!khive

I ain't 'fraid of no ghost!

https://cdn.videy.co/Zi1PYEzE.mp4

Today while astral projecting I summoned Steve to try and weaken him so our hexing spells would work better.

He is so fricking powerful. I'm not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I'm spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think I'll make it.

I can't imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting witch. I'm scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue astral projecting. I'm currently burning healing incense and drawing spiritual energy from my crystals to try and heal as quickly as possible.

Please be safe everyone. Bardfinn is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together if we want to slay a god.

She found this post, and I am now single

She said it was an attempt to embarrass her more. It wasn't, but telling her otherwise made her scream

From now on, I am only going to date psychologically mature women who can take feedback. Feel free to follow and DM me if that's you

— Coach Bruce (@OX_DAO) October 31, 2024

!nooticers

Given at least a quarter of UK adults have had an affair, it stands to reason that cheaters come in all shapes and sizes.

According to new research however, there are a number of features that unfaithful people share --- and middle-aged bald men are among the most likely to stray.

In a study by MrQ, Brits who've been cheated on were quizzed about their disloyal partner's looks, with cutting-edge AI technology then recreating what the 'typical' adulterer looks like.

Over a third of men admitted to cheating on a partner at least once before compared to 24% of women, which tallies with divorce statistics showing women are 33% more likely to file for divorce due to adultery than men are.

People aged 45 to 54 play away most, with more than one in three in this age group having done so, while autumn is peak time for infidelity, going up 22% as the weather gets cooler.

As for the stereotypical male cheater, findings put him in his 40s, with blue-grey eyes, small lips, short facial and neck hair and little to no head hair. Topping off the look is a larger nose and visible frown lines.

In contrast, the stereotypical woman who cheats is said to be dark-haired and in her early 50s, with a small nose and a medium-sized pout.

And across the board, those who did the dirty were described as sporting a slim build and having 'staring eyes'.

Researchers highlight that these images are based on statistical analysis and 'won't apply to all individuals,' as 'people's behaviour is defined by their decisions and actions, not what they look like.'

Loyalty is an important factor for Brits though, as two-fifths of respondents who'd been betrayed split up with their partner straight away after finding out (although an astonishing one in 50 people went on to marry them anyway).

As well as physical traits, there are also trends revealing the locations where cheating is rife.

Manchester emerged as the affair capital of the UK, with 43% of Mancunians having had at least one, followed by Sheffield at 39% and Cardiff at 34%.

Meanwhile, Edinburgh is home to the most faithful residents, with more than half (55%) claiming to have never cheated on any of their partners or been cheated on themselves.

And if you're planning on two-timing someone from Bristol or Glasgow, you shouldn't expect your relationships to last if caught, as these cities have the least tolerance for unfaithful lovers.

The survey found that 64% of Bristolians and 60% of Glaswegians dumped their partner as soon as they found out, which correlates with lower rates of cheating in both.

The UK's affair capitals (% of residents who admitted to cheating)

1. Manchester (43%)

2. Sheffield (39%)

3. Cardiff (34%)

4. Leeds (32%)

5. Norwich (30%)

The UK's most faithful cities (% of residents who have never cheated or been cheated on)

• Edinburgh (55%)

• Nottingham (48%)

• Liverpool (44%)

• Birmingham (44%)

• Newcastle (42%)

Halloween was a wonderful experience. 🎃👻
While the occasional poking and prodding from the teenagers was a bit much, we thoroughly enjoyed ourselves. The children were delightful and loved the costumes and treats, making the evening a success all around. pic.twitter.com/RCPtPP2Q0X

— vanessa k. (@VANKRAUT) October 31, 2024

ITS ONLY BEEN 30 MINUTES

!boozers

!chuds !trump2024

https://old.reddit.com/r/JoeRogan/comments/1ggk14k/joe_rogan_experience_2221_jd_vance/

MAGA is big mad that Mark Cuban told the ladies on The View this about Donald Trump:

“You never see him around strong, intelligent women. Ever.”

🍿 pic.twitter.com/6BRQi6m1Vd

— Art Candee 🍿🥤 (@ArtCandee) October 31, 2024

!nonchuds !khive Where's the lie?

!deathtomicks

For those who can't beat the paywall, some excerpts:

WASHINGTON (AP) - Former President Donald Trump has announced a shocking plan to defeat unemployment and improve the declining birth rate in one policy decision.

Critics of Trump's anti-immigration rhetoric have warned that without immigration, essential jobs will not be performed and the population will decline.

Trump has answered these critiques with a "revolutionary" new plan to fight both: decriminalizing, but highly regulating, r*pe.

Under the Trump administration, citizens will be allowed to buy "r*pe vouchers" for $5,000, which they may turn in to any police trying to prevent them from raping someone. Each r*pe requires a new voucher. Individuals impregnated in a r*pe in which a r*pe voucher was used are not permitted to terminate the pregnancy, nor are they entitled to any financial compensation from their male feminist.

Individuals who commit r*pe without a voucher are subject to normal criminal penalties.

Trump claims that the promise of r*pe will motivate "disillusioned young men" to re-enter the labor force. Quote: "We have the best young men in America here, don't we folks? Our young men can do more than the young men of any other country, and I don't say that lightly. My program will make it clear to our young men just how much we appreciate them."

Feminist groups have criticized Trump's rhetoric surrounding the program, saying that his failure to mention that women can r*pe and impregnate people too is "backwards."

I know this is true because Trump is my great-uncle, for the record.

>I'm soooo tired of men on dating apps hitting me up on some weird shit. I'm tired of men calling me a BBW. I'm tired of men telling me that they've always wanted to hookup with a fat girl. I'm tired of men telling me that they only like big girls. I'm tired of those same men throwing my weight in my face or making me feel uncomfortable with the amount that they talk about me being fat. I'm tired of being called nicknames like big mama and fluffy marshmallow (yes, you read that correctly. wtf), and so on.

>I'm so tired and annoyed and I just wanted to be treated like a normal human being.

!foidmoment

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All is lost...

Was anybody here into the olddragon age games? Something I didn't think about until now was that everyone I knew who were really into inquisition were either college commies or full blown shitlibs. I wonder if they knew what they were doing and were actually pandering to their base with all the stuff.

In either case, I think we all owe Biomoidware a few barves.

The Harris-Walz volunteer discord server just banned my account.

We expected this. That's why we quietly archived the server over the past week and are now releasing the files to the broader public.

Deadman's switch.https://t.co/0Sud1WxbqQ

— Reddit Lies (@reddit_lies) October 30, 2024

Live feed of the best moderator on the internet, straight into your veins.

Here's todays official post from the BARDCHIVE:

10/14/19 22:14:14 with a score of -1: https://old.reddit.com/r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns/comments/di0kmc/ahem_frick_contrapoints_and_anyone_who_support_her/f3stu4x/?context=8

You can make your entire life be about shouting about the relationships and networking and collaborations of people who never sought nor needed your permission to do a thing, and will never, ever hear or read your criticisms --

Where will you get your sense of purpose in your life, when the reason for your sense of purpose is taken away?

Buck Angel is not "truscum". Buck Angel's acknowledged the existence of non-binary people and voiced respect for them -- even if in the past he made statements that didn't respect non-binary people. No, I'm not going to point you at the statements; They're easy enough to find, and the purpose of this comment is to teach you something:

You can either allow yourself to remain ignorant and react to every rumour and innuendo, and be spurred into flying into a rage by anyone who knows that you're ignorant and can be pushed into a rage,

or you can stop holding and espousing strong opinions about what you don't understand, and go out and actually find out about things and people, and stop taking the word of an outragemonger mill machine run by wretched and jealous people.

Natalie's made several videos and statements in support of individual enbies and enbies in general. Criticism or Bullying (which was published 3 years ago) is pretty unequivocal in her support and respect for enbies. She's made statements on her livestreams about how self-ID is proper and should be recognised by society and governments.

I moderate /r/ContraPoints -- I do 75-80% of the work on the subreddit -- and I'm 100% to the top of my teeth fed up with this toxic crab-bucket rumourmill, straight out of every textbook about how women bully other women. If Natalie were remotely anti-enby, or promoting a doctrine of transmedicalism or truscummery, I'd have resigned with a long, detailed, and incisive analysis of exactly who, where, how, when, and why Natalie had betrayed the community and my trust.

PLEASE stop repeating unsubstantiated vicious gossip. PLEASE. It's actively harmful of other people.

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I'd put him on a watch list, as it's weird for a single Muslim man to care so much.

/u/bu11fr0g did you ever think you'd grow up to be Randall from Recess