Destiny, who recently got in hot water after sharing a bunch of videos of himself banging both men and women with his groomercord friends. This led to them being leaked and him being sued by one (or maybe multiple) of the women from the leaks. Additionally all of his former streaming partners have distanced themselves from or completely abandoned him. The reason he has been "chill" is because he is laying low because he knows he's fricked. And this redditor gets all of his opinions from this man. Just remember if you're ever feeling low, you will never be as pathetic as someone like this :marseyemojilaugh:

I know Americans don't like this with the 1st amendment and all, but at what point do you allow this to continue happening? Maybe it should just be illegal to tell blatant lies like this, but idk

Posts in /r/Vancouver. What do you know, a filthy foreigner with a negative opinion of the 1st amaendment! If I had a dollar for every time I heard that, I'd have more money than AOC!

Anyways, America has free speech and it's here to stay, no matter how much commies cry about it.

:#marseysaluteusa: :#marseypatriot: :!#marseycomradecry:

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Ranch time :marseycertifiedangus:

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I made Chili Colorado tonight! :marseylickinglips:

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https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/33227487/sweden-shooter-rickard-anderssons-arsenal-links-school-inferno-death/

Rickard Andersson, 35, is said to have had a licence for four firearms - three of which were reportedly found at the school.

Andersson, described as a loser with "extreme social phobia", had reportedly previously enrolled at Campus Risbergska but hadn't attended classes there since 2021, according to Aftonbladet.

The suspect - who was raised in Orebro - had allegedly also attended class for people with Asperger's and high-functioning autism at the local Wadkoping Education Centre, per Sky News.

Authorities have said there is no evidence the perpetrator had "ideological motives" and that he was previously unknown to them.

Chilling details emerged from witnesses after the massacre, stating that the gunman mysteriously chose to walk past certain people, deciding not to shoot them.

A horrifying video, filmed by student Hashem Shams desperately trying to hide from the gunfire in a cubicle, captured someone saying "Get out of Europe".

:#marseyracist:

Syria's embassy in Stockholm said some of its nationals were among the dead, at the school which taught Swedish language classes to migrants.

Bosnia's ambassador said two of its citizens were also among the dead.

He had supposedly been unemployed since 2015 and legally changed his name from Jonas Simon in 2017 - to the shock of his family.

previous thread: https://rdrama.net/h/chudrama/post/339680/

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738878316Dbt29tRXaY_ZJw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738878315O3AlXN3WeqvIpA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17388783161RYkM_OUYFuVMA.webp

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https://kick.com/jstlk/clips/clip_01JJW1WW8FJKVDX0XKZ8KGQS10

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738277569FUrA2DvDMagG0g.webp

FYI /r/livestream jannies are tiny peepee riders so the fact that this is on lsf is a buck breaking moment.

I tried to upload the clip but the only kick downloader I could find pooped out a 200mb mp4 :marseyraging:


https://archive.ph/DgWuO

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738278989gmW-yMHxjo2Xiw.webp


OP Q&N

Q: Did you steal some info from :marseykiwi:

A: Yes

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:pancakes: :pancakes: :pancakes: WE ARE SO BACK :pancakes: :pancakes: :pancakes:
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VHSL says it's not banning transgender women from women's high school sports teams : Virginia

					
					
					
	

				
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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738028879wFO5RZBsRZE1lQ.webp

More wholesome reddit parenting stories:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738028879Ogo4_E6fFpefWg.webp

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738028880xw1pWJeGWxtfyw.webp

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What are reasons Australians wouldn't want to visit the USA

					
					

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskAnAustralian/comments/1ie25sg/what_are_reasons_australians_wouldnt_want_to/ma42so8/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskAnAustralian/comments/1ie25sg/what_are_reasons_australians_wouldnt_want_to/ma42s0m/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskAnAustralian/comments/1ie25sg/what_are_reasons_australians_wouldnt_want_to/ma41clf/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskAnAustralian/comments/1ie25sg/what_are_reasons_australians_wouldnt_want_to/ma41hy4/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskAnAustralian/comments/1ie25sg/what_are_reasons_australians_wouldnt_want_to/ma43n8f/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskAnAustralian/comments/1ie25sg/what_are_reasons_australians_wouldnt_want_to/ma41uqv/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskAnAustralian/comments/1ie25sg/what_are_reasons_australians_wouldnt_want_to/ma40x6h/?context=8

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OP's complaining screeches to a halt when users in /r/bikecommuting agree with the store's rule against bringing bikes inside.

					
					

Subreddit info

/r/bikecommuting is a simple subreddit for users to post biking photos, news discussions, or hot takes about biking.

OP's Complaint

OP, after being confronted taking their bike inside their local Home Depot (a home improvement store), makes the following post, complete with an image for reference:

Home Depot told me I can't bring my bike into the store

I typically bring my bike into the hardware store with me unless there are proper bike racks. I don't see a problem with it as it's no bigger than a cart. The Lowe's by me removed their bike racks for an air compressor so I take it in. This Home Depot is new and I had looked for their bike racks but couldn't see them in the front of the warehouse, so I took it in.

When checking out I was told I can't bring my bike in as it is a safety concern. I gave a rebuttal that it's no bigger than a cart and they said it could fall and block an entire aisle when the carts can't fall over. I didn't continue the questions because they just work there but it seemed ridiculous to me.

Apparently their bike racks are in the back of the warehouse completely isolated, not somewhere i would feel comfortable locking my bike.

I'm going to continue bringing my bike into the store.

[Image of bird's eye view of the Home Depot and parking lot shows the entrance on the northwest side (marked with an arrow by OP), and the outdoor bike racks on the southeast area (circled for our convenience)]

Users debate the bike hike

It's a safety concern:

Bike traffic can be a safety concern around the entrance area with people, trolleys and cars. In some way this is not so bad. At least they have bike racks which is nice! Many stores don't provide that where I live.

When you say bike traffic, are you imagining OP riding their bike into the store?

Of course I'm not. I just mean that the store front is usually a place you don't want bikes parked and the traffic of them. Would be better to have bike parking on the parking lot, but we all know that is unlikely.

"Get over it"

Get over it, you are being a whiny ninny. I park mine at the car corral at Lowe's and never had an issue.

OP: Straight to name calling huh, sticks and stones... I would have found a suitable spot to lock it up outside if it had been a problem before, this was the first time I had been told not to bring it in

I intentionally ram carts into bikes at the cart corral.

How would you feel if someone intentionally rammed a cart into your car?

Guess they'd have to decide how much their Cannondale and legs are worth to them

It was more a question about intentionally damaging someone's property than a question of whether you like cyclists or not. I think it's just rude to ruin someone's shit, even if you don't inherently like them. Treat people the way you want to be treated, that's at least how I feel.

Then strap your bike to the bike rack.

"there is no bike rack"

Edit: well, this guy has a bike rack at his place lmao, mine doesn't have it tho rip

Private property, private rules:

You sound like an entitled jerk.

It's private property, they can have a rule that doesn't allow bikes. Just because it isn't convenient for you, doesn't mean you can just do whatever you want. [downkongd]

You'd have a point if they didn't install bike racks on the back side of the building forcing users to walk all the way around. They KNEW what they were doing. Treating us like shit because they can and we have no power.

Okay? So shop somewhere else.

It's a private business, you have to follow their rules.

Oh my god you have to spend a whole extra minute walking around the corner. Life gets much harder, hunny

Be fair, to walk all the way around a super store is more like 3 minutes.

and it's more about the indignation. Like forcing women to breastfeed near the trash bins out of sight.

OP should get trespassing charges:

This is a reasonable rule. I hope OP gets trespassed. [downkongd]

Why? To both.

Bringing a bike into a store is weird, like the people who bring their dogs everywhere. At least dogs are cute.

OP feels like flouting rules on private property.

I get that to some degree, but the part about getting trespassed is extreme to me. It's not as if they shoplifted or hurt anybody.

The audacity of OP:

wtf why would you bring a bike into the store

OP: Because I would be nervous about locking it in a place that, to me, would be ideal for a thief. And I was loading directly into my panniers using it as a cart

That's why people hate bicyclists [downkongd]

OP: Right...

What about dogs?

I can bring my dog but you can't bring a bicycle!?

Bicycles shit in the aisles, dogs don't.

I was bitten by a bicycle in lighting.

Did you go to the hospital? I heard bicycles carry rabies

I actually died right there in the lighting aisle. So that why I'm against bikes and pro car now.

Singular takes

Too far to walk for your American butt?

They maybe take a cut of the profit from each bike stolen

bikers are the most oppressed class

"I'm going to continue bringing my bike into the store."

So, you were literally told it's against store policy but you're so entitled it doesn't apply to you. You're a garbage excuse for a human.

Sounds like a battle of stubbornness is to be had. They're not going to ban you from the store over this so just keep doing what you're doing.

If the store said don't bring your bike inside, don't bring your bike inside. I can't bring my car inside.

Full thread with more bike takes here


https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1i6aypn/ops_complaining_screeches_to_a_halt_when_users_in/

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