!chuds

Okay I don't have any drama for you. Yet. I am here with breaking news about drama that will be very soon upcoming. PAY ATTENTION to game journ*lism websites, /r/gamingcirclejerk, and resetera, as there is a chance for an entire minor newscycle of seethe on the horizon.

I'm of course talking about Stellar Blade.

This game got a lot of hate from journ*lists when it came out a couple months ago because the main character is hot , and that's literally it. The typical g*mer-journofoid is eternally jealous she doesn't look like that.

(It's extra hilarious because that woman in the game isn't even a product of the male gaze , her in-game model is directly based on a real-life Koreafoid who actually looks like that:

BUT WE'RE NOT HERE BECAUSE OF THAT. THAT'S OLD NEWS.

This drama is so fresh it hasn't even happened yet.

ShiftUp, the company that makes two coomer games (Stellar Blade and a gacha phone game), has just had one of its major meetings, where it laid out a road map for some of its games:

https://m.gamevu.co.kr/news/articleView.html?idxno=33691

Of particular note is this:

Squintcels that can't read that, it says that they'll be adding a "photo mode" to Stellar Blade. We all know what this will mean: g*mers and gooners alike will be able to ogle the female main character in ways unattainable heretofor.

The skimpy, sexy outfits in the base game could be hand-waved away as just "stylish." But there's no way anyone can pretend this new photo-mode won't be purely for gooning too, and it has the potential to re-generate the seethe around this game.

Could this be a nothing-burger? Maybe it gets one thread on Twitter (formerly X) that gripes about how horny moids always are and then it goes nowhere? Or maybe the photo mode doesn't let you zoom in at all (unlikely, this company makes two goonergames, upskirt is guaranteed at this point)

Or maybe we get an entire week of seething across Reddit, X (formerly Twitter), Resetera, Kotaku, and the entire gaming newscycle.

I know burgers are probably asleep right now but I had to get this out now before anyone else can beat me to the punch. PLEASE let this shit infuriate fat, ugly foids

This is the link, but ill read it and say what i think since i live in ghe ghetto part of Maine, and would also like to say that each street in Maine is filled with cigarette butts and assphalt.

But the links here anyways for my source since i was asked kindly to leave the info here to not leave the site:

Read More: Maine Bakery Named One of the Best in America | https://q1065.fm/maine-bakery-named-best-in-america/

"Maybe it's because Maine's State Berry is the Wild Blueberry, making each bite feel extra special. Even if blueberries aren't different elsewhere, the vibes in Maine make them so much better."

Nahhh id def stay away from any "wild berries" you find in Maine.

But how are the best bakeries in America determined? And how did a Maine bakery end up on the list?

(fentanyl, def the fenny)

So, which bakery in Maine was chosen as one of the best in the country?

the one with the most money im assuming? either way theres a crackhead livin up the road no matter which direction you choose, which is wierd, because for a heroin epidemic, i could not for the life of me find it anywhere when i was jonesing

Here Are 25 of the Best Bakeries in Maine

25? Bro spent real time looking these up im sure, but legend has it you can go to dunkin and also get a coffee with your pastry, idk tho

Which Peanut Butter Brands Should Maine Shoppers Avoid?

why did you bring up peanutbutter? Werent we talking about pastries?

The 8 Worst Ice Cream Brands in America

bro really said 'breyers' was one of the worst. I am sure each cat woman fell off this topic as soon as they saw that

New Superman pics leaked:

🤞🤞 for some Scarlet on Dino action fr:

Alien Romulus trailer:

Capetards literally can't tell the difference between Tv and irl:

!kino

>No! Muh pokeymans franchise that hasn't done anything new in 15 years! How dare you copy it!

Reminder that redditlawyers were CONVINCED this shit would get sued

!g*mers how soon did you drop Palworld after realizing it was so shitty? I think I played for four evenings before losing interest

https://dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13567687/French-far-right-candidate-faces-prosecution-election-campaign-poster-demanding-future-white-children-horrified-mayor-lodg

Matt Riddle is available for birthdays 🥳 pic.twitter.com/TnpTQGM3J1

— Promo Joe (@PromoJoeYT) June 25, 2024

this is equal parts hilarious and sad. he was a heavily pushed/featured guy in WWE. now he's doing birthday parties in someones backyard.

maybe the offer was so high he just could not say no. even if it was, it's crazy to see someone of his wrasslin' stature/fame doing stuff like this so soon after leaving the fed.

this ain't like doink and the bushwhackers doing my local middle of no where county fair in the early 2000s (real thing that happened. i was one of like 25 people watching. ). it'd be like mr perfect showing up at my birthday party in 1997!

they're just like me

I hate watched it and enjoyed every minute of ep 3

also titties

To see whether estrus was really "lost" during human evolution (as researchers often claim), we examined ovulatory cycle effects on tip earnings by professional lap dancers working in gentlemen's clubs. Eighteen dancers recorded their menstrual periods, work shifts, and tip earnings for 60 days on a study web site. A mixed-model analysis of 296 work shifts (representing about 5300 lap dances) showed an interaction between cycle phase and hormonal contraception use. Normally cycling participants earned about US$335 per 5-h shift during estrus, US$260 per shift during the luteal phase, and US$185 per shift during menstruation. By contrast, participants using contraceptive pills showed no estrous earnings peak. These results constitute the first direct economic evidence for the existence and importance of estrus in contemporary human females, in a real-world work setting. These results have clear implications for human evolution, sexuality, and economics.

!chuds

Tbh I'd give him a shot just because it's funny

Our first look at CLARK KENT pic.twitter.com/NDvEFTpl5l

— DCU Updates (@DCU_Updates) June 25, 2024