pedofile de-conversion therapy 25:23

• Jinxmother got him a rare monster and he got an Olivia t-shirt from jinxsister so it was a cool day

• Jinxthinker designed a p-dophile deconversion therapy powerpoint to convert people including quotes from Joshua co[o]ner moon[cricket] and webs[h]ite p-do[d]rama . net

• @A is a nord African and has negro blood flowing through his veins, copes and sneeds about being an Arab

• Mississippi jinxthinker comes out to say anime enjoyers are going to heck

• Good moral children only have a 5% chance of getting molested 5:30

• Zuckerberg is now in the same league as Biden and Anglin- the p-dophile brigade

• There's no 10 year old badasses. Name a single 10 year old that won in the UFC.

• He read that Biden's crackhead son bought shares of Facebook, this is probably why Zuck filled it with CP

• You will be driving a Lambo and fricking 21 year olds if you don't give into kieeedz

• more principles of conversion therapy 14:15

• Jinxmother took out his trash today

• Jinxthinker is the John Cena of s*x, he notes the variety of adult women

• Adults are his white blood cells. Cut him and jinxthinker bleeds adults. 16:30

• The police cars and ambulances might have been gangstalking him the other day because he's an adult lover.

• jinxthinker explains s*x, needs to cut through the socialist propaganda

• Jinxthinker explains how it works 19:00

• Plato paved the way to s

• Heck isn't real, you just get thrown into a lake of fire and you burn up and die "the wages of sin is death"

• If you ask jinxthinker the new testament was Hebrew and shit

!jinxthinkers you are now have the keys to becoming heterosexuals who are into adults

This scene cracks me up, but Reno 911 is fucking crazy for putting it in the pilot pic.twitter.com/veABZoTv9v

— Faggot Jackass (@GeebMinister) April 1, 2024

https://onlyfans.com/gipsyorgypsy

This is not an April's Fools joke. This is real. I'm so confused. She's making munchausen's by proxy awareness porn now??

I am tired of being disrespected by the rich white patriarchy that uses cultural appropriation to hold my fellow birds down.

Imagine a hellscape where trees barely exist but birds like Robins are treated like disposable side pieces. Cute little shuffle birds are called long nosed freaks.

I. AM. SICK. AND. TIRED. OF. THIS. SHIT.

I need someone to kill Batman

Check and mate @snallygaster

I've spent the last 20 years of my life dedicated to finding and observing niche drama and its taken me to some pretty horrible places on the internet. I'm jaded. I've become so obsessed with finding drama that I realized I have missed out in participating in it. I want to feel alive again. I think I want to help an incel lose his virginity. Starting tomorrow, feel free to send a dm explaining why you should be the chosen incel that becomes a chad.

April fools!

An octopus ball shop posted a "challenge" for April Fool's Day. In the photo below, only the section in between the green line is visible on the feed, and when you click it, it displays the rest, including the "April Fools" implying it's a joke.

Facebook

The challenge dares that whoever gets their logo tattooed in their forehead will win around 100,000 Philippine pesos or around 1800 US dollars.

Same old dead horse corporate joke right? However, one guy started to comment that he's actually doing it

Context: April Fool's Day is NOT practiced here in the Philippines. Personally I only learned about when I was 15 when I saw the Google Doodle.

Hours later, the octopus ball shop posted reiterating that it is an April Fool's joke, and they're not liable for whoever took it seriously.

Facebook

This created a massive backlash.

At first, personally, I chalked it up to ignorance, but as we look at the post history of the guy who got the tattoo, it's actually kinda sad... He's desperate for money and suicidal.

Ramil's profile

He has a son with Down syndrome

He has ruminations

He's trying to sell random stuff — idk if it's the last of his belongings or what

Yup, a phone holder and a bucket hat

General financial concerns

He's eating some mush...

Reddit reacts

The general consensus is behind the poor guy who seems to have the unfortunate mix of unfamiliarity with Western traditions and desperation for money.

There are however still some who calls out the guy that he's reaping what he sows for his stupidity.

Democratic strategist James Carville: "Too many preachy females’ are ‘dominating the culture of the Democratic Party" https://t.co/j0JcRtYDUd

— The Hill (@thehill) March 24, 2024

I haven't been following meta shit recently. Is this a lame April fools thing or?

Tom Holland & Francesca Amewudah-Rivers (the one with the moustache) star in a production of 'Romeo & Juliet' a pulsating new vision of Shakespeare's immortal tale.

Being from Verona, Italy, Juliet was of Norman descent with fair skin, blonde hair, and blue eyes.

This is wrong. pic.twitter.com/oMsx61Qyp1

— Dane (@UltraDane) March 31, 2024

!zoochads

The collection of cans and pizza boxes is still going strong.

And my old one is 777

I get all the cool numbers

No paid maternity leave. No paid childcare. Worst maternal mortality rate of developed countries. Little to no postpartum medical care. Gender wage gap, gets worse when you take time off for child bearing and rearing. Average cost of living is almost double the average salary. https://t.co/WbiomR4yZ4

— A Little Darth (@DarthandDogs) March 27, 2024

Spicy pit-mommy thread, come get your hot takes before we go extinct.

(Also I'm not Cyberdick so idk what the frick is happening, but okay)

TLDR, the future is queer and you can go frick yourself. Dumb peasants actually believed they own the books they bought

Made this a ghost thread for obvious reasons

!football !foidmoment