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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17138776834008713.webp

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A drunk businesswoman who glassed a pub drinker after he wrongly guessed her age has been spared jail after a female judge said 'one person's banter may be insulting to others'.

Mother-of-one Joanne Dodd, 39, flew into a rage and attacked Carl Cooper after he suggested she was 43 in the beer garden of the Unicorn pub in Manchester city centre on September 9 last year.

Mr Cooper fled to the potty in a bid to get away from the heated situation, but when he came out Dodd ran towards him and twice shoved her wine glass in his face.

He was left with a four inch laceration to his face, narrowly missing his eye, and an injury to his thumb.

When quizzed Dodd, who runs a firm which organises children's sleepover parties, said she was suffering from 'low self esteem' at the time and said the banter was 'disobliging' towards her. :marseyxd:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1713877683561236.webp

43?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17138783291640372.webp

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/r/transracial is producing some nice OC :marseywholesome:

https://old.reddit.com/r/TransRacial/comments/1c9xkhe/i_made_a_graph_explaining_transracialism_thoughts/?sort=controversial

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Former glowie turned congressqueen kills her stalker :tayadmire: :marseyadmire: :tayadmire2:

https://twitter.com/mattdizwhitlock/status/1781373155577143642

Uh this story about @ElissaSlotkin is wild.

I get trying to throw trackers off but this is very creepy.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17136412107722473.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1713641211237052.webp

https://twitter.com/gothgirl_prelaw/status/1781454525632761856

AND THEN HE DIED?!!?!?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17136412117447045.webp

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So this is a complete compilation of all of LPG's posts on the /o/ board. He was a used car salesman and had countless examples of the most mind boggling financial self destruction. Tale after tale of poors deciding that yes, 29% apr on a car loan is perfectly fine if it means not having to be seen in a hyundai anymore.

This collection of stories is the perfect distillation of peakpoors, and I hope you all enjoy :marseyexcited:

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A :carp: suddenly swims differently

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https://kiwifarms.st/threads/boykisser-r-littleboykisser-boykisser-community-groomercord-femboy-grooming-circles.182778/page-3#post-17697620

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/boykisser-r-littleboykisser-boykisser-community-groomercord-femboy-grooming-circles.182778/page-4#post-17699834

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/boykisser-r-littleboykisser-boykisser-community-groomercord-femboy-grooming-circles.182778/page-8#post-17718264

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/boykisser-r-littleboykisser-boykisser-community-groomercord-femboy-grooming-circles.182778/page-12#post-17770946

His posts on the 'Arms :marseydetective:

!nooticers

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The UK Guardian is investigating underage DIY HRT and /r/trans is freaking out

I found this via trusty ol' Reddit_Lies on Twitter, his tweet & discussion here:

https://twitter.com/reddit_lies/status/1781129987443118146

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17134904977616944.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17134904982030692.webp

I naturally went to see if this was the top story on /r/trans and it's there. The Twitter thread was great. Lucas "Keffals" Roberts pops up immediately:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17134904985776486.webp

and from the Reddit thread:

https://old.reddit.com/r/trans/comments/1c7ds6p/huge_news_if_true/?sort=controversial

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17134904989624224.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17134904993269107.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17134904996916015.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17134905000474212.webp

but y'all find this good stuff in the secret !trans subs and other drama GO GO GO

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Cow-chan

https://twitter.com/Merryweatherey/status/1780415206507892821

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Nihonjin are catching on.

!g*mers !anime behold the japanese version of our favorite image, the metaphorical bell we ding any time we see a minority on screen of the stageplay we call video game drama

original image:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17133096256142657.webp

I think rdrama imbeds xitter links, but in case it doesnt

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17133096258180404.webp

is the japanese version posted in response to

this tweet:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17133096263504684.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17133096262381964.webp

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It started with a simple claim, “ Nothing has ever been invented within the green area of this continent. Absolutely nothing ever, not even writing. Zero” Naturally, Redditors in /r/forwardsfromklandma took offense to this. They proceed to disprove the statement by providing no evidence to the contrary.

Sub Saharan Africa invented HUMANS!

This fricking r-slur doesn't even realize that humanity originated in Mecca. This has been well documented by the Black Israelites. :marseyyakub:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_science_and_technology_in_Africa

Not exclusively about sub-Saharan Africa but it should suffice anyway

From reading it, South Africa (the country) seems to be punching well above its weight for the modern (post-1800s) era, words words words…

Who is going to tell him? :!marseyhmmhips:

The Haya people of what is now Tanzania were making high grade carbon-steel, the kind still used in girders and pipes today as early as 400 BC.

Looks like they were very late to the party.While it is true that the first "steel" was made in 2000 BC and the mentioned Tanzanians were producing steel along everyone else (the sources I found mention roughly 0 AD. The celts started roughly 800 BC, the Indians made very great steel in 600 BC which was globally, even back then, known. a whole bunch of other nerd stuff that you can read yourself in the link.

Weird how you keep claiming ancient African steel is too “impure” compared to what the celts, Indians, and Chinese were doing, without once actually referring to the processes in which those separate cultures smelted their ores, and only used the fact that we have different grades of steel today to try and take away what the original commentator was saying.

Something tells me you worry about the “purity” of things other than just steel, my dude.

Erm, you're being historically accurate in bad faith! :!soysnoo2:

-Carbon Steel (Tanzania)

-Malaria-detecting jacket (Uganda)

-Solar-powered water purification system & a glove that converts sign language into speech (Kenya)

-First touch-screen medical tablet (Cameroon)

-Voodoo (Benin)

This mf says voodoo lol sjjsjsjwjs

Uh, yeah. Voodoo originated in Benin. And it is something that was invented by humans, no?

Holy shit haha. Redditors are a different breed, man! :marseydicklet:

Funny how those same areas highlighted in green are no longer green irl. I wonder who could have deforested and destroyed all that green space....

Does this neighbor actually think the green is supposed to represent forests? This has to be a bot comment, right? :!marseyrofl:

Plenty of other Redditors post claims with no evidence and argue with eachother, but I'll leave that for you all to go look at yourselves. Until next time! :!marseywave2:

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OSRS ai lora model

https://civitai.com/models/402986

!g*mers

enjoy

edit: other older ones

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17132297976179328.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1713229799529018.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17132298018306005.webp

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POV, You're getting cucked :marseysmug:

!anime !kino !fellas

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Basically, there's some new Hollyweird new movie or something, and 9Gag have been raging/meming about nogs replacing the Mayos :marseymayo: :marseymayo: :marseymayo:

But what put this particular noggification over the edge, is that the actress is not.......very classically attractive..... :marseysmug3: :marseycringe2: :marseydisgusted: :surprisedshark:

https://9gag.com/tag/black-ugly-girl

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17131769883138807.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1713176988495192.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17131769886131587.webp


https://9gag.com/gag/aD2RqXB

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17131769887731268.webp

Ooof :marseyblind: :marseyblind: :marseyblind: :blind: :blind: :blind: LOVE IS BLIND CHUDS!!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17131769889376495.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/171317698906943.webp


9stargs started comparing her to that one black doctor dude in that one show i don't remember

https://9gag.com/gag/a2vzMMd#comment

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17131769891985576.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1713176989314401.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17131769894354804.webp


https://9gag.com/gag/aD2A7g9#comment

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17131769895155585.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17131769897381058.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17131769897892597.webp


https://9gag.com/gag/a1mvPnD#comment

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17131769898826442.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17131769900782979.webp


https://9gag.com/gag/a0e8Q0X#comment

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17131769901670485.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17131775987824981.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1713177598856426.webp


https://9gag.com/gag/aPAwYZB#comment

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17131775990017858.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1713177599129457.webp


https://9gag.com/gag/a0e8KZX#comment

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17131775992679636.webp


https://9gag.com/gag/aoyEN1e#comment

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1713177599442212.webp


https://9gag.com/gag/aGyYe16#comment

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17131775995549088.webp


And so on, you guys get the idea, of course there would brew a civil war in the nation state of Chudopolis, when one faction of chuds dared to suggest that ALLLL black women are ugly, while the Jungle Fever strags would oppose them with the greatest coomer resistance!!! :marseycoomer2: :marseycoomer2: :marseycoomer: :coomer: :marseypennycoomer:

https://9gag.com/gag/axydgRK#comment

Chuds were like: :marseychud: :marseychudindian: :marseyhitler: :chudconcerned: :chudconcerned: :chudconcerned: :marseysweating: :marseysweating: :marseysweating: :marseysweating: :marseysweating:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17131780262096462.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17131780263601463.webp


And finally the darn for thirst posts would break a bout 4 days ago when this one was posted

https://9gag.com/gag/aW4QMm6#comment

"Posting images of good looking black chicks to prove they actively cast ugliest possible b*tches until I get bored or banned."

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17131780264671454.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1713178026665372.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1713178026800294.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17131780269002295.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1713178027021444.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17131784577570279.webp

As you guys can see the upvotes ranged in their thousands, and proved that the horny racists would outnumber :marseygunnut: :marseygunnut: :marseygunnut: :horny: :horny: :horny: the even bigger racists, and suddenly 9strag had to prove that not only that there WERE attractive black chicks, but that their personal crush was THE most attractive!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17131784578808715.webp

Classy :pepesuit:


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17131784580473068.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17131784581521513.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1713178458281407.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17131784584278688.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17131784585394714.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1713178458732602.webp

And on an on you guys get the idea.

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Why are white "men" like this? :marseybeandoge:

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This website fell off so hard

Idk what it is but this website is losing its identity. It is really boring now.

2021 and 2022 rdrama was peak rdrama.

This isn't a goodbye post or anything but I don't see this website being relevant in the next year or two.

Also if you notice there hasn't been any statistics posts because the statistics would confirm that user activity is falling off dramatically

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This bait is :marseychefkiss:, just read the thread yourselves.

Best subthread: misandry does real

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NOOO, MONKEYS STOP. THAT LEADS TO INDUSTRIAL SOCIETY

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1713022468546921.webp

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Journo & family :marseymaushold: sneed: https://news.yahoo.com/dexter-reeds-family-demands-charges-191000598.html

>Stroth described those final :marseythief: shots as "an officer :marseymajorgeneral: military-style executing Dexter :marseyslab: while he laid by his vehicle, unarmed and helpless."

>Reed's uncle, Roosevelt Banks, said "That is nothing but plain :marseysmug4: murder, to me."

>"Imagine a 26-year-old, not having known what he did wrong, and having five guns pointed at him. Do you believe :marseyparappa: he was frightened? Do you think :marseynoooticer: his security :marseyblart: and health and safety :marseywood: was threatened? So oftentimes we hear in unjustified shootings that officers felt they were at risk, that there :marseycheerup: was danger, because someone was pointing :marseynoyou: a gun at them. Yet, when they create the same set of circumstances, they fire away 96 times in 41 seconds," Hart said. "It doesn't seem right :marseysoren: to this family. It should :marseynorm: not be comfortable for the citizens of Chicago."

Even more r-slurred :marseyawardretard: journo sneed: https://web.archive.org/web/20240412070020/https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2024/04/10/dexter-reed-shooting-video-chicago-police/

Redditor sneed: https://old.reddit.com/r/chicago/comments/1c0r2v6/why_did_dexter_reed_traffic_stop_shootout_with/?sort=controversial

Commie sneed: https://old.reddit.com/r/Bad_Cop_No_Donut/comments/1c0p33u/cops_who_shot_at_dexter_reed_96_times_were_being/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/Bad_Cop_No_Donut/comments/1c108yv/chicago_police_shot_at_26yearold_dexter_reed_96/?sort=controversial

IRL sneed: https://old.reddit.com/r/CrimeInChicago/comments/1c0nq09/clashes_break_out_at_protest_on_west_side_after/?sort=controversial

Centrist sneed: https://old.reddit.com/r/centrist/comments/1c0mt58/watchdog_chief_questions_whether_chicago_cops/?sort=controversial

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It's the fricking "Tiktok Rizzler" here. Some lies have been told about me.

It all started when young :marseychingchongchild: @Patsy sent me this.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/171291283299225.webp

In less than 2 minutes I bust this out.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1712912833147959.webp

https://old.reddit.com/r/OregonStateUniv/comments/1c234gv/its_the_tiktok_rizzler_here_some_lies_have_been/?sort=controversial

I received few responses, but it was fricking early morning :marseycoffee: when I posted it. The fricking responses I did receive were fricking hysterical.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1712912833270551.webp

The fricking "Pointing a fricking gun, fake or not doesn't matter, at a fricking disabled :marseyblind: chick to see if she's really :marseythinkorino2: blind :marseyeyemixer2: is fricking crazyyy" is fricking in reference to this reddit :marseynoyoupedozoom: post I made a fricking while ago.

https://old.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/15o3cp9/aith_for_pointing_a_fake_gun_at_a_blind_person/?sort=controversial

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17129128334175844.webp

I am about to go to sleep :marseyhatman: but I expect to wake up to more responses tomorrow. There :marseycheerup: are fricking posts in the fricking front :marseyviewerstare: page of that subreddit that have been there :marseycheerup: for 11 days because it is a fricking small :marseyminipixel: university :marseycyclonesmascot: subreddit. I may pin this post at a fricking later :marseywave2: date if it gets funnier responses as time goes on.

!ghosts !verifiedhot

Edit:

I have been suggested a fricking meeting with the fricking campus counselor.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17129400577399566.webp

A fricking nice guy gives his opinion.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1712940057818503.webp

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What is a plural? :marseyconfused:A plural is according to themselves

Plurality is the state of having multiple headmates collectively sharing a single body. A group of headmates is called a system. Plural experiences are extremely diverse. Systems may be spiritual in nature or secular, median or partitionary, small systems or ones with thousands of headmates

According to regular people you might be aware of them as people who fake DID/MPD, You might've thought of it as a small mostly TikTok based community that was around for a short period in 2020 if any of you remember the infamous video

>HI im bunny! :marseybunny2:H-h-h-hey im oliver :marseygigaretard:

Now how do these people explain themselves after being accussed of faking DID :marseyquestion:

DID is a specific psychiatric diagnosis. It is a Complex Dissociative Disorder(CDD) alongside several other disorders like P-DID (ICD only), OSDD, and UDD.

Some plural folks meet the criteria of a CDD, but many do not, as these disorders have very specific criteria- and experiencing 'more than one' experiences of various kinds is only one of those.

So they created a whole new spectrum lol


Some important words used in these spaces:

Plural = a person experiencing plurality :marseyautism:

Singlet = someone who isn't plural :marseygigachad:

System = a group of people inside the body :marseymeds:

Headmate = an entity inside the system

switching = a headmate taking over the system from another headmate

sysmed = someone who believes "systems" can only exist in disorders such as DID

Theres more terms (some are funny asf :marseylaugh:) but those are the most important: https://dragonsroost.neocities.org/plural/pluralglossary

--

What are the causes of plurality (besides being an attentionseeker even doe i and (you) !attentionmaxxers are one aswell)

Traumagenic is the name for plurality caused from having trauma :marseygiveup:

Plurality can also come from tulpamancy (if you didn't know tulpamancers are the coomers of the occult world)

and other causes are called endogenic which spawns the terms "endo" and "anti-endo"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17128733925039194.webp


Internet history

They seem to have begun in 2001 when a website named darkpersonalities created an article on why they don't identify with their diagnosis (im assuming this was actual diagnosed ppl not identifying cuz im not reading allat), But the actual time i found when this whole community i think took off is when in 2019 streamer protomagicalgirl disclosed their plurality, which made the xitter :marseybluecheck: hashtag #pluralgang trend and made many people "recognize" they were also plural

resources: https://dragonsroost.neocities.org/pluralstuff, https://pluralpedia.org/w/Plurality


Ok heres the community to troll now :marseytroll:

https://old.reddit.com/r/plural/ (posts are restricted apparently but i havnt tried posting yet and if not should be easy to get into, also i think comments are free game)


Dramaworthy post to mine btw

https://old.reddit.com/r/plural/comments/1c0m68l/plural_lesbians_are_awesome_truth/?sort=controversial

MTF 33 year old plural lesbian recieves backlash in lesbian sub (xer whole account is also very interesting :marseylowpoly:)

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EFFORTPOST Lebanon is having an especially spicy week of assassinations :marseyimam:

Two high profile murders have occured in Lebanon in recent days and they seem to be linked.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17128083265400286.webp

Jbail, the biblical Byblos. (See what I did there?)

Pascal Sleiman was the leader of the Lebanese Forces party in Jbail. According to army intelligence, a gang of Syrians pistol whipped him and dumped him in the trunk of his own car where he suffocated. They took his car and drove back to al-Qusayr just across the Syrian border. The motive was just to steal his car and had nothing to do with politics.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17128083271497352.webp

Pascal Sleiman.

Many people don't buy it. The Lebanese Forces is one of the two main Christian parties and the most important faction opposing Hezbollah. Hezbollah controls al-Qusayr and has long been notorious for protecting criminals in the nearby Bekaa Valley. And why would carjackers bother to kill him and bring his body back to Syria?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17128083269193335.webp

Syrian troops celebrating the fall of of al-Qusayr after a joint operation with Hezbollah, 2013.

On the other hand there are reasons to believe the official story. If Hezbollah did it then why would their allies in the army arrest the suspects? Why not just make up the same story but say they got away?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17128083263461773.webp

Karantina, January 18, 1976. The defenseless Beirut neighborhood was destroyed by Christian militias with hundreds killed and r*ped.

LF supporters have understandably gone apeshit and insist it had to be an assassination. They're reacting like you would expect, blocking the coast road in Jbail and attacking random innocent Syrians, of whom there are still a million or more living in Lebanon after fleeing Syria's civil war. Hezbollah's leader pointed to this and compared it to the LF's role in starting the civil war in 1975. Nadim Gemayal, an ally of the LF, responded by putting 100% of the blame for the civil war on the Palestinians and made a truly deranged comment claiming that the LF were actually the real victims when they carried out the Karantina and Tal el-Zaatar massacres.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17128083262224624.webp

Nadim Gemayel's father Bashir was the hottest of Lebanese warlords but he looks weird and effeminate like his uncle Amine instead. Also fat.

Major plot twist: It turns out that an important Hezbollah associate who had disappeared a few days before Sleiman's death had actually been murdered as well. Mohammad Sarur was known to play an important role in passing money from Iran to Hamas. He was found a week after disappearing in a house in Beit Mery, tortured to death with 10 gunshots to his legs. A large amount of cash was found with him, ruling out robbery. The killers were pros who have managed to disappear without a trace. It is virtually certain he was assassinated by Mossad.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17128083262827494.webp

Mohammed Sarur.

So is this a coincidence or are the two murders linked? It would be wildly irresponsible to speculate, so I'm going to speculate now. The LF has been allied with Israel on and since the 1970s. Did Hezbollah realize their guy had been killed and retaliate by killing a leader of the LF? Or did they believe the LF had some hand in his death? After all, Beit Mery is a mostly Christian town where the LF must have some presence. Why choose Sleiman? Jbail is of no significance to Hezbollah. Did Sleiman have some secret importance or tie to Israel that Hezbollah knew about?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17128083264191701.webp

The view from Beit Mery, a resort town in the mountains above Beirut.

Whatever the truth is, we can guess the future will be a total shitshow. Any time when the Maronite patriarch is begging people to show restraint you know things are about to get ugly. Hezbollah's popularity is probably at an all-time low right now. Some Lebanese support its rocket attacks on Israel but many more, especially among Christians, resent being dragged into war by an unelected militia that seems to care more about Palestine, Syria, and Iran than their own country. Everyone remembers the 2006 war when Israel failed militarily but inflicted massive damage to civilian infrastructure that has still never been repaired. Even before the Gaza war began, Hezbollah had already been deeply unpopular for its role in keeping the government totally dysfunctional. Its enemies see this moment as an opportunity to take it down a few pegs, so expect them to make more aggressive moves in the near future.

:#marseyflamewar:

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I was looking through /r/Justrolledintotheshop when this post grabbed my attention:

Lots of facepalming in the shop when we saw this roll in.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17127319895247226.webp

I got curious and decided to look up the website.


UNITED STATES FEDERAL SERVICES

DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION.

NATIONAL AND WORLDWIDE DATABASE

a prime Unit of the United States Christian Church (USCC)

A quick Google search of 'United States Christian Church USCC' just brings me back to this website, almost like they gave themselves the most vague name possible. :marseynoooticer:

ANNOUNCEMENT

Announcement from the UNITED STATES FEDERAL SERVICES (USFS)

Dear Members and Supporters,

We are excited to share that the UNITED STATES FEDERAL SERVICES (USFS) is undergoing upgrades to enhance our program. The scheduled upgrades include the improvement of Metal Tags and the International Driver's License, featuring an information bar and magnetic strip for ease of recognition.

Key Upgrades:

  • Improved Metal Tags
  • Upgraded International Drivers' License

Introduction of the Legal Arm:

To further educat

>To further educat

You can't make this shit up. :marseygiggle:

Alright let's take a gander at the photo gallery on the front page:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1712725393079485.webp

:marseysmug2:


Ok let's explore this website a little bit more...

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17127253933048418.webp

No I'm not clicking accept What the frick is a church diplomat?

Introduction of the Legal Arm:

To further educate our diplomats and law enforcement about the legal activities in which we operate, we are introducing a Legal Arm. For any legal inquiries, please reach out to legal@usfs-churchgov.org. Our diplomats, carefully selected from clergy and laypeople, as well as consumers supporting USFS, can now obtain a "Church Diplomat License Plate" through our Department of Transportation

What the frick is a church diplomat license plate?

We appreciate your ongoing support in funding the Gospel of Jesus "The Christ" by becoming part of this initiative and purchasing a "Church Diplomat License Plate." Together, we aim to showcase the fair and righteous authority of the Church in the world.

Why'd they put "The Christ" in quotation marks?

  1. APPLICATION Request: Please send an email to membership@usfs-churchgov.com to request an intake questionnaire (We ask you to attach your current state ID or Driver's License with a current background check. (This can be obtained at your local police station. Note: It is very important that we maintain the integrity of our program, however, we will not judge any previous events but we must acknowledge them with an acceptable explanation.)

Bro they want my personal info and they want me to write an explanation letter for my bad behavour. :marseydead:

  1. Payment: Your payment will be based on your position in the church and the level of diplomatic service requested. (Invoice will be sent with acceptance email)

I see this is a Mormon group. :marseysmug2:

THE BENEFITS OF THIS REAL UPGRADED METAL PLATE:

  1. You get to immediately represent the Gospel of JESUS "The Christ", especially, by showing the whole world via your new "Church Diplomat" license plate on your mode of transportation that, I am not ashamed of the resurrected Christ Jesus while so journeying throughout this World while handling church business.
  1. Your "Church Diplomat" license plate comes with an impressive USFS International Driver's License (IDL) that's been well-known to be received by the US Transportation Security Administration (TSA), especially, when traveling throughout our nation's airports.

>:marseyglow: Sir, this area is off limi-

>:marseybrainlet: Official church business, move aside

Q: How does the process work?

A: Simply because you're now under the explicit jurisdiction of the Church regarding your "private" vehicle(s). There are no more fees or regulations by the STATE to be assessed because of the "Separation BETWEEN Church and State" clause. (However, whenever purchasing your vehicle for the first time you must register with the state in order to have your vehicle properly taxed and placed in the state's database regarding your VIN)

I THOUGHT IT WAS A FRONT VANITY PLATE BUT IT'S SOVEREIGN CITIZEN BULLSHIT AHAHAHAHA :marseyemojirofl:

Q: Can law enforcement officers ticket me, if, in fact, I am pulled over for speeding as an Ambassador aka "Church Diplomat"?

A: Absolutely, however, most times law enforcement officers will extend a one-time courtesy to the "diplomat" whether "political or religious".

:marseysurejan:

Ok let's click on that 'become a diplomat' link and see what we get:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17127253936630177.webp

Unsurprisingly it's a form wanting my info.

I did however get a good giggle out of the website's address:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17127253938381681.webp

:marseydarkxd:


Let's move along to their Law Enforcement Guide:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17127253938758492.webp

Yeah it's sovereign citizen bullshit with a christcuck spin to it. :marseylaughpoundfist:

The Church has the authority to have and establish its departments as a literal governmental structure via the highest law in the land, the US CONSTITUTION's First and Fourth Amendments guaranteed rights to Freedom of Religion and Freedom of the Press. The framers of the US Constitution meant that upon instituting such unprecedented statements the incoming and newly formed union would not lord its authority over the church, but also in the same like manner, that the church would not lord its authority over the government of America. Thus, putting into motion not only religiously but certainly politically,, because of the one simple fact, "Separation of Church and State."

>The Founding Fathers fought for my right to not get my car inspected. :marseygigaretard:

See: STATE OF ALABAMA website: www.sos.alabama.gov/onlineservices and Click onto: "Entity Name Search" Then, input in the search engine:

UNITED STATES FEDERAL SERVICES (USFS)

Of course Alabama would get brought up. :marseysaluteconfederacy:

And I did like they told me and searched "United States Federal Services" on the website and all I got were links informing me about my voter rights. :marseyconfused2:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17127253939749432.webp


Well let's move along to the "WHO WE ARE" page:

We are the prime unit of the UNITED STATES CHRISTIAN CHURCH (USCC), truly dedicated to the missions, ministries, programs, and departments of the church. However, the USFS is geared towards encouraging our law enforcement agencies, military, and of course, our first responders around the globe.

They've yet to mention what those missions are.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17127253943726733.webp

Thank You for Your Service

We can never do enough to thank and appreciate our arm forces. And on this particular day, the USFS Director Carolyn Breeding authorizes the Outgoing Chief of Staff, Dr. Sykes to award and pay for the breakfast of at least 21 USA's Service Men and Women.

A quick Google reverse image search brings me back to this page. :marseyhmm:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1712725394523329.webp

MEET INCOMING CHIEF OF STAFF:

Ms. Crystal Taylor.

Another reverse image search brings me back to this webpage. However there's a clickable "Learn More" button underneath this person and when I click it I get a cart/checkout sidebar pop out:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17127253947119606.webp

Account is Closed

This merchant payment account is inactive and cannot process payments. Please contact the merchant for further assistance.

Well might as well look up and see what we get with "DR ZEDEKIAH SYKES"... The first two results are court cases. :marseyxd:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1712725395160101.webp

Let's take a gander at that PDF file.

THE DEFENDANT:

Defendant's Attorney admitted guilt to violation of condition(s) 1"6 of the term of supervision.

was found in violation of condition(s) count(s) after denial of guilt.

The defendant is adjudicated guilty of these violations:

Violation Number Nature of Violation Violation Ended

1 Failure to report to the probation officer 01/25/2017

2 Failure to notify the probation officer of a change of residence 01/2512017

3 Failure to refrain from gambling or entering in a veue where 0112512017

gambling occurs.

ADDITIONAL VIOLATIONS

Violation Number Nature of Violation Concluded

4 Failure to pay restitution 01/25/2017

5 Failure to disclose all assets and liabilities to the probation officer 01/25/2017

6 New law violation-forgery 2nd degree and attempting to 616de a police offuèr 01125/2017

IMPRISONMENT

The defendant is hereby committed to the custody of the Federal Bureau of Prisons to be imprisoned for a total term of: 3 years

The goombler's fate. :marseysmug2:

Here's Sykes business website: Global Customized Business Services Corporation

Montgomery's Leading Business Assistance Firm

>Montgomery

Alabama again... :marseynooticeglow:

Quality Attorney-like Services throughout the USA

>Attorney-like Services

:marseylaughpoundfist:

The man himself:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17127253953107612.webp

Ok let's click on that "Endorsements" tab

GCBSC, is the official administrative and processing center on behalf of both, the UNITED STATES CHRISTIAN CHURCH (USCC) and UNITED STATES FEDERAL SERVICES (USFS) Department of Transportation since 2020.

:#marseynooticeglow:

He's also on the "WHO WE ARE" page on the Church website:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1712726072295461.webp

Working night and day to genuinely encourage and love those who are making a difference in our nation. Front Left: Dr. Zedekiah Sykes-CHIEF OF STAFF; Front Center: Carolyn Breeding-DIRECTOR; and Front Right: Michael J. Goodman-ASSISTANT DIRECTOR.

Once again: Reverse image searching just bring me back to the website. I tried looking up all the names on the website but only got results for Skye.


We gotta' keep digging bros. Onto the "OTHER OFFERED PROGRAMS":

SUBSTANCE ABUSE PROGRAM-

The USFS Department of Transportation administers, the churchs' "Power Over My Mind" spiritual drug and alcohol abuse program. This program provides the individual with a series of in depth comprehensive surveys that challenges the self-destructive person to take an abrupt look at their present condition, self-examination of ones conduct, and of course, with the aim to re-direct that person back into healthy living while under the leading, wisdom, and empowerment of the Holy Spirit.

Testimonials:

"Hey everybody, I'm telling you that Dr. Sykes' created program "Power Over My Mind" has been a real blessing to me for real for real! Now please don't judge me for how I express myself, but I was able to realize that when I was driving and perceived to be drunk, I only hurt not just myself and could have injured another, but I was really hurting my children whom I love dearly. Believe me, this program works because it helps you to know Scriptures as well, along with me getting to know the Lord Jesus himself."

T.T. Tolbert, former Client and Overcomer!

That fricking line about the kids got me lmao :mysides:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17127267651262043.webp


Onto the "VERIFY LICENSE PLATE NATI" page:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1712731989800427.webp

I'm not sure if that's a real quote from Abigail Van Buren. :marseythinkorino:

ATTENTION: TO ANY AND ALL LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICIAL, PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO JURISDICTION OVER THE CHURCH PER THE US CONSTITUTION AND BILL OF RIGHTS! THE SEPARATION BETWEEN CHURCH AND STATE IS YET INEFFECT 300%.

WE APPRECIATE YOUR HARD WORK & USCC/USFS PRAYING FOR YOUR SAFETY!

Abigail Van Buren

Actually hol' up, who is Abigail Van Buren? :marseythonk:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17127319903438263.webp

>Died: January 16, 2013

:marseysmughips:


Let's take look at the "UPCOMING CHANGES" page:

...

There are no upcoming changes. But hey! We finally get to learn about the church!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17127332249031422.webp

I'm starting to think this isn't a church at all.


And finally let's look at the "DISCLAIMER" page:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17127332251914685.webp

It's just Syke admitting it's all bullshit. :marseydarkxd:

The "Find Out More" link just reloads the page. :marseydarkxd:



Well that's pretty much it for the Church website but we're not done with Ol' Skye just yet.

After a bit of Googling I found his business:

ZEDEKIAH SYKES EVANGELISTIC ASSOCIATION

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1712734785494373.webp

John Sykes seems to be Zedekiah's brother, but unlike Zedekiah John is a legitimate pastor of 30 years with his own church. Not gonna' soft-dox this guy any further since he might not have anything to do with Zedekiah grift.

Harry William passed away in 2023. :marseylibations: I'm pretty sure that's him :marseyshrug:



Phew, that was a fun rabbit hole.

If you bros decide to go looking up any church website for yourself make sure you have a good anti-virus. Church websites are crawling with every virus known to man because boomers don't know how to keep their websites clean. :marseyvaxmaxx:

!atheists bros come look at this new church grift.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17126859659952936.webp

It's so funny how Christians really think their opinions should matter

Is so funny how t words really think their opinions should matter

you wouldn't sexualize a hijabi because you know it's wrong. so stop sexualizing nuns.

if you say "destroy christian purity culture" i will agree, but the reason nuns get so sexualized is because people see sexualizing them as a challenge, since they're specifically going out of their way NOT to get sexualized.

and that's, believe it or not, misogyny !!!

modesty is sexualization

One of the terrible things about twitter is tards can post idiotic things like this and they'll get 19k likes

35.6k stupid bitches telling eachother "EXACTLYYYY"

do yall ever hear urselves? "yall should sexualize nuns its fun" and "this wont change anything" and other far stupider disgusting replies, yall are so hopeless man im so sorry for ur parents and anyone u surround urselves with, they all deserve better

Bro telling people not to do something is just BEGGING them to do it. You totally just want a bunch of sexy nun pics directed at you.

These people are aganist hijabis being sexualized but its only okay when nuns are sexualized. Hypocrites. Just dont sexualize modest women it aint that hard

It saddens me that people cannot be respectful towards Catholicism in the same way the are with other religions.

your replies are full of nazis agreeing with your take, calling queer people and artists degenerates, maybe take a step back and think about why that is and learn to mute accounts that post things you hate seeing

idk who that post reached and i dont wanna bother looking into every single persons activity, what i tried to say is that ppl sexualize nuns because they hate christianity, i dont want to mute accounts i want to make a fricking statement is that a bad thing now?

nobody is doing it because they hate christianity, they're doing it because they think that habits look cool and/or a subversion of dogmatic purity is an interesting topic to breach artistically

fascists are already trying to control art, don't give them more ammo

This is good, because when we win (and we will) we will know which degenerate "artists" to exterminate

https://preview.redd.it/cringe-larper-wunk-v0-0nk5pjipe4sc1.jpeg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=cc6719142684b76ec36a757651d1019d06d84e4e

so making people who live there lives with purity and chastity into some fetish item isn't direspectful this whole thing and his whole point is not about "censoring art" its about common human decency

Censorship is censorship.

but its fine when you call for it

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