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Only Congo will stand :dasrite:
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!football

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Best race mix is Asian, white, and Latinx

The Asian makes the white smarter, while the Latinx gives healthier family values while the white balances out and allows the latinx to let their family have some space without becoming too distant.

Black is okay, at 10% for better physics. Any more and the mutt starts running away from responsibilities.

No middle easterners please. No good blood there. No good values. No good achievements. No good work. No good intelligence.

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COCO will always be gezellig
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Sunday drunk thread

Drank way too much last night that I'm still actively buzzed. Got moved to a shitty motel that is somehow worse than the crap bunk bed I slept on last night. It's particularly annoying because I'm still reviewing all the patients EMR and the laptop I was given is shit and super laggy. I can't use my phone to access them because it's a temporary access that only lets me access EMRs and my schedule on the laptop. I had to access the hospitals main site on my phone to figure out who the paths and IR were.

!boozers

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I have also been convinced

Wrote rdrama on my tits, @A wheres my 50k marseybux? !nooticers

EVERYONE POST TITS OR GTFO, THERE IS NO EXCUSE

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I couldn't tell there are downboats here because my own posts only get upboated. What can I say? I can't deny that I'm one heck of a likeable fellow. Anyway, it works.

P.S. sorry to the random person I downboated.

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this is hawk

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/b/ - Built for Bestiality - :marseysick:

This just in: reddit coomers have NOT hit rock bottom.

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Museums are boring :marseysleep:

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@Bruhfunny_Thrall should be banned

his posts suck and we'd lose nothing from banning him.

@Bruhfunny_Thrall

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Thursday night drunk post

Got an email asking if I could help as on on-call ER consult to some small school full of a bunch of fricked up r-slurs. 75% are suicidal and the others just yell and scream the second they aren't given whatever they want.

I'm not some charity, I do the bare minimum to be able to practice in the ER, I'm busy as frick paying another favor and people haven't realized I truly don't give a frick. Their and the school value is worth less than my bottle of grey goose.

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It's like a week out and during the weekday but sounds like fun. Invite said people like Dan Smith and Phil Ivey were invited but doubt they'll show up. It's a 500k buy-in so I don't even know if Smith can afford it or if Ivey is even in Vegas. Coon and Paul phua are also invited as a maybe since triton is holding a tournament and I think they are playing in that and not interested in a cash game

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peepee

poopoo

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Thursday morning drunk thread

Thank fricking god I'm home and my butler pantry has booze. Turns out fricking off on drunken expeditions and going AWOL isn't looked kindly on so I had frick tons of work to catch up on. I've got like 2-3 months and I plan to spend that time either at home or just signing paperwork playing video games or hiking.

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:marseyplanecrash: Pilot can't land the fricking darn plane because his IPAD died :marseyplanecrash: :marseyappicon:
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