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EFFORTPOST Fallout TV show season 1 has dropped, it sucks. Unmarked spoilers inside.

So the show has released, and as expected by anyone with a brain, it sucks. However it seems to have sucked more than anyone could have predicted. This might legitimately darn Bethesda lmao.

First, here is a comment from this thread explaining how they absolutely butchered world building (this show is canon btw):

:marseyannoyed: So, in summary, if I understand correctly, these are the major changes:

- Shady Sands got cratered in 2277

- NCR vertibird downed on the strip

- The Strip barricades are gone

- Vault Tec seemed to have caused the Great War

- The Boneyard is no longer a thing

- Shady Sands is in place of the Boneyard

- NCR Rangers are gone

- Aradesh is no longer the founder of Shady Sands (more speculatory)

- Somehow the Brotherhood seemed to have overran the NCR in 2277

What I can't believe is that they actually retconned the original two Fallout games and that nobody won New Vegas. Even more egregious is the lore change with the BoS-NCR war, which retcons THE ENTIRETY OF F:NV. This has to be a new timeline at this point.

TL:DR is they literally retconned the 3 games they didn't make, and then replaced the factions from those games with very special factions they made from the 2 games they developed themselves. This is like a bad fanfiction lol.

People predicably, are mad. Some seethe:

:marseydeadinside: Jesus. I genuinely can't believe I was actually letting myself be excited for the future of this franchise before this release. Completely retconning the original games is genuinely fricking so sad man.

:marseyconfused: When is it said aradesh is no longer the founder of shady sands?

Also when do we see the ncr vertibird crashed on the strip?

:marseyannoyed: It's never said by Moldaver, but it seems to be implied that she founded Shady Sands in addition to being the remaining NCR leader. This is speculation, and it probably shouldn't be listed as an actual change.

Vertibird: https://i.imgur.com/a/5ygLxmK

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1712816266134328.webp


:marseyconfused: So even though it's been established that Shady Sands is in an entirely different state of the new california Republic from the boneyard, they just slapped it right into los angeles, and then they nuked it, why???

:marseysmug2: What even is a Shady Sands? Has anyone else wondered why they named the first game Fallout 3 by the way? Wacky Bethesda xD

:marseysad2: That's not a nuke crater, that's a "Borg scooped up the settlement" crater. This is dumb.


:purerage: I knee it.

I just knew it.

I prayed it wasnt the case but at any opportunity they had, Bethesda tried to retcon New Vegas and now their efforts... went nuclear.

Hate it. HATE IT. HATE IT.

New Vegas is the Canon version of events. Not some Amazon show.

:angry: I fricking knew Todd would frick it over to create their version of Fallout artificially. I fricking hate it. I was fine with a scenario where the NCR loses in Vegas, but to just extensively rewrite the lore of Fallout 1, 2, and New Vegas to jerk off the BoS even more? Fricking dead to me.

:marseyseethe: Says you, but Bethesda owns the franchise and this is the direction they took. They entirely retconned the fallout games they did not make, and they've succeeded. Next season they'll go and show New Vegas as a dead husk bereft of anything that made it special. Enjoy!

Also, they do not care anymore. They are owned by Microsoft now and exist to make xbox and live games.

:purerage: Look, I am very good at that. My Canon Star Wars are the old Comic books with sea dragons and Jaxxon the green rabbit. I literally ignored anything that came after that.

So I will need to ignore Bethesda to keep the correct Canon? Boo f#โ‚ช#^ hoo. They didnt get even a passable game out in the last 12 years!

I walked the Divide for the NCR, I can ignore Bethesda for them as well.


:!marseysad: Haven't watched the show yet as I sail the high seas but this ending sounds very, very annoying. Seems like the show starts off well though but if what I'm seeing here is the case I'll be pretty fricking ticked that they essentially made the West the same as the East in terms of development and that they made NV mean nothing.

:marseyseethe: NV was entirely retconned. The casinos are literally husks and the city is dead. NCR died when Shady Sands (located in the wrong place) was blown up by one guy.

:!marseysad: Christ alive ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ. They should've atleast had some obsidian writers and lorekeepers there to keep things consistent. This is just laziness. I'm not one of those people who thinks Bethesda despises obsidian but like cmon.

:marseyitsover: It's not laziness. It was a deliberate choice.

:marseysad2: Resetting to a status quo of โ€œmuh wastelandโ€ absolutely is laziness

:marseygigaretard: Its funny because there is a meme that Bethesda is spite driven because obsidian made a better fallout game than bethesda and the metacritic score 83, 85 thing FNV being retconned is funny knowing the meme


:marseyseethe: I hate it all.

The NCR was written out as a society entirely. The writers I guess just learned about shady sands and went 'oh its the capital so if we blow it up then the NCR will collapse.'

The NCR was such a good faction, it was the only one that actually grew, that had a familiar functioning postwar society. And what did they do? They nuked them out of existence to show off the brotherhood and a dead, empty New Vegas.

Why, why would they do this.. they could have made it right after the nuking not decades after. They pissed all over the legacy of my favourite game.

:marseysmugretard: I blame Lonesome Road and Chris Avellone.

:marseysad2: I can't hold him responsible for this, he had enough sense to know how big the NCR was and how the game world worked. That's why Ulysses wanted to destroy the Long 15 and block them from reaching the Mojave.

:marseydepressed: To me, Fallout stood apart for being a post-post-apocalyptic story. Just nuking the NCR not only strips away one of the most interesting aspects of the setting but does it, to my eyes, entirely unnecessarily. If you wanted to tell a wasteland story, you could have:

  • Set it between Fallout 1 and 2, or even before Fallout 1
  • Set it in one of the vast regions of America that are untouched by the games thus far

But no. Fricking why?

:marseysmug2: I knew this would happen the moment I've heard the name Todd Howard.

:marseyseethe: It really feels like they asked BETHESDA for the lore, and they said 'oh well you got the Brotherhood of Steel who have this big airship and vertibirds and huge machine guns that can only be wielded in power armor.'

then went 'oh there's this group called the NCR, I think they're from shady sands or something, you can blow them up for shock value it'll be fine. There's also this big place called New Vegas you can turn into a dump too who cares lmao.'

:marseydevil: "heh heh heh that'll teach 'em to like obsidian's game more than ours*

:marseysad2: Honestly I am becoming one of those people more and more by the minute, especially if their plans for New Vegas next season are what they seem to be.

:marseypalpatine: somehow palpatine returned


:marseynerd2: So what did house predict then if it was vault tec who dropped the bombs. So Mr house knew the nukes where coming and still couldn't shoot them down or get the plat chip

:marseynerd2: Also it says shady shands fell in 2277 but new vegas is set in 2281 ?

:marseyseethe: I guess NV is just entirely retconned in the show? NV is dead, empty. The only places that exist are a half dozen towns outside of the city itself. The casinos are gutted entirely aside from the Lucky 38 which I guess House lives in still? He would be waking up just as the NCR was probing into NV, Caesar's Legion would be on it's way as well. Big MT is still abducting people.. The Brotherhod wouldn't have lost at Helios One but also now have infinite energy so why would they even care?

The entirity of FNV was fought over a dam, water and power.. Now the BOS has infinite clean and renewable fusion.. the NCR doesn't exist either.

So they're using the facade of 1, 2 and NV as a backdrop for more BoS shenanigans from Bethesda's mainline games.

:marseyrain: Maaaaan

This is what I was afraid of. A good show based in world building that I think is fundamentally uninteresting.

I'm probably just gonna separate it out as its own thing in my head, no matter how canon Todd says it is.

:marseybigbrain: This is what everyone paying attention was afraid of, but they got shot down as alarmist for daring to suggest the brilliant creative minds behind Starfield might provide a shite backdrop for worldbuilding.

:marseyseethe: He was in a meeting to know exactly when it would happen and was wrong.. somehow.

Did he not read the memo?

:marseynerd2: Fallout new vegas mr house :marseygigachad:: I was able to almost accurately predict a nuclear war and I have set the pieces for my rise to power after I come back online

Tv show Mr House :yakub:: Shieeeeeeeet I ain't reading all that I'm just gonna pretend I read this


:marseycope: To everyone saying the NCR is totally collapsed.

I highly doubt it. It seems after Shady Sands was nuked the NCR was a bit scrappy but pulling itself together to keep everything afloat, with the BOS destroying the HQ and the view of the NCR leader using the Cold Fusion to power the entire city at once, it shows the civilians of the NCR are still existing at least throughout the entire ruins in some way.

I imagine next season, we're gonna see the BoS biting way more than it can Chew, and something with New Vegas as well, and with the father constantly mentioning something about "Meeting your Creators." How much you wanna bet Mr House is technically still alive? Just New Vegas went into dormancy??

Im excited to see potentially the NCR Regrouping or like Scrappy NCR rebels, and Desert Rangers in the Mojave. I highly doubt the NCR is done and over with from what we saw.

:marseytears: Whatever your opinions on it, retconning NV out of the timeline (which is exactly what they've done) frickin sucks.

:marseycope: Yeah.. But at least it isn't like a straight full on they don't even exist kind of retcon. Seems more like a soft reboot


:marseywave2: Hello fellow spoiler fiends who went straight to the end and saw the New Vegas tease. Also, from what I gathered skipping around, the MC's father was a Vault Tec guy who nuked Shady Sands because her mother went there and was having a great time (missed a bunch of dialogue skipping through so that might not be right). The Brotherhood has cold fusion now and the guy in charge seems like a peepee so presumably they will butt up against whoever is now in charge of House's technology.


:marseyconfused2: Dude wtf happened to the NCR? Didn't they say they had most of California pretty much colonized? I'm only on episode 4 but complete radio silence while it takes place near the boneyard and dayglow??

:marseydeadinside2: Episode 8 covers it.

It's not pretty.

About 5 years after New Vegas, Lucy's Mom left vault 33 to see if life was back on the surface, taking Lucy and her brother with her, and made her way to Shady Sands, which teleported to LA at some point. Her dad, who was a Vault-Tec executive came after them, stole the kids back, and use Vault-Tec's secret supply of nuclear weapons (The ones they launched to start the great war) to destroy the NCR, as they were a competitor to Vault-Tec.

Also, the ending credits show a destroyed New Vegas, with empty streets full of shattered Secuiritrons and a destroyed NCR Vertibird.


I also wanted to mention this specific comment, because I found it funny:

:hmm: They also technically retconned FO4 since Kellogg mentions the NCR election.


Note that I'm not cherry picking comments here, basically everyone hates this garbage. Of course the critics love it, but the actual Fallout fans think it's terrible.

As one of the comments already mentioned, they really shouldn't have set this in the West Coast. They should have set it somewhere new for numerous reasons:

  • New factions and threats to add a sense of tension and mystery as the viewer wouldn't know anything more than the main character

  • Avoid having to retcon or step on the toes of the games

  • Keep it in a region that is less advanced so you can have your apocalypse fantasy

  • Set the show up as a prequel for Fallout 5, building hype for it even if it's years away.


Expect this thread to be updated as more seethe is posted, this is developing drama. In a few hours we will probably see the hitpieces from journ*lists calling the haters bigots, so keep an eye out for that.

Edit: here are more threads with tons of seethe in them:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Fotv/comments/1bt7fzx/fallout_spoiler_master_thread/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/Fotv/comments/1bt7fzx/fallout_spoiler_master_thread/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/Fallout/comments/1c17tyn/spoilers_about_the_ncr/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/Fallout/comments/1c17mrr/discussion_about_the_ncr_in_the_tv_show/?sort=controversial

:marseycope: dear god this one is maximum cope: https://old.reddit.com/r/Fotv/comments/1c185mn/my_theories_for_season_2_and_possible/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/Fotv/comments/1c15tey/so_does_the_show_take_place_in_an_alternate/?sort=controversial

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@ThousandBestLives got legitimately feelings hurt and in his blind seething rage applied a ban award to his comment replying to me instead of my comment.

!antibharatiya behold the intelligence of the average subcontinenter

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Crowds flee Sydney mall as multiple stabbings reported

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1686640438886546.webp

https://old.reddit.com/r/sydney/comments/1c2uo3p/what_just_happened_at_bondi_junction/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/1c2v4ah/emergency_police_operation_underway_at_westfield/?sort=controversial

Sort by controversial for the usual "bet it was a muzzie" drama.

Epic escalator battle

https://twitter.com/CherylWroteIt/status/1779048111442108540

Terrorist wasted by a foid cop? :marseymindblown:

https://twitter.com/MOSSADil/status/1779046719281352982

Congratulations to ! biofoids, you finally did something useful :marseyfoidretardpat:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17129944217256632.webp

Looks white to me!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1712994956141879.webp

! chuds bully this r-slur until he kills himself ty

Update

:chuditsover: It was a white guy:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17130533542081149.webp

https://rdrama.net/post/261059/channel-7-just-removed-the-bondijunction

Tweets

100% verified information:

https://twitter.com/Partisangirl/status/1779048109219393787

https://twitter.com/SaffronSunanda/status/1779046825993142684

https://twitter.com/RadioGenoa/status/1779048011957436604

Sister site thread

https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/bladed/post/152724/mass-stabbing-at-bondi-junction-mall

I just spent 555 coins pinging biofoids by accident

@Kongvann I thought editing a post didn't re-ping people, I want a refund.

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I was looking through /r/Justrolledintotheshop when this post grabbed my attention:

Lots of facepalming in the shop when we saw this roll in.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17127319895247226.webp

I got curious and decided to look up the website.


UNITED STATES FEDERAL SERVICES

DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION.

NATIONAL AND WORLDWIDE DATABASE

a prime Unit of the United States Christian Church (USCC)

A quick Google search of 'United States Christian Church USCC' just brings me back to this website, almost like they gave themselves the most vague name possible. :marseynoooticer:

ANNOUNCEMENT

Announcement from the UNITED STATES FEDERAL SERVICES (USFS)

Dear Members and Supporters,

We are excited to share that the UNITED STATES FEDERAL SERVICES (USFS) is undergoing upgrades to enhance our program. The scheduled upgrades include the improvement of Metal Tags and the International Driver's License, featuring an information bar and magnetic strip for ease of recognition.

Key Upgrades:

  • Improved Metal Tags
  • Upgraded International Drivers' License

Introduction of the Legal Arm:

To further educat

>To further educat

You can't make this shit up. :marseygiggle:

Alright let's take a gander at the photo gallery on the front page:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1712725393079485.webp

:marseysmug2:


Ok let's explore this website a little bit more...

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17127253933048418.webp

No I'm not clicking accept What the frick is a church diplomat?

Introduction of the Legal Arm:

To further educate our diplomats and law enforcement about the legal activities in which we operate, we are introducing a Legal Arm. For any legal inquiries, please reach out to legal@usfs-churchgov.org. Our diplomats, carefully selected from clergy and laypeople, as well as consumers supporting USFS, can now obtain a "Church Diplomat License Plate" through our Department of Transportation

What the frick is a church diplomat license plate?

We appreciate your ongoing support in funding the Gospel of Jesus "The Christ" by becoming part of this initiative and purchasing a "Church Diplomat License Plate." Together, we aim to showcase the fair and righteous authority of the Church in the world.

Why'd they put "The Christ" in quotation marks?

  1. APPLICATION Request: Please send an email to membership@usfs-churchgov.com to request an intake questionnaire (We ask you to attach your current state ID or Driver's License with a current background check. (This can be obtained at your local police station. Note: It is very important that we maintain the integrity of our program, however, we will not judge any previous events but we must acknowledge them with an acceptable explanation.)

Bro they want my personal info and they want me to write an explanation letter for my bad behavour. :marseydead:

  1. Payment: Your payment will be based on your position in the church and the level of diplomatic service requested. (Invoice will be sent with acceptance email)

I see this is a Mormon group. :marseysmug2:

THE BENEFITS OF THIS REAL UPGRADED METAL PLATE:

  1. You get to immediately represent the Gospel of JESUS "The Christ", especially, by showing the whole world via your new "Church Diplomat" license plate on your mode of transportation that, I am not ashamed of the resurrected Christ Jesus while so journeying throughout this World while handling church business.
  1. Your "Church Diplomat" license plate comes with an impressive USFS International Driver's License (IDL) that's been well-known to be received by the US Transportation Security Administration (TSA), especially, when traveling throughout our nation's airports.

>:marseyglow: Sir, this area is off limi-

>:marseybrainlet: Official church business, move aside

Q: How does the process work?

A: Simply because you're now under the explicit jurisdiction of the Church regarding your "private" vehicle(s). There are no more fees or regulations by the STATE to be assessed because of the "Separation BETWEEN Church and State" clause. (However, whenever purchasing your vehicle for the first time you must register with the state in order to have your vehicle properly taxed and placed in the state's database regarding your VIN)

I THOUGHT IT WAS A FRONT VANITY PLATE BUT IT'S SOVEREIGN CITIZEN BULLSHIT AHAHAHAHA :marseyemojirofl:

Q: Can law enforcement officers ticket me, if, in fact, I am pulled over for speeding as an Ambassador aka "Church Diplomat"?

A: Absolutely, however, most times law enforcement officers will extend a one-time courtesy to the "diplomat" whether "political or religious".

:marseysurejan:

Ok let's click on that 'become a diplomat' link and see what we get:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17127253936630177.webp

Unsurprisingly it's a form wanting my info.

I did however get a good giggle out of the website's address:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17127253938381681.webp

:marseydarkxd:


Let's move along to their Law Enforcement Guide:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17127253938758492.webp

Yeah it's sovereign citizen bullshit with a christcuck spin to it. :marseylaughpoundfist:

The Church has the authority to have and establish its departments as a literal governmental structure via the highest law in the land, the US CONSTITUTION's First and Fourth Amendments guaranteed rights to Freedom of Religion and Freedom of the Press. The framers of the US Constitution meant that upon instituting such unprecedented statements the incoming and newly formed union would not lord its authority over the church, but also in the same like manner, that the church would not lord its authority over the government of America. Thus, putting into motion not only religiously but certainly politically,, because of the one simple fact, "Separation of Church and State."

>The Founding Fathers fought for my right to not get my car inspected. :marseygigaretard:

See: STATE OF ALABAMA website: www.sos.alabama.gov/onlineservices and Click onto: "Entity Name Search" Then, input in the search engine:

UNITED STATES FEDERAL SERVICES (USFS)

Of course Alabama would get brought up. :marseysaluteconfederacy:

And I did like they told me and searched "United States Federal Services" on the website and all I got were links informing me about my voter rights. :marseyconfused2:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17127253939749432.webp


Well let's move along to the "WHO WE ARE" page:

We are the prime unit of the UNITED STATES CHRISTIAN CHURCH (USCC), truly dedicated to the missions, ministries, programs, and departments of the church. However, the USFS is geared towards encouraging our law enforcement agencies, military, and of course, our first responders around the globe.

They've yet to mention what those missions are.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17127253943726733.webp

Thank You for Your Service

We can never do enough to thank and appreciate our arm forces. And on this particular day, the USFS Director Carolyn Breeding authorizes the Outgoing Chief of Staff, Dr. Sykes to award and pay for the breakfast of at least 21 USA's Service Men and Women.

A quick Google reverse image search brings me back to this page. :marseyhmm:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1712725394523329.webp

MEET INCOMING CHIEF OF STAFF:

Ms. Crystal Taylor.

Another reverse image search brings me back to this webpage. However there's a clickable "Learn More" button underneath this person and when I click it I get a cart/checkout sidebar pop out:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17127253947119606.webp

Account is Closed

This merchant payment account is inactive and cannot process payments. Please contact the merchant for further assistance.

Well might as well look up and see what we get with "DR ZEDEKIAH SYKES"... The first two results are court cases. :marseyxd:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1712725395160101.webp

Let's take a gander at that PDF file.

THE DEFENDANT:

Defendant's Attorney admitted guilt to violation of condition(s) 1"6 of the term of supervision.

was found in violation of condition(s) count(s) after denial of guilt.

The defendant is adjudicated guilty of these violations:

Violation Number Nature of Violation Violation Ended

1 Failure to report to the probation officer 01/25/2017

2 Failure to notify the probation officer of a change of residence 01/2512017

3 Failure to refrain from gambling or entering in a veue where 0112512017

gambling occurs.

ADDITIONAL VIOLATIONS

Violation Number Nature of Violation Concluded

4 Failure to pay restitution 01/25/2017

5 Failure to disclose all assets and liabilities to the probation officer 01/25/2017

6 New law violation-forgery 2nd degree and attempting to 616de a police offuรจr 01125/2017

IMPRISONMENT

The defendant is hereby committed to the custody of the Federal Bureau of Prisons to be imprisoned for a total term of: 3 years

The goombler's fate. :marseysmug2:

Here's Sykes business website: Global Customized Business Services Corporation

Montgomery's Leading Business Assistance Firm

>Montgomery

Alabama again... :marseynooticeglow:

Quality Attorney-like Services throughout the USA

>Attorney-like Services

:marseylaughpoundfist:

The man himself:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17127253953107612.webp

Ok let's click on that "Endorsements" tab

GCBSC, is the official administrative and processing center on behalf of both, the UNITED STATES CHRISTIAN CHURCH (USCC) and UNITED STATES FEDERAL SERVICES (USFS) Department of Transportation since 2020.

:#marseynooticeglow:

He's also on the "WHO WE ARE" page on the Church website:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1712726072295461.webp

Working night and day to genuinely encourage and love those who are making a difference in our nation. Front Left: Dr. Zedekiah Sykes-CHIEF OF STAFF; Front Center: Carolyn Breeding-DIRECTOR; and Front Right: Michael J. Goodman-ASSISTANT DIRECTOR.

Once again: Reverse image searching just bring me back to the website. I tried looking up all the names on the website but only got results for Skye.


We gotta' keep digging bros. Onto the "OTHER OFFERED PROGRAMS":

SUBSTANCE ABUSE PROGRAM-

The USFS Department of Transportation administers, the churchs' "Power Over My Mind" spiritual drug and alcohol abuse program. This program provides the individual with a series of in depth comprehensive surveys that challenges the self-destructive person to take an abrupt look at their present condition, self-examination of ones conduct, and of course, with the aim to re-direct that person back into healthy living while under the leading, wisdom, and empowerment of the Holy Spirit.

Testimonials:

"Hey everybody, I'm telling you that Dr. Sykes' created program "Power Over My Mind" has been a real blessing to me for real for real! Now please don't judge me for how I express myself, but I was able to realize that when I was driving and perceived to be drunk, I only hurt not just myself and could have injured another, but I was really hurting my children whom I love dearly. Believe me, this program works because it helps you to know Scriptures as well, along with me getting to know the Lord Jesus himself."

T.T. Tolbert, former Client and Overcomer!

That fricking line about the kids got me lmao :mysides:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17127267651262043.webp


Onto the "VERIFY LICENSE PLATE NATI" page:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1712731989800427.webp

I'm not sure if that's a real quote from Abigail Van Buren. :marseythinkorino:

ATTENTION: TO ANY AND ALL LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICIAL, PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO JURISDICTION OVER THE CHURCH PER THE US CONSTITUTION AND BILL OF RIGHTS! THE SEPARATION BETWEEN CHURCH AND STATE IS YET INEFFECT 300%.

WE APPRECIATE YOUR HARD WORK & USCC/USFS PRAYING FOR YOUR SAFETY!

Abigail Van Buren

Actually hol' up, who is Abigail Van Buren? :marseythonk:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17127319903438263.webp

>Died: January 16, 2013

:marseysmughips:


Let's take look at the "UPCOMING CHANGES" page:

...

There are no upcoming changes. But hey! We finally get to learn about the church!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17127332249031422.webp

I'm starting to think this isn't a church at all.


And finally let's look at the "DISCLAIMER" page:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17127332251914685.webp

It's just Syke admitting it's all bullshit. :marseydarkxd:

The "Find Out More" link just reloads the page. :marseydarkxd:



Well that's pretty much it for the Church website but we're not done with Ol' Skye just yet.

After a bit of Googling I found his business:

ZEDEKIAH SYKES EVANGELISTIC ASSOCIATION

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1712734785494373.webp

John Sykes seems to be Zedekiah's brother, but unlike Zedekiah John is a legitimate pastor of 30 years with his own church. Not gonna' soft-dox this guy any further since he might not have anything to do with Zedekiah grift.

Harry William passed away in 2023. :marseylibations: I'm pretty sure that's him :marseyshrug:



Phew, that was a fun rabbit hole.

If you bros decide to go looking up any church website for yourself make sure you have a good anti-virus. Church websites are crawling with every virus known to man because boomers don't know how to keep their websites clean. :marseyvaxmaxx:

!atheists bros come look at this new church grift.

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Didn't see any drama threads about this. Governor Newsom signed a bill that would raise utility bills for Californians based on income.

Under $28,000 income โ€” $24 per month

$28,000 to $69,000 income โ€” $34 per month

$69,000 to $180,000 income โ€“$73 per month

Over $180,000 income โ€” $128 per month

This is on top of current utility rates.

Commiefornia Redditors in the thread explain they're happy to pay the increases while others are screaming for the heads of PG&E execs (and a few for the legislators who actually passed this lol)

Solar users are irate that they are also going to be charged regardless

https://old.reddit.com/r/TeslaSolar/comments/145guxv/california_rate_changes_will_screw_rooftop_solar/?sort=controversial

Bay Area malding

https://old.reddit.com/r/bayarea/comments/1algswt/the_pge_sucks_megathread/?sort=controversial

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EFFORTPOST :marseymindblown: :marseykrayon: Is Krayon (sister toucher) the son of an unironic murderer? :marseybackstab: :marseyflamewar!:

First of all I'm going off on information about Krayon (sister toucher) that was already divulged by Carp and FroCho

This from the post here: https://rdrama.net/post/257327/apparently-the-user-who-dropped-users (Archive)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17117398299603822.webp

And this from the comment here: https://rdrama.net/post/257327/apparently-the-user-who-dropped-users/6185775#context (Archive)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/171388345347973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17138834535482726.webp

So what we know know is that Krayon (sister toucher)'s allegedly named "Grant Simmons" and 952-378-7642 is his phone number

So we do a little reverse phone look up using https://www.numlookup.com/ for his number and we get "Patrick Simmons" who has the same last name. Probably a father or uncle or brother?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17138834541693537.webp

Area code for 952 is Minneapolis/St-Paul

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17138834542265165.webp

When you do a search for "Patrick Simmons Minnesota"...

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17138834543036847.webp

You get articles about some dude in St Paul who has a history of abusive behaviour towards his girlfriend stabbing her and setting her on fire killing her :bushnelltantrum:

Article: https://www.twincities.com/2022/03/16/woman-killed-in-st-paul-had-incredible-spirit-friend-says-in-fundraiser-for-3-daughters/ (Archive)

Simmons returned to his Bloomington home, set it on fire and drove away, the complaint said.

Co-workers went to Simmons' residence and discovered him parked nearby, and they flagged down police who were responding to the area. Officers arrested Simmons.

He had blood on his clothing, his face was covered in soot, and his facial hair and eyebrows were singed.

Simmons told investigators that Goodermont โ€œwas a witch and he did this to stand up for the babies being killed and sacrificed with witchcraft,โ€ the complaint said.

He said he threw gasoline on Goodermont and lit it with his lighter. Police asked where he got the gas and he replied, โ€œI got the gasoline at my house. So, yeah, it's premeditated.โ€ He said he burned his house โ€œbecause there was paranormal activity going on there.โ€

Last summer, Simmons was the subject of a petition for civil commitment and a court document said he was hospitalized for psychosis and receiving treatment at the time.

No attorney for Simmons, who is being held in the Ramsey County jail, was listed in the court record as of Wednesday. He is charged with second-degree intentional murder.

And if you really noootice they have the same hair colour, curly hair, facial structure and features:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1713883454520989.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1713883454607525.webp

We know from the articles that Patrick Simmons did a murder around March 2022

And Krayon (sister toucher) was texting FroCho using that number around September 2021 (Source: https://rdrama.net/post/14661/the-autists-last-sperg-krayon (sister toucher)-sister - Archive) when she was forced to post his "manifesto"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1713883454673695.webp

And based on his DMs to the jannies he seems hyperfocused on his daddy

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17138834547411485.webp

So in a nutshell:

  • phone number he texted users on this site from is registered to a Patrick Simmons

  • area code shows Minneapolis/St Paul in the state of Minnesota

  • googling "Patrick Simmons Minnesota" gives you articles of some guy murdering his girlfriend by stabbing and setting her on fire

  • same hair colour, curly hair, facial structure, features

  • same brand of lunacy

  • Krayon (sister toucher) having daddy issues based on his DMs to the jannies

  • timeline fits

:#marseymindblown:

!metashit

Please disprove me because :marseywtf2:

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No wonder poos love joos so much, this guy is apparently making almost 6 figures as a data scientist and still taking from food banks :marseyivorytower: :marseyxd:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1713716400480618.webp

https://twitter.com/Slatzism/status/1781780555857625265

terf kween has been going off

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17137166029181561.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17137164012494643.webp

here is the article she screenshotted, I remember seeing something about this a few months ago (seething over poojeets has become a fave leaf passtime)

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/no-international-students-as-need-grows-brampton-food-bank-turning-some-away-1.7024375

Rivera says students are required to show funds for their first year before coming into Canada, and hence should not be relying on food banks.

"We get groups of three, four, sometimes nine, 10, with their backpacks ready for free stuff, we tell them, 'We can't feed you, you're responsible for yourself and your family,'" Rivera said.

To become a client at the Ste. Louise Outreach Centre of Peel, a person needs to present identification, proof of their status in Canada, as well as bank statements and a lease.

which as they're on a student visa, they are legally required to be able to support themselves, but since nobody enforces this nobody cares :marseyretardchad:

redditoid rage:

https://old.reddit.com/r/ontario/comments/17uepp8/misunderstanding_from_social_media_spurs_rise_in/?sort=controversial

London Ontario is facing similar issues, even writing to their local diploma mill to ask their student union to reclarify what the food bank is for.

I'd argue based off of various videos on YouTube that this is far from a misunderstanding but an actual abuse. There's some videos that are actually inflammatory indicating we are "dumb" and "easy"

>leafs are so dumb and easy look at all this free food

:chadindianhe#adsettalking:

they've realized you can just take anything and pathetic subhuman leafs will let you rob the liqqa store :marseyveryworried:

https://twitter.com/6ixbuzztv/status/1781841662332829868

many such videos from poos encouraging each other lmao

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1713716887041683.webp

:marseymayotalking#:

anyway

:marsey#norm:

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!accelerationists !chuds

:#marseyletsfuckinggo2:

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Timmy Turner's voice actor exposed for having an incest fetish

https://twitter.com/BlackTownUsa1/status/1776075570650272000

Yeah this is common knowledge. she even in a now deleted post used Ben 10 incest prn to ship them

Girl, these fetishes are supposed to be a moid thing :marseydisagree:

I hope she's recovered from whichever moid victimized her :marseysigh:

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USER WAS BANNED FOR LIFE FROM RDRAMA.NET I tricked a foid into marrying me

Bottom text lmao.

AMA

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17131932625028062.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1713193262658322.webp

!macacos !soyteens

Tried my best to doodle their pinkie! Any criticisms is welcome to this doodle and I don't mind updating it

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GLAZwEpXoAAu-4s?format=jpg&name=900x900

woa this might be even worse

"she looks ugly" and it just looks like a regular person youd see in real life

i want a detailed description of whats supposedly ugly ab this design w out them being colorist

well..no! never seen anyone like this in my life lololol

have you considered talking to real people instead of playing royal high all day

31.5k posts telling ppl to go outside insane projection

:#marseymanysuchcases:

Literally

edtwt stays online and inside too much looking at pinterest girls they forgot what other people also look like

Is this the female equivalent of accusing people of being a porn addict?

Do you live in Chernobyl?

It looks like a racist Wojack dude what are you talking about

Incomprehensible woahjacks from Bahia, Brazil :marseyskull:

bro living in ohio

Normalise having average looking characters

normalise not looking like a runway model

girl looks so freaking happy and that's one of the many things that makes a person pretty, imo

The issue is that artists make inclusive POC and LGBT characters ugly as frick while the generic cis white straight characters are pinnacles of beauty.

This literally feels borderline racist like... No, that's not an average person look. That looks like some sort of wojack or minstrel cartoon โ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธ

literally. she IS pretty. i saw people jumping thru hoops in the replies trying to make this problematic which is really funny

She looks like a racist wojack made by some neonazi on 4chan

This design looks cute @RobotinTheVoid

^^ Twitter needs to stfu and stop bullying a child

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GLDvYV2XwAAbkyw?format=jpg&name=small

the mlp fandom when artists ' human versions of magical rainbow ponies look like a regular human and not a supermodel ( the whole point of the show is friendship and accepting people for who they are )

Darn apparently every character ever needs to follow strict societal beauty standards rooted in white supremacyโ€ฆ.

https://media.giphy.com/media/ftdF4ZkueWGHBYc4b5/giphy.webp

she's so pretty, i have a friend who looks like her

hope your friend doesn't know you think they look like this.

God forbid a black girl have braces ig??? seriously what is their issue

Babe its theโ€ฆ faceโ€ฆ.

nah learning that the artist is white made this whole discussion flip for me

Ok but that specifically looks like satire...

as a black girl, it's really aggravating when people draw us in these..unsightly ways and then try to gaslight us into thinking this is what every other black woman looks like. "this is what an average person looks like" average person here, no the frick its not!

like its just smth abt making the poc headcanons god awful ugly that doesnt sit well with me like lets think inwards on why yall wanna make the poc headcanons fat and ugly

the drawing is literally bordering on racist wojack and they're like "she's pretty!!!!"

imagine if the person who drew these was a very very VERY white person LOL

sources are saying theyre white

:#marseymayo:

Why do they always make these exaggerated drawings ugly as sin. Black people are beautiful... this feels like racist insults every single time.๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

If I was told this was a right wing meme made specifically to make fun of :!marseytrain:s I would believe you

I've seen actual racist caricatures of black people that looked better than this.

"She's pretty wym"

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GLCKUy_XQAAl5uF?format=png&name=360x360

my good friend spoke about this before

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GLDLCtyXcAAmEDP?format=jpg&name=small

Hear me out...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GLFYhhaXcAA9aSL?format=jpg&name=240x240

I look like this

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@ULTRAGIGASNEED posted the Twitter version earlier, but didn't fricking explain who these people are :marseyeyeroll:

https://rdrama.net/h/slackernews/post/261225/john-carmack-reveals-himself-to-be

I guess arguing on Twitter wasn't enough. /u/PalmerLuckey wanted to continue on reddit.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1713146211842228.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17131462113452184.webp

Will he come to rDrama next?

Stolen from sardines :marseyitsover:

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1c49nh9/billionaire_wunderkind_palmer_luckey_ousted_from/?sort=controversial


I'm torn. Billionaire bothering to argue with the plebs on reddit? He also has an 11 year old reddit account where he posts things like this

https://old.reddit.com/r/NyanNekoSugarGirls/comments/1910ids/we_recreated_the_final_scene_of_nnsg_at_our/?sort=controversial

https://i.redd.it/hqv23zgcn2bc1.png :#marseyyikes:

:#marseydicklet: :#marseysick: :#marseywtf2:

Let people enjoy things :marseyshrug:


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Not all Heroes :capyladybug: wear capes!

https://9gag.com/gag/agmygmg#comment

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17144634275375135.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17144634276539428.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17144634278318064.webp

One guy films on his 3DS lol

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17144634711320107.webp

As usual eurocucks arrive to try and ruin Burgerland's fun

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17144634280057223.webp

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I just spoke with Krayon (sister toucher)'s dad on the phone

Chiobu was able to find Krayon (sister toucher)'s actual Dad. His dad is a Pastor.

I called the phone number I found for him and we had a really wonderful conversation. His dad also prayed for me.

It turns out he was already aware of the situation. Krayon (sister toucher) got concerned and felt guilty when I said the doxxing made me suicidal and he went to his dad for advice.

Krayon (sister toucher), I forgive you. You are beyond blessed to have such a kind and loving father, I hope you know that.

I ask that no one bothers his father as he is already aware of what happened and asked me to contact him if this continues or happens again.

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New gaymer Toss
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When horseshoe tips touch: a love story
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r/sanfrancisco posters have a chud moment

Dear San Francisco,

I'm tired. I'm tired of trying to do the right thing. To be a good citizen of our city. I volunteer with the unhoused. I carry narcan. I pay my taxes. I work polling places during elections. I follow the rules when it comes to reporting destruction/people in duress/crimes in progress.

What I can't handle anymore is the complete indifference of the process you tell me to use. At 9am today, an unhoused and extremely mentally ill man went through our building dumpsters with zero regard for the trash which is now all over the street. Screaming at the top of his lungs in anguish, I had empathy for this man. I reached out to 311, the service you tell me to call. Within 15 minutes, dispatch arrived. Within 5 minutes, they decided it was too much for them and left him sitting in the dumpster and yelling. I called the police, thinking okay, surely the police will at least tell him he needs to move on. The police showed up. Spent less than 30 seconds outside of the car and drove away. San Francisco, I don't want to live like this anymore. I'm tired. I'm tired of the unrequited love.

Sincerely,

A tired citizen

Thanks for carrying narcan, paying taxes, and working polling stations :derpthumbsup:

Sympathy. And what a sad photo.... Trying to report on SF311 these days is such a depressing grind. You have to be ready to report again and again and again, until you get a half-hearted and temporary response. Like it's often weeks. So many 311 requests get closed with literally no action on the basis of phony ADA compliance (e.g., an encampment in a bus shelter is "ADA compliant" really? Like at that point, what does ADA even mean....).

I'm really not sure how SF311 / SFDEM thinks taking a photo of a yardstick next to these profoundly unwell people helps those people OR residents. How can you possibly keep an encampment of 5 or more mentally ill drug addicts ADA compliant long term? SF311 thinks they're keeping a lid on it with periodic "cleaning", but such an immense burden falls to residents.

It's "Okay to call" but it's also "Okay if we do nothing in response" these days... (https://www.cbsnews.com/sanfrancisco/news/san-francisco-drug-overdose-911-311-okay-to-call-campaign/

This is the sad truth. I know this is just one small issue I'm bringing up in comparison to the macro issue of drug addition and mental illness. As a citizen, you try and tell yourself that the city is doing its best. But this is not its best. Not by a long shot. Two different types of help were dispatched and both left this man tearing through the dumpster yelling. That can't be the way.

The city needs more funding to truly do their best

The worst feeling is when it turns you into a hater. I used to carry clothes and shoes I wanted to donate and give them to unhoused, I used to hand out food, I packed up a bunch of base layers like from camping and dropped them off at a homeless camp. The last straw was when someone overnight took a huge shit in my car. Now I feel like frick em. I hope they all get replaced with planters.

Yeah, it only takes stuff like this happening a few hundred times for all the nice reddit platitudes about this topic to start ringing hollow. You shouldn't have to deal with it. Most of us are just trying to get up and work for a living every day, why is it now my job to deal with these guys? Their family couldn't help them. The fed government couldn't help them. The state government couldn't help them. The city government couldn't help them. But now I'm the butthole if I say there isn't anything I can do, and I don't want to deal with it?

This guy even made a thread about having a shit taken in his car https://old.reddit.com/r/sanfrancisco/comments/1bl5erc/shitty_day/?sort=controversial

Ummm did you leave you car unlocked like everyone says you have to do to avoid broken windows :marseynerd: I think he's possibly making it up :marseysoyjak:

There are a bunch of similar complaints if you want to read more, and an endless sea of :chuditsover: in controversial if that's more your thing

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Was pretty proud of this one because I'd made that fake duckling bill from a rats tail.

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:marseywhite: baby amazed by the world

!animalposters I love how they can't tell the difference between a moving train and a TV.

Adorable little dumbfricks :marseywhitepat:

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