This is what it looks like to be on the right side of history (aristocracy):

Our true rulers can still fashionmaxx their way back to their rightful thrones:

Yasss kings go off topic like that:

The soy minded and foids cannot comprehend being jacked to kill bears:

!fashion

Most Based Comments

Basedness: 🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘

The way she slaps it and then throws it like a hammer is what makes it so entertaining (3)

Yea will be entertaining when someone does it to you (-2)

Basedness: 🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘

[deleted] (6)

Are you really comparing a rooster to a dog, just because they are both animals? (-1)

Basedness: 🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘

[ Removed by Reddit ] (2)

Congrats on being an idiot by trying to make it about race. (-1)

Angriest Comments

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

Worked at a rescue kind of spot with easily 200 chickens, 50 turkeys, 3 rheas, 3 emus, few pigs, 10 goats, and a sheep. 98% of the chickens were fine, but there were definitely 2 roosters I would have done this to. Those mfers would hunt you down. I'd have to lock myself in the coup so they couldn't get in, and they'd keep pacing around trying to get in. (Also 1 of the emus was completely psycho and would charge you if you came within 100ft of it, luckily they are easily scared away) I'd rather by charged by the angry emu, then deal with angry roosters. (18)

Was just gonna say. I often pet sit for this family who raises chickens. The hens are more or less fine but the one rooster they have is such a b-word. And not even like a big one, just this little shit that thinks he's hot shit. I'd be lying if I said I haven't (lightly) punted that little fricker to show him who's boss. (7)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

Yes, there is a distinct difference between eating tasty food and murdering a living being personally. Both from a psychological perspective and a moral one. (1)

Only to people who live in a world where the concept of consuming meat is completely detached from the inherent death and murder it entails... being ignorant of the fact you're supporting animal slaughter doesn't make it somehow more moral. Cannibalism bad whether it's a pyscho killing and eating a stranger or a "regular consumer" entering a "restaurant" to eat pieces of human meat that don't resemble a human in any way besides being called human nuggets. The latter involves killing millions of humans. (2)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

If a dog attacked you? I would definitely spin toss that shit.People here are weirdly dillusional. If you get an increasing strength in whooping and still go back for more, then it's on you. (5)

Yeah.. if a dog repeatedly attacked me, i would kill it. Or at least try to. Its either gonna be killed by me or whatever agency comes to destroy it for being a threat to humans. I don't see why humans should hold back against animals when their health is in danger, even if their life necessarily isn't. They aren't human. They don't understand logic necessarily. It's an easy way to let yourself get seriously hurt. (2)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/Exact-Substance5559

Score: 🐮🐮🐮🐮🔘

Number of comments: 6

Average angriness: 🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘

Maximum angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

Minimum angriness: 🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘

NEW: Subscribe to /h/miners to see untapped drama veins, ripe for mining!

autodrama: automating away the jobs of dramautists. Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion

Cut the wire, you're such a bad liar

Can't hide the destruction, but you

Never tire, go through heck or fire

I shouldn't have to remind you

Egregore, self saboteur

Why do I do it more?

Why do I do it, do it? (Do it more!)

Egregore, self saboteur

Why do I do it more?

Why do I do it, do it? (Do it more!)

I hate that I hate myself

I'm lost, I'm on the wrong side

I tried to pick up my problems

But I'm losing touch, you know

I'm losing touch with my mind

Why do I do it more?

Why do I do it more?

Why do I do it more?

Why do I do it, do it?

Suffocating, my morals keep breaking

I don't wanna (But you have to!)

It's frustrating, no commiserating

When I try to run (I will find you!)

Egregore, self sabotеur

Why do I do it more?

Why do I do it, do it? (Do it more!)

I hate that I hatе myself

I'm lost, I'm on the wrong side

I tried to pick up my problems

But I'm losing touch, you know

I'm losing touch with my mind

Why do I do it more?

Why do I do it more?

Why do I do it more?

Why do I do it, do it? (More)

Why do I do it more? (More)

Why do I do it more? (More)

Why do I do it more? (More)

Why do I do it, do it?

Neah, haugh, dish, dish, nach elam

I wanna love myself, be better than I am

Neah, haugh, dish, dish, nach elam

I wanna love myself, be better than I am

I hate that I hate myself

I'm lost, I'm on the wrong side

I tried to pick up my problems

But I'm losing touch, you know

I'm losing touch with my mind

I hate that I hate myself

I lost, I'm on the wrong side (Why do I do it, do it?)

I tried to pick up my problems

But I'm losing touch, you know

I'm losing touch with my mind

Why do I do it more?

Why do I do it more?

Why do I do it more?

Why do I do it, do it? (More)

Why do I do it more? (More)

Why do I do it more? (More)

Why do I do it more? (More)

Why do I do it, do it?

Egregore

student walkout at Duke university commencement as Jerry Seinfeld’s speech is announced. his introduction by university president is being drowned out by “free free Palestine” chants ❤️‍🔥🇵🇸 pic.twitter.com/oNLesaput3

— the great clown snorman (@iamschvitzing) May 12, 2024

Belgian Government Will Intervene In Cases Where Prostitutes Refuse Sexual Acts Too Often

A new law in Belgium celebrated by activists for providing a “labour contract” to prostitutes will also enable their pimps to punish them with a government mediator if they refuse s*x more than 10 times in a six-month period. The Belgian Parliament voted for the law on May 3, with 93 in favor, zero opposed, and 33 abstentions.

The legislation is being touted as a win by UTSOPI, the Belgium Union of S*x Workers, which had lobbied extensively for the legislation. The law outlines that prostitutes will receive health insurance, a pension, maternity and holiday leave, and unemployment benefits. Their pimps will be forced to provide them with a “safety button” to use for emergencies.

...

Prostitutes are to be granted “rights” to refuse sexual acts, stop sexual acts, perform sexual acts in the manner they prefer, and refuse to sit behind Amsterdam-style windows (public facing windows where prostitutes are on display). However, should a prostitute use these “rights” 10 times within six months, their pimp can then call on a government mediator to intervene.

Only 10 picky moments/6 months for these hoes

It broke

That poor horse 😞 pic.twitter.com/xudVHL5hCH

— Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld_) May 11, 2024

That neighbor is clearly struggling

“U.S. Army specifications for pack mules state that 'American mules can carry up to 20 percent of their body weight (150 to 300 pounds) for 15 to 20 miles per day in mountains,'”