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Wired Magazine Presents : J Slurs posting Ls, and a suspiciously high level skeleton.

I've seen a lot of people showing our resident journ*list @ZacJason some love recently, so now is a great time to talk about his lack of journalistic credentials (and skin).

All of this started because @Lv20_Skeleton decided to apply my first ever ban award to a really great post I wrote about never saying the N word. Not only did he ban my excellent post, he had the audacity to ban me TWICE. In response, I did what any self respecting Jslur would do when staring down a 48hr ban, and sperged out immediately - banning every post and comment I could find from this vile skeletoid. Eventually this totaled 12 bans. As many of our resident rightoids know, I am a FAIR and JUST janitor - so obviously I would never apply 12 days of ban without providing an alternative to freedom. My offer to boneman was a challenge to play manhunt.

Nobody ever takes me up on my offers to play this game, so I expected lazy attempts at sneaking through the new user list at best. @Lv20_Skeleton is not the average poster though so it should be obvious where this is going...

We were reading this JOslurs articles. Disgusting!

This went on for days, because we wanted to believe.

My Bussy [BLASTED]

Carp Bussy [BLASTED]

Zac Jason Bussy [BLASTED]

Respaaaj Bussy [BLASTED]

Idio3 Bussy [BLASTED]

FrozenChosen Gussy [BLASTED]

JimieWhales Xussy [NOT BLASTED]

Dahl_Fook Bussy [VERY BLASTED]

UraniumDonGER [ERRECTED]

Quintuple Jslur bussy blasting simultaneously, right under our noses.

Let this @Lv20_Skeleton serve as an example for everyone that being banned is an opportunity to wear someone else's skin, an opportunity for greatness. I love the boneman and you should too.

We have one opening in our 12 person PPR league because @basad hasn't updated shit in 2 weeks. We are looking for a strong man to fill the role before Thursday Night Football at 7pm CDT today. Leave a comment if you want in. You get to mingle with power users, admins, and call LLM short. I will be in talks with @carpathianflorist to make some badges and reward for the league soon. Since @basad has a bunch of IR and OUT, I'll you can have free rein over over free agents until Sunday games start.

Edit: thanks for showing interest @KoreanDragKing took the spot. If more spots open up from people being lazy, i’ll dm people who commented here.

Edit edit: due to the amount of attention both fantasy football related posts got, next year I'll see if I can arrange a 16/32 team league.

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Dramarama did a big improvement on :marseytrain:

Thank you very much @Dramarama this looks great and will be of much help in trainposting.

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Military would be much more effective foid free.

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Lobsters did Covid.

:marseyrave: :marseyrave: :marseyrave: :marseyrave: :marseyrave: :marseyrave: :marseyrave: :marseyrave: :marseyrave: :marseyrave: :marseyrave: :marseyrave: :marseyrave: :marseyrave: :marseyrave:

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Bardfinn farts and sniffs.

Thinking about mining some drama coin with fake quitting my cop job because Biden is making us take mandatory diversity classes

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(changelog) added "agendaposter" award :marseytrain:

it costs 2000 and applies the agendaposter theme on the recipient for 24 hours (stacks if the recipient already has the theme)

They don’t get that we don’t see this as forced compliance. We’re not afraid of the government like they are.

I swear to god if I cared enough I could find this moron crying about Trump and Facism within the last 6 months ago

It’s always “make your own decisions” until you make one they don’t like lmao

Irony? Never heard of it.

I’d hate it if Erroll Webber received the Herman Cain Award 🥇🤞

This is literal violence against black bodies smdh

The medical establishment isn't the machine they're raging against

Yeah, why would this anti-capitalist band be against the biggest capitalist enterprise of all time??? Fuckin Conservitards!!

The rest, I leave to you my babies 😘

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[Developing] Gabby is a SERIAL KILLER CONFIRMED

It seems that Brian was her latest victim. Look at the other victims, different races, genders, ages... Gabby is literally a Hannibal Lecter type of killer, she doesnt fit any known pattern.

Scary.

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The ghost of Frozen’s future has visited upon me

Posted this as a comment but I think it deserves its own post.

Fat woman is gussy blasted when a currycel has the audacity to send her a thoughtful message on a dating site:

https://old.reddit.com/r/dating/comments/cauc0u/the_frustrations_of_dating_as_a_37f/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Turns out she has a pathetic post-wall origin story: https://old.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/62ib2c/rejected_perfect_guy_16_years_ago_now_single/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Content warning: Pure cope and uncut seethe

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:marseymerchant: do you have a big nose? breaking new findings! :chadjew:

:marseyproctologist: :chadjew:

Scientists Have Found a Connection Between Nose Size and Penis Size

Medical YouTuber Dr. Anthony Youn breaks down the findings of the study in a new video.

We've all heard the myth that big feet equals a big penis, but new science has emerged which suggests that it's actually the size of your schnozz which indicates the size of your schlong.

A survey published in Basic and Clinical Andrology measured the stretched penile length (SPL) of 126 adults aged between 30 and 60 alongside a range of other data including nose size, height, and weight, and found a direct correlation between nose size and penis length. (SPL was used as a benchmark because that tends to be a good average indicator of how big a penis will get when it's erect, so this study may not apply to people who are growers not showers.)

In a short new video on his social channels, surgeon and YouTuber Dr. Anthony Youn breaks down the findings of the study, with the key takeaway being: "Men with larger noses had an average wiener length of 5.3 inches, whereas men with shorter noses had an average length of 4.1 inches."

Youn goes on to joke that the Incredible Hulk, who is depicted in the MCU as having a pretty squat button nose, would have a proportionally very small penis, while a cartoon character like Butt-Head (of Beavis & Butt-Head fame) would be incredibly well-endowed.

In the study, researchers concluded that nose size is likely the most definitive indicator of penis size. "The fact that nose size is related to SPL indicates that penile length may not be determined by age, height or body weight but has already been determined before birth," they wrote.

There goes that "big feet" theory.

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ITT: we post words of encouragement for Carp on his big boy magazine interview

Good luck on your interview with Wired @carpathianflorist :marseycarp3:, I'm excited so see you try to explain Bussy with a straight face.

:marseyjourno:

Anyone else have any words/slurs of encouragement for our resident egomaniacal fish overlord?

Edit: for you Zoomers in the audience, a magazine is a website you print out and read at the dentist's office.

:marseyzoomer:

Edit #2: our words of encouragement worked great, see the post by @Dad

There's nothing crazy here, just noting how unpleasant-looking this moid (male?) and foids (male) are. Under Allah (SWT) these beasts would all be covered by the niqab. One day it will be so, inshallah.

Why are polycels always like this?

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Most subtle rightoid

Fucking brilliant

Its honestly kind of funny how its equally plausible its either an unironic rightoid or a glownigger

Yeah i know, it's more dave chapelle train drama, but holy shit. This person got pissed off because Publicfreakouts didnt side with him on the Dave Chapelle issue. His (?) history is nothing but complaining about Dave Chapelle. I'm torn on whether this is a troll or serious, you just cant know with trains.

BLACK TRANS RIGHTS

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[POLL] Should r ​etard be part of the filter, to rslur/r-slur?

Fats cope and seethe when it is suggested that they eat less to weigh less.

I don't see anyone defending being obese. The issue is that unhealthy food is far cheaper and more prevalent, especially for people on lower incomes. Not everyone can afford to buy fresh produce every week and not everyone has the time to spend hours preparing healthy food. When people are living paycheck to paycheck there's no alternative.

I wish this guff would stop getting peddled, who exactly are you speaking for here? I live paycheck to paycheck with a 40 hour work week and manage to eat fine. People literally just need to eat and drink less.

You're lucky you only work 40 hours. What about people who need two jobs?

But think of the poors! They are forced to live off of Big Mac meals and shakes. There’s no other options!!!

:marseycrying2: :marseyburger: :marseysoypoint:

And surprise, both fat excusers are fat. Weeb and a capeshit lover.



We spend $100/month on just fresh fruits. It is expensive and time consuming to eat healthy. I can afford it now, but couldn't always. Tell Lord Farquaad to start a farm to provide fruits and veggies to the poor.

Good apples can cost on average around $2 per lb. You’re trying to tell me you buy 50lbs of apples a month? Even if you up it to $3 that’s still at least 30 lbs a month. Bananas and oranges are cheaper, so I wonder what this guy is getting. Seems like it’s just him and his wife, so if he isn’t lying, how much damn fruit are those two eating?

:marseyhmm:


There’s plenty of other ones in there because as we know, reddit is filled with fatties.