#BREAKING: The U.S. Marshals just deputized all of Elon Musk’s private security, giving them “federal law enforcement protections.”

— Insider Wire (@InsiderWire) February 21, 2025

Work is fricking me so I can't do a real post. Hole bump

I'm freakin patient. But im not stupid. So if you promise something as an elected official that works for the public and not the public working for you, itd be nice to have a little respect towards your PROMISES... rome wasnt built in a day... i get it.. but i honestly cant beleive your Regime would promise more details on the Epstein files by this morning and absolutely nothing!

i know if i promised someone something that they'd expect it ♡

Zelensky got kicked outta the white house?

>i hope the war ends soon. Now about these files..

pope kicking the bucket?

>thoughts and prayers 🙏 Now about these files..

another plane crashed?

>gosh i hope everyone survived and is ok! Now about these files..

Im not

MORE HITS FROM /u/ann_amalie:

1. SHE CAN'T STOP CRYING

https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/1gkx9ri/comment/lvp6brv/?context=8

You aren't alone. A lot of us feel this way. I've settled for dry heaving every few minutes between ugly sobbing and vowing never to voluntarily associate with anyone who voted for a republican ever again. The betrayal is so deep and complete. As the Italians say, they are dead to me. They don't care if I die, so I don't need them in my life. They are a direct threat to my safety

2. REMOVE ALL MEN FROM YOUR LIFE

https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/1gku9v8/comment/lvp08tt/?context=8

Cut those people out of your life, yesterday. No mercy. If they can't understand you by now, they just don't care. And people who don't care about your mortality are no friends. I'm serious. Please protect yourself. They aren't being progressive when it really counts, which would mean standing up for us, even though we lost

3. SHE IS IN ABSOLUTE BATTLE MODE, SKIN OF STEEL

https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/1gkwcmm/comment/lvoznn9/?context=8

I woke up this morning with skin of steel. I'm so enraged. My words will be swift and cutting and dripping with venom. I'm in absolute battle mode. There's no stopping me because I simply won't be able to keep my mouth shut. These people need to be publicly shamed. Shut that shit down. Swing the spotlight right over their stupid, depraved, bigoted, bullshit behavior. I want them to feel the burning flames of shame for being such disappointments to the human race. I'm so sorry y'all I've just lost my compassion for anyone who claims ignorance. There is no talking sense into people but you can force their beliefs to affect them in the immediate sense by letting them and everyone around know what a frick up individual they are. A-fricking-mazingly, this will be news to a lot of them.

4. SHE KNEW TWO DAYS AGO THAT TRUMP WOULD STEAL THE ELECTION

https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/1gjkquy/comment/lviah51/?context=8

sorry jk lol he won the popular vote too

!fellas stay rocking

And in my heart there is COOM.

I am a HEDONIST. ALL IS NOTHING COMPARED TO MY GLORIOUS COOM.

If cooming has billions of fans (it does), then I am one of them. If there are only ten coomers, then I am one of them. If there is but one coomer, then that is me. If there are no coomers, then that means I am no longer on Earth. If the world is against cooming, then I am against the world.

If think about it, cumming is literally the PERFECT hobby. You don't need anybody else to do it. You don't need any "thing" else. You don't even need your clothes. It's just you and your body and coom. It's like a connection with god. Maximalism through minimalism, or vice versa.

I coom to genocides and abuse neighbor I desecrate the sacred. I blaspheme and spit when I coom then I coom some more. I'm an untrollable maniac if we're talking about the C*M scale hard peepee BBC porn human trafficking nigguh I corrupt the next generation by spreading drugs and STDs all around them.

You don't know what's made me coom so don't try me. This new generation of coomers annoy me. My generation is the one of true SOULFUL gooning. Everything else is just an imitation. Real shit, you think it would be a good business to open up a longue where I don't sell any drugs or alcohol, just provide calm music, chilled water, and a table where distinguished folks can talk about the finer aspects of gooning. What stroke you use, what new kink you've developed, if you're sick of one kink just keep GOONING until a new fetish lights your fire. TRUST THE PROCESS.

And you'll have some of the most amazing cooms imaginable

And to the admins of this shithole site: Yes this is an effortpost because you best believe I was gooning HARD when I wrote this. Headset on, "open video in smaller tab" shit nigguh I took my fricking shirt and pants off for this shit, we don't take half measures when it comes to gooning. I'm trying to start a C*M gang, you interested in signing up?

I GOON when reading the Bible

I GOON when I'm eating

I GOON when I'm on the phone

I GOON whenever I have even a vague sexual thought or my hand happens to brush upon my peepee. That's enough to derail my entire day with just coom. As you can imagine, it gets hard to deal with all the laundry when you COOM so much but I've learned to just keep a lot of towels lying around the house. Goon and wipe yourself as you see fit.

By the end of my reign, you'll be calling me Satan's Nightmare.

T-rex DEVOURED by giant crocs

eysore time!

Scene in the original Jurassic Park book, which was excluded from the movie for being TOOO BRUTAL

Seismosaurs turbo cucking predators

Seismosaurs cucking birbs

paleo birds eating smaller birds

Murder Chickens are scary

pretend this is a huge deal and it means he's gonna get rid of medicaid next. say there will be backlash when realize theyve been duped now that they heckin' wholesome random money for other countries fund and more tacpayer dollars will go to domestic issues! Noooo

https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1igk9s8/elon_musk_says_usaid_is_beyond_repair_and_he_is/

edit: he needs to be heckin prosecuted and charged with treason

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1igpcas/musk_im_closing_entire_federal_department_down/

https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/33202183/pregnant-polyamory-husband-helps-me-shave-down-before-dates/

https://tiktok.com/@remodeledlove/video/7198954472423410986

Ladies take notes if you ever want to be wifed

Post your least popular opinions as a top level comment in this thread. Whichever opinion is least popular will win 1000 DramaCoin, and have a banner designed for it with a direct attribution to you (so don't say anything you wouldn't want the whole site to know you endorse in perpetuity ).

If you agree with an opinion, upmarsey it. If you disagree with an opinion, downmarsey it. In five hours I will announce the winner.

im very drunk and shat this out teehee

Was sitting next to 3 college aged girls and some dude came up to them and mentioned that his daughter had just started going to college. They decided to guess his age and decided late 40s so he got mad at them, asking how in the world they thought he looked that old when he was 34. He then walked away leaving them dumbfounded. Literal !fellas

Clearly, this vidya is unoptimized trash. It couldn't be that my 1000 series card is nearly a decade old now. No, no, it's Id that have let themselves become jeeted and r-slurred. I don't want to play anything my 1080 can't run... BUT I ALSO REALLY NEED TO PLAY DOOM DORK AGES. But since I can't it's shit and a flop. Gigaflop! If I keep calling it a flop it definitely will flop. No I do not have sour grapes.

Daily Brazilian thread

Anyways come laugh at poorstrags and thirdies.

Updoots to the left for visibility (or downdoots). The people must know because it's a short betting week!

Note: Last week I literally forgot the Falcons-Giants game and nobody noticed... whoops. Sorry. I hope you all took advantage of carp's bonus Ravens-Steelers thread to make some extra

Week 17 this is what the playoffs are looking like via NFL

Finally for those keeping track, here's a excel spreadsheet I've been using to track gambling wins/losses. Column A has the winner of their matchup (listed in the same order I list them for this thread, B is the gross Payout , C needs to be filled with a 1 if you won that bet, and a 0 if you lost. So it will be easy to track your weekly and seasonal gains/losses. Prior threads: week 1, week 2, week 3, week 4, week 5, week 6, week 7, week 8, week 9, week 10, week 11, week 12, week 13, week 14, week 15, week 16

pings: !mensfootball !goomblers !bets @IRREDEEMABLE-KRAMPUS @Freak-Off @Drippo as always if you want to get @'ed and don't want to join those ping groups, just ask. We love our gamblers. @SpudsMackenzie Gamble here if you need more opportunities.

Thursday Night Football is... NOT the first game so it's not here! Christmas Wednesday has 2 games, TNF, THREE (3) SATURDAY games, Sunday has games too- 6 early, 2 afternoon (Packers @ Vikings got flexed up ), & SNF, and finally MNF. Our first game is Wed 1PM

Enter BetChiefs - 3,400 total betted - WINNER!

Enter BetSteelers - 2,600 total betted

closed

FYI, watermelons
>are never seen in the same season as cherry blossoms (summer vs spring)
>didn't reach Japan until the Edo period, long after the Sengoku period

But Ubisoft HAD to include watermelons for the legendary forgotten black samurai HAHAHAHAHAHA remarkable https://t.co/fSUVbdWDwK

— Kangmin Lee | 이강민 (@kangminjlee) January 27, 2025

For context -

Timothee Chalamet publicly outed as dating Kylie Jenner - April 2023

Sub was created - Sep 7, 2023

This sub is a prime example of weaponised female outrage and jealousy. The (fat) women enraged that Chalamet, their fey, wispy, and twinkish art boy would stoop to the levels of a Kardashian has been outraging them for 18 months straight.

https://old.reddit.com/r/TimotheeChalametSnark/comments/17ymvy0/bro_what_happened/

A thread filled with commenters who post exclusively on the Chalamet snark sub who are astounded that a human being has aged in the course of 9 years. I want you to imagine the absolute patheticness that it would take to do nothing but post angirly about a random twink for three years, which one of the commenters in that thread has done.

And what is that they all seem to agree has caused Chalamet to age?

>It was the rizz, until he outed himself as basic…no longer a vibe. [ed - 'outed as basic' is referring to dating Jenner]

>And being with Kylie is destroying him. He has hit rock bottom but he doesn't realize it.

>he just looks terrible and that happens with all the Kardashian men.

>when friends of mine- have an extended hook up -with a sexy vain bland idiot..it never lasts..but it certainly- pushes them together for a while at first -because everyone is talking about them-no one is hanging out with them..no one likes the new person and all they have is each other. this is happening to them for sure

https://old.reddit.com/r/TimotheeChalametDaily/comments/16ohe9q/kylie_jenner_intentionally_showing_off_her_iphone/

>kylie girl we know you did this on purpose, we get it like stfu already!

>She's so annoying. I wish I could block her out of my life forever lol

>She's in love with Timothee but I don't think he's in love with her. He just sees her as an easy frick.

(the fact that his 'easy frick' has enraged all of his morbidly obese fans indicates that he's willing to invest quite a bit into this relationship but sure, cope and seethe)

https://old.reddit.com/r/TimotheeChalametSnark/comments/19aqjk2/he_is_literally_so_natural_with_everyone_else_but/

Also, Chalamet is so fundamentally boring that they have basically nothing to snark about aside from Kylie Jenner, leading to aimless posts desperately trying to shit on him for working with Woody Allen once and not actively calling for the destruction of Israel.

https://old.reddit.com/r/TimotheeChalametSnark/comments/18lwo4z/seeing_timoth%C3%A9e_get_ratioed_hard_bc_hes_a_zionist/

https://old.reddit.com/r/TimotheeChalametSnark/comments/1gorr0o/for_anyone_who_is_interested_in_how_much_tc_has/

Anyway, I thought the completely transparent cope on display here was fascinating. These (fat) women are unhinged. I've tagged the most pathetic and smelly-seeming ones below:

/u/bookmuncher00

/u/Current-Savings-2409

/u/mainecat7

/u/MysteryGirl135