Guys I had a dream last night. Nay! A nightmare . I dreamt that rdrama.net had been transformed From it's usual sparky self into a degenerate form of consumeproduct.losers . We were overwhelmed by seriousposters and straight people! Worse, mayos were investing chat with tradcath crap and crying about the great replacement every second sentence. Finally a great shadow fell over me, and as I turned around: i saw the mind of MADNESS. Unironic magatards! They were high-enegry posting and spewing 5D chess "memes" every fricking posts. As soon as they saw me, they began shuffling towards me like zombies, and began to suck the fun right out of my mind!

I woke up in a cold sweat. It was only a dream after all, but it was so real! What did it mean?? An angel decended from my 2012 Windows Smartphone's cracked lens as tried to find out what time it was. A voice like a thousand marseys in heat screaming outside my trashcans at 2:00AM in the morning, spoke to me: "kaamrev, Santa clause is very disappointed with you."

WTF did I do? i asked

"You've disturbed the balance of rdrama.net! Your uninterrupted schizo posting about leftoids have turned the tide of moral-straggotry, and allowed too many MDEnerates to invest the site."

I wat now?

"Change your ways! Before its too late!" The cracked screen screamed into my eyeballs "Unless you want the discussion level of 9gag!"

I just screamed NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Right, uhh sorry about that guys, I was a bit high after smelling my bakkie's petrol fumes for 3 hours. Anyways, TODAYS DRAMA!

Welcome to random obscure rightoid schizo u-tuber nr. 123728329 - ABC CHRISTIAN 5. Our christian friend here has been sneeding non stop for about 4 years straight. From Vidja to Illuminati movies, this man of God has been on a ceaseless crusade against the cucks, the SJWs and the satanists!

I like totally stumbled on this neighbour by ACCIDENT < wink wink, nudge nudge, guru guru, slightly homoerotic undercurrent>

This guy has had it in especially for Disney movies. Especially the woke satanic anti-christ nu-disney shat!

Take Cruella for example. My man ABC doesn't waste time! Straight to our homebrew sermon! Unfortunately I'll have to transcribe.

0;15 "Disney always had wicked movies about witchcraft . The bible warns that sorcerors will end up in the lake of fire. And guess what? A lot of witches are in Hollywood! And what's their fruit: it's rottenness! This movie shows her with a bottle blowing up a building! The bible says that Rebellion is a form of witchcraft!" Wait wut

0;50 "They have Emma (the lead actress) with an A, as in anarchy! Remember rebellion is as a sin of witchcraft! They have her drinkin/as a drunkard in this movie. Watch out for drunkards! Drunkards shall not inherit the kingdom of the earth." What the heck lmoa. What's this guy's issue with rebellion lol

Our buddy warns us that many people not realizing the WITCHCRAFT of hollyweird and have seen 101 Dalmations will go and see this! The music industry worked in cahoots with this movie, they take the Lord's name in vain.

The reason I mention rebellion is that like 3 mins later he's like: "The bible says we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against municipalities and rulers! And Hollyweird is dark municipalities!" Wait so is rebelling a good or bad thing now? After that it gets a lot more incoherent

Anyways, seems our bro has a small but loyal fanbase

Here our brave crusader sneeds about the Disney Groomer u-tube channel cuz they talk about magic in one of their innocuous videos. He complains about Disney teaching them SPELLS and CIRCLES, and they're gonna summon DEVILS next "They're targeting children, just like Harry Potter! And I will cut out witchcraft out of thy hand, and thy shalt have no more soothsayers!"

He's also not a fan of gender theory 4;40 "And then this guy, it's supposed to be a guy, but he looks like he has makeup on. And they try to use the media to gender-confuse your children, okay? Through how they dress, and make them say. They're gonna promote the LGBT agenda...." It again becomes more and more incoherent as it goes on, but the poor boy that our christcuck sneeds about is literally just a tween who is wearing generic face brightening make-up that even politicians use to clarify their faces for a press conference, or actors wear to have their faces more easily visible in bad lighting lmoa

Frozen is also on the hitlist! Why? Because disney is evil !

At 1;24 he seeds about Malificent because Angelina Joline has horns, but the rest of the video is more boring compared to the rest of the schizo train. But again he screetches about something about rebellion being synonemous with witchcraft, is he talking about rebellion against parental figures? Cuz again like before and many other of his vids he always ends up contradicting himself by saying resisting the gubmint and Hollyweird.

The comments on this one is pretty wholesome great christianity.

"I know of a mother and daughter ,who went and watched this movie ...they never made it home...died in an accident ...last week" Oh snap! That's scary

"Only born again believers can appreciate this video. Repent, for the kingdom of heaven is at hand. Raise your children in the ways of the Lord, and they will not depart ways. I took my daughter to see this, & knew within minutes it was intertwined with evil. She was scared, when the "spirits" were taunting the characters. I feel terrible. Lord, forgive me. For so many, this video doesn't apply to you. For FEW will find the way." lol

Our is not just averse to Disney, however. He also dislikes James Cameron's bad writing. So what's his issue with Avatar?

You won't believe it. It's not that he came to the conclusion that Avatar has satanic messages, or that Hollyweird is mindraping your kids in the Avatar series, not it's that James Cameron used the subtitle Judgement Day back in Terminator 2, back in 1991 that set him off And for that sin of using the Lord's name in vain (somehow?) he's now on ABC's shitlist.

Repent you basterds that watch Avatar or Terminator, you're all going to heck - aka a Reddit Moderator organized slumber party for girls on /r/actuallesbians

The r-sluration and brain worms don't just stop at movies by Hollyweird, our is hip, and is also trying to warn the kids from raping their minds with satan's gock by playing unfinished buggy AAA releases.

This one was way tooo easy to guess that he would have an issue with, I mean even my parents prevented me from watching Harry Potter. Conversely, My neighbourhood friend were not allowed to watch Dragon Ball Z, so we would devise watching the shit either of us couldn't at our own homes, at each other's house, hehe

Our crusader sneeds in horror at the depravity that MILLIONS of young peeps are being led away from the word of God. 1;30 "Books about magic and Sorcery, they will burn in the lakes of fire!"

Also our buddy is one organized bugger, he's using super special Bible-searching software, just look at this religious turbo autism.

2;02 "Back in the book of (incomprehensible) the philistines they were playing with witchcraft. Well you saying to me you just playing a game, you not actually playing with witchcraft, then WHY (sniff) is there so much likes on this witchcraft?? (referring u-tube). Why do they call it Dark Arts, I don't really call it arts, let's call it what it is: SIN! Let's call it wickedness. They got the dark part right. It's darkness, and if you're a follower of Christ, you're not supposed to follow darkness!" lol

Later he spazzes out on the Hogwarts ad video, when the narrator describes that you can [create the witch you want ] referring to the customizing character creator. Our neurodivergent friend completely misinterprets it. 15;50 "You know the bible in the old testament, they said suffer not a witch to live! So if you were a witch in the old testament, you would have killed (smugly), and now it's something they trying to get you to be." Lmoa then referring to the faces of the avatars "These people don't look very happy. You won't ever be happy being a witch, cuz you'll never be fufilled!"

Anyways, I can stand 7 minutes of this guy, but im not watching the entire fricking 30 minute video, but this one shows the basic pattern of r-slurred sneeding: find something unrelatedly inoffensive, take it out of context immediately and start the most brimstone sermon on all of u-tube about said media leading us all astray, then incomprehensible incomprehension follows.

Our mega crusader is also not a fan of the GAY AGENDA , and is firm in the belief that it's not just Hollyweird that's behind the indoctrination of the youth, that the denizens of rdrama.net are also behind the homofication of the AAA gayming industry.

He basically creates his own imaginary cuckold fantasy, and sneeds that the chick from last of us ignore the guy, 1;02 "She ignores the guy, she won't even look at the guy, now look at this here come's the girl, she gets so excited. (incomprehensible) I hope they not gonna be kissing." lmoa

He later is all like that they're dancing together, and hoping that they won't be kissing (a lie cuz he never stops looking )

To make recompense for his sinful exposure to violent/sexual/satanic video games, our moral crusader decides to throw out all his sinful movies, and most of his vidja, he goes on and on about how he was just a small unthinking teenager, and didn't see the sin in all of these movies/games (probably because he hadn't developed his brain cancer yet), but lmoa he has so much. A giant box filled with old controllers and games

Aaaaah here we go. The original ground zero for 1990s Christian parent moral busybodies: DragonBall z or Pokemon. I have never thanked my parents for for listening to their choir group gossip and banning the viewing of Pokemon in their house - they saved me from the mind cancer of weebshit at a young age. I never could view DBZ cus that was always at a timeslot on SABC2 when I had school activities - bullet missed!

So what specifically is our 's problem with DBZ. It's not the cartoon itself! Or the fact that there's gods in it, or the fact that magic powers is in it. NO! It's the fricking theme song.

He complains about the opening credit theme song mentioning the word Dragon, and proceeds to go full christcuck schizo: 1;10 "The Bible says (sourcing), that the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceived the wrold, was cast into the earth" He then goes on to spaz that the dragons in other media and vidja is just monsters, but because the theme song somehow calls to the chinese wish granting character in a specific manner, that it's a satanic summoning of the GREAT DRAGON, aka the dark man Satan himself.

He also doesn't like the way that Goku goes to the spirit world, and GTFOs back out of heaven in the cartoon when facing the Sayens. 4;00 "And so it's appointed to men once to die!" Basically he doesn't like that.

He's a proud patriot and anti-nazi, he doesn't like the Super-Sayans have blond hair small peepees. It's nazi propaganda, that certain individuals are better than others!

Begins with a bomb "Don't watch this movie, it's too wicked and scary! Just because it's PG, doesn't mean it's scary" He goes on to tell you that the lava in Koopa Keep represents heck

Our boi is also a tabmaxxer

He goes turbo christcuck schizo, and sneeds about how the opening of the trailer of the Mario movie is has dungeon in it, and he's like this is too close a depiction of everlasting heck and is inappropriate and insert incomprehensible. It gets quickly boring as its just generic religious spazzing but this time drama in the comments !

Our bro is also hesitant to trust vaxmaxxers because it makes magnets stick to your flesh! Dont trust the chemtrails bois!

He's also not a fan of some music. So what set him off on Billie? Cuz Billie is hecking transphobe! She called God a SHE! God is a he.

Ariana Grande also made herself Crusader-public-enemy-number-one when she made a sacreligious song called - God is a woman

4;30 "The music industry it's a spiritual battle, and a lot of mucisians say they get possessed when they're on stage. They have witches write their song." 5;00 "The reason why they use the lights (stage spotlights) is they try to hypnotize you!" Becomes more incomprehensible from here on

Anyways that's all I've got - i think my brain is fried. GOOD NIGHT!

LONG AWAITED! I've been so busy dying I almost forgot about the most important thing in the world - the Ugliest Redditor Beauty Pageant!

WINNER IS - CXNT submitted by @Its_All_Donkey_Kong_Man OMG

CXNT is a Libra and doesn't use vowels in every day speech as xie believes vowels subjugate natal born women. CXNT mutilates xier body for the sake of trans exclusionary radical feminism and believes that women are born women. CXNT's favorite hobbies are: Harry Potter, anonymous s*x with cis men, and political lesbianism.

Thank you all for participating.

Carp and Capy said my contests were stupid and they wont fund them anymore BUT thanks to funding by Viewers Like You the Ugliest Redditor Beauty Contest is back on!

This will be pinnned till Monday 4/17/2023.

Welcome to the voting thread! Here is a link to the original thread

I did a bit of a naughty thing and dug up info on the people you submitted - as a result I have added a bit of a back story to the folks y'all submitted and while I try to never lie I must remind people that all things said here are my own interpretation of reality and are warped for the sake of humor.

Vote for your fave below

Our first contestant comes from the realms of /r/Roastme so you don't have to feel that bad about voting for her but she is also disabled so you know. The person that submitted her will be enjoying an extra spicy level of heck.

Contestant number two is apparently carp? I don't really think this is carp but I've also been told multiple times now that this is actually carp. Carp's favorite hobbies include: pretending to have a job that isn't being an alt-right Reddit offsite Janny, voting Red, and wanting to frick Dasha.

Contestant Number Three is a photo of a hairy thumb. There is a ten point deduction for submitting trans people to this contest and this is why.

Contestant Number Four's Reddit profile is 18+ because it's so full of hot spicy shit. This stud hangs out in /r/barelylegalteens, /r/Shemale, and /r/YoungGirlsGoneWild. This man is a literal fricking you know.

Contestant Number Five is Xylite. Their pronouns are Frick/OFF and they reject all aspects of modern society. Their favorite hobbies are: Eyebrow deletion, hunting and gathering, and The Sims 4.

Contestant Number Six is Churd. Churd has posted 50000 photos of himself to the internet and yet has only ever revealed half of his face. Churd's favorite hobbies are creatine, phantom of the opera, and long haired emo haircuts that hide half your face.

Contestant Number Seven is Methany. Her favorite hobbies are Meth, Meth, and Meth. She learned how to do her makeup from a 1995 Sears catalogue and she hopes to one day do more meth.

Contestant Number Eight is another grab from /r/Roastme. This is Ghrurghle. Ghrurghle has Treacher Collins Syndrome and the person that submitted them is going to enjoy an extra spicy stay in heck. Ghrurghle's favorite hobbies are (literally): Ben 10, Spiderman, and PS4. Please donate to Ghrurghle so he can buy a fricking PS5.

Contestant Number Nine is CXNT. CXNT is actually a PhD level Economist that decided to opt out of society and thinks that anyone with a mortgage is an r-slur (her words not mine). CXNT doesnt have any hobbies and instead focuses on hating: LL Bean, the Jesuit Community, and jean shorts. CXNT is a notable high level Scientologist.

I'm not saying shit. Whoever submitted this girl is a fricking butthole and I'm not even going there. You know who you are and you are burning in heck.

Contestant Number Eleven is Jeremy. Jeremy is 24 years old and a resident of Kansas City MO. This is what happens when you live in the midwest.

Contestant number twelve is CatGurl. Catgurl hopes to one day be able to open her eyes. CatGurl's favorite hobbies are: entrapping men in false pregnancy scams, spreading herpes, and focaccia bread. CatGurl is also a freelance pornstar. Please subscribe to her GoFundMe so you can fund her next abortion.

Meet Anna! She's super Pro-Anna. Anna's favorite things include: being told she looks deathly ill, being asked if she's dying, and matcha!

Contestant number fourteen is Travis! Travis was always big as a kid and his first job was at a Taco Bell and when he was 22 he fell down and got a 40k payout from the company. Travis is now 44 and hasn't had a job in 20 years and his favorite hobbies are: trap porn, fluvoxamine, and Gold Bond Foot Powder.

Contestant number fifteen is Borb. Borb is a closet lesbian but everyone knows she's a lesbian and it's really awkward because it's like why not just tell us you're a lesbo? It's 2023. No one cares that Borb is a lesbo but she spends each night anguishing about whether or not she did something "gay" at work. Borb also has really awful teeth for reasons unrelated to lesbianism (alcoholism).

Contestant Number Sixteen put on a suit for this photo because the "city" was coming over to his house and he was afraid that if he didn't wear a suit the IRS would audit him because he never claimed his SHIB coin earnings from 2021. He made 200 dollars in 2021. The suit is his dead fathers'. The city only visited him because their lawn was overgrown. His hobbies are painfully too boring to list here. Also he's fat.

Contestant Number Seventeen is notable for being the inspiration for Khloe Kardashian's "Big Lip" Filter on Tik Tok. They are also the only black contestant submitted to this contest which makes you all look way less racist than I thought you were so good job on that one!

A rare find from /r/toastme. This contestant's name is Brad and he thought /r/Toastme was going to actually give him toast. Brad is an incel (if you couldn't tell). Brad's favorite hobbies include: hating women. stalking natalie portman look-alikes, and Sonic the Hedgehog (but not like Chris Chan levels just like sad levels ew).

This is Melissa. We all know a Melissa and they all look exactly like this Melissa. Refusing to break the "Curse of Melissa," this contestant is addicted to Dutch Brothers, and she is way younger than you'd assume from this photo (such is life as a Melissa). Melissa's favorite hobbies are: Pottery barn rugs with words on them, "oklahoma," and MLM pyramid schemes.

This person isn't ugly at all imo. I love the tattoo on their shoulder and they are european and speak multiple languages. I was going to try to dox them but they don't normally speak english and I was like "ew" so no. Whoever submitted this person should feel bad and you're trash. <3

Contestant number twenty one is a trans woman whose name is Hannah. Hannah is a non-op, non-HRT trans woman wearing a never-brushed Shein wig that looks like it was made from the asscrack hairs I shave off my butt before I frick strangers. Hannah's hobbies include: doing nothing to be actually trans, Not telling their parents they're gay, and moderating /r/ActualLesbians.

Contestant twenty two is a really mean one because he unfortunately lost his eyesight in a house fire. He has lived his entire life since the age of 4 with no sight because his father attempted to burn down their house in some weird domestic dispute with his mother. He also suffered major burns all across his entire body from the fire and has had many surgeries because of it.

lol JK he just has a stupid fricking haircut.

vote for your fave

Original post: Decided to help a friend , the mission was successful. The procedure lasted 5min. She was 16 weeks.

This post generated so much random sneeding I've only felt like going through half of it, so the rest is up to you to explore

Twitter outrage farm account @reddit_lies sneeds

Redditor sponsors the death of a child

Imagine being praised for executing a child.

Angel of death

some choice replies

That’s in the second trimester. That baby was over 7in long. That baby’s heart was pumping around 25q of blood a day. That baby was murdered, for pay.

I think I'm gonna be sick 🤢 Reading this makes me feel physically ill
This one's from a guy who called himself "Unvaxxed Plague Rat"

This bait got 18 replies of rightoids sneeding:

A child is a child from the moment of conception.

Lol nope

prove it

Just did.

That isn't proof, That's you dodging the question because you know you're wrong. I want you to explain to me why a fetus isn't a child.

blacksoyjak: can't understand it for you, chief.

But this stuff is boring, let's go to the original reddit thread instead! It's full of retards having the same old boring abortion shitfest.

How long does it take for females :minecraftcreeper: to realize they are pregnant? I’m not a female but 4 months seems like a good amount of time. Also why don’t they use birth control if they know they are gonna be having sex? I feel like at some point some people just have to be accountable. I’m not trying to hold a republican stance on this :marseyfreeman:, but from what females have told me it’s not hard to be on the pill or have other forms of birth control in their own body. Wouldn’t it be ironic :chudsmug: if this same female who had a abortion decided she wanted a abortionkid later in life? Lol!

How long does it take for females

Awww an incel in the wild.

I saw the word "females" and instantly knew your comment isn't worth reading

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I take pleasure in the fact you’re pissed a woman isn’t going to be punished for having sex by having a child she doesn’t want. She gets to live her life and you get to stay mad.

Lol I’m not mad. Posting this for some pat on the back and internet validation is fucking lame. You don’t have to post every good deed you do. Once you do it wasn’t really for you it was for your own ego to get Internet points. OP is a douche and so are you. Miserable cunt.

Maybe OP wasn't posting this for a "pat on the back" but rather to show that it's ok to stand with your friends and support them, especially around such a difficult issue. This could give others the courage to be the amazing kind of person that OP obviously is. No one should have to experience an abortion alone if they don't want to.

Don’t want no baby’s don’t get fucked lol god forbid you have to make a single personal sacrifice in your life at least be able to pay for your own abortion or maybe have the common sense to take a plan b I mean Jesus that’s ho 101

Plan B costs 50$. Doubt most people have that lying around if they don’t have access to birth control. I got groomed and ended up pregnant. What should I have done differently to not get raped? Or does your shaming only apply to the hypothetical women that live in your mind?

Hahaha bro most people have 50 dollars . If you ain’t got 50 bucks you shouldn’t be fucking your got bigger problems

You grossly misinterpret who the miserable cunt is 😬

Yo all Reddit is, is self righteous ppl posting stuff they think ppl really give a fuck about. Chill out. This person did a good deed and we are shouting them out. Maybe it’ll inspire someone else. They didn’t post this will any ill intent

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Did she absolutely have to wait until she was already 4 months pregnant? I mean good for her for choosing what’s best for her, but I would’ve had a real mental conflict within myself if I let a fetus continue to grow until It was already almost halfway to fruition. I’m honestly conflicted and I I don’t know how the person that OP helped isn’t.

Relax, she did at 16 week, we can abort until 23 weeks and 6 days.

That doesn't make it right.

Abortion are always right before that time. Her body, her choice.

It's not a cluster of cells at that point... Even at 16 weeks... At 23 weeks you're at the starting point of viability in an emergency they have a chance of surviving outside of the womb.

I'm pro choice, it's her body and good on OP for supporting someone who needed it in a very tough time. I think 16 weeks is getting towards the end of the window. Don't spew nonsense about what is in there, it just discredits you and the ass holes who want to outright ban it have more fuel for their hate filled fire.

From WebMD and what I've witnessed in my wife's own two pregnancies and one that didn't make it.

Month 4 of Pregnancy In the second trimester of pregnancy -- months 4, 5, and 6 -- your baby's fingers and toes are well-defined. Their eyelids, eyebrows, eyelashes, nails, and hair are formed, and teeth and bones are becoming denser. Your baby can even suck their thumb, yawn, stretch, and make faces.

The nervous system is starting to function at this point in pregnancy. The reproductive organs and genitalia are now fully developed, and your health care provider can see on ultrasound if you are having a boy or a girl. Your baby's heartbeat may now be audible through an instrument called a Doppler.

All of that doesn’t matters more than the woman’s life. It’s her choice. Not yours.

$520 creampie

These prices make cheap backstreet clothes hanger abortions more attractive

When will the gubment do something about infanticide inflation?

Murdering filth. I hope one day it hits you and you spend the rest of years on earth living in sadness for the evil you did.

It was the right choice you say. Of course it was. You looked for the easy way out. Legal murder instead of having to be a mother. Society told you it was legal but you never considered if it was moral. It wasn’t and you are a monster for it.

I was a deeply devout Christian until about two years ago. Abortion was the subject I stood by the most firm. I believed life began at conception and was deeply heartbroken for all the “babies” who passed. I loved Jesus with my whole heart. I knew the Bible like the back of my hand, I had weekly studies with my theology professor/pastor father. I prayed continuously.

It was stuff exactly like this that finally pushed me to leave. You brood of vipers. When you pray, when you fast, do it in secret. The words coming out of your mouth right now are about as far from Christ as you could possibly get.

But if harassing women (traumatized women at that) online makes you feel like you’ve made some modicum of difference, then by all means. My heart and spirit cannot be so easily swayed by hollow words like yours.

Keep pointing fingers at everyone but you. You chose to have sex, you chose to not be safe, you choose to murder. But we are the problem? I do understand why you do that. If you couldn’t blame me then you’d have to blame yourself and if you did that you’d have to accept that you are evil.

Keep telling yourself the person who thinks it’s wrong to kill is the problem and you are wonderful. It’s a great coping mechanism.

Babe, I’m the first one who pointed fingers at myself. I made that choice, I take full responsibility for my decision. I had safe sex, I’ve only ever been with the same man. I did everything “right.”

It’s ok, I felt the same way as you for a really long time. I totally understand how blinding your non scientific beliefs can be. I was blinded too. Then I took my head out of my ass.

You killed, I didn’t . You’re the monster. End of story. But don’t worry, it’s legal to kill that which has no choice. So murder as many of them as you can and enjoy your life where you get a choice.

You must have a very low opinion of our veterans then. Veterans, doctors, prison executioners. And you’re vegan right? You must be, to have such a black and white view of something that’s been deeply scientifically studied.

Half of this thread is random sneeding like below, but there are some more slapfights in between if you're interested

To take a human life for 500 bucks and be proud of it. Disgusting monsters.

Helping a friend kill her own kidpreborn. So many levels of fucked up.

yes lets encourage whoring of both genders the state will pay!

God works in mysterious ways

Perhaps, but this is not one of them.

How could you possibly know God's intentions

This was the action of an individual, not of God. He gave us free will and we're free to make terrible decisions with it.

It's still part of his plan. Otherwise he wouldn't have let it happen., like he did with Abraham

I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how free will works.

God did not compel Abraham to save his son. This has nothing to do with free will. God simply appeared before Abraham through an angel he sent. It was Abraham's free will that saved his son, not God. However, God did have a hand in Abraham's decision. Why is this hand not present when faced with the same scenario (abortion)? Clearly, it is because those who choose to abort have God's blessing to do so.

What a ridiculous conclusion to draw from that. The only reason God sent an angel was to belay the order he had given earlier for Abraham to sacrifice his son. Do you seriously believe God sends an angel before every bad decision ever made? And if so, you said yourself: God does not coerce any action. Who's to say this woman didn't simply ignore her "angel"?

If she ignored her angel, God wanted her to ignore it for future character development after punishment, still part of his plan

Why would someone be punished for what God wanted them to do? Your worldview is completely nonsensical. Good day.

They'd be punished for rejecting what they perceived as God's will. If they get an abortion, God knew all along that they would reject his angel but had to test their faith before punishing them. Once they go through any consequence of their sin, they will have been redeemed in the eyes of God and thus fulfill his overall Plan. If they never experience consequences for their abortion, we can conclude it was God's will, as there was no punishment to be given.

Source?

Romans chapter 12, “Bless those who persecute you; bless and do not curse. Do not repay anyone evil for evil. Do not take revenge, my dear friends, but leave room for God's wrath, for it is written: “It is mine to avenge; I will repay,” says the Lord.

God states that he will punish those who disobey his will. If someone rejects God's will to keep the baby, they will be punished. There are millions who go unpunished for this act, as God's blessing has saved himthem from his wrath.

That passage clearly condemns taking revenge in the case of persecution, nothing else. It does not imply there is no set moral standard, or that lack of earthly recompense means there was no transgression.

And last but not least, a completely pointless and retarded slapfight between two redditors

Your whole account is full of vitriol for women.

I known it hurts when one breaks your heart but you have to move on and not take it out on every other woman on the internet.

Lol I am a women

So?

Well technically I’m non binary

So?

So?

Leave women alone.

I’m not bothering women

Yes you are. Your whole account is full of hate and attacks against women. Leave them alone.

Um no it’s not you fucking mogaloid. Your whole account is caring about pop culture shit no wonder you want to die

Yours is. We can see it, it is public. I do not want to die. You have a lot of hate in your heart. Be kinder to yourself.

Uh dude 90 percent of my comments are here lol the others are not like other girls where I get upvotes sooooo go be a Jack off to the Kim k somewhere you dork

90% of your comments are hate and abuse to women. Incel behaviour.

Be kind. Have hope.

Lol whatever you fucking retard get some help

Your life will improve but you need to help yourself first.

Trying to upset strangers on the internet just makes you even angrier at yourself.

If you need to spend this much time on the internet, try joining subreddits you like and where you can add positively instead of negatively. You won't be so angry during your online time.

Consider going for a walk and regularly taking a shower too. This will improve your mental state.

Be lucky.

Lol I do way more than you can know. Maybe try not feeling like you’ve ascended humanity because you don’t want to have kids. You’ll be much happy. Stop watching reality tv and touch grass. It will help.

You don't do positive things with your time and that is a waste of a life. You spread hatred of women. I am very happy, your whole account is hate for women. You clearly have some things going on, you need to deal with that yourself.

Lol no one spreading hatred for women. Please quote my hatred for women you. Since you have so much time in your hands.

Your whole account is full of it. Dedicated to spread right wing type hate. If antibatalismantinatalism offends you so much, just stay away from the sub.

Extremely easy and you won't be this angry.

Hahahaha dude what right wing shit? What hate? You just make a claim that’s bullshit and can’t even validate it. I’m also not angry I just enjoy trolling this sub. It’s petty much the only place I comment because it’s very entertaining. Not surprising from a “soccer” fan. What a joke dude.

The right wing hate in your profile. It is public and available for all to see.

It's not 'trolling' if you're making yourself angry.

You could spend this time showering, working on your personal hygiene and getting some fresh air. You will feel better.

Stay lucky.

Lol all the hate that you can’t seem to recall or quote. I’m also not angry like I find it funny. Why are you thinking about me showering so much? Pervert. Your profile is filled with sick sexual stuff.

It is all in your profile for anyone that wants to see it. I will not share it here for whatever game you are trying to play.

Incels usually smell of body bodour, that's why I am encouraging you to shower and take time away from the internet to allow you to calm down.

And Just like anyone see you looking for underaged girls on yours. Also incel is so played out and over used. Pretty hard to be one with a wife and kids.

You do not have a wife and kids. You could have if you worked on yourself for a while.

Lol I do. I’ll dm. You a pic if you want but I shouldn’t considering you’re sex offender

No you do not. Do not DM me a pic of a womennon fromconsenting thiswoman subyou don't know.

You aren’t one to give lessons on consent

Leave women alone. Stop harrasing women on this subreddit. Spend your time positively and productively, work on your personal hygiene and mental health.

You will then meet a real woman, marry her and have children. It will take you a few years but you will mature and life will improve but you have to start with you.

Stay lucky.

You’re the sex offender. I have a wife with 2 year old and one on the way. You are the one who doesn’t even believe they should exist. You please get some help and stop jumping to conclusions. I’m sorry I’ve didn’t work out for you. At least you get to live through your favorite soccer team.

I have a wife with 2 year old and one on the way.

No you do not. It is not healthy pretending you do.

Dang man you think they really might not be really? Like beautiful mind style? Am I Russel Crowe?

They are not real. You are dreaming up a family scenario so you can argue on Reddit. Quite pathetic really.

So like I’m really not a spy and I’m not working for the CIA? My best friend is also just a figment of my delusion?

You're just being silly now. I feel bad for you.

Dude have you never seen the beautiful mind? Like the movie? This whole thing has been silly you knuckle dragger. You keep feeding me. I really do have a family which is funny that that is the thing you think I’m joking about. Pretty comical.

You do not have a family.

Yeah huh

So you're telling me you have a wife and children yet instead of spending time with them you are spending hours a day insulting women on the internet?

You are a horrible husband and horrendous father.

I have never insulted women lol you can keep saying that but you can’t pin point it because you’re a barely functioning butt queef. You say I’m angry jeez you really need some anger management. I’m sorry your dad left you but the best part about you probably ran down your moms leg.

Irony since you have been commenting on Reddit for 11 straight hours today (check the timings of your comments on your profile if you don't believe me)

11 straight hours negatively commenting on Reddit ignoring your 'wife and kids'

Horrible husband and horrendous father.

Lol yeah man way to jump to conclusions and also still not say how I’m hateful. Wife and kids are out of town this weekend first and show day at work so I’ve been here. You’re a piece of shit. Literally can’t stand a little troll session and you haven’t seen the beautiful mind which makes you also uncultured swine. Loser

Wife and kids are out of town this weekend

Hahahahahah fucking wrecked. Of course they are coincidentally 'out of town'

You got exposed.

Hahahaha you fucking miserable loner.

You got fucking annihilated.

Have a shower. You smell.

What lol wife’s sister has a baby Wednesday so they left town to see her I’ve got work tomorrow. That is called real life lol if you really think that’s some type of win your standard for what is an accomplishment is pretty low. You know people with families do have free time and shit right? Like it’s not like I’m in prison.

Hahahaha yeah sure dude, your imaginary family are 'out of town'

That was absolutely hilarious.

It's just pathetic now that you're adding a whole back story to it though. Was absolutely hilarious now just sad.

It’s also genuinely hilarious from my side cause like it’s true which sort of is the epitome of internet arguments and I love it

it’s true

Hahaha dude you got exposed, give it up. Embarrassing yourself even further now. Let it go.

We've had our laugh at your expense. Let it go.

No one is laughing but you’ll do you have like Truman show syndrome where you think you have an audience? Like dude you have no evidence like you just think you are Sherlock Holmes and have something figured out. Keep it coming. What else is going on in my life?

where you think you have an audience?

You think you have a whole family, wife and kids. Come on man.

You’re right I’m actually under a bridge right now. Reddit is all I have. You’re trying to take that from me.

I'm not trying to take it from you, I'm telling you to use it positively and productively instead of negatively.

Community interaction and engagement is central to Bungie and our games. For years, we've invited creators and other members of the community to confidential summits to provide feedback on the future of Destiny. This is a beloved part of the process, but relies heavily on trust.

— Destiny 2 Team (@Destiny2Team) April 14, 2023

If you are unfamiliar with Destiny 2, it is Bungie Studios' second best franchise ever (out of two). It's like World of Warcraft meets Call of Duty except instead play as solders, you're space wizards.

The median Destiny player has like 3000 hours logged in, proving that g*mers are subhumans who deserve less than nothing.

Earlier in March, there were some leaks of new weapons which are basically same as old ones, and some "exotic" armor pieces (which everyone has) would get like 5% worse: https://x.com/Bungie_Leaks/status/1637247451882225666

Today, Bungie made a surprise Tweet sounding like a BPD foid with all that "you breached my trust" and "I won't have s*x (secret summits) with you (streamers) until I can trust u again": https://x.com/Destiny2Team/status/1646967503690813441

Coincidentally, around the same time, a big Destiny streamer called Ekuegan made vague and ominous tweets - also sounding like a BPD foid - of basically "YOU'RE not breaking up with ME, I'M breaking up with YOU!!" He ended up 🔒ing the replies like a b-word.

https://x.com/Ekuegan/status/1647254421514928129

Good morning. I don’t think enough about people that have wronged me or situations that have wronged me. I have gotten to a place where I am happy with who I am in life. I personally know the truth , I know who I am and I’m happy knowing it. Only god can judge me

Meditation ❤️

Complete with self-harm too!(?)

https://x.com/Ekuegan/status/1647297350652788738

Punching bag or not, I’ll be here . Time to experience new games .

https://x.com/Ekuegan/status/1647307333226352640

Blessing in Disguise. I see the real ones

Cue Liana "Hippy" Ruppert, a beloved community manager for Bungo and actual BPD foid. She went on to tweet how this deeply affected her and proceeded to argue in her replies:

https://x.com/DirtyEffinHippy/status/1646972800949944320

Sometimes this job hurts. I don’t think people realize how attached to folks we are. As a human, not employee: when that trust is betrayed, it hurts. Same thing when I was a talent manager: it’s hard when you genuinely care. And we do. Please don’t abuse that trust.

We want you to succeed. I’ve seen so many creators lose entire brands because of one decision. If you’re under NDA, no matter the nature, HONOR that. Don’t show your friends, no matter how much you think you can trust them. VALUE yourself, because you’re amazing.

One last thing: we have people that handle this. Please do not try to seek out leakers, attack them, or seek to harm. Let our teams handle these things, it’s part of the job. Your job is to be amazing, be kind, drink water, and absolutely pwn as a Guardian 🤙🏼

She also made a 26-minute long video on this shit

She also got ratioed in her own replies lol

Reddit reacts:

New tweets coming from the Destiny 2 Team twitter suggest the leaker was a community member who leaked info from a community summit (🔒d by jannies)

Paul Tassi, who somehow gets employed by Forbes to write about this one video game, wrote an article on it.

https://x.com/PaulTassi/status/1647283010868314115

This is not a witch hunt, this is reporting. He is the one Bungie has accused of being the leaker. He denies it. Please read the article

Forbes: "The Alleged ‘Destiny 2’ Leaker Is A Well-Known Streamer, And He Denies It Was Him"

Here's a bit of the article:

In a DM conversation with me on Friday night, Ekuegan confirmed that he has been accused of being the source of the leak by Bungie. Ekuegan is a high-profile Destiny 2 streamer and YouTuber who is famous for having run over 6,000 Grandmaster Nightfalls.

Each Grandmaster Nightfall takes ~20 mins to 1:30 to complete. There are 8760 hours in a year.

Here is my experiences with @/GeorgeCGed, please take some time to read through this.https://t.co/0tIcrpS620

— KE6V kryztal ✧ (@kryztal___) April 13, 2023

Collegiate valorant player based in the UK, "KE6V kryztal" posted a 43 page google document about videogame journ*list George Geddes

https://x.com/kryztal___/status/1646547967749267457

The first thing I’d like to say is that this man is 23, I am still pretty newly 18 (turned in December) so while it’s not the biggest age gap in the world, it was slightly weird to me. However, he has been in my Twitter and Snapchat DMs as a form of abusing his power (due to his large following) The reason I put this together is not for the twitter clout or publicityI scrolled trough the document and there is nothing incriminating. Just some neurodivergent trying to flirt, clearly this dude is in.

You can read the google document for yourself but it's a waste of time, it's just some dude failing at flirting and some foid looking for attention. Literally nothing remotely criminal happened.

The moid journo reacts with a rare journ*list W

https://x.com/GeorgeCGed/status/1646951186447192078

r/ValorantCompetitive reacts:

https://old.reddit.com/r/ValorantCompetitive/comments/12lbtkb/allegations_against_george_geddes/

I ain't reading 41 pages but from the first few I read it does just seem like he's a bit of a weirdo but he hasn't done anything illegal or worth publically airing, the fact that she continues the conversation and adds him on Snapchat and doesn't shut him down, while saying in the doc how she has no interest but doesn't actually say that to him. I can't stand George but it does seem like he's just being outed for being weird in DMs, nothing worth trying to cancel the guy and ruin any future careers in Esports over though, maybe theres more to it.

He seems innocent, but not so quickly!

Even before a public thread like this came out, there was a prior tweet noting that George may have done this with girls as young as 15/17 and sometimes persisting even when there is a clear no.

Note that there was no proof posted of any of this. Developing story!

The first thing I’d like to say is that this man is 23, I am still pretty newly 18 (turned in December) so while it’s not the biggest age gap in the world, it was slightly weird to me.

Yep, and stopped reading there

r/Destiny reacts:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/12n46l0/valorant_journ*list_cancelled_for_talking_to_18/

It's all so tiresome.

Another plottwitst

Okay so apparently the journo in question is fat. His twitter pfp is catfish level chicaneries.

According to a PhD in incelogy this was a factor: "Yes thats the thing you are no chad. She would find your behaviour cute if you were a chad. Believe me my chad friends are weider than you still girls throw themselves to them."

Maybe the foid realized he was fat and ugly and then decided to write the document? Who knows!

Relevant family guy clip

final verdict:

CONTEXT 1: What is Suncity

Suncity is South Africa's largest and most expensive Theme Park, as well as vacation resort, Gholf course, International level Consert Stage. The place is big as s**T, and is effectively South Africa's Disney World. It's got giant swimming pools with wave generators, slides, arcades, and beautiful hanging bridge walks. There was even a mini zoo when I was there 13 years ago, though I have no idea if it's still there. Point is, if you haz money to burn, then you strags should visit it. It's one of the primary international Tourist destinations outside of Cape Town, and is even situated right next to Pilanesberg National Park. There's an airport right next to the nearby city of Pilanesberg, and the Johannes International Airport is just 2.5 hours away.

https://www.suninternational.com/events/

https://www.thethemeparkguy.com/park/valley-of-waves/

Speaking of Disney World, remember when Gov DeathSantis of Florida, Burgerland, got into a dispute with Disney? Some woke interns at Disney World started an online spat with DeathSantis about something parental rights, where DeathSantis would ban CRT or something related about grooming kids at school by moral busy bodies in Florida schools, I forgot and it doesnt matter. Point is wokescolds working at Disney pulled in the ire of a powerful man in Florida and tried to use their media influence to butt heads in the upcoming Florida Senate issue votes which DeathSantis championed, and oh boi the SS PanzerFuhrer DeathSantis didn't fricking forget. He retaliated instantly with revoking something called the The Reedy Creek Improvement Act 1967, which the all ready mega-rich monopolistic Disney had successfully lobbied to basically give them bullshit amounts of autonomy, and lack of oversight of everything within the boundaries the massive plot of land on which the Disney Theme Park was physically situated. I'm not sure what the hells this autonomy entails, I think it gives Disney a massive absence of having to pay property taxes, some smart burgers should tell us in the comments.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/desantis-signs-bill-stripping-disney-self-governing-status

Immediately afterwards Disney's stock went to the moon, but like, downwards. Robert Iger, the CEO of Disney quickly stepped into silence those Intern morons who drew the company in such an unnessary spat with an unneeded powerful political enemy

https://www.foxbusiness.com/politics/disney-stock-tumbles-amid-florida-bill-controversy

Especially since things have not been looking too good for Disney, they were bleeding money from their streaming Service Disney+, and their Marvel Soyslop has had falling ratings and viewership ever since COVID lockdown has basically ended globally, and the Disney execs have realized to their horror that their predictions of their viewer growth was only cuz many people were stuck in Lockdown and had nothing better to to. So the

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11729045/Disneys-Bob-Iger-lay-7-000-workers-company-cuts-costs.html

Anyways, sorry back to Sun City. The reason I'm mentioning Disney is to illustrate how corrupt and powerful the Big Mouse Corporation is and how they had abused their wealth since way back when to lobby for absurd monopolistic advantages. Sun City has had a similar set of scandals dating way back into the Apartheid Era.

Basically the newly liberal western nations have started to Sanction the living daylights out of the Union of South Africa, and arranged boycotts around the world of RSA goods and services. Tourism wasn't actually always sanctioned but high profile and famous individuals whom went to SA to vacation were under media fire for indirectly supporting the Apartheid regime. As the international tourism money started to dry up from 1980s onward, places like Sun City would attempt to attract foreign singers/performers with large financial rewards.

And woooo boi was there sneed in the old newspapers of 1980s. I had to dig up some of these sources, as they were originally printed before I was fricking born. But some of the old yank newspapers have digitized their old prints.

https://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/fl-xpm-1985-10-18-8502150565-story.html

A bunch of artists would perform in Sun City: Beach Boys, Frank Sinatra, Elton John, Boney M, and most high Profile of all was Queen. A bunch of soy mucisians went and made an album called Sun City - in which they criticized the regime, and hoped it would dissuade other mucisians to perform in SA in the future.

Here's a waybackmachine captured article, in which Elton John sneeds about other singers not having given a shit and continued to perform in SA

https://web.archive.org/web/20131219073038/http://www.nationmultimedia.com/home/Elton-John-South-Africa-tour-jogs-memories-of-Sun--30061905.html

Here is an article of sneed against Queen whom had performed in Sun City at the high of protests against Aprtheid SA from both within, and from UN nations.

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2005/jan/14/2

https://www.loudersound.com/news/roger-taylor-admits-that-queens-cultural-boycott-breaking-trip-to-apartheid-era-south-africa-was-a-mistake

Basically the sneed for any foreign anglosphere performer who would go to South Africa, would be garenteed to perform in Sun City cuz it was one of the most prestigious and high profile places in the country, this sneed could continue until the National Party regime collapsed and, RSA somehow miraculously peacefully transitioned into a Democracy. By the way did u read the above picture and saw the name Bantustan? Now THAT will require a Loooooooooooooong post on its own to fully grasp, but basically, in the very early stages of when Apartheid was considered in 1910s, before the Boer republics would be incorporated wit Natal and the Cape provinces as a Union of South Africa, there was alot of unironic support (among black people/im not lying) for a Federation of Separate but equal race-based states in South Africa. The Transvaal and Free State would be an afrikaner state, the Cape English, the Matabeles homelands of North-west Province of today would be for Sothos, Limpopo north would be for Pedis, the north part of Kwazulu-Natal and Mpapumalanga would be for Zulus, the Southern part of Kwazulu-Natal would be for Xhosas, and Lesotho would be for Sothos. It was an ambitious plan with unironic non bigoted intent, but the road heck is often paved with good intentions.

Outside of Lesotho, which was a mountainous dirtball with no resources, all of the other provinces were heavily contested, people lived in mixed cities, and the Homelands of various provinces and proposed segregated lands were not equal in water sources, hunting game or the very important value like the gold and platinum of Gauteng. This is where the stories of black people forcibly relocated by the Apartheid regime comes from, the true cruelty of Apartheid was that while many ethnic chieftans and indigenous black peeps were in favour of a Federation of Race States (it would mean equal say for them in SA parliament), many more were not, cuz people wanted to live for example in the proposed "white" cities like Pretoria and Joburg close to their families, and imaginary lines would frick with their way of life, including their capacity to for example to obtain good jobs next to the mining towns in Gauteng.

The 1st world war arrived, and our Commnwealth overlords suddenly found themselves under astronomical pressure to cut this shit back, so that a united South African colony/Commonwealth state could oppose the Krauts whom were right on SA's doorstep with another colony: Namibia! So this created a timebomb where instead of gradual agreement between the black and white races, there would be a sudden push and shock of throwing people together in admin regions which bread resentment and envy. When the South African Union was declared autonomous in 1926, (because bongland was now in cripplingly bad financial situation post WW1 their most expensive war in history, and couldn't afford to rule personally over all its colonies like Canada and New Zealand). Suddenly overnight the populations of the post Boer republics, the afrkaners were the post powerful demographic faction. Racism still reigned amongst the white population, and the Bongs still held the boers as a higher race than that of blacks. The afrikaners were still enormously destitute and poor even 20 years past the Anglo-Boer war, and over time they would lobby SA parliament to divide the lands in their favour, too r-slurred to realize they're fricking over the black races of SA by giving them their Historic homelands which by 1930s was empty of the wild game it used to have, and had not empowering resources of gold and coal and platinum of Gauteng. Ten years later they would enact Apartheid officially under the Verwoerd regime, and black men like Walter Sizulu and Nelson Mandela would start their long campaign to oppose the National Party regime.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bophuthatswana

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bantustan

Right so why am i talking about this crap? One of the black Homelands would be Bantustan, and a few of the reasons why black people supported Segregation was that many of the chieftans of these places would find themselves in control and supported by the racist National Party gov. So paradoxically some of the black tribes would support the Racist regime, as it backed their claim to the homeland, at the expense of other tribes whom also had claims to the same places, similar to how the British divided up India easily by supporting a select few of the Rajas' claim to various provinces, and holding the places with only a tiny army.

Sun City would pay the local leaders of the regions that Sun City inhabited a stipend, because that meant that Sun City was located in a Black Homeland, a regions which the Apartheid regime wouldn't tax. It's not a one to one comparison to Disney, but the similarity is that Sun City has been in a state of controversy forever since it has evaded a metric shitload of taxes by being thick as thieves with both the Local Bantustan leaders, as well as the provincial & national government which it had lobbied for since its founding in 1979. The dramatic drama for Sun City is that the new Democratic RSA under the ANC and Mandela found themselves in a tightrope of drama since they had promised to all of their black constituents to uphold many claims to Black Homelands and allow their return from which they had been forcibly relocated by the Aprtheid regime. This meant that Mandela would draft parliamentary acts which enabled the Chieftans to retain levels of autonomy within RSA, and that the RSA provincials govs could not change lands marked as Homelands without input from their inhabitants through reverendums. You can search for these acts if u give a shit

This crap is enourmously complicated but the summary that matters is that Sun City would basically retain its Disney levels of autonomy by continuing to work with Bantustan local leaders and provincial leaders, and not being under the full juristiction of RSA laws. This will become important later in the story.

CONTEXT 2: Who are the Guptas

https://www.aljazeera.com/features/2018/3/27/investigating-south-africas-mire-of-gupta-linked-corruption

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-48980964

https://www.enca.com/news/rise-and-fall-gupta-empire

I have no idea where to begin with the Guptas. To fully describe them would take 10 consecutive longposts holy hells. They have effectively pilfered South Africa coffers under president Jacob Zuma, our unmatchedly most corrupt leader in our short time as a Democratic Nation. The astounding breathtaking horrifying amount of tax money stolen by these men, and the corruption they have caused is soul shattering. It is believed by many that as much as 1 out of every 3 Rands generated by annual taxation in South Africa was stolen and cooked by these men, under the tenure and enablement of Jacob Zuma. The amount of damage that they have wrought to us in not quantifiable. It is a fricking horror show.

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2019/03/how-the-gupta-brothers-hijacked-south-africa-corruption-bribes

These guys would cut corners on safety of every business they got their claws on, and slash pensions left and right. They were the most steriotypical billionaire villain on those Soviet propaganda posters imaginable.

The article is very good and worth your time.

Jacob Zuma was an anti-apartheid freedom fighter and hero for his Zulu voting base. But Zuma himself was such a corrupt motherlover he can consist of 10 kaamrev Longposts and still not be fully covered. It's sufficient to say that he sold the very ground beneath his loyal zulu people, quite literally in fact when he basically swindled the Kwazulu-Natal mining resources and public companies in the hands of the Guptas, with vert little of that generated mining wealth having found its way into the hands of the poor and impoverished Zulu and Xhosa peoples.

CONTEXT 3: South Africans become aware of the existence of the Guptas

Back in 2013, 10 years ago, our fat frick friends, the Guptas would abuse their awe-inspiring influence of RSA government and systems, to arrange a Wedding in Sun City. This would be the most extravagant wedding ever held in known South African history. 200 of some of the richest Indians on earth would be flown to Johannesburg and driven to Sun City, alongside movie stars from India and Brazil. The entire Sun City would be booked for 2 weeks, venues that were build to hold between 10 000 - 20 000 people would be booked for these super rich 200 people. It would would be such a gratuitous display of obscene wealth in the impoverished RSA that we would have no choice but to finally notce this corruption in our midst

The guests were not flown into Joburg Oliver Thambo airport, or Pilanesberg airport, oh nononono! That's what poors do to arrive in a country. Instead they would arrive/land into Waterkloof - one of our most famous military airbases. Our MILITARY airbases. This would tip off many shitloads of RSA journ*lists later. These frickers would them be ferried to Sun City via a small fleet of hellicopters and Land Rovers. Real Safari like. They had official govermental secret service escort vehicles and military security. South African police would cordon off highways to allow the smooth travels from Joburg to Sun City - not even ministers have ever had entire fricking highways without warning or organization closed for them. South Africans would stand awestruck and confused as a gargantuan convoy of military, police vehicles and Land Rovers would speed past them, breaking speed laws with impunity. Never had we seen such a display of disrespect for the common civilian traffic. Ministers would sometimes speed in places like Joburn with few escort and official gov vehicles - but that would consist a meagre convoy of like 3-4 vehicles. You need to understand dramastrags. Entire cities were cordoned off for a few hours so that a mega convoy of like 100 vehicles could speed past like madmen while saffers just gaped in bewilderment.

https://mg.co.za/article/2013-06-03-traffic-cops-admit-escorting-guests-at-gupta-wedding/

https://mg.co.za/article/2013-05-04-police-posse-arrested-for-allegedly-escorting-gupta-guests/

https://www.news24.com/news24/gupta-police-officers-paid-overtime-for-wedding-report-20150430

Later many of the corrupt officers and their cronies would be arrested for taking Gupta bribes to have enabled such a travesty, they flew way to close to the sun (city hehe) and their corruption was too obvious to let slide when the entire Capital of Joburg saw such an obscene display enabled by our police forces.

A famous and legendary reporter Barry Bateman rush like a bloodhound to Waterkloof military airport, knowing a story on the horizon, the commanders there looked very stupid when they couldn't answer why foreigners were allowed in our top secret national key point facilities. Later after the wedding controvesy was headlines in RSA for weeks the airport commanders would offer pathetic excuses like: The permissions were applied for and granted to the Indian High Commission and not the family. These rights can be applied for by any foreign embassy. The SADF high command would deny ever having given permission to any foreign dignitary, meaning that local fricking commanders must have enabled this shit. The scandal would rage - how the frick does the SADF NOT know what aircraft was going in and out of their airports??

https://www.enca.com/south-africa/confusion-reigns-guptas-land-waterkloof

Bateman would immediately tweet "#GuptaWedding, and once saffers realized what was ongoing, it would be the most retweeted # at that moment in time in RSA history, within just the span of a feww days. The incredible arrogance with which the Guptas answered inquiries by reporters the following days and weeks, would agrravate the shit out of the public.

Remember the Bantustan we talked about earlier? Because Sun City was without the oversight of a Provincial government, it allowed the Guptas to basically hijack much of its services, and had enabled them to use Sun City as a vacation spot by bribing the local Chieftans since they grew their oily tendrils into South Africa's systems and government. Their grotesque display of power and wealth would genuinely have gone unnoticed, if their arrogant wedding had never caught the public eye. Al all that shit in the Bantustan cultural homeland, no oversight, no rules, no repercussions.

CONTEXT 4: The Wedding

If you strags thought the appropriation of national military resources to dunk on RSA poors weren't enough, then what followed next would bussy blast the South African public. You guys see, Indians are kind off mega racist against black peeps, both in India and RSA. Since the majority of racism sneed in RSA is between blacks and whites, their bigotry is often overlooked by the black public until they are usually turbo cucked by a racist indian chad who refuses to let to them, or refuse to to business, to stalk them in the stores in an obvious display of distrusting black pees as thieves compared to white customers. And the sneed that follows is usually glorious, but since the South african laws tend to be retrofitted to be only account for white racism, the black peeps tend to be cucked by their own stupidity.

The Guptas and their ilk were no different, and among the shitload of drama that would dominate about this wedding on RSA news, would be that the Guptas insisted on only having white staff serve them during their wedding at Sun City. They had refused to have any of those gross icky black peeps touch their food plates and serve their meals. It was so profoundly obscene to have corrupt black policemen and military commanders cuckingly accept bribes by men unwilling to even touch their "filthy subhuman" hands . The indian guests also went full turbo indian mode and had insisted on having "pretty white ladies" be their waitresses and hostesses

https://www.news24.com/news24/guptaleaks-emails-offer-further-proof-of-gupta-racist-attitudes-20170609

https://ewn.co.za/2017/06/09/guptaleaks-further-proof-of-guptas-racist-attitudes

Both Sun City and the feast-companies that worked there during the Gupta wedding would come under fire by the press and public as the bloodhound RSA journ*lists would sniff out the contracts which the Guptas had had prior to the wedding at Sun City, and in it the terms and conditions of these catering-companies clearly agreed to the Guptas' demands of "confirms the provision of all Caucasian staff, with the majority of the waiters and a few of the butlers being female staff" LMOA

They also found that the wedding for Sun City had cost 100 Million rands, a sum which usually took about two years for Sun City to generate. Journ*lists also found internal emails that the Gupta wedding guests had called black security guards "monkeys" on several occasions when the guards didn't respond immediately, not understanding as english wasn't their local language. The gaurds did however understand monkey and would complain to Sun City, whom would sweep it under the rugs.

https://www.iol.co.za/news/south-africa/gauteng/more-gupta-white-wedding-claims-1514240

To top it all of with a cherry on the top - our Indian friends were so cheap that the waiters were expected to work 12-hour shifts and would be transported by bus to the event, they were to be paid about R20 to R25 an hour, well below the standard rate.

CONCLUSION:

As I said, this wedding would be the Guptas' fall from flying too close to the sun, and too arrogantly displaying their wealth and contempt for the South African black public. For like the whole next year of 2013-2014, the news would be dominated by story after article after story as the public and journ*lists uncovered and untangled the sheer web of corruption that Jacob Zuma and the Guptas had entangled RSA in. And the horror of our lost tax wealth would begin the undoing of Jacob Zuma.

The grave irony in all of this is that despite the scandals of the Guptas, Jacob Zuma's wingcucked Zulu voting base would consistently remain loyal to the man, despite the fact that he had sold out their wealth, their resources, and their very dignity. He knew the Gupta Indians were racist and had contempt for him even as they shook hands, but the wealth and bribery they brought to him and the Zuma family was worth it for his avarice. Even as the black public saw how much Zuma had enabled and allowed the racist Guptas to step upon his Xhosa and Zulu people's faces, Zuma and his cronies would be doormats for them all the way, and the zulu public would be doormats for Zuma all the way.

https://www.reuters.com/world/africa/south-african-police-arrest-27-over-protests-linked-zuma-jailing-2021-07-10/

Even as far as 2021, when Zuma refused arrest for his corruption, and inflamed his zulu base to go full riot mode, they still followed him in spite how much he had directly destroyed their infrastructure with his direct and indirect corruption. It is truly an astonishment

The Guptas Wedding was a watershed moment for RSA, because whenever Zuma's corruption prior to 2013 would be brought to light by his political opponents like the DA and FF, he would instill racial tension and inflame emotions towards apartheid and whites. The Gupta wedding forced wingcuck black peeps that have always hidden behind the Apartheid excuses for their chosen leaders' poor performance to accept, kicking and screaming, that their leaders have done as much damage to their wellbeing and living standards as Apartheid itself had.

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Greetings Dramatards!

It's been stage 6 Loadshedding this fricking week, so I've been very unproductive at work, cuz we've had between 4-6 fricking hours of no power each day. I literally sometimes just sit at the office like a baboon waiting for the power to come on. Our glorious Free State communist leaders were very wise when they used up all our Power Station coal reserves so that they could party uninterrupted during Easter Weekend, now we have to make up for the short fall with a much higher than average power-cutting cuz we used up our Province's allotted coal rations, I'm literally not joking. Luckily, our Capybara overlord coded a much superior site than Preddit, and the Create Post feature saves all your shit before posting, so i can take forever to vomit out wordsoup, and search articles. Typing on my phone is a pain in my butt.

Today I wanna talk about the infamous Clicks Racist Shampoo ad of 2020. Clicks is a Pharmacy chain in South Africa, and filled a niche pretty quickly after public healthcare pharmacies went to the gutter pretty quick once the ANC had their tendrils all over it. Clicks is a pretty good store chain and I get all my glue for sniffing from them. Back in September 2020, the draconian Lockdowns were slowly lifting, after thoroughly destroying the South African economy, and obliterating industry sectors like Restaurant business, in spite of proof that COVID was not even remotely as deadly as advertised, especially against south africans, compared to geriatric 99 year old crippled Italian geezers.

https://gdc.unicef.org/resource/coronavirus-africa-five-reasons-why-covid-19-has-been-less-deadly-elsewhere

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-53998374

https://news.sky.com/story/covid-19-in-africa-why-is-the-death-rate-so-low-12236347

It's a story for another Longpost, but so many people were surprised at the fact that South Africans were effectively almost immune compared to their European peers, especially against places like Italy where ambulances had to ferry mountains of bodybags from Rome to cremate en masse - during the 1st 2 months of COVID's explosive spread across the globe. Meanwhile south africans in shanty towns were were licking doorknobs and parting in Shabeen clubs and ignoring State lockdown warnings left and right, and ...... not dying like flies? Why Styven Why

I'll tell you the open secret, basically the healthcare and sanitary conditions of places like Europe are so high that people live much longer lives that they would have, had they been born in places like South Africa were the environment is much more harsh, we are practically near zero good public healthcare, and basically drink raw unfiltered swage like REAL MEN. Basically the wheat had already been seperated from the chaff, and natural selection had already run its course. So when COVID came, most people whom were like 60+ old were those whom had the most robust immune systems on a national scale. Meanwhile places like Italy, with one of the highest elderly populations on Earth, and with a fragile population that has basically been kept alive solely through obescene healthcare, fell over like sandcastles the moment a more deadly than average virus ravaged their ranks. In summary: Euros weak 👎 , Africa Stronk! 💪

Anyways uhm, so in August 2020, the last of many of the harshest lockdowns were being lifted after 6 months, and it became apparent that the very poor South Africa would desperately need to reactive all of its economic sectors so as not to completely collapse. Many businesses were desperate, even big chains like CLicks, so had started to shit out heaploads of funky quirky ads to lock in lots of peeps as quickly as possible to recuperate their customer base to pre-COVOD levels. So they hired wingnuts to create ads.

And oh boiii, did we get an explosive front row seat to national drama when a galaxy brain intern thought it a good idea to create an ad featuring Black woman's hair as being the before Image of those weight loss Verimark swindler crap, and Hwite woman as the after perfected image result!

https://www.wdkx.com/world-news-protests-in-south-africa-over-racists-shampoo-advertisement/

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-54102625

Very soon many black South African moral busybodies, including the ever infamous EFF and Julias Malema, were protesting & trashing Clicks' shops nationwide. The lockdown had been long, and peeps had energy they needed to expend. The biggest r-sluration was that the stupidity involved here was that Black protestors were destroying Clicks shops, but that the ad wasn't actually MADE by clicks! It was another private company from overseas who created the shampoo, Clicks only housed the brand in their shop lmoa. A bunch of shops got destroyed or firebombed

https://www.unilever.co.za/news/press-releases/2020/tresemme-south-africa-apology-on-recent-images-published-on-clicks-website/

Of course the TRESemme shampoo company apologized like cucks and pulled the specific brand of offending shampoo, and was we'll make it up to you guys, we'll donate 10k p*ssy pads, plz buy our junk

A bunch of libtards were crying crocodile tears about how terrible this intention DEGRADATION OF BLACK WOMAN's dignity

Our old friend Juju Malema would insert himself into the controversy and add fuel to the fire before Clicks corporate heads could even respond, and started shouting about how this systemic racism wouldn't stand by validating destroying Clicks' shops, again ins spite of the fricking fact that Clicks were NOT responsible for making the ad.

No matter how much non r-slur journolasts tried to set the record straight, black peeps were and nothing could contain their indignity! The protestors demanded the Clicks chain shut down their shops for at least 5 days so that they would lose revenue. The other 90% of Clicks stores not being trashed ignored them because they were pharmacies for people who needed medecine. Watch the video - the stupidity is astonishing.

Some U-tube indignity by the r-slurred commenters of the above video.

@Allende

Putin was intending to keep the Invasion of Ukraine secret for as long as possible - especially to the West. That's because there was disagreement within the NATO factions about whether Russian aggression was actually real, or another intimidation tactic. The USA, UK and the baltic states (Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania) were absolutely convinced that Russia was on the eve of planning an invasion. And in fact the CIA was so fricking accurate, they were only a few hours off, almost a week before the invasion actually began.

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/02/25/us-intel-predicted-russias-invasion-plans-did-it-matter.html

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/feb/24/us-uk-intelligence-russian-invasion-ukraine

In contrast, other key members of NATO, namely the key "continental leaders" of Germany and France was not convinced Russia's threats were credible. Even Ukraine themselves were not cnvinced. Part of the reason why Germany and France didn't take Burgerland warnings seriously, was still the decades long shadow casted by the Iraq war deceit under the Bush administration, when USA officials overplayed their hands in talking about about WMDs with basically zero proof, as just cause for operation Iraqi Freedom.

https://carnegieeurope.eu/strategiceurope/89321

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/show/the-long-lasting-impact-of-the-u-s-invasion-of-iraq

Back in 2021 September there was also an additional source of doubt for the Europeans such as Germany and Frogland. USA intelligence estimated dire warnings that internal dissent in the Afganistan burger-backed government could collapse in as little as 6 months if the last of US armed forces began withdrawing for the last time. This was intended as warning that the Afganistan nation building efforts had not been enough to unify the various different tribes into one state.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/afghan-government-could-fall-within-six-months-of-us-military-withdrawal-new-intelligence-assessment-says/2021/06/24/42375b14-d52c-11eb-baed-4abcfa380a17_story.html

https://www.wsj.com/articles/afghan-government-could-collapse-six-months-after-u-s-withdrawal-new-intelligence-assessment-says-11624466743

https://www.aa.com.tr/en/asia-pacific/intel-report-says-afghan-government-to-collapse-6-months-after-us-exit/2283470

Hilariously as we now know in hindsight, even these deliberately dire warnings were in fact retroactively wildly optimistic in hindsight, considering we saw the Afghan nation evaporate within just 2 fricking weeks. With international news showing desperate afghan peeps literally hanging on to USA plane tires as they took off and fell to their deaths.

Hilariously, an even more dire prediction of the Afghan collapse by Reuters-sourced intelligence reports ended up a month prior to the September collapse, by overestimating afghan by another month.

https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/taliban-could-isolate-kabul-30-days-takeover-90-us-intelligence-2021-08-11/

Point is France + Germany were left to wonder what made the accuracy of this new Burger 3-letter-agencies Invasion warnings more accurate, if they could have been so stunningly wrong about Afghan. I mention this backstory because for Putin it was important to keep the charade going as long as he could to upkeep secrecy as he massed forces/ammunition, prepared for hoarding Russian assets away from places that Euros couldn't harm in the anticipation of sanctions in response to Ukraine invasion. The idea as we now know, was to obtain a lightning quick victory over Ukraine, before the West could even respond even if the Western Nations had the will to, similar as to the successful taking over of Crimea and Donestk in 2014.

This secrecy worked. Despite US/UK intelligence continiously updating the clumsy russian attempts at subterfuge, few people took organizations like the CIA seriously when they were overwhelmingly the most accurate at predicting the eventual invasion, and the prior preparation.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/interactive/2022/ukraine-road-to-war/

https://www.rferl.org/a/russia-ukraine-invasion-predictions-wrong-intelligence/32275740.html

The biggest cuck in all of this shitshow was our ooold friend, King Frog Macron . Macron worked pretty hard at attempting diplomacy and negotiations with Putin up untill two weeks prior to the actual Invasion. Macron Travelled to Moscow on 7 February to attempt negotiations, still under the Illusions that Russia was posturing for concessions or something. In spite of the balkans telling him he's wasting his time, and that Putin was taking him for a ride, and that this time, the military drills were for real.

https://www.reuters.com/world/russia-plays-down-hope-breakthrough-ahead-macron-putin-talks-2022-02-07/

https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/frances-macron-flies-moscow-high-risk-diplomatic-mission-2022-02-06/

https://www.france24.com/en/europe/20220207-live-macron-in-moscow-in-push-for-diplomatic-solution-to-mounting-ukraine-crisis

It's from this meeting where the famous Long Table meme between Macron and Putin came from

https://www.rferl.org/a/putin-macron-long-table/31699111.html

The greatest part of Macron's delusions of grandeur - that he was trying to make himself as the continental diplomatic leader against the tyrant - was that when Macron called Putin two weeks later on 20 February for a final shot at diplomacy, Putin ended the call early so he could go play Icy Hocky. I'm not joking lmoa

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10959263/I-wanted-play-ice-hockey-Putin-dismissive-Macron-footage-talks-invasion.html

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2022/06/27/vladimir-putin-told-emmanuel-macron-would-rather-play-ice-hockey/

https://www.scmp.com/news/world/europe/article/3183048/call-reveals-russias-putin-told-macron-he-wanted-play-ice-hockey

The very next day on 21 Feb Putin would sign papers authorizing the Invasion, and 3 days later the Russians would assault Ukraine from 3 different directions.

But this is where the shitshow began for the orcs began. By keeping the Invasion secret for so long, Putin had effectively kept large portions of his own military and civillian high command in the dark as well, until the last moments to catch Ukraine in ultimate surprise. Many of Putin's generals would be under the impression just like Germany and France, that the military excercises on Ukraine's border to be nothing more than another annual intimidation tactic, and that they weren't ACTUALLY going to fricking invade.

But Burgerland High command was under no such illusions. Even way back as far as November 2021, Biden Admin sent CIA director William Burns to Moscow, to warn the frickers that Burgerland was prepared to respond to any invasion in a headload of ways, such sending Holols a metric frickton of weapons, keeping the country afloat financially, and and would go economically nuclear with sanctions. In summary: a very strongly worded letter of zero consequence.

https://edition.cnn.com/2021/11/05/politics/bill-burns-moscow-ukraine/index.html

https://www.reuters.com/world/russian-us-officials-holding-talks-turkey-kommersant-2022-11-14/

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2022/11/14/cia-director-meets-russian-counterpart-in-ankara

But what wasn't quite noted at the time and would be revisited later by other "war-hobbyists" (straggy armchair generals), until retroactively past the Invasion, and past April 2022, when it became apparent that the Russian forces would NOT be taking Kiev with their mediocre combat performances, was the absolute fantastic reaction of the Russian Secretary of the Security Council Nikolai Patrushev. He's one of the top guys to plausible take over should Putin kick the bucket.

After rattling off the consequences of what NATO would do if Putin was a naughty naughty boy, Burns would stop mid-sentence to look at the absolute state of stupified shock of his peer Nikolai. Burns would realize that Nikolai was not in on the big secret Invasion plans. I would have given my left nut to have been a fly on that wall, and see that fricking conversation play out. The look of sheer bewilderment as his burger counterpart tells him how much cone shaped objects that they plan on shoving upwards.

https://www.foreignaffairs.com/ukraine/what-russia-got-wrong-moscow-failures-in-ukraine-dara-massicot

This wasn't just a once off experience, USA secretary of State, Antony Blinkin, had the exact same impression. Blinkin was touring Europe in January 2022 because of the war in mind. He would go to Kiev in the 19th to suck off his Ukranian counterpart, then gtfo back to Geneva in Jan 21. There Antony would meet Russian Minister of Foreign Affairs, Segey (gay lol) Lavrov. blinkin

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/01/21/russia-ukraine-crisis-blinken-urges-lavrov-to-pull-troops-from-border.html

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2022/1/21/blinken-lavrov-meet-on-soaring-ukraine-tensions-liveblog

https://www.npr.org/2022/01/21/1074684145/us-russia-ukraine-talks-lavrov-blinken

After 2 hours of grilling the Foreign Minister, Blinkin was like wtf - this guy is talking in circles. Blinkin would leave the conference not sure "who between the two of them was more uninformed of Putin's intentions"

So 6 months later, June 2022, with Russia's failed invasion to Ukraine, and the Russian army's reputation forever in the gutter after their failure to take on the much much smaller and weaker holhols army

And since the Russian high commanders were under the impression that they were in Belarus for merely exercising, and that the usual russian corruption way of life was still on the table, many Russian generals would falsify reports about the state of battle readiness. Common troops would steal petrol for money. Depot commanders would sell off needed equipment, not realizing an ACTUAL INVASION was just a few months away. The corruption in the russian army was so rife and thorough that even CIA spies could not properly determine the state of the Russian armed forces, because virtually almost fricking all of the reports were falsified, or overwhelmingly optimistic regarding the equipment and training state of the average private.

https://sites.tufts.edu/wpf/files/2018/05/Russian-Defense-Corruption-Report-Beliakova-Perlo-Freeman-20180502-final.pdf

And so from the bottom up, russian troops and their leaders would have no idea that the chronic corruption and theft of their shit would impact their invasion, and Putin believing his own propaganda, and having no true understanding of the dilapidated state of his once proud army which he had allowed chronic corruption to fester, since all the reports from the lowest private would escalate to General and Field Marshal level, giving the entire Russian High command an absolute false understanding of their shortcomings.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/ukraine-invasion-russian-troops-stalled-north-of-kyiv-running-out-of-gas-food

To put into illustration how FUBAR the corruption crippled the invasion, was when the famous 40km long russian convoy from Belarus to Ukraine stalled midway because the russian fricking ran out of petrol for all their trucks, tanks, and APCs in after a mere halfway point between the 150km drive from Belarus border to Kiev outskirts. Like wtf all the military experts would say. Russian tech isn't THAT fuel hungry?! It came out later that literally up until a week prior to the invasion, troops and commanders would pilfer the fuel reserves for personal gain, not knowing - once again -that an ACTUAL INSVASION was dated for the next week. They would sell the fuel to Belarus civilians, and pocket the money, then cook the books and accounts. So when Ukraine-invasion D-day arrived, the top commanders would send their blitskrieg convoys at full speed, only for them to literally stall at halfway to Kiev realizing their entire fricking convoy was out of fricking gas, and that they would have to ferry in more shit all the way back from rea echelon bases while they sat idle like morons in wheatfields, giving the Ukranians more than ample time to prepare tank traps, and construct defenses

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1572306/Kyiv-invasion-Ukraine-Russia-soldiers-tanks-fuel-Vladimir-Putin-latest-news-vn

Hilariously Ukrainian civilians would mock ruskie troops standing in the middle of the local town squares like foolish baboons, and post it on Social media.

So just to summarize: Putin plans mega secret invasion, but keeps it so top secret a great deal of his own High Command literally doesn't know the Invasion is actually happening until D-day to surprise Ukrainians. This backfires as his turbo corrupt army used to pilfering their taxpayers in peacetime, continues to do so right up until the moment of the invasion, not realizing that the Invasion is for realz, because again the Special Military Operation is top tippy secret. Putin and Co doesnt understand that his army's state of readiness is so beyond bad, because the corrupt army officials falsify reports all the way up to the Kremlin, and the dipshits falsifying reports dont realize they will reap their punishment for lying about their state of readiness with their deaths, and so on and on

Dramatards! This was the greatest comedy of r-slurations I've ever witnessed in my lifespan!

Hi dramafriends

I really appreciate all the love and support you offered for my very first effortpost, and I’d like to show my love back to you with an audience request!! This one comes from @lain who very kindly suggested I look at /r/ShrugLifeSyndicate in my quest to discover and document the mentally deranged who feel the need to post their secret esoteric knowledge on a public board for everyone to see

My findings down this avenue of research have been exciting, and the inevitable rabbit hole dug out for me by the chemically unstable is staggering in depth! Previously I simply memorized the names of notable subs and powerschizos but I’m going to have to start writing my findings down in a comprehensive list!

Enjoy!

r/ShrugLifeSyndicate

The subreddit in question at first glance appears like one of those quirky “teehee random string of words and assumptions if you don’t get it get on my level” subs like /r/fifthworldproblems. The sidebar seems to suggest as much:

“ZOMG teh kitten of reality is incomprehensible ”

I pried my eyes away from the sidebar however and looked at the posts simply by judging the posts by their titles, nothing seemed to change about my opinion; they were all wacky and lelz, stuff like “I’m a cyborg” and “Return to nature.” Yet, looking at the bodies of the posts, these people seem more like… less volatile schizos, yet schizos nonetheless. They had been found!

The closest thing I could come up for as a description of this sub is as if the had started a support group in the asylum for the less violent inmates who do finger painting and shit, and then told them to create some kind of general life philosophy, which they tackle with much enthusiasm but little to no coherent ideology or cooperation. It’s like if Jordan Peterson was a bipolar foid.

You know, posts like this and this. Neither post has broken the 20 comment threshold yet however, and like s reacting to , the more comments the better. Schizos love to both circlejerk and try to inject their wild on-the-spot theories into any discussion with enough like-minded people. It's like their breeding grounds or something, and I intend to exploit these nests to their fullest extent

In looking for more comment-rich posts, I stumbled upon this. Not too rich with comments, so slim pickings here but a few did stand out:

So the takeaway is that any day can be a new beginning. It's kind of comforting. We are our own worst enemies. To know our enemy is to love them. We have to love something in order to be able to let it go. I have a hard time letting go. I have to get better.

You know that film stereotype where crazies will just start talking to themselves with nobody around, rationalizing things to themselves? Well, it's true. It reminds me of the splicers from Bioshock lmao

There is nothing blemishing about destroying a false or old part of yourself. It's no different than a plant that stops feeding portions of itself that have become useless. While you may grow through asking questions most folks go through a "mid life crisis" or some other event that tends to change the way they view things.

Hey this sounds like pretty basic self improvem-

Some folks have psychosis and others intentionally cross the Abyss.

House Edgy has declined to comment

This is all pretty mid rizzless drama, no cap But I promise you, it gets better

links links links

more fricking links

( DRAMA BEGINS ) lol wtf this is like less than 1% of it. Far from even close to complete. It's a fricking joke how many people are thanking you lol.

You seem upset.

the amount of work i've put in just to see this bullshit get thanks. give me a fricking break

What's the problem?

fricking degenerates on this idiotic subreddit get hundreds of upmarseys for posting ridiculous bullshit, while I slave my butt off in university, distribute shit that's 10 times more valuable, and this r-slur make a post called "largest compilation of psychedelic research on reddit" while it's literally a list of about 10 bullshit articles any loser could find through google.

what a fricking joke

Shit like this makes me lose faith in humanity

When I see a man kicking a wall and complaining his toe hurts, I can do little but feel sorry for him.

It's hard to argue that the people who manage this sub are idiotic when this one move by one of us brought in 80 subscribers in a single day. Objective reality is objective.

Have you ever tried alternating your strategy? Distributing information across a network has less to do with the content of the information but rather the marketing strategy employed and a bit of luck.

Kicking a wall?

You brought in 80 subscribers to /r/shurglifesyndicate. lmao. and you think that's an accomplishment. you hold this sub in high regards for what it is

hahahaha

Don't worry I actually get paid to study psychedelics

tl;dr: druggie posts the science about shrooms and unicel seethes.

Honestly, the drama was fun but by this point I'm starting to think the sub is more for people who think they are schizos than actual schizos. I don't know how sadder an existence could be but go off kween I was ready to give up... but then, the schizofoid goldmine appeared.

A schizo for the eons

This is Afoolfortheeons, who has quickly shot up to number one on my schizo watchlist because of how shamelessly she talks about her real life online. First off, for all you s coming in to my thread to say

>"Woman"

can check their cis privilege at the door This is a valid friendly thread, and if my new favorite schizo identifies as female then she is female, no buts. Besides, everything she does is foidbrained anyway so I think we're looking at a bona fide schizobiofoid. What are those things, you ask? Well my fellow dramatard, ask and you shall receive.

The aspiring novelist

The schizobiofoid in question has a pinned post on her profile--but not just a post! A BOOK. Well, the first ten chapters of a book, anyways. And by god is it the most insufferable book I have ever pretended to skim. I know I should be more comprehensive with my research but it's late Besides, the first paragraph actually makes me want to rip my hair out:

The bus went up outta Florida, leaving Miami behind as a distant memory. I still don't know if I miss it or if I'm suffering from some sadistic style of subtle Stockholm Syndrome. Ooh, alliteration right outta the gate! That's a sign this is going to be a good story. But, if we can just pretend I didn't just break the fourth wall in the third sentence of this book, I would say that I switched buses a number of times as I traversed the lower half of the east coast. It was a hassle being beholden to Greyhound's schedule, but having traveled this far down the line, it all feels like one long ride between worlds that can't compare to each other in the slightest.

The book in question, which appears to be a masturbatory autobiography, is titled: Of Vic and Vince: A Story About Love, the CIA, and Schizoaffective Shenanigans. Honestly, if I saw that at my local bookstore my eyes would either glaze over or pop out of my skull but even if I did take a whimsical interest I would burn the book as soon as she began talking about fricking Reddit of all things.

...it confirmed that my friend Vince was real, which in hindsight was a silly thing to worry about, as I had met him once before at the first Shrug Life Syndicate gathering.

IRL REDDIT MEETUP

My brain might be a runaway train at times, but over the years I've learned to embrace the Shrug Life. That's a bit of philosophy our gaggle of weirdos on Reddit adheres to. When life gives you lemons, just roll your shoulders and accept what is.

Part of me wants to offer a 500DC bounty for writing a synopsis of the book with highlights but the other part of me wants to read it myself and offer it to you fine people for free Besides, I want to keep my DC although if one of you beats me to it I suppose I might have to...

But if you think that ten chapters is all this lady has to offer then boy howdy are you wrong! Her final draft has been written!!

The hopeless romantic

Turns out I was wrong about the foid thing! In this post our subject refers to himself as Victorious, as opposed to the book draft made about a month before when he referred to himself as Victoria.

Place your bets now!

- 9 votes

- 6 votes

Multiple Personalities - 36 votes

Regardless, he's been posting nonstop for the past day about how he lost some broad who couldn't handle his schizochad style

Like this

I met a woman on Reddit some time ago. We became quick friends and lovers. We were so much alike, but different too; perfect complements of each other. As a schizoaffective and neurodivergent person, that's effing rare!

I've noticed something about this guy, how he constantly tells everyone that he's schizoaffective and neurodivergent, and how he needs to inject Reddit into his conversation constantly Honestly I don't mind, it just made him easier to find.

He serenades his lost love

In this post xhey refer to zemself as Victoria again--honestly I can't keep this shit straight so I'm just gonna use valid pronouns from now on Come on, facedoxx already so @kongbu can clock you for me.

Xey look for love on /r/polyamoryR4R where sxhe refers to faeself as "T4R", so we do have a confirmed on our hands. Yes, you may now upmarsey

More sadposting but unsuccessfully played off as stoicpilled. Honestly this reeks of desperation so I recommend reading it but it's a post so I don't want to copy the whole thing here.

I'm honestly too tired to continue watching the wreck--but I'm gonna keep a watchlist Perhaps xey were right and the CIA will take notice of my work here, documenting the online postings of their prime target. I might get the Medal of Freedom or I might just wake up with four bullets in the back of my head, who knows?

BONUS TRAIN

This is randomevenings, who uh,...

Well...

Anyway, not really a schizo, but found the account through /r/ShrugLifeSyndicate, the home base of our aspiring novelist above. I know that's what you guys like anyway

A tearful goodbye

And so, I must take my leave of you once more my friends. The bowels of schizoreddit call to me once more, and I am never one to deny the call Thank you all for giving me a place to organize my age old obsession! More than that, you show me that my efforts are not useless; they are converted into DC Anyway, see you again soon!

Third post pls be nice

Greetings Dramatards

Today I wanna talk about Mobi Towers, or mobile data Cellphone Towers in South Africa - you know those 4G metal poles which the british for some reason think is giving you autism. Well for those of you who have been following the ESKOM shitshow in which the National South African energy provider has systemically failed to provide sufficient electricity for the nation, to the extent that we need to literally ration out electricity between cities in what is basically a turn based electricity time-share system called Loadshedding. https://www.joburg.org.za/departments_/Pages/MOEs/city%20power/What-is-load-shedding.aspx

Well as you guys may have deduced, internet and cellphone towers can't exactly function without a power supply, so about 10 years ago, many of the foresightful CEOs of RSA's Cellphone provider companies saw the disaster looming on the horizon, and decided to invest in everything from backup generators, to high capacity Inverters and batteries installed in their servers and antenna towers.

You guys might think these guys to be Nostrodamus soothsayers, but the reality is that even way back then the warning signs of our energy grid collapse was like a fricking WW2 night search light. ESKOM engineers screamed annually that all the power stations were old and under-maintained, that our coal power-generators were running on fumes, that the massive ANC induced corruption of the entire ESKOM leadership hobbled everything, that our commie overlords were selling all our high quality coal to China, and keeping the low quality to domestic stations to a far greater degree than they were designed for. Ect ect. The point is you had to live under a rock or be turbo wingcucked to not see this infrastructural collapse looming on the horizon, so when 2021 rolled in with Loadshedding becoming a permanent fixture of South African life, the only people whom were surprised were black South africans too wingcucked with their heads into the ANC's butt, or too spiteful in their delight to see mayos b-word and cry about disaster, to realize that they also would suffer under the coming disasters.

Point is even as far back as 2013 Loadshedding would be implemented, but at a much much smaller scale and much rarer. They would happen maybe for like 3 weeks every 6 months. With 2020 COVID shutting down so much economy it gave our dipshit ANC leaders a false sense of reprieve as the national electricity grid would function under far less than pre-COVID levels, so when the straggling economy rolled in 2021, signs were all over the wall. The loadshedding would become more and more frequent, until the average South African couldn't remember a time without it

Anyways, point is the backup batteries for Mobi towers existed for as far back as a decade for like half of all towers, and in 2020 a very rapid installation for the rest would take place. And they worked spectacularly well! They provided electricity for South Africans all over the country, so that when even if the shit hit the fans, and electricity was down - there would at least always be internet and phone coverage. Or it worked pretty while for a short while....

You see 2 things happened

1. with the internet not disappearing during loadshedding, the greater RSA public became aware that the cellphone towers were somehow functioning during Loadshedding, and that there must be batteries.

2. A series of applications came out on Smartphones which helped the public catalogue the Loadshedding times, so that they might plan their days accordingly, and act as alarm clocks for when loadshedding was imminent, so that office workers could save their files before power out or whatever. My favorite is the application called EskomSePush - because it's an afrikaans wordplay on the english, to translate from "Eskom se Poes", meaning ESKOM's c*nt, or ESKOM is a c*nt. https://esp.info/ What's hilarious about the politically incorrect name of EskomSePush is that the vulgarity propelled them to fame above their competitors, so when they had to go all corporate squeky clean, they tried to rebrand as the initials ESP, but their monthly downloads tanked immediately cuz all the r-slurred afrikaners would search for that infamous name and not find it lmoa

These two things allowed thieves to go full galaxy brain , and come to the conclusion that they could time their attempts at theft to coincide when loadshedding was active in the target Mobi Tower's area, without being electricuted The result was nationwide theft on a collosally grand scale

https://www.news24.com/news24/bi-archive/no-cell-phone-signal-during-load-shedding-due-to-battery-theft-2021-11

POLICE SUX:

The South African police is corrupt, inept and unmotivated to solve this type of grand larceny. In a functioning country like america, there'd be FBI trucks rolling downtown, in RSA there doesn't even exist a detective division in Pretoria/Tswane. The policing standard is so inept that for many RSA police stations there is required private security companies to safeguard their gunsafes over the weekend, cuz the cops all get too drunk and dont wanna put in over time. https://www.iol.co.za/weekend-argus/news/five-police-stations-are-protected-by-private-security-91c13b8a-4e7d-4e96-b291-8e042f44727e

I mention this to demonstrate why nothing has been done by the police, they are too corrupt, and the black market for Batteries too lucrative.

As per usual the country's media and journ*lists started to complain and screetch impotently, however it was the inconvenience that the lack of internet and basic cellphone coverage that finally lighted a fire under the asses of the usual corrupt and impotent ministers to make a vague gesture of an attempt to try and solve the problem.

https://www.news24.com/news24/bi-archive/cell-phone-reception-down-during-load-shedding-due-to-battery-theft-2021-6

For as much as I disparage the police there are lone departments trying their best, and actually catching thieves.

https://businesstech.co.za/news/telecommunications/374992/criminals-get-10-years-in-jail-for-mtn-cell-tower-battery-theft/

https://www.saps.gov.za/newsroom/msspeechdetail.php?nid=34853

https://www.timeslive.co.za/news/south-africa/2022-04-30-northern-cape-police-recover-cellphone-tower-batteries-stolen-in-gqeberha/

Although much of the most important thief catching is done by the HAWKs -the south african police special forces, not local fatass lardbucket police departments.

https://businesstech.co.za/news/telecommunications/371356/thieves-caught-with-more-than-24-vodacom-cellphone-tower-batteries/

CRIMINAL SYNDICATES:

https://mybroadband.co.za/news/cellular/480973-criminal-syndicates-targeting-south-africas-cellphone-towers.html

The real issue is that criminal syndicates which specialize exclusively in stealing these extremely expensive batteries, are the ones targeting the towers. Similar to car thieves, they band together, and bribe their way to key insider information, and threaten anyone standing in their way. The Cellphone companies have to go to great lengths to beef up security, or to find alternative methods of power supply that cuts out batteries entirely since the batteries themselves are the easily resellable portion worth stealing.

CELLPHONE PROVODERS STRUGGLE FINACIALLY:

The big issue is that these massive batteries are immensely expensive. One alone could cost as much a R100 000 per unit. And companies like Vodacom are bleeding cash left and right. They struggle between constantly having to replace batteries, repairing the damage to the towers the thieves caused, and trying to convert these towers to stuff like Solar panels, but none of it can outmatch the pace at which Tower batteries are stolen on a monthly basis. https://mybroadband.co.za/news/telecoms/444972-vodacom-spending-over-a-billion-rand-each-year-to-tackle-its-biggest-problem.html

The worst part (for the cellphone providers), is that a large amount of local fibre companies have started to lay down their fibreglass wires all over the country from 2020 onwards, and are having a massive competition effect against Cellphone providers like Vodacom, MTN & Telkom. https://www.itweb.co.za/content/mYZRXM9a6QxMOgA8

AS you can imagine this perpetual theft in unsustainable, so Cellphone companies have opted to just not replace batteries in non key districts, leading to many places having dogshit internet speeds and reception during loadshedding. You can actively see the internet speed slowing to a crawl the longer the loadshedding progresses. Worse is that the lack of reception during loadshedding has moved from being annoying to being actvely industry disrupting, because if you call from a place that does NOT have loadshedding, then there isn't garentee that the person you're calling is currently under a good reception, if their power is cut in a current loadshedding zone.

Even other Southern African countries like Namibia and Mozambique which have deceisively less infrastructure than RSA but stable power, and does business with RSA regularly, have started to joke they need to plan their conference calls according to RSA ineptitude.

Even the ever staunch black media personalities have started to admit that the loadshedding have moved from obnoxious to downright destabilizing. https://www.iol.co.za/the-star/news/sa-personalities-lament-impact-of-load-shedding-on-their-businesses-and-personal-lives-7b51768e-d1f5-47b3-bc4b-a0d6972029ed. And it's always a treat watching black RSA twatter and trying to find a roundabout way of blaming apartheid, but knowing it's their own choices that's now eating them from the inside out. https://www.news24.com/news24/bi-archive/sa-reacts-to-possible-stage-6-load-shedding-2022-6

Anyways that's it Good Night!

Fantastic episode today. Guy's incredibly arrogant, typical journ*list. He believes he's famous? He keeps bringing up his degree in Information Systems and spergs a little (timestamp) when fatty says nobody cares. Comments are fire. Schizophrenia? He reminds me of a few I've encountered.

Chads show themselves in the comments

Everything I have written may or may not be right and might be completely exaggerated, don't trust me. I can't even spell right most of the time.

Response to a basic financial plan

'I don't care enough to stop eating taquitos'

Pure undiluted seethe the near the end

• The taquitos are a massive sticking point. Same with being called a baby

Vein goes bulgy

41 years old

Lives in Austin

"What do you do for a living?"

"Too many things"

"Okay, go on"

"I don't even know really, I'm just like hustling every day basically because I have been blacklisted from most jobs [laughing] because [laughing] I have a...[laughing] criminal background"

"woah what did you do?"

"I told Governor Abbot on Twitter that I would eat his heart and... umm.... that like solicited a big reaction"

"Misdemeanor B, terroristic threat," did this in 2018

Background:

• Moving in two months to Dallas Fort Worth area

  • Lots of connections there and way cheaper

    • Former client is the mayor of Arlington?

  • Doesn't have a place lined up yet

Jobs:

• At least a 6 year resume gap?

• 'I've applied for every job in this city'

  • Wattaburger

    • Said no to being a cashier because he was interviewing for a PTA director job

  • Gets chewed out about picking and choosing jobs instead of actually going for things

  • 'I can only take so much rejection'

    • Takes being called a baby very seriously

• CV:

  • Owned Avertizing agency

    • Got assaulted and apartment burned down? Didn't have renters insurance. wtf? Something's weird here.

    • 11 years ago

  • Journ*list

    • Paid $15 an article that would take full day to write

    • Also helped the site with advertising and made a 10% cut of that?

• Was not employed when he made that tweet?

• Former Journ*list, polemicist, and policy analyst. Wrote for 'thenewcivilrightsmovement.com'

  • Stopped in 2016 because he had a mental breakdown when trump was elected

    

• When rejected from job they either say:

  • 'I'm overqualified'

    • 'I'm overqualified for most things'

  • Some are because of his background check

• As things go on he reveals his true colors:

  • 'I think that's what people are afraid of. That if I go into a job they're afraid I'm going to be their boss right off the bat because I might be because that's my attitude and I'm smart and I can boss people. I have a degree in information systems. I've been a journ*list, I've been a policy analyst, an avertising agency, I've built apps'

Why won't you accept the jobs you feel are beneath you?

Because something better is going to come along and I just know it

Savings:

• Savings? Gone.

  • Owned an advertising agency for eight years?

  • Peaked at $10'000

• Nothing in retirement IRAs etc

• Parents paying his rent

  • Mother is 63, Dad is seventy-something

  • Hasn't spoken to his sister in years

• Income:

  • 'Random research papers,' 'strategy briefs,'

• Started month with $67 in his account

• Ended month with $800

Expenses:

• Rent: 1500

• Lotto.com 'I'm gonna hit it big, make millions'

  • 'I've spent like $30' (he's spent more)

• Pays for OnlyFans, and Bari Weiss's substack among many other subscription

• Buys Taquitoes from 7-11 daily, hundreds of dollars flushed away on that and other useless shit

Short Term Loans:

• 'They send you a check in the mail'

• 30% loans to 100% apr

• $3000 in them

• Wanted to find a musicisian to develop an album with him

  • Something about Open Mics?

• Monthly payments are ~100

• 'It will be paid off soon I think'

• Most recent one was early March this year

Debts:

• Car

• $9000 on it

• 14% interest rate

• $70 a month minimum payment

• Credit Card

• Capital One

  • $700

  • 18%

Pardon the groomcord screenshot, I just felt this was the most succinct summary and I needed a thumbnail and I'm on desktop so I don't have any cute animals immediately available to use.

!effortposters get in here, this is going to be a long one.

BACKGROUND

http://TheMotte.org came into being last September. It is a spinoff site of /r/TheMotte, which is apparently a home for "rationalists" which I've come to understand means "racists who are too afraid to call themselves racist," although in light of recent revelations, this appears to be wrong. More on that later. Our own @trihardk describes rationalists as follows:

The quokka is a meme animal that lives on Bald Island on the SW coast of Australia, where it has no natural predators. If you visit this island, it will fearlessly walk up and try to hug you. Why am I telling you this? Because the eye of Sauron has fallen on the rationalists. Rationalists = quokkas, this explains a lot about them. Their fear instincts have atrophied. When a quokka sees a predator, he walks right up; when a rationalist talks about human biodiversity on a blog under almost his real name, he doesn't flinch away.

I am apparently much more ignorant about Reddit subs and cultures than most people here and I had no idea they existed until shortly before they made their own website, so I'm not sure how much backstory about TheMotte is needed. If you take a look at the sub, or their site, though, you can see endless walls of text in the most sanctimonious, autoerotic-flatulent-asphyxiation language possible. It is so bad it is literally impossible for a remotely functional person to understand a single thing that is being said, because the eyes glaze over trying to parse a Mottepost. I am not exaggerating. I cannot stress this enough: it is physically impossible to read Motteposts without spacing out in a matter of seconds. Look, I clicked a thread at random, inexplicably titled "Why We Duel" and here are the top comments:

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I haven't seen any posts trying to piece together this whole drama, which is a shame since it's funny af, so I took upon the task of compilating it in chronological order for everyone else.

The Beginning

It all started when @Marsey made some gay post about his pet mountain lion, as most things usually do.

I have a pet mountain lion - need help domesticating

Users were less than impressed with this post, with some even doubting the validity of his claims, calling him a schizo and fat (lol fat), one user in particular @Schizo asked for a source to validate his unfounded claims.

A few days later, @Marsey posted proof of this so called "mountain lion"

Photos of my mountain lion pit (Proof for the haters)

I'll save you the trouble of looking through these images and just outright tell you that there is no mountain lion in any of them, just a bunch of trees and fairly amateur photography. Nothing important, with the exception of this photo.

First Blood

User @SodaJerk noticed that @Marsey's hand looks fat, drama ensued after he pointed out this little factorino.

That forearm is looking a little doughy there big guy

Lmao the audacity of anyone on this site talking to me about fitness. It's called muscle you fricking twink. Also my wrist is angled away from the camera downward which makes it look thicker.

Edit: here's a more normal wrist shot with one of my other watches you morons as you can see there is no problem here my wrists and hands are perfectly formed just like the rest of my Herculean body that's just a bad photo

You're a daily poster on an obscure alternative social media site. The odds point to you being either a fat or a wristlet, and now I know you're not a wristlet

Also downdoots still give me dramacoin

I am fricking not lol people just think that because my average post quality is so high

This r-sluration went on for some time, nothing particularly interesting, until @SodaJerk decided to give @Marsey his ultimatum!

Why so defensive fren? Also you're making idle threats to an anonymous stranger, that's pretty tough Why don't you put your money where your mouth is? How far are you from Spokane?

Close enough. Name a place in Spokane and I'll be there at 5:30 tomorrow. Or some other time, we can work it out. No joke.

"It was " Everyone thought, @Marsey and @SodaJerk's fight to the death was to take place in the 11th of September, funnily enough.

Preparation

I am going to kick TrailerParkBride's butt IRL (not a joke)

Basically @SodaJerk started talking mad shit like a complete douchebag and totally derailed my dope thread about my pet mountain lion so I threatened to kick his butt and then he had the audacity to tell say that i wont actually back up what i have to say irl. By some stroke of luck or doxxing he happens to possibly live near me and so its time to see if HE WILL PUT HIS MONEY WHERE HIS MOUTH IS because guess what you fricking idiot I am yoked and I love kicking people's butt and Washington is a mutual combat state so if you name a place and a time I will show up and I will legally smack the shit out of you and make you my b-word.

And just in case you thought this couldn't get more neurodivergent, radical centrist fighter @TheGrillcast says he will also show up to the fight to livestream it.

I live within a days drive of there, I would absolutely be down to document this if it turns out to be legitimate (longshot but hey frick it)

RDRAMA, ARE YOU READY 2 RUMBLE!!!

@SodaJerk, incapable of choosing a location, kept changing where the meetup would take place (BIPOC), angering @Marsey even further.

Alright fatty, would you go to the tri cities? It'll save me a few hours of driving and I could crash at my cousin's place.

You fricking said Spokane you c*nt butt what the frick is this shit

I don't want to get jumped by a gaggle of your pillbilly friends. Also that adds like five hours round trip to my drive. I'm coming all this way neighbor the least you can do is be a little flexible on the location

trailerparkbride is being shifty af about our fight

This neighbor challenges me to a fight in Spokane, and I say I'm down. We name a time and a place. Then he pulls this weird shit and wants me to drive for hours. I've got a life and shit to do I thought this b-word lived in Spokane.

I'd be down but I feel like 90% I drive for hours and show up and the little coward isn't even there. Idk man this is some bullshit I'm drunk and I want to say I'm game for a drive but I feel like he's just trying to wriggle out of it seems like he can't put his money where his mouth is all I'm hearing is excuses. Sucks because I wanted to put on a top tier show and display a lesson heck I would've even brought boxing gloves if bare knuckle was a bit to much I was excited for this smack down but now idk what do you guys think am I getting jebaited?

Edit: frick it I'm going to tri-cities im in it to win it I'll fricking drive even with Biden gas idgaf as y'all have seen I wear a vacheron Constantine this b-word calling me out

Totally not a mental illness btw.

The Day of the Fight

The moment everyone has been waiting for. The day where @Marsey and @SodaJerk would settle aside their differences to beat the shit out of eachother.

Driving to Spokane, I will be there at 3:30

Be at the wagon

Supposedly, @SodaJerk had already arrived to the meetup place, even having "proof" to confirm his presence.

Where is marsey

Meanwhile, @TheGrillcast was also on his way to Spokane as well.

DONT START THE FIGHT UNTIL 5PM, I WILL GO AND LIVESTREAM IT

A few hours later, @Marsey arrived at the park.

I'm at the park

Come see me in the circle you wont

Unrelated to the duel, another drama user that had come to see the fight, met up with @Marsey

At the ring. No one is here.

I just said I'm leaving in another post lol but I'll walk back for the lols be there in 1 minute

It's legit. He's here. Seems like a pretty fetch guy.

Good to meet you man

Yes yes, very wholesome and all, but where was @SodaJerk ? According to @Marsey, he was nowhere to be seen.

I'm a little northeast of there on the other side of the trees.

But, alas, despite @Marsey's best efforts to find @SodaJerk, he wasn't there. Because, in reality, he had never gone there (BIPOC). As it turns out, that "proof" he had posted beforehand was just a photoshop edit made by @X (formerly chiobu)_

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TLDR;

• BJJ (Brazilian JiuJitsu) is a martial art which is basically Judo with a different ruleset, if you never watched Judo then just pretend it's bruce lee shit idc

• Getting a black belt in BJJ takes about 10 years and the subreddit forces you to verify with pictures (sadly no baiting)

• Jack Ryan Greener is a "beginner" who gets Paralyzed doing BJJ 4 years ago by his instructor

• You're probably wondering how a dude got paralyzed while doing karate. Here is an instagram llink of the leaked video. Not enough gore for WPD but still kinda fricked up how he just falls down limp.

• The instructor is called Francisco "Sinistro" Iturralde, noone remembers that shit so I will just call him the instructor

• Jack Greener wins a gigantic lawsuit, over what appears to be a freak accident

• During the trial he gets a testimony from a guy called Rener Gracie who is a massive grifter

• Redditors grab pitchforks against Rener Gracie

Part 0

This story begins 4 months ago, when people discover the story of Jack Greener. He makes a post on LinkedIn which I can't post here because @funkykongpathianflorist is a dramaphobe. He describes how 4 years ago, his Black Belt Jiu Jitsu instructor forcefully broke his neck. Resulting in him being paralyzed from the neck down at the C4 vertebrae. A very tragic accident. Luckily the LinkedIn link gets posted in the /r/BJJ subreddit, but there aren't many reactions because of the lack of details.

There was also a story in the LA times about him but it doesn't mention BJJ.

But more recently the news broke out. Mr Greener go awarded 46 MILLION after a lawsuit over his injury.

Part 1: the news breaks

• TLDR; Jack Greener is not a beginner, nor is he fully paralyzed anymore. However his injuries were still kinda fricked up.

https://old.reddit.com/r/bjj/comments/126n0ea/san_diego_jury_awards_paralyzed_jiujitsu_student/

The initial reaction is that the instructor was careless

If you are a seasoned black belt and spar a beginner in one of his first classes you should be able to keep it save for the guy. No need to do risky moves….

But quickly people smell that something is off, on his instagram he can be seen recovered quite a bit https://instagram.com/paralyzedtopeaks/ (now private). His injuries where real but recovered quite a bit.

I personally rolled with Jack, when he got injured he had 3-4 years of wrestling and was an almost 3 year white belt. He was not a beginner and was actually really tough to roll against.

It seems like Jack Greener wasn't quite the beginner he was made out to be. Turns out he had wrestled for years in highschool and had done BJJ for several years on top of that.

Part 2: spergout beginnings

• TLDR; Some blackbelt on reddit hates Rener Gracie, he thinks it was a freak accident and he notes how Jack Greener was not a beginner

https://old.reddit.com/r/bjj/comments/127qt18/i_have_seen_the_video_and_received_insider_info/

Some blackbelt makes a longpost with his opinion about all of this. TLDR; he thinks it's a freak accident and he thinks Rener Gracie is a parasite

>..Rener Gracie is out of control money and attention hungry parasite. I need some additional clarification and details here before I can blast him properly on the merits of what he said. I know some, and it’s infuriating. Baisically Rener is putting the way that 95%+ of the BJJ community runs an academy on trial and representing his very left field views as mainstream. This has implications for ALL OF US because his side won. For expert witnesses testimony he billed at $3000/hour. He billed 42 hours. He was the charismatic and well spoken star expert witness that sealed the deal for the prosecution. I never cuss….and I want to at that. Parasite.

Part 3: who is Rener Gracie?

• TLDR; Rener Gracie is a slick salesman who shills his philosophy, and has controversial opinions about when people should spar (sparring = practise fighting)

Rener Gracie is one of the eldest grandsons of "Grand Master" Helio Gracie, the creator of Gracie Jiu-Jitsu. They call it Gracie Jiu-Jitsu and not Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, because apparently that is very important for their brand. They sell their brand as the "real" way to do the sport, and have a very guru like attitude about it. They also founded "Gracie University" where you can learn BJJ online, they have own special belt and they preach about some list of 32 principles. The concensus on reddit is that the online university is a literal scam:

Reddit: Has anyone had someone with a Gracie Online Blue Belt come to their gym?

All the answers are people pooping on them, after all how can you expect to learn a sport online?

Rener Gracie was on shark tank to sell a hoodie that turns into a backpack? This guy can sell anything lmao

Rener Gracie is extremely opiniated about sparring ("his very left field views"). He thinks students shouldn't spar (practise fight) for 6+ months for "safety reasons". It appears that this is not the status quo in the sport, where most will spar as soon as day 1. If you care to listen here is a smarmy video of him advertising his program. This is extremely important for the story going forward, because as we know Jack Greener is not a beginner by any stretch. He gets categorized as such for his 46 million dollars and for Rener to shill his program.

Part 4: Grifter Jiu-Jitsu

Here is where things start going south. Ill try to give a short list of why people are mad:

• Rener charged $3000/h for his work during the trial, netting him $93K reddit thread

• Rener described the technique used by the instructor ad dangerous and unnecessary, despite it being popularized by his own uncle, among other things Reddit thread

• Mr Greene Describes the move as "illegal" on his website, even though it isn't

• The lawsuit states the instructor "spiked" the victim, even though the video clearly isn't "spiking"

• Rener Gracie clearly used this opportunity to shill his own philosophy in a court of law (sigma)

Part 5: random seethe

Angry thread: I didn't have a ton of respect for Rener Gracie before today, but now I have none.

Outright said it is industry standard for white belts to be segregated from upper belts for rolling. Blatant lie. His description of the back take. Blatant lie.

I would love to see a group of experienced black belts contact the local DA and let them know that they believe Rener perjured himself. He needs to be held accountable for his actions.

ya bro, just do go to the DISTRICT ATTORNEY'S office for a negligence case impeachment of a plaintiff's expert witness testimony admitted to trial from a deposition transcript. Jesus christ.

I don’t know who the defense put up as their witnesses but the name Gracie probably means jiu jitsu to some people, particularly laymen.

The defense had Clark Gracie as their expert witness.

Angry thread 2: Exact amount Rener made was $93,000 billed at $3000/hour. Official document

Man he really did him dirty. Frick Rener.

What I don't understand is, how can Rener be an expert witness in Brazilian Jiu-jitsu when he does Gracie Jiu-jitsu?

Wasn't his whole life purpose to differentiate the difference between Gracie jiu-jitsu and Brazilian jiu-jitsu?

Basically Rener was an expert called on in a civil court case where a black belt rolled w a white belt and put his weight on the guys neck in a way that paralysed him - he has now recovered to SOME degree in the sense that I think he can walk but has lifelong damage to his spine and stuff.

Anyways Rener was paid as an expert and he said that this was a dangerous move and was not recognised as a legit technique in the bjj community etc. However not everyone agrees with this analysis as the video is publicly available and it let to a $46 million payout if I recall correctly which led to even greater controversy.

Another TLDR by a random redditor because why the frick not

Anyway this random gym obviously doesn't have 46 million dollars, I hope they have good insurance.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Passenger_Rail_Agency_of_South_Africa

Sike! It's April foools! I'm actually talking about LOCOMOTIVE trains, not trap trains

Right, greetings Dramastrags!

Today Imma talk a bit about some truly r-slurred trains drama from PRASA - the Passenger Rail Agency of South Africa. Like ESKOM and most other public entities touched by the corrupting tendrils of the ANC ruling party, PRASA has slowly corroded in efficiency and worth over the past 25 years.

https://www.news24.com/news24/bi-archive/how-much-freight-is-being-moved-by-train-in-south-africa-2021-5

Even as far back as 20 years ago the corruption and inefficiency of ANC nepotism-elected PRASA leaders meant that all small and large businesses jumped ship from using our once proud railway system to transport necessary godds, to using private Trucking companies, which gradually became the main mode of transport of goods throughout RSA. It's also the reason much of our road infrastructure degrades so fast, and that there are so many potholes - too much heavy trucking over roads built never to withstand such heavy erosion, but town forced to rely on private trucking just to remain alive, cuz you've all seen how worthless ESKOM is - the same principle applies to PRASA.

You can read the article, but the short and sweet of it is that PRASA leadership under the ANC party, basically ran the fricking institution into the ground. The watershed moment for even letting the black public and the ANC admit that PRASA and the South African railway system for human and goods transport had gone the direction of the dinosaurs, happened back in 2015 when the public learned through a series of comedy events that PRASA's Chief engineer is a fricking r-slur , and that his credentials are faked.

CONTETX 1: PRASA orders new trains.

South Africa used to literally be able to build their own trains, just as easily as they built their own tanks, Ratels and reverse engineered Mirage jets from the French because they cucked the french, by only ordering a few, and being like sorry Froggies , we can build the rest on our own.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlas_Cheetah

https://smokeongo.co.za/south-africas-forgotten-fighter-jet/

The point is under the Union of South AFrica, we were engineering wise even capable of building fighter jets holding their own against MIGs. The 25 years since up until 2015, when it became apparent South Africa's aging train cars, and our absolute lack of railway construction industry, meant that RSA would have to expend billions to import from Europe to revitalize our decaying Railway transport system.

The public was divided, but at least this meant we could actually transport many more people, since so many locomotives and their accompanying cars have literally rusted into disuse from lack of care and maintenance

https://www.news24.com/fin24/opinion/opinion-sas-rail-system-is-broken-this-is-how-it-happened-and-how-to-fix-it-20211126

CONTETX 2: The new very expensive trains don't fricking fit on many railways.....

So once the actual fricking trains and railway-cars arrived the shitshow began, as journ*lists uncovered pretty quickly that they don't fit, in spite of numerous warnings by the few and aging mayo engineers still working under PRASA till their retirement packages turned in, the dipshit dipfrick leadership still went ahead and ordered an astronomical waste of traincars that are not

https://mybroadband.co.za/news/technology/148355-its-confirmed-prasas-afro-4000-trains-are-too-tall-for-south-african-tracks.html

And it's a disaster, the trains are designed according to Spanish/European standard, and they are too tall for like half of RSA tracks, they would literally scrape off the top of electrical wiring, and crash into the top of certain tunnels.

https://www.news24.com/news24/sas-r600-million-train-blunder-20150704

Luckily the media started making a big row about this terminal insanity, because the galaxy brained PRASA leadership would have continued to waste another FRICKING 3.5 billion rands to order more of the same shit that's incompatible for much of RSA's locomotive infrastructure. It's mindblowing the stupidity.

CONTETX 3:Public finds out the coloured guy in charge is unqualified.

https://www.politicsweb.co.za/politics/prasas-daniel-mtimkulu-only-an-engineering-technol

One of the opposition parties, the Freedom Front, aka the RSA equivalent of the chud Republican party did a very quick investigation and found the r-slur primarily in charge of this financial disaster, was not an actual engineer, but he occupied the chief fricking engineering post of a public organization of the entire country. A lot of journ*lists started crying but the fricker still wouldn't go to jail

CONTETX 4: Public finds out how FUBAR the South African railway system actually is.

https://www.dailymaverick.co.za/article/2021-04-13-how-prasa-was-looted-and-left-for-scrap/

It became apparent, the entire PRASA leadership was employed exclusively through BEE (Black Economic Empowerment), and that none of them obtained their roles through merit, the worse is that they had systematically looted much of the money meant for repair and maintenance over the years, that had led to the necessity for importing railway cars overseas (similar to the russians looting their army resources up until an unexpected invasion happened). Of course litearally nothing happened to these ghouls, because the black population of RSA had no political will to keep their elected leaders to standard, thus every consecutive corrupt leadership would just keep getting replaced with an equally corrupt and incompetent set of fools.

It goes on and on

https://mybroadband.co.za/news/government/190408-prasas-missing-billions.html

https://www.news24.com/news24/SouthAfrica/News/transport-minister-fikile-mbalula-paints-grim-picture-of-prasas-affairs-20220322

https://www.dailymaverick.co.za/article/2022-09-21-crisis-point-prasa-disastrous-state-revealed-in-comprehensive-data-analysis/

And on....and on....

https://www.news24.com/citypress/News/prasas-train-fleet-needs-brakes-20200203

https://www.news24.com/citypress/Business/will-mbalulas-war-room-be-able-to-fix-prasas-core-problems-20190811

https://ewn.co.za/2016/11/30/prasa-contracts-worth-r24-bln-investigated-for-criminality

Didn't see any effortpost on this subject so I decided to make one

Our badass freedom fighters have already begun fedposting

It ends when we end it

You'd think that they would get bored after years of larping with no effect, yet here we are.

So npc cute twinks that are easly programmed with "the next current" thing... can you get rid off them already?

Only true patriots should be allowed to live

The 2020 coup woke 2 billion people up. We used to all want the left out of power but now we want them all to swing for treason, with due process of course. In Minecraft.

Hope the grand jury list is leaked and those commies have to live with their head on a swivel for life.

The grand jury should just wait until a brave freedom fighter will roll their way

Yes, railroad, stick the jury on a railcar.

Under Trainwreck Biden its been a weekly occurance to wreck trains.

They don't even make sense at this point...

Well they won’t go after them until after they go after us. After that they’ll either be dead or we will be. So we won’t have the opportunity to give them quarter unless it’s giving them quarter from ourselves.

...but they sure are angry

The one President we had in my lifetime who was actually trying to make a difference and do the right thing for our nation, and this is how he gets repaid? Fricking disgusting. If I said what I think should happen to the Dems for all of their lying, cheating, and stealing elections, I would be flagged as a violent extremist.

Every leftist should be put to the sword.

It needs to happen. You cannot be civil with uncivilized people.

The rightoid version of the tolerance paradox

A splitting of the nation will take several decades. It goes like this.

Texas, breaks away.

Florida follows

Other gulf states create the Gulf State Federation

Northern California joins part of Oregon and joins the greater Idaho region. Then break away and make trade alliances with the GSF.

Foreign nations make deals with the newly created countries.

I'm advocating cheating, rigging, etc anything and everything to win... then going full Evil on our enemies. I want secret police kicking in doors and dragging wives out by their fricking hair. Seizure of all assets. That kind of thing

Nothing says American freedom like the secret police dragging out the families of suspected political enemies

THIS! Everyone anywhere near Mar-a-Lago needs to build a human wall NOW!

Please do!

Is there any doubt that if it was Obama who was idicted (even for his very real crimes of killing American citizen with drone strikes and weapon deliveries to terrorists that then killed Americans) that every demonrat would call for mass protests and their thug mob would burn down every city and kill whitey?

It takes white people some time to react historically. But once they do. Better look out

The master race will surely rise up any minute now

Still, a few of them are starting to doubt Daddy and his supporters

At the present trajectory, conservatives will be too scared to even visit a website like this in 5 years, your salary will be worth half in 5 years, your bills will be double in 5 years, and your kids will be taught by s in every classroom.

What do you imagine will happen when we "ACCELERATE?"

Some kind of uprising?

Some koombaya living off the land with nature scenario?

That's not what I'm seeing

Just a fall deeper and deeper into political impotence and slavery for ourselves and our families

Elections more rigged than they are today. History books being rewritten more and more to demonize us.

Where does it end?

Maybe this is all just a larp with no bearing on reality?

Sorry, but I don't see a way we are going to pull out of this. The populace, including most of the "right wing" base is just too dumbed down these days. Too fat, too low on testosterone from all the plastics and garbage in all the food, too comfortable, too easily distracted by all the entertainment. Plus a million psy ops easily swaying thier behavior.

Rightoids are finaly starting to realize that 'Muricans are too fat and spoiled to do a violent revolution. Now we wait for the commies to also figure it out...

If you’re only posting for other people to go commit violence, you’re also not ready or willing. If someone wants things to get violent, by all means I encourage them to lead the way. I’m not going to throw my life away because someone online told me to and then just be called a fed committing a false flag afterwards. This place is so r-slurred. One day someone calling for violence is a fed, the next day someone calling that person out is the fed. Then someone says we should start killing and they’re a fed. Then someone tries to physically start the killing and they’re a fed. You guys are a bunch of fricking r-slurred losers who are never going to accomplish anything beyond posting on a forum. Even if things kick off most of you won’t leave your house. You’re pathetic losers who belong on Reddit but hang out here because you think it’s better. But it’s not. It’s Reddit 2.0 and you know it. Grow the frick up, stop being a b-word and calling everyone a fed.

It's such a shame that the Founders resorted to violence. It irks me everyday, they could have done so many peaceful options such as voting and lawsuits.

You would have called them feds had you been around, and called the crossing of the Delaware a false flag event.

It's getting harder and harder to ignore the DeSantis question

I will not vote for Desantis. I’ll write in trump and drop my party and voter registration first.

That's exactly what they are relying on. Then with split Republican votes, Democrats will easily win. And this time even fairly without rigging.

I’m voting for Trump. Desantis is free to pull a Perot and cement my opinion of him for all time.

Trump will really split the vote, won't he?

Anyone running against Trump in the primary is a traitor.....my opinion. Drop out or be vanquished you back-stabbing deep state punks!

Agreed. You can’t be MAGA and run against Trump. Literal cucks.

They'll keep the party hostage even after Daddy croakes

We need to tell them that if Desantis wins the primary, we vote Biden, AND MEAN IT. Bush part 2 installed by the establishment is no better.

This guy has a better solution, just vote blue!

The same day Trump was indicted, Ron got the Florida legislature to schedule a repeal of the “Resign to Run” law to clear the way for his '24 Presidential campaign:

Yeah, he's a real hero.

And his statement was a line-by-line redo of everything MAGA people hated about his first response, likely penned by Karl Rove:

This isn't just a Dem thing - part of the RINO game plan for '24 was always for Trump to be indicted. They are going to indict in Atlanta and D.C., too - they are going for Death by a Thousand Cuts. We have to be prepared for the other shots they're going to take at him.

Surprisingly, other politicians don't want to go down with Trump for no reason

desantis is the only thing standing now between trump and jail

Somehow DeSantis has become both the hero and the satan of the republican party at the same time

Other assorted rightoid stuff

Don't you think an indictment in GA will result in discovery that proves there was significant illegal vote counting and illegal votes that, if not counted, would result in Trump winning that election.

Here's how Daddy can still win!

They are desperate to get attention off biden by any means possible because if he falls so do the rest of them. Expect more false flags.

Did Biden even do anything recently to warrant such a false flag?

If trump shoots someone down at rush hour on fifth avenue I'd still expect if we lived in a correct world for hunter Biden to be in jail before trump

Even if Daddy does something highly illegal my political enemies should still be jailed first

He’s playing a game which you r-slurs aren’t smart enough to fathom.

By telling the grand jury he respects them he is giving them a way out.

Yes, you're probably right. When will this plan pan out though?

Wait... Don't tell me

He’s doing his best you c*nt. If you have any great ideas to stop it this insurrection let him know.

And then they indicted him.

Frick off desimp r-slur.

Nooo, stop being mean to Daddy!!!

He didn’t, you fricking moronic shill.

He said he was surprised that they didn’t indict him YET, because grand jury’s are a rubber stamp, which shows how weak this case is.

He said he respects them because he was attempting to flatter them and give them a way to vote no. Find something better to do than slander our president at his darkest hour.

Remember the part of the Bible where an innocent man was purposefully and spitefully accused of crimes using liars?

So Drumph will frick off to a better place and will abandon his followers to get tortured and executed by his enemies?

I was saying to the hubby this morning, the Trump mugshot is gonna be the new Sinatra mugshot and every dude is going to have a copy in their bar/man cave

H-he's just like Sinatra guys!

OMG I hope so. Trump would become a real life Robin Hood hero; an international MAGA Mandela.

Oh, wait. He's Mandela now

When Reagan had his famous "I am paying for this microphone" moment during the Republican primaries in 1980, he got a standing ovation from his OPPONENTS. At that point, everyone knew the race was over, and it was just a race for the Vice Presidency. That's what this moment feels like.

Only violent felonies are extraditable. Misdemeanors are usually county pickup only. I have many, many warrants all over the Country and I get rides from sheriffs and State troopers all the time since I'm not in the certain States where the warrant was issued So New York State troopers would have to go get him In Florida. Florida LEOs could arrest him and hold him until NY got there. It all depends on the situation and judge as well.

I broke the law in every state but how dare these leftards do the same?! They should hang!

u/-f-b-i- can we get another source? Disclose has retracted the story.

Do you have a better source? I don't trust the Caliphate News Network.

sorry this cites the New York Times, which i understand isn't reliable. why are we trusting this

If the mainstream media reports this then it means it didn't happened. Do better

In that case, don’t acknowledge the indictment. We don’t play with treason.

Exactly, just ignore it!

I was saying the other day, I don't trust the allegiances of a man who hasn't been charged by this criminal tyranny (I'm thinking about Julian Assange, Dinesh D'Souza, Kyle Rittenhouse, Michael Flynn, Edward Snowden)

You're not a true patriot if you don't go to prison

But let's not forget that wingcucks can still be funny occasionally

Just trying to figure out which part of the thread makes the news. Something something zipper tits kills ppl in Nashville we need a distraction better go after Trump?

Never go full zipper tits or butterflied hotdog . Look! A barroon!

This are great terms for trains

You sound vaccinated.

Trump is a master strategist who wrote the art of the deal.

He will make the most powerful genius move at precisely the right time because he is dozens of moves ahead of everyone.

He doesn't need advice from the likes of you, idiot.

New 'r-slur' just dropped

Vermont has very few laws about qualifications for elected office

Right now there is no requirement that a States Attorney (prosecutor) pass the bar, and Sherriffs don't need to be certified law enforcement officers or pass any kind of background check (deputies do but the head Sherriff doesn't). Felons can also vote and run for office from prison, so in theory a murdercel who dropped out of high school could be elected to either of these offices

Previous schizoeffortpost on this (only got 17 sorens pls upsoren)

[Effortpost] 14 Year Old Middle School Student from Marshall, Minnesota Suspends Campaign for Vermont Secretary of State

Unlike Secretary of State, the Governorship requires one to be a resident of Vermont, but there are no age requirements

14-year-old boy uses legal quirk to run for Vermont governor

Apparently some of our lawmakers are !nooticers and they are tryna propose a constitutional amendment to add in some basic requirements.

https://vtdigger.org/2023/03/27/lawmakers-propose-qualifications-for-elected-county-prosecutors-and-judges-through-constitutional-amendment/

Lawmakers are considering qualifications that include a Level III law enforcement certification for sheriffs, a law license for state’s attorneys, as well as residency for both positions in the counties they serve. Those do not currently exist.

John Campbell, director of the Department of State’s Attorneys and Sheriffs, broached the topic when he urged the committee to set specific rules that would safeguard current lawmakers’ intent to promote oversight and accountability for elected county offices.

He said this approach would also prevent the qualifications from being used by future lawmakers — such as those with ultraconservative ideologies — to potentially sideline certain people from those county positions.

“It facially would not be biased, but certainly you could end up getting there if you were creative enough,” Campbell said. He gave as examples a possible law allowing only Vermont-born people to hold the office of state’s attorney, or one that required a 20-year residency.

Any Vermont constitutional amendment must first be approved by the Senate and House in two successive biennia, meaning a general election is held in between, before the proposed amendment goes before voters.

Sheriff's here are elected at the county level, The sheriff hires deputies, and signs contracts with anyone who needs a rent a cop - most of what the deputies do is sit on the side of the road next to construction projects and write tickets for people speeding in a construction zone. The sheriff's office is basically a private business, they're allowed to keep 5% of the revenue their office earns.

Some sneed has been generated in recent years with sheriffs doing much unneedfulness

https://vtdigger.org/2023/01/31/not-enough-oversight-scandals-in-vermont-sheriffs-departments-spur-legislative-action/

Eight of Vermont’s 14 counties are poised to swear in new sheriffs on Wednesday, including Franklin County’s John Grismore, a former deputy who has been charged with assaulting a man under his department’s custody last August.

The outgoing sheriffs include Peter Newton of Addison County, who was arrested in June on charges of sexually assaulting and unlawfully restraining a woman, and Chad Schmidt of Bennington County, who has acknowledged spending a third of the year in Tennessee since the Covid-19 pandemic reached Vermont in 2020.

Previous schizopost related to this: :gigachad2: Vermont Sheriff Chad Schmidt moves 800 miles away, refuses too elaborate, spends 2 years "working remotely" :gigachad2:

Perhaps because of this unneedfulness, we have a position called "High Balliff" whose main job is to arrest the sheriff and fill in for him if he's charged with a crime:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_bailiff_(Vermont)

A high bailiff in the United States state of Vermont is an elected public official whose office is unique to local government in Vermont. High bailiffs are elected in each of Vermont's fourteen counties.

The duties of high bailiff are to serve writs which the sheriff is incapable of serving, such as the writ of arrest of the sheriff, and to temporarily succeed to the office of the sheriff in the event of the sheriff's incarceration or incapacity.

States Attorney's are prosecutors, also elected at the county level.

Some sneed has been generated with the Chittenden County States Attorney, Sarah George, an absolute drama queen who basically refuses to prosecute anyone for anything. She also refuses to hold people on bail, even murdercels. She went to law school so this amendment have no impact on her, just wanted to plug my previous effortposts about some sneed she's generated

See previous schizoposts on Sarah George (I voted for her btw, cope and seethe !chuds )

She is on the board of an organization that wants to abolish prisons

Vermonters :chadseethecapy: after convicted felon, high on cocaine, pops off rounds in Downtown Burlington, refuses to elaborate, and is released without bail

Vermonters sneed after person of interest in recent shooting is released on $300 bail, despite having 11 felony and 37 misdemeanor convictions, and 24 currently open criminal cases

The Caledonia County State's Attorney requested to hold him without bail but the judge denied the request. The judge is engaged to Sarah George, Chittenden County States Attorney

The judge was a former assistant prosecutor in Chittenden county. A few years ago his parents were in the news after they got arrested in Nebraska for trafficking 60 pounds of marijuana, which they claimed was for "Christmas gifts"

@JoeBiden !soren !schizomaxxxers !effortposters !lurkers !merari discuss

This one's really really weird. Something feels incredibly off about his situation or at least the way he talks about it. Please post your opinions because I'm at a loss.

Personal Details -

• 33 y/o Virginian

• Lynchberg

• Job - "Large Tech Company" "Manages Account Managers"

• Father was a Pastor

• Eight siblings growing up, spends a little too much trying to give his kids opportunities that he didn't?

  • issues when trying to save that isn't directly for a thing he wants to buy

• Married for 10 years

  • Caleb suggests couples therapy per usual

Job Status - (He's getting laid off)

• $33k equity every year vests every 3 year?

• 115k 10% bonus half performance half company performance

• 7.5% last year

• "Company is doing well" holding margins and growing a little

• 1.1 billion a quarter revenue? There since 2018

  • Net 200 million

• Company is laying off 8% of workforce

  • Rolling layoffs

  • Found out March 1st that he's getting laid off, but begging him to stay until May 1st

  • Volunteered to be laid off if they were laying off someone at his level?

    • Asked Jesus if he should volunteer to be laid off or not and I guess Jesus said yes?

      • Also he wasn't doing much there? And had gotten complacent? He said this later

    • Cousin says he'll pay 120k at a director level role in a different company

    • Given 3 months Admin Leave

    • Cousin's company decided he was not qualified so this is all down the drain

      • Will be going to get a real estate license instead

    • Other cousin has offered him a real estate job (he is going to try this)

      • plans on bailing if he can't sell something within 3 months

  • They are working on some sort of important legacy system migration but still getting cut?

  • Wife's 'cap' is 40k

  • Severance -

    • ~30k including the Admin leave thing?

    • 35k 2 weeks for every tear there

    • 10k retention bonus for staying

Expenses -

• Donations

  • $800 a month to his church

  • $170 a month to missions

• 6k per year for two kids in private school

  • Hybrid school, home schools 2 days a week

• No mortgage

  • Bought a house for 265'000, sold it for 575'000

  • Some weird stuff with the grandfather giving him money or something? I lost track of the plot

• Lots of going out to eat, the wife takes the kids very frequently instead of cooking them food? Timestamp

  • Weird stories from the wife's childhood something is very very wrong here. Timestamp for anyone willing to help me parse this. I feel like I'm missing something.

• Fast food expenses are appearing on the recurring bills credit card. Timestamp

• Recurring payments for whole organic milk for "allergies" - This turns into "store bought milk is not as good for you"

  • Timestamp

• Budget - income is equal to expenditure

Savings -

• 20'000 savings

  • 10k cash in bank

  • 10k in Bitcoin

  • Only has that 10k cash in the bank because he watched the videos

• Wife and him have 3k in checking account (4%):

• He has 5500 in Etrade (3%)

• Had 36'000 emergency

  • All spent?

  • Can't name where he spent them

  • treated as a slush fund

Debt -

• 401k loan

  • Needed 10k, had 15k on him but needed more

  • For a legal situation 5k retainer, 10k refundable in a year?

  • Portfolio Value $39'000 (including the loan)

• Has gone through cycles of consumer debt in the past?

Credit -

• Credit decimated by a Coles credit card with a balance he forgot about for 6 months

Caleb seethes about some book called "Rich Dad Poor Dad" for a minute or two Timestamp

"I don't know where my money's going"

Antifa. Nazi Azov Battalion. Sleeper cells intel:#BREAKING This is a terrorist movement. They're doing planned attacks on Americans.

Audrey "Aiden" Hale messaged a friend from middle school on Instagram minutes before the deadly rampage.

I have already made the connection… pic.twitter.com/F0EseNeBUh

— WayneTech SPFX®️ (@WayneTechSPFX) March 28, 2023

For those of you that don't know, some FTM named Aiden Hale shot up a church school recently . While browsing on Twitter, I discovered the real enemy behind the attacks: the Ukranian Azov Battalion.

The guy making these posts typically posts about his custom made cosplay suits, but he's not afraid to speak the truth:

Antifa. Nazi Azov Battalion . Sleeper cells intel: #BREAKING This is a terrorist movement. They're doing planned attacks on Americans. Audrey "Aiden" Hale messaged a friend from middle school on Instagram minutes before the deadly rampage. I have already made the connection between antifa this nazi azov battalion group :marseyreich:.

He goes on to describe the connections between between Antifa and the Azov battalion:

As evidenced on her weapon . This is an anarchy[antifa] nazi[azov] Satanist group underground movement. The lightning bolt[nazi] couple with 5 pointed star[pentagram] is taken directly from Anton Lavey Sigil. This is a violent terrorist group. Being trying by paramilitary[azov battalion].

He is of course referring to the KAWS Clown sticker on the gun, which isn't a pentagram or a nazi symbol, but maybe he knows something that we don't

The Drama

The Haters

Personally, I think this nerd totally solved it, but others aren't as trusting:

: I like your stuff Wayne but this screams false flag to me again.

: No sir. Not in this case. These deaths were real. You have milsec doing ops and cabal doing sleeper ops. Moves and counter moves. Previously, some specific shootings were tests because milsec knows that eventually, the cabal will be doing these types of ops. So, to get people prepared of what is to come. Tests are over. No more warnings for us. Prepping schools, teachers, and training sessions. All should have done preps, etc, already all over the country. Warnings and tests are over. Please overstand this. Don't know how many times I have to keep saying the same thing. Cabal is bringing war to the streets. That's the 3rd phase. Once civil war happens and at some point it'll be over. Those on both sides would have exhausted all resources, weapons, etc. Then cabal moves in with their NATO armies to complete takeover. Then that is when milsec comes in and swiftly, but quickly take them out[done in 30]. Afterward, or during that time. Is when EBS alerts will be broadcasted. People are trying to rush the plan. Because they're impatient and can't wait for it to be over. Not now. Not yet.

Summary: the cabal is doing moves and counter moves to exhaust America before they move in with their NATO armies

: Bruh that’s a Kaws x Bape sticker (in reference to the sticker on the gun)

: Bruh. Idgaf what new age name they want to turn this into. The original symbol is a satanic sigil. Using a nazi bolt and pentagram.

A skull and crossbones is a satanic sigil now

:Can you please show me where that sticker on that gun is an azov sign?

: Never said it's an azov sign. I said is a nazi symbol, mixed with a pentagram. I also said the azov is training this anarchist[antifa].

The truthers

Some of these people agree with him, but some have even more hidden info to bring to the table

: She said something bad was gonna ngto happen, but wouldn't say way. She had insider knowledge.

: She just knew she was going on a mission. And this is why it's not an mk ultra op.

Some people might say that Aiden knew he was going to shoot up a school because he planned to do it. Those people are r-slurred, because the only way Aiden could've known he was going to do it was if somebody told him he was

Here, a twitter user learns about the global spread of the Azov battalion and their source:

: I thought the Azov Battalion were in Ukraine. Are you saying there are factions here in USA?

: Yeah dude. They're everywhere. They stem from Cia operation gladio. Look it up. It's impressive. They also shot up the Christchurch new Zealand massacre. Buffalo shooter. And they're call card is these icons on their murder weapons.

The Followup

If you didn't think he had enough evidence before, now he really has it covered:

: #AMERICAUNDERATTACK Antifa. Nazi Azov. Sleeper cells. Cabal intel: I love my anon followers. This was pointed out to me. The shoes the assailant were wearing were swapped out. So upon further inspection of the footage the church cameras had. And the footage that was released to by Metro PD. Upon inspection of both videos. I can confirm the shoes were swapped out. I zoomed in and slowed the video down. This means the following: 1. Mil int learned of the plan of the underground trans terrorism plot. And swapped out the original assailant for a special ops member. Which would explain the other officers on scene where the suspect was prior to MPD arriving. Which would confirm a FF op. ______________________________ What we know: There's an underground Trans Antifa group[comprised mainly of women pretending to be men] that the NAZI Azov here in America training and providing material support[weapons] to train these radicalized psychopaths. Milsec can't be everywhere protecting and defending us. The symbols on the weapons. A sudden emergence of an arm of the antifa terror group. Mil int is letting us know to look out for so that we can protect, defend, and spot these terrorists for ourselves. This terror group is active and planning ops against the sovereign people of America. Primarily targeting children and churches. This is what true investigations look like. If the media and the corrupt authorities representing our govt did their true jobs. Figured this out and forewarned the people beforehand. None of these FFs operations would exist. We are under attack. Stay vigilant. Stay safe. Stay prepared.

The summary: The shooter was real at first, but then was detained and replaced with an undercover agent. They then planted Azov symbols on the undercover agent so that the American people would know what to look out for on potential shooters.

This one got a lot more interaction at over 5k likes

: how come the body came footage isn’t timestamped

: Bingo! Everyone should flood calls to MPD. And let them know. Also tell them this whole op stinks. Can't keep getting away with this.

But I thought he just said they did it to inform Americans what to look out for like it was a good thing?

: So either the shooter had time to change their shoes, their shoes were swapped, or the shooter is not the same as the person on the ground?

: Bingo! Assailant had no backpack to even carry shoes. And if the person wanted to get away. A change of clothes is more logical. So either the MPD is corrupt and let the assailant escape. Or mil int found out about this op and stopped it. And left a clear clue to us they intervened, and letting us know what's really going on with this trans terror group is planning.

There we go now he's back on the "it was a federal intervention to inform the Americans" approach

Earlier he said that the deaths were real, but now he's had a change of heart after thinking some more:

: Sooo…does this mean NO ONE was actually killed????

: After review. And these new developments. Yes, none died. But unfortunately, the families will be led to believe they had. So we must let them grieve in peace. Extremely unfortunate.

You heard it here, no one actually died!

#Conclusion

That's a wrap! This was my first effort post, I hope you enjoyed and I hope you learned the true origin of the shooting today

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caster_Semenya

About 15 years ago, long before the recent Transwomen in female sports debates that have engulfed Burgerland politics, there existed a South African 800m woman athlete called Casper Semenya. She grew up near Polokwane, the capital of Limpopo province (I worked there from 2019-2020!). She rose to infamy at the speed of greased lightning, the female Usian Bolt of Southern Africa, as she basically dominated and crushed all of her competition from her very earliest and youngest athletic endeavors. Finally her crowning achievement was obtained in 2009, when she won the Olympic Gold in BOTH the 800m and 1500m trach events, basically obliterating her competition. She was 18 years old at the time.

2009 was also when the international shitshow began.

S*X VERIVICATION TEST:

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/caster-semenya-faces-s*x-test-before-she-can-claim-victory-d5fksvdhv9r

Okay........so there's no beating around the bush. Semenya doesn't look very......feminine.......

You can see her photo on her wikipedia article, and many of the Mayo femoid athletes whom she basically crushed to bits basically immediately became suspicious that Caster was actually a man taking them all for a ride. Talk about being sour loooooooosers!

But the question was very serious, and eventually the media shitstorm forced the Olympics comittee to take it seriously as well. And eventually a s*x verification test was being discussed.

Now back in South Africa, this set off a turbo nuclear category 5 mega dramastorm. You guys need to understand the context. There is no sensitive way to put it, but a lot of black people, especially black women in post colonial countries suffer from inferiority complex by not being able to fulful what is known as the White Beauty Standards. Now a lot of this is Tumbler shit, where fuggo peeps complain that nobody wants to date them.

But a lot of this is also quite serious, and has had real world ramifications regarding african culture, and how black people see themselves. For context: in america there is an inter race biggotry between Light and Darker skinned African Americans called colourism. This is where lighter skinned black people in burgerland mistreat darker skinned blacks as lessors, and sometimes vice versa. This stemmed both from where many light skinned black peeps are literally the offspring from slavery r*pes, where ironically the slave owners would dote their illigitemate children, and treat them better than the very mothers they sexually coerced. Combined with the fact that the powerful cultural megaphone of european and american media, the unintentional subtext that white is better than black, was poured by Maya media globally for literal centuries

I'm told India has the same issues with Lighter skinned indians being the only actors allowed to be casted in prominent Bollywood, and with "darker" asians like philipinos being treated like trash by all the other SEA states.

The point is this, many South African women basically explode if you you suggest they are less attractive than their mayo/ or pretty much any other racial peers, and the most grievous insult you , could level at black women in Southern Africa is stating they don't look feminine, or that they look mannish compared to the women of the other races. Which incidentally the white afrikaners in their sheer meanness did actually do a lot when they were in power. They were real douchebags

I've also tried to find magazines and newspapers of this time period, but once again linkrot means there's jackshit left. Basically, during this time period in 2009, there was a metric shitload of drama where black women in RSA was called ugly, and national singers had to apologize while being cancelled for stating that black chicks look male, ect. It's especially funny because half of the causes of this gender drama, came from black men where black men themselves prefer dating women from other races; I'm told burgerland has these same r-slurred issues. And as you can imagine this caused nuclear shitstorms all year round in 2009, so when the Caster Semenya drama rolled around, the country was basically primed for autismo armageddon.

SOUTH AFRICAN MEDIA RAGES

The South African press, especially the black ones were raging hard, many felt this a violation of their collective dignity, and with Caster being their subjugate. many felt that the S*x Verification Test was basically those slut Mayo bietches trying to defame Semenya, by taking a low blow to her appearance. But......uhhhh......even back when se was raking in the Gold medals back in RSA, peeps would still make snide jokes about her appearance, which in turn would fan the flames, which in turn........ect

https://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/tomfordyce/2009/08/semenya_left_stranded_by_storm.html

From Article: "Caster just laughed and asked if they would like her to take off her pants to show them she was a woman," said Seme. "We understand that people will ask questions because she looks like a man. It's a natural reaction and it's only human to be curious." So far, so amusing - but the atmosphere began to change when Semenya charged through her heat and semi-final in such dominant fashion that she was suddenly the red-hot favourite for gold. What had been a story known only to athletics aficionados suddenly had legs. Questions started being asked of athletics' ruling body, the IAAF. The jokes started getting more unpleasant. The 'c' word - cheat - rose to the surface.

Cynics recalled the famous case of German high jumper Dora Ratjen, who competed at the Olympics here in Berlin in 1936 but was later revealed to be a chap named Hermann. The comparison was ridiculous - Ratjen was forced to conceal his gender by the Nazi government and had been born and raised a man - and the reaction from the South African team indignant. :End Article

As the media speculation began to turn ugly, from both those claiming that Semenya was a man, and from those that Semenya's privacy was being violated at a global level.

http://edition.cnn.com/2009/SPORT/08/19/athletics.worlds.berlin.semenya/index.html

But the real shitshow was when the IAAF spokesman Big D*ick Nick Davies said "The gender verification test is an extremely complex procedure," People were like the actual frick can a s*x verification test be complicated, pull her pants down! Of course the test would require blood and stuff to be taken, and extensive testing would need to be done to clinically verify her shit at the genetic level, but the public wasn't in the mood for nuanced answers they wanted ANSWERS NOW!

Finally Semenya was told she would have to take a test, and the following morning, didn't appear for her post race conference: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/athletics/8210471.stm

emenya did not attend a post-race news conference following her success, but IAAF secretary general Pierre Weiss did appear before the media.

From the article: http://edition.cnn.com/2009/SPORT/08/19/athletics.worlds.berlin.semenya/index.html

"We know you want to talk to her, but she is young, she is inexperienced and she is not able to reply properly to all your questions," he said. "I will answer for her. The decision not to put her up was taken by the IAAF and the South African federation. "I repeat, she was not prepared for a situation like this." Weiss insisted the IAAF had handled the situation as best as it could and defended the timing of the announcement to test Semenya. "She was unknown three weeks ago," he said. "No one could have anticipated this. We are fast but we are not a lion." He added: "If it is proved that she is not a female, she will be withdrawn and the medals revised. At the moment, the athlete must be given the benefit of the doubt."

Even stone hearted dramatards would have felt bad for Semenya, remember she's only 18, and an explosion of international infamy isn't something most people are prepared for.

Back home in RSA the media Frenzy is still ongoing. https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2009/aug/20/caster-semenya-s*x-row-athletics

From Article: Jacob Semenya, her father, told the Sowetan newspaper: "She is my little girl. I raised her and I have never doubted her gender. She is a woman and I can repeat that a million times." He attacked his daughter's critics, saying: "For the first time South Africans have someone to be proud of and detractors are already shouting wolf. It is unfair. I wish they would leave my daughter alone." Semenya, who has a muscular build and deep voice, aroused suspicions recently with a dramatic improvement in performance. She went from a virtual unknown to the world's fastest woman over 800m this year when she clocked 1:56.72 at the African junior championships in Mauritius. She sliced more than a second off that with her winning time of 1:55.45 in Berlin on Wednesday.

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2009/aug/23/caster-semenya-athletics-gender

S*X VERIFICATION RESULTS:

https://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/20/sports/20runner.html

https://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/03/magazine/the-humiliating-practice-of-s*x-testing-female-athletes.html

Eventually the Olympics comittee would take 8 months and not release the result of Semenja's gender tests, and suddenly out of the blue made an anouncement that Caster was cleared for drug use. And everybody was like, "yeah but WTF about her gender r-slurs!" In November 2009, South Africa's sports ministry issued a statement that Semenya had reached an agreement with the IAAF to keep her medal and award. And be allowed to compete with the 2010 events. People were confused, the mayo sluts were angry, South African black women rejoiced! This was a victory against racism!!

JULUIS MALEMA WEIGHTS IN ON THE CASTER SEMENYA CONTROVESY (because of fokken course he does )

https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-2009-aug-26-fg-africa-runner26-story.html

It was an r-slured moment for South Africa, as the Semenya controversy became a political and social controversy, many populists like Malema instantly highjacked the conversation and situation as an anti-african racist one.

From article: Winnie Madikizela-Mandela, the ex-wife of former President Nelson Mandela, said no one had the right to perform tests on “our little girl” and warned South Africa’s news media to be more patriotic “without insulting one of our own. Use the freedom of press we gave you properly, because we can take it from you.”

Julius Malema, the controversial head of the ANC Youth League, criticized news organizations for questioning Semenya’s gender, which he said undermined all South African women. “Once again the white-controlled media is wrong. . . . Please stop bothering Caster,” he said. Malema also wondered why there weren’t more white South Africans in the crowd to greet Semenya and two other medal-winning athletes. (Malema faces a complaint in South Africa’s Equality Court by an activist organization, Sonke Gender Justice, for saying that a woman who accused Zuma of r*pe in 2006 “had a nice time.”)

Noluthando Mayende-Sibiya, the minister for women, children and people with disabilities, said her department had written to the IAAF to determine why there are doubts about Semenya’s gender. “Is it because she’s a woman? Is it because she’s African? We want to know why this was done,” Mayende-Sibiya said.

The South African parliamentary committee for sports and recreation announced last week that it would lodge a complaint with the United Nations Office of the High Commissioner for Human Rights that the tests grossly undermined human rights and privacy. :End of Article

On and on it went, it was a constant one-upmanship of politicians trying to out do each other, about WHY the europeans could POSSIBLY believe that Semenya could be a man. And whooo boi, the black radio commentators didn't hold back, because while the politicians postured the average white and black South African, once they finally SAW Semenya, lololololol. It was like the Chud awakening, no comedian or commentator would be caught without a mistaken gender joke about Caster, because holy shit for the every man she genuinely did fricking look like a man! There were frequent jokes about if his wife looked like Caster, then he would actually obey his wife is she looked like Caster and clean up his drunken act. You know real boomer humour type low grade jokes, because people genuinely thought this was funny, and even black women had to admit in private: "holy shit that b-word looks like a man!"

CASTER GETS TO CONTINUE OLYMPICS

From 2010 to 2014 Caster Semenya would continue her National RSA and International Olympic career with comparative lower yield of drama than 2009, but all the other International atheletes constantly complaining about them feeling like they were being outcompeted by a biological man.

In 2015, a shitload of Russians got caught doping in a heapload of events, with many officials caught taking bribes, and looking the other way, the event caused a big Turnover in the Olympic comittee and the IAAF, which in turn forced their replacedments to reconvene on any other possible controversies to save their reputation, and thus they zeroed in onto Semenya quickly

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2015/nov/09/wada-iaaf-russia-peepee-pound-banned

TREVOR NOAH MAKES A JOKE ABOUT SEMENYA (and bussyblasts all the pearlclutchers )

Yes the same Trevor Noah of which took over from the Jon guy on the Daily Show - one of the most pro libtard wingcucked pieces of media in existence. But before Trevor became a burger Democrat propaganda tool, he was a turbo based South African comedian, who pulled no punches and understood the unique culture of RSA.

Here in this youtube clip where our boi Trevor Noah basically made a legendary joke about the Caster Semenya fiasco. I'm sorry for beating the joke to death by explaining, it but foreigners will not understand the punchline.

You see in South African languages like Xhosa and Sotho, they don't have gendered pronouns (he/she), and a very common mistake which black people in English curriculum schools make is like: he is my mother. Or she is my uncle. It is famously the greatest mindfrick for south african black peeps to overcome when translating from their home languages into afrikaans or english.

SECOND S*X TEST & BAN:

Finally the reason for why the IAAF didn't want to disclose personal information from Semenya, is that all those years back in 2009, they had determined that Caster was an Intersex individual. Still technically a biological woman, but with a metric shit ton of naturally ocurring testosterone in her system.

You see the 2015 new members of the IAAF had began to ban the administration of too high levels of testosterone in female athletes, as Russian dopers, including russian women, would take testosterone to give them vast edges. What's incredible was that even miniscule amounts of testosterone would give a biological woman, a strong edge, and our girl Caster had like dozens of times the allowable amount of naturally occuring testosterone in her system, basically as much as that of a biological man. This defect was called hyperandrogenism. So Semenya was automatically disqualified, to much rage of sef efricans.

https://www.wired.co.uk/article/caster-semenya-testosterone-ruling-gender-science-analysis

https://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/20/sports/caster-semenya-800-meters.html

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2019/may/01/caster-semenya-iaaf-behind-scenes-sporting-trial-of-the-century

She's tried to get the Max-Testosterone ruling over-ruled, but even as recent as 2019, the fight raged on with IAAF. Amusingly the IAAF put between two hard places, would jump between 2016 to 2017 about whether the Testosterone rating levels should remain, before finalizing in 2018 that the Max testosterone allowed by biological female athletes would remain permanent.

My favorite black doods on the internet actually weight in on the situation level-headed

And uhh that's it, GOOD NIGHT

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_Renaissance_Monument

Greetings Dramatards!

A lot of Africans who want to show off their spiffing new mega statue to try and have a peepee measuring contest with places like Italy and their Roman Coloseum stuff, often find themselves devolving into internet slapfights regarding corruption. That's because from start to finish, the African Monument was a colossal shitshow.

The statue in question is called the African Renaissance Monument, and you've gotto admit it looks pretty fricking epic.

It was constructed in the Capital Dakar, in the country Senegal. The monument was constructed to celebrate independence from the French, and to celebrate a new age African excellence in the hope that from this point forward that future generations of Africa and Sengalese would carve their own path & shit. This fricker took almost 5 years to build, the foundation got pounded in 2006, and the actual statue's construction began in 2008, only to be finished in 2010.

Unfortunately protests among the inhabitants of Dakar began almost immediately. You see Senegal is brokenshit poor, and the colossal expenses accompanying this mega project was something the denizens of Dakar wasn't too fond about, considering the basic needs of things like water and electricity was still not omnipresent for all civilians. They felt the money could be better spent on other necessities.

https://web.archive.org/web/20131224113712/http://www.polity.org.za/article/senegal-plans-quotafrican-renaissancequot-monument-2008-04-04

It didn't help that the President Abdoulaye Wade, was a very Trump like dude, in that he regularly said batshit african leader things all the time

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/8435805.stm

Muslim Imams of Senegal didn't like the idea of a huge statue as they felt it was very idolatrous, while Christians were pissed at prez Wade cuz he compared the Renaisance monument to Jesus Christ, and they also felt like their faith was being made light off. You dramatards have to understand that much of Sub-Saharan Africa is very very religious, and even inane comments would set off major controvesies in religious communities, and prez Wade did not have a lot of Charisma in this regard.

CONSTRUCTION:

The drama started immediately when our favorite Best Koreans were contracted to build the statue. I'm not pooping you guys, North Korea's biggest export was statues and being contracted to build Giant Statues for other nations. I cant read French, but Nigerian colleagues who worked in Senegal told me there were already drama about working with North Korea, as since per usual not all african are commies or fans of commies.

https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-35569277

But especially since a heapload of statues built by North Korea can be found all over africa, and most of them were paid without the input of their local poplulations, and often for those other countries also with accompanying drama that the locals would prefer the extravagant funds to be better spent on local infrastructure. And this new gargantuan 50m statue would be the largest and most extravagant of all statues yet built

https://qz.com/459784/photos-a-brief-tour-of-north-korean-statues-in-africa

UNVEILING & NUDITY:

3 April 2010. The big ceremony was underway. 19 African leaders were invited to the great unveiling. Big gasps of oohs and aaahs were followed by death threats from muslims. Even during the big fanfare lots of Senegal peeps were protesting. And boi was it a shitshow.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/8601382.stm

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2010/4/3/senegal-unveils-statue-amid-protest

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/8353624.stm

1. Once the statue was unveiled, our boi prez Wade went full diplomacy Skyrim Speech 100 mode, and reportedly claimed that Senegal’s intellectual property laws entitled him to 35% of tourism revenue from the monument. That's right now his administration, but him personally, as in after his term, he would get to pocket 1/3 of the tourism money in perpetuity. The crowd wasn't happy reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

2. Additionally when the mega conservative mostly muslim (92%) population of senegal Dakar residents saw the actual statue, there was less than ecstatic Enthusiasm. The statue depicted a "near-naked" man, aka a dude with no shirt on, and a woman with her booby exposed. It was very Haram

3. From article lol: “We have issued a fatwa [religious ruling] urging Senegal’s imams this Friday to read the holy Quran in the mosques simply to ask Allah to preserve us from the punishment this monument of shame risks bringing on Senegal,” Imam Massamba Diop told followers at his central Dakar mosque. The sculpture of a muscular man pulling a scantily clad woman has also been labelled as sexist and the female’s “naked legs” caused a controversy with the architect offering to remodel the sculpture.

4. When the locals found out that the statue had been build by 50 North Korean dudes, they were even more angery, as that meant none of the expenses were even used to pay local labourers, in a country where employment was scarce.

WHERE MONEY:

From articles :Thousands of people protested against "all the failures of President Wade's regime, the least of which is this horrible statue" on the city's streets beforehand, with riot police deployed to maintain control.[3] Deputy leader of the opposition Ndeye Fatou Toure described the monument as an "economic monster and a financial scandal in the context of the current [economic] crisis".:

The hunk of metal cost 27 million bucks, which is a shit load of money for piss poor Senegal, and their conversion rate was equally atrocios, so their had pretty good cause to b-word. It was very similar to 2014 Brazilian protests, where a very pro soccer country went mad and protested countrywide against the immense expenses of hosting the cup, and building their new staduims , which were also an expense which the relatively not wealthy brazil could not actually afford.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/jun/12/anti-world-cup-protests-brazilian-cities-sao-paulo-rio-de-janeiro

Thousands of protestors would march and demand that prez Wade resign, saying that the statue was an expense the country could not afford where 20% of the people of Senegal lived below poverty line, and this is by africa standards, so this was like a starving trailer trash buying expensive wine when they were starving.

Greetings Dramastrags.

I've just come from the annual Free State and Northern Cape SAGI conference. SAGI is an organization which promotes the interests of Surveyors in South Africa. During these meetings we all complain and lament about the horrible fate of being born the lowest of Mayos - South Africans, and b-word about our trouble in our industry with corruption and governmental incompetence.

Afterwards we drink and gorge ourselves into an early night of babelas (drunken stupur), and snore it off to repeat for the next 2 days.

Tonight I was the youngest survey strag in the entirety of the two provinces by at least 15-20 years. I'm 29, and the next youngest is a work colleague at 48. So I basically sat taken prisoner by old hardcore South African Union afrikaner guys who've been through shit, seen some shit, and each probably murdered about 10 communists by the time they were my age back during the Angolan-Namibian Bush War between SWAPO and the South African Defence Forces. It was very intimidating (me on the left; them on the right)

Tonight we talked about bribe stories and I just have to fricking share them with you strags!

STORY 1:

We'll call the 1st boer Piet. Piet began his misadventures about pre COVID in 2019 when he had to go on a flight from RSA to Owstralia, to share practices and tech shit between the 2 nations' survey organizations or something equivalently boring. Regardless, the previous day he took the jewelry case of his long dead sister, which he had promised to give to his niece who had emigrated to Owstralia a decade earlier. He states that he just inspected the case and saw golden rings and pearls and other very expensive treasures, and basically just threw the lot into a Bank bag - a bag typically used for treasures like jewlery when depositing into physical bank saves. This lack of further inspection of the contents would be his undoing a day later - but since he's an honourable man with no avarice, he didn't even think to look into the case's content of fabolous treasures which a lessor man would have been tempted to steal from.

He placed the Safe bag into a Hiker's Backpack, which had tons of super secure and secret holding spaces to wield with him during the flight, since he sure as shit didn't trust RSA custodians taking care of his main luggage.

He arrived at Cape Town's airport like 4 hours early and thought to himself that he would enjoy an early breakfast and ensure he was through customs, and would wait patiently at the boarding gate. At the customs, security inspection magnetic X-ray gate things went south fricking quickly. The X-ray machine beeped ominously, and the custodian who barely spoke english, was like "nonononono, you have to go back"

Minus keys, sellphone and other iron crap he went again, BEEEEP. Ah oh. This time the backpack was isolated, and identified as the culpret. Beeeeeeeeeeeep. Oh god, Piet was looking at his watch, least he was early. They threw aaaal the shit out of the backpack, and still "nonononono". Eventually Piet got nervous that these frickers were after the jewelry, he had to help them open all the complex secured minibags and zips just to eventually get to the culprit, the aforementioned Safebag. Piet's stomach fell beneath his boots, he feared his niece's jewelry he had promised to transport would be attempted to be bribed from his fingers before he would be allowed to cross over customs.

And then, as they opened the safebag, and threw out the jewelry, the cullprut fell out: a bullet!! A fricking fully loaded, unspent bullet from a caliber Piet had never seen in his life, and he's an avid hunter like all goed non strag boers are. WTF. Where in heck did this come from, it was clearly mixed among the jewelry case which he had not spent even an instant to inspect the day before. Now he was in trouble, he had attempted to smuggle live ammunition aboard an airplane. Piet looked at his watch 3 hours to go.

The moronic looking custodian barked into her walkie talkie and summoned her higher up superior. Questions after questions, does Piet own a firearm, does he know where this bullet came from, did someone tamper with his luggage without his notice. Piet knew he was guilty as sin of breaking SA law, doesn't matter if it was accident or unintentional - 2.5 hours to go.

Finally his answers were unsatisfactory, and a uniform police officer was summoned - the fattest man Piet had ever seen in his life. How his stick legs kept up his bulk without snapping, it was like Giraffe legs keeping up a Hippo or Rhino. Piet was taken to be grilled into an isolated inspection room, lucky at least the custodians were not interested of robbing him of his jewelry, but now he was facing something greater, being jailed - or worse, missing his flight!

After extensive grilling and shit talking the fat officer turned out to be actually quite friendly and deduced that piet wasn't a terrorist, he was simply r-slurred. The police informed the custodian b-word that he saw no reason to detain him, and would personally confiscate and destroy the wayward bullet, and would not arrest him, that really pissed off the custodian c*nt, cuz she clearly was not satisfied with this answer.

Piet took his backpack and hightailed it to the boarding gate before the dumb broad could object. 1 Hour left. He was completely jittered and not in the mood for a relaxing breakfast anymore. His eyes glued to the clock, his cellphone rang, it was the custodian inspection and they told him that everything was in order. Piet relaxed. 1/2 hour before boarding. His cellphone rang again - it was the custodian services again, this time however they said said shit was actually NOT OKAy and he must submit back to the fricking X-ray line again.

Piet basically shit brix, and stood sweating bullets at the boarding gate just 10 minutes before opening, and the other passengers was already forming a line, hoping that he could just avoid the broad. Piet says to the rest of us around the table guffawing at his past misery that he didn't know why the heck he thought he would get away with it.

As he was the very last passenger about to be turned in at the noarding gate, he saw out of the corner of his eye, another custodian lady walking with purpose into the direction of his boarding gate, he knew without anouncement she was looking for no one else but him. 10 seconds. He takes out his Passport and Ticket, but the scanner starts beeping and thunping and flashing red, as if personally affronted by Piets presence - clearly this fricker was terrorist, and the boarding gate guard was like NOPE.

Piet turned around with limp peepee in hand, head hanging towards the custodian Lady which was standing behind him and calmly said. plz come with me Sir.

They went back to the security Isolation chamber where officer Hippo had investigated him an hour before - this time with his entire Pull-Luggage bag on a lone chamber, clearly not having been loaded onto his plane. The custodian says they need to inspect his shit, but they need to do so in his presence.

Piet now foaming, says he cant open it, cuz the luggage bag is closed with cable ties and Ducktape, he no knife or anything. They give him a 10 year old broken stump pair of scissors. He decides if he breaks the scissors, he''s gonna remove that cable ties in like 10 seconds flat, and proceeds to molest his bag. 2 minutes later, Piet puffin with effort, the bag is made accessible and open.

They throw out his carefully packed clothes and shit, and zoom into the culprit of concern. His fricking camping flashlight. The custodian lady replies that he's allowed to have the flashlight and batteries in his storage lugagage and must carry it with him in his backpack.

Silence. Wut. That's it. That's it says the new custodian lady. Piet's mind is blank. What the actual frick

Never in his long life of flying had he heard such All this kak, just for the flashlight?? Can I just go now Piet asks

The chipper Custodian lady replies: yup. As if everything was normal and sane, and he hadn't just been made a fool of in the universe. The Dunning-Chad-Kruger lady dismisses him like a cuck, and Piet basically breaks world reccords to go throw his Luggage back into the luggage import section, and back through boarding gate, the gate lady smugly smirking at him, or at least he thinks so.

He makes the cuck walk of shame into the plane, which has now been delayed by half an hour just for him, and 300 other passengers glare at him in annoyance as just waddles with his backpack and fleshlight past to go sit in the naughty boy chair. The rest of us are sniggering at him behind the braai.

In Owstralia, Piet basically manhandles his surprised niece at the airport, and just punch shoves the jewelry bag into her hands and goes jumping into a lake or something.

The rest of us are calling Piet a terminal r-slur, the very 1st custodian lady was expecting a bribe to just let him through. The fact that he was literally carrying jewels and shit upon an airplane, basically marked him as a wealthy man, and people who screw up by having contraband like weaponry or ammunition in his possesion, gets singled out with the expectation that they would bribe his way out, if the police find him not a threat. Had he just slipped a mere R100 note, his shit would have ended in the 1st hour. The battery nonsense, was custodian Lady nr. 1 screwing him over for bulking her off, as marking him with further plausible contraband, to be inspected.

4 years after the event, Piet just says: Oh.

STORY 2:

Koos starts his bribe story by talking about how during his vacation in the Khalahari to Namibia tour. He basically packs his bakkie with pineapples before going to the border, because he knows that the border guards love searching for bogus contraband, and he basically lets the gaurds keep the pineapples which are very cheap in comparison to paying bribe money, since they already would grab that shit out of the car/pick-up truck they would be reluctant to return the juicy looking fruit, and be all to happy when the generous white tourist would donate these fruit which are non existant in the mostly dessert Namibia.

But the real drama starts with is his long time friend whom is an afrikaner local of Namibia whom would drive the part around in his excessively oversized gigachad 4x4 OFF-road mega truck. The type of vehicle which haunts /r/frickcars denizens' dreams. We'll call him dsishit Jaco.

Bribing is pretty fricking common among all of the southern african nations bordering RSA, at least for tourists, and especially white ones. From Namibia, Zambia, Zimbabwe, Angola, Mozambique and Botswana, Of all of them only Bots has the best economy and police force, but even they immediately go full Libertarian anarchist when tourists with disposable money is involved. Of all of the tourism bribary, Namibian borderguards are the least corrupt regarding scamming tourists, but that's still a low low bar. I do hear shitholes like Paris and Rome also has a massive scamming of tourists and bribary issue, so this is probably universal behaviour.

Anyways dipshit Jaco would drive the tour party around to see some tourist junk, cuz he had a liscence as a resident of Namidia. Or he was supposed to have, apparently the very 1st traffic cop which stopped Jaco found his liscence expired, which dipshit Jaco knew. Koos was very annoyed And Jaco knew it was expired, so now at the very 1st fricking speedcop they have to already give away money bribes, and its just the beginning of a 3 week vacation.

Now this was during COVID, and like their RSA neighbours, Namibia required that any vehicle with passengers required that all the cowtools inside needed to wear a mask at all times, nobody did so unless in the presence of police, cuz it was an r-slured policy, but better to keep ur head down.

So our friends Koos and Jaco would devise some sort of galaxy brain scheme, where they would use Koos' RSA liscence superimposed on Jaco's Printed out temp liscence, something which wouldn't pass check by a diligent cop, but Namibian cops are not Africa's finest. Legally Jaco wasn't allowed to drive till Namibian department would issue his new shit, but that would be well passed their 3 weeks planned vac, so Koos would pretend to be Jaco by, get this, keeping his fricking surgical facemask on with a hat on to fool the complacent speedcops during traffic stops.

And get this, apparently this fricking worked for like 90% of the vacation. Wut. I theorize that since all boer middle aged men have the same phenotype of having a bushy beard/ sideburns, and a beer belly at the age of 50, that even if their hair colour mismatches, this basically confuses the local indigenous african locals. By sheer force of by both the Kang speedcops and mayos involved in these, what must have been IRL Mister Bean comedy skits, they fricking made it through their tour not going to fricking jail for falsifying documents.

Unfortunately on the very very last day their luck ran out when Koos would ignore the panicked pointing and jumping of a local Samaritan Namibian trying to get his attention, when Koos drove past the local thinking it was another begger or scam artist. It turns out he was driving in the wrong direction on a One-Way street, and get this, straight into the clutches of a speedcop traffic camera unit, and was promptly stopped for investigation.

The Speedo was all like "Oooooh Ooooooh, u are in beeg trouble sir." Lucky for Mr Bean and company, this Speedcop had them instantly pined as rich (by Namibian tourists), and was egging for a big bribe intead.

Unfortunately for Koos, he had not prepared his wallet for bribing that day. You see the ideal way of dealing with bribary is not to have way too much money in your wallet in that instance otherwise, the bozos will take everything. But to also not to have to little, otherwise the Speedos can frick u over right then and there. Koos had all of his remaining shit in his wallet from the end of the vacation and ended up being turbo cucked by the Namibian Justice system for his wrongdoings, however a few thousand Rands later, the idiots were let go back to GTFO to south africa .

STORY 3:

This one involved myself and my family. Back when i was a tiny mayo wiglet, we would go tour in Zimbabwe. I'm pretty sure Zimbabwe is infamous now as a consequence of its economic spiral and colossal hyperinflation the likes of which had not been seen prior since the pre-nazi germany when the burgerland Great Depression took the entire earth down with it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperinflation_in_Zimbabwe

https://www.worlddata.info/africa/zimbabwe/inflation-rates.php

What a lot of foreigner strags donn't know about Zimbabwe's horrific decline is that its APOCALYPTIC levels of decline didn't occur suddenly and overnight, but took a dreadful decade to realize.

It's also important to realize/ for foreigner to understand that the event which kickstarted the Zimbabwean Hyperinflation, namely the now also equally infamous chasing off of whites, specifically white farmers from their property which was basically confiscated at gun-level without due cause, and often overnight as whites previously known as Rhodesians, were often chased off in the middle of the night with nothing but their pajamas and small-clothes. The expulsion of white farmers also didn't occur suddenly but ocurred incrementally over decades.

Sometimes they were even attempted to be murdered in their beds, and only survived because their black loyal farm workers, or the local municipal black cops charged to the white owned farms in the middle of the night on their tooter-scooters, to warn the post-rhodesian boers there to GTFO and flee to South Africa/Namibia ASAP because the Zimbabwean military will come in the morning to confiscate everything, and rumours were spreading like wildfire that farmers were being murdered in their beds.

I know what many of you are thinkin: this sounds like total absolute bullshit, that there would be any black peeps in Zims that were actually loyal enough to their previous colonial overlords that they would risk the ire of the Zimbabwean Military forces to warn them to flee overnight and such. That's because race relations and politics post Rhodesia-to-Zimbabwe transition was extremely tumuluous and weird, and wasn't as simple as black-vs-white, at least compared to that of their South African neighbours down south.

Here is a short Youtube video to describe how Mugabe went full Erdogan, and changed rapidly from a national Zims black hero to full tyrant:

Basically many Black people of Zimbabwe had greater Loyalty towards Rhodesian whites, than they had to Mugabe.

https://www.genocidewatch.com/single-post/genocide-watch-country-report-zimbabwe

https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/02564718.2021.1923695?journalCode=rjls20

"The Gukurahundi Genocide of 1983 to 1987 in Zimbabwe began with the desire by Robert Mugabe and his Zimbabwe African National Union Patriotic Front (ZANU-PF) political party for oneparty state rule under a life presidency. For that dark goal to be achieved the political opposition in shape of the Zimbabwe African People's Union (ZAPU) had to be eliminated"

https://www.genocidewatch.com/single-post/genocide-watch-country-report-zimbabwe

It's important to understand that (1) not all black peeps in Zims was part of the same ethnicity, and (2) that not all of them were Communists, liked communism or trusted the Soviet Union and their fricktard Cuban buddies. Many preferred liberal Democracy, and could see with their own eyes that African Americans enjoyed a much greater prosperity in burgerland, even with Segregation and a discriminatory past in the USA similar to that of RSA. They also realized that much of the reason why communist black Freedom fighters rose to incridible prominence and power in basically all of the various post colonial nations in Southern Africa, was directly as a result of the Soviet Union backing, and many of these non communist african saw the Soviet Union, as a Neo-colonizing force, similar to how we see China Neo-colonizaing Africa today. They didn't trust the Soviet Union, and believed communist Freedom Fighters and Political leaders were ideologically cucked by the Kremlin, and ideologically beholden to them as a new form of vassal states.

It's not like they liked the Colonizing forces of Western Europe, or because they didn't think America wasn't filled with racism and prejiduce and, they didn't like suck off the Boers of Rhodesia simply because of racism Stokholm syndrome, they just genuinely feared the totalitarian nature that the SOviet Union inspired, and feared the absolutism of Communist Freedom Fighters like Mugabe espoused in between talks of black emancipitation from their colonial overlords. If you look at past Youtube videos about Rhodesian forces, you'd see like 50% of the Rhodesian forces tend to be black, and not just white. Your 1st thought would be like: wtf, is this like sheep fighting for their wolf like colonial overlords?? The answer was never that simple, even as far back as 1950s black peeps would line up into the Rhodesian military cuz i fricking shit u not, they feared their country becomming communist more than they desired freedom from the White ruled minority of Rhodesia. It was less simple for them than RSA being white-vs-black, and instead being caught between the Devil and the Deep Sea.

But again this rambling should be its own Longpost, I'm merely trying to paint a summary of the nature of Zimbabwe when my family went touring there.

What's relevant to understand is that in the period of 2000 - 2010, Zimbabwe became the most favoured tourist attraction country for white Sef-Efricans because the rapid inflation of Zimbabwe meant that the Rand-to-Zimdollar exchange meant that Saffers felt like burgers who could tour there for a fraction of the price than they could in South Africa itself.

Also by 2000, the last of the farmer Hwhites had been chased of from Zimbabwe, and the genocide/expulsion had basically cooled the frick down since the commies and military strags who followed Mugabe, basically got what they wanted - namely the land which they had been promised, and believed that they were owed and still denied since Rhodesia-to-South Africa transition. So the danger to wiggers, at least foreigners had passed, and the Zimbabweans had realized how lucrative tourism was.

And like a frog being slowly cooked, the Zim commies didn't realize the apocalyptic time bomb they were sitting on, as the inflation was already increasingly dangerous since 1980s outstripping the GDP, with the country which used to be the breadbasket of Southern Africa, was being forced to buy grain and maize from its neighbours to make up for food shortfalls, since they basically in a sudden shock expulsed all of their commercial farmers.

Anyways back to the bribe story. back in 2007, I remember 1Rand was equivalent to 750 Zimdollars. Basically everything but petrol was bought for peanuts. Meaning even poor strags like my family could feel like kings and go camping in wonderful Zim National Parks.

Of course with every Southern African tour story, comes the inevitable bribe story told between tour parties at the night braai. Our Zim story basically started immediately when my dad and his 2nd hand 2x4 almost offroad bakkie drove up to the South African - Zimbabwe border control at the province of Limpopo. https://www.google.com/maps/place/Zimbabwe+Beitbridge+Immigration+Border+Post/@-22.2213102,29.9761096,5039m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x1ec8c86557379d8f:0x7eadc091283c9af7!8m2!3d-22.2181161!4d29.9862368!16s%2Fg%2F11c2ltvgvx

CONTEXT: Foot and Mouth disease amongst Southern African livestock

https://www.woah.org/en/disease/foot-and-mouth-disease/

Basically border control amongst Southern African countries are mostly the same to that of other countries - no contraband like firearms or drugs or whatever, with the extreme and very understandable exception being the transport of meat between the countries like Zimbabwe and South Africa. You see there exists a extraordinarily contageous disease which affects livestock like Horses, cows, sheep and goats - called Foot and Mouth disease. The sickness is very destructive and fatal to the animals ( the southern african variant at least), and can devastate entire herds. If The disease of Foot and Mouth is found in your herd it means complete financial devastation, as South African government mandates the immediate culling of all animals that share the corral or camp, even if only 1 of the animals in that herd tested positive, because of the extreme contageous nature of the sickness.

You need to understand how extraordinarily contageous this fricking sickness is. All excretions (shit) and secretions (like snot or even animal tears) contain the virus, even the mere wet breath of the animal contains the virus. This includes milk. But worst of all is that the virus completely survives the death of the animal and very very easily transmits between the meat of the slaughtered animal. It's so extreme, that human feces of people having eaten the dead meat of the infected animal could contain the still surviving virus.

But most extraordinary of all is that the disease is not transmissible between animals and Humans. Humans themselves are not affected by the Foot and Mouth diseases. Meaning that a reverse Black Death scenario plays out, where humans are the disease vectors of the virus onto herd animals while they themselves remain immune. Meaning unsuspecting farmers could spread the disease to their own stock after having eaten the meat of the recently slaughtered recently sick meat from his direct neighbour.

You can understand why both South Africa and its neighbours are very anal about never allowing the transport of meat of certain animal types between National or Provincial borders whenever the International CDC units have identified the outbreak of Haak en Steek/ Foot-and-MOuth disease.

So on that winter at the Zimbabwe-South African border we were informed that a Mouth and Foot disease had broken out in Limpopo in some backwater village down south, and Botswana, Zimbabwe and Mozambique border gaurds were issued with orders to ensure all sheep meat to be confiscated and destroyed at the border from South African tourists. Thus we recognized the reason for why the border lines were so massively long, compared to usual, every single car was being searched by the r-slurred the border gaurds

Why r-slurred? Because the borders kept and maintained by southern african countries are a joke, and a shadow of a shadow of their former selves. The border between Zims and South africa fences have holes every 100m, and on the south african side, every single metres of fencing and fencing poles have been stolen for scrap metal. Meanwhile our professional RSA soldiers whom are supposed to patrol the boundary, are busy sitting without their uniforms, which are hanging on wires drying, while the soldiers are squatting in their underwear ad gumboots nets to trash bin fires, barbequeing in pure lead bins, killing themselves with lead gas, eating the confiscated Sheep meat they were supposed to destroy

Meanwhile these fricking bordergaurds are throwing out white tourist's bags to get to their coolbag containers, to search VACOOMED plastic meat, which had been tested in 1st class slaughterhouses, to get the scary virus Meanwhile there is like fricking zero border control for human or animal. Fences haven't been maintained in 20 years, or are non-existent or stolen for scrap metal. The local black vendors who walk across the river with no Passports, to illegally sell stuff between Musina in South africa, and the border city Beitburg in Zimbabwe, but non of the soldiers of border gaurds give a shit cuz they cant get bribe money from poorstrags.

So there's this massive fricking show of ensuring the spread of the possible contagion is stopped by fricking with tourists, meanwhile fricking goats and sheep herders are walking their herds between the cars and between the borders , I shit you not. Very very Afrcan. As the african saying goes: the white man has the watch, but the black man has the time, ayy!

Anyways finally it's our Bakkie's turn to be molested by the hungry border gaurds, so my dad takes precaution to be have already dug out all of our coolers and coolbags and shit, so our clothes aren't thrown into the dust. The fat police guy with cheap chinese fake sunglasses, makes the big ceremonial action of inspecting our vacuum packed coolers, and with great fake surprise zeros into our sheep meat which we had packed the day before, unknowing of the (probably fake even) Contagion warning which the Border Control now has to contend with.

"Oooooh, OOOOOh" The Border Guard states with great method acting. "I'm afraid there are only 2 options, Sir. We must arrest you, or destroy this contraband!"

"Ah." Says my father "But there is a 3rd option."

"What is that?" Asks the gaurd.

"I can kindly donate it to youuu!" Says my father.

"That is a very good option!" The border gaurd states cheerily, and we get fast tracked to GTFO through the border for notbeing difficult, and basically playing along with the gaurds, and less than 2 hours later our tents were set up in the 1st National park. As we drive by all the stupid american and eurotrash tourists who don't understand how Africa works, and basically gave the bordergaurds lip and difficulty, we wave cheerily to the red faced and exasperated stupid foreigners with great friendliness.

Anyway that's it GOOD NIGHT!

PS: final thoughts would any of you straggots be interested in a Zimbabwe Hyperinflation dramapost?

I was browsing new on /r/austin when this comment under an innocuous post caught my attention.

OP: Is the quality of the baguettes HEB sells changing? I’m not saying it’s worse but the quality seems changing based on a year ago.

/u/Crystalscante: They taste fine, but I usually trash pick and get the day old ones that are a little stale.

https://old.reddit.com/r/Austin/comments/11y26zx/is_the_quality_of_the_baguettes_heb_sells/

It just made me think, is this neighbor admitting they eat bread out of dumpsters behind HEB? So naturally I had to investigate and clicked their profile.

Here are their most recent post I saw that made me want to post them here:

Hot railing or smoking ritalin: I accidentally purchased some ritalin thinking they were meth pills. Can I smoke them? I’ve had them in my drawer and I don’t know what to do with them. I have 15 and I usually smoke meth so would it be okay just to drop them in my pipe? Should I hot rail them?

https://old.reddit.com/r/Stims/comments/11y152s/hot_railing_or_smoking_ritalin/

Naturally I knew I had a tard on my hands and had to dig deeper.

Am I microdosing? I just found out about microdosing and I’m trying it out with meth. I have used meth for a while but I’m trying new things. I am smoking .1 it helps but only for a bit. It helps me get through the day but I have to re dose every 3 hours or so. I’m smoking a gram or so a day. Anyone have tips or micro doses meth?

https://old.reddit.com/r/microdosing/comments/11xnzhy/am_i_microdosing/

For the non degenerate dramatards here, you cannot microdose meth, you are either on it or not. People usually try to change their long term thought patterns by microdosing psychedelics but I guess he could manage to give himself stim psychosis?

Is this a good bike? I got it from my friend

https://old.reddit.com/r/bicycling/comments/11li6ty/is_this_a_good_bike_i_got_it_from_my_friend/

Dude literally has a fricking bolt cutter behind the bike, which is laid over for some reason? I'm sure his friend gave it to him.

What’s the worst thing you’ve done for meth? I’ve blown a guy for a .2 behind a gas station.

https://old.reddit.com/r/meth/comments/110wh1l/whats_the_worst_thing_youve_done_for_meth/

This thread is full of a bunch of other losers too, check it out!

Selling catalytic converters

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https://old.reddit.com/r/Austin/comments/110rkxm/selling_catalytic_converters/

I'll personally gift paypig status to any user here who manages to shoot a junkie stealing the cat off a car.

Best place to exchange services?

Looking for a good spot in Houston to exchange adult work for cash or other stuff. Where are is a good spot?

https://old.reddit.com/r/houstoncirclejerk/comments/10yzo9g/best_place_to_exchange_services/

The meth whore posted to /r/houstoncirclejerk thinking its a fricking prostitution subreddit.

How to sell catalytic converters

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https://old.reddit.com/r/MechanicAdvice/comments/10wo1t3/how_to_sell_catalytic_converters/

Another attempt to sell a catalytic converter, this time a few weeks ago and in Houston, seems to be hopping motels or bumping around.

Best city to backpack in Texas? Looking for a good cities that I could backpack in Texas. I just watched a tv show on backpacking and I want to start off in Texas after my motel week is up.

(normal advice about parks)

I was thinking urban camping.

https://old.reddit.com/r/texas/comments/110pau6/best_city_to_backpack_in_texas/

Confirmed hopping motels, probably paid for by selling stolen shit. Also, who the frick asks about " urban camping" i.e. being homeless, on a backpacking sub?? Or thinks that's a remotely good idea in Texas where the metros can span hundreds of square miles?

Methamphetamine and glaucoma: I was told I had nerve thinning and have lots of Vizual field loss. How bad is smoking a little meth for glaucoma? I smoke a couple times a week but nothing serious.

https://old.reddit.com/r/Glaucoma/comments/10saajx/methamphetamine_and_glaucoma/

R-slur.

Rescission is here. Cocaine use is declining and Methamphetamine use is going up

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https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/10oe7co/rescission_is_here_cocaine_use_is_declining_and/

Illiterate but not even the biggest r-slur on /r/wallstreetbets

Metal recycling centers

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https://old.reddit.com/r/houston/comments/101mwnq/metal_recycling_centers/

More catalytic converter posting.

I don’t feel safe working out with women. Next thing you know I’m facing 2 years in prison.

https://old.reddit.com/r/CrazyIdeas/comments/10pk8g9/a_mens_only_gym_so_guys_dont_have_to_fear/j6lkn8p/?context=3

Weird comment that comes off as r*pey, like I get what he was trying to say but it just comes off as "look if I see a woman wearing workout clothes, Im gonna r*pe her." Thread has lots of bickering and arguing.

Hate to say this but you’re going to have to work the truck stops. No shame we’ve all done it.

https://old.reddit.com/r/texas/comments/115jlhz/is_there_any_way_around_impound_fees_in_texas/j939mwb/?context=3

One based comment, telling a le 420 weed smoker they're gonna have to suck peepee to get their car out of impound and see their mom who has cervical cancer.

I get spun and I go on copper sprees or muffler hunting.

https://old.reddit.com/r/meth/comments/107zszu/smoking_and_painting_nothing_else_to_do_when_broke/j3pt5xm/?context=3

No really? Couldn't tell by literally every other thing you post.

Anyone night skiing in Denver?

https://old.reddit.com/r/COsnow/comments/10xgt4e/keystone_afternoon_night_skiing/

Replied to a post on a Colorado snow sports subreddit thinking it was for finding people to do cocaine with lmao.

Fent. Don’t waste it just mix a bit with your crystal. Great high.

You’re an idiot. Good thing you won’t live long enough to procreate

I got two kids with 2 different mommas.

https://old.reddit.com/r/meth/comments/107r5tv/what_is_this_im_guessing_heroin/j3psn25/

Tells another junkie who was given fent to go ahead and do it. I feel sorry for those kids, makes me want to be pro eugenics.

In summary this account is only 2 months old and I can only see this going farther downhill. Will keep a tab on them.

Oh boy oh boy oh boy, when I saw this post on /r/southafrica a week ago, I just knew I had to make a write-up about Steve Hofmeyr, the most dramatic r-slur ever to grace South Africa with his music!!

CONTEXT (1): Father of the Nation

Ok so because Nelson Madiba Mandela was so very charismatic, and had such immense influence upon the creation of the Modern Democratic South Africa, he quickly obtained the moniker of Father of the Nation, similar to Attaturk for Roachland, or the group of dudes in burgerland who all sign that parchment about how much Bongland sucked for 9 paragraphs before they finally came to the independence part.

It's pretty obvious who you're referring to when using Father of the nation for all the races in RSA. Well. All except the afrikaners tee hee

CONETXT (2): Steve Hovmeyr

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Hofmeyr

Steve Hofmeyr is probably the most famous afrikaans singer/songwriter alive. He's an incredibly talented musician with a golden voice, with hit after hit behind his name. If you enjoy afrikaans music, you'd enjoy his shit. He's also popular with women, and has had so many fricking infidelities, that he was the greatest gossip subject in what little counts for South African hollywood for over two decades.

It's been rumoured for so long that he has had an affair in every city he has every visited, and boned a fan at every concert he has ever performed at - giving rise to the joke, that he is the unofficial Afrikaner Father of the Nation, because he has fathered more illigitemate bastards than Ghengis Khan himself.

https://www.citizen.co.za/entertainment/celebrity-news/steve-hofmeyr-manages-to-get-all-his-children-under-one-roof-for-the-first-time/ (that we know of)

He's also a mega turbo lolcow, and I'm going to talk about allllllllllll of his awesome r-slurations over the years!

CONETXT (3): Minor Dramas of Steve Hofmeyr - part 1 of 800

His drama-career started in early 2008 when he divorced the broad https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natasha_Sutherland, a mediocre actress in an afrikaans daytime soap tv show. After a decade of faithful marriage, our boi Steve started to reach new heights of fame, and begame to bang fangirls left and right. Naturally they divorced. But not before our boi cried to the media about needing psyciatric help, after having dragged his wife through the mud. Such a nice guy

In 2008 he also threw tea at the Editor of Huisgenoot, probably the biggest magazine at that moment in time of RSA. This was notable because it pissed of his Bong fanbase. Great wordplay from the article btw

"Gob-smacked witnesses stared open-mouthed as Hofmeyr took a "pot shot" at Weideman at the Palace breakfast terrace at Sun City on Monday morning." Hehehe

https://www.news24.com/news24/steve-gets-shir-tea-with-editor-20081217

In 2003 he was fined R10 000 rand, the biggest fine a celebrity got at the time, cuz he was showing of his new spanking 2 x 4 pickup

https://www.news24.com/Channel/Steve-Hofmeyr-fined-R10-000-for-speeding-20140123

It goes on like this for like 15 years minor drama, you know the compulsory needed for celebrities with brain damage to stay relevant. However things would really heat up after, Steve started getting into twatter fights with LGBTQ folx!

CONETXT (4): Steve is a Christian Man

https://x.com/steve_hofmeyr/status/269659340179374080

I cant find the source on this one, but Stevie basically was one of the first celebrities who got less than universal adoration from the Queer community of RSA for saying pre 2010 that marriage was between a man and a woman, this was actually quite uncontroverisal at the time, so no wonder i cant find jackshit online, since even fricking obama didnt say shit till like 2012. It wouldn't be till like post 2012 that internet became common for RSA poorcels, and moralstroggotry became the norm, that Steve would start to catch flak for not sucking the gock.

His most based sneed among the queers of RSA, was when he compared gays-acceptance by Disney to be a slippery slope which would normalize other deviancies like Beastiality. This offended the RSA furry community, because he spoke the truth.

https://www.iol.co.za/lifestyle/family/parenting/steve-hofmeyr-back-tracks-on-disney-lgbtq-comment-apologises-to-queer-community-kind-of-9282e9b2-9912-41fa-95e6-5138ccfa9da3

CONETXT (5): Steve is a Rascist Man

Now very few people of any race actually like queers, regardless of what our constitution says, so Steve would remain still mostly popular until he started to get too vocal about his chuddyness over the years regarding the race question. It all began way back in 2011.

https://www.sowetanlive.co.za/news/2011-05-13-steve-hofmeyr-spits-venom/

Steve and Malema don't like each other very much. Back in 2011 when Eugene Terblanche (the biggest detractor to ending Apartheid back in 1992), was murdered gruesomely in his bed along with an infant child, a lot of tempers and racism flared on Facebook which was like the only existing viable Social Media in RSA at the time. Our boi Steve went full Boomer and used the N- , I mean the K-word very liberally until his agent could confiscate his electronics.

https://mg.co.za/article/2014-11-20-for-the-love-of-hate-speech/

Even some of his old School pals would start to distance themselves from him, as his supreme lackof survival instinct, in a country where whites are outnumebered between 10-20:1 by their black peers, he would still spout anti-black racism with wanton abandon.

https://new.timeslive.co.za/articles/news/south-africa/2018-04-10-silence-repugnant-hofmeyr-fellow-old-boy-asks-education-mec

Even most other Afrikaners had long since realized the Union of South Africa was a thing of the past, and was more concerned with surviving in the new RSA than hanging on to rotten fruit.

https://www.news24.com/news24/opinions/columnists/pieter_du_toit/why-steve-hofmeyr-is-increasingly-being-isolated-20190418

https://vaalweekblad.com/lnn/183884/racist-hofmeyr-barred-from-dutch-restaurant/?amp

https://www.news24.com/news24/i-used-to-love-steve-hofmeyr-then-i-found-out-he-was-a-racist-20180410

CONETXT (6): Steve is a Orania Man

Cue the writeup from this Dramatard: https://rdrama.net/post/135751/orania-the-town-that-has-been

Our boi Steve finally cemented himself as a racist to the minds of his liberal fanbase when he went to perform in the most chuddiest town on the whole continent of Africa

https://mg.co.za/article/2015-03-12-steve-hofmeyr-plays-orania-at-last/

CONETXT (7): Steve's grandaddy was a Nazi

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ossewabrandwag

Another drama which followed Steve his whole live was that his grandfather was a prominent member of the Ossewabrandwag, a pro-Nazi organization during WW2. They were similar to the British Union of Fascists (BUF), under Oswald during ww2, however where their Bong counterparts lacked numbers and bite, the Ossewabrandwag was a decisive threat to the Union of South Africa, which was a Commonwealth Nation, and supposed to fight fully behind Great Britain against Nazi Germany.

To understand, why the Ossewabrandwag was a thing and why it actually was a threat that could gain traction in RSA in ww2, foreigners need to understand the 1899-1902 Anglo-Boer war, when Britain and the boer Republics went to war over the fabolous wealth in terms of gold discovered near Pretoria. The summary is that the Boers vastly undersestimated the length England would go to win and was absolutely crushed into oblivion after the war, they were so reduced that the majority of the Boer republics would remain below the poverty line 50 years after the war.

But the greatest and most grandest insult the Boers would endure, would be to be forced to fight on the side of the British under the Commonwealth Banner during WW1, against the Germans, which had been the boer republics' greatest benefactors during the Anglo war. Imagine being Ukrainian today, and losing the war against russia after 3 grueling gruesome years. Then being forced as a conquered people to fight the Americans 10 years later, whom had been your greatest benefactor. It bread bitterness for two consecutive generations, so that by the time ww2 rolled up, RSA was seriously on the very dangerous brink if a populist leader could lead an insurrection. But that's a story for another longpost

point is Steve's grandaddy was a very fricking prominent member, and when asked he always went to great degrees to avoid denouncing him. Dont blame him. I love my commie killing grandady tooooo. And since nazi denouncing is very important for celebs, steve would catch flak from busybodies forever and ever. And since his increasing public racism from 2011 upwards to his visiting concert in Orania, some reporters started digging up Steve's historic records, and found him to be desendant of an even bigger No-no person than Apartheid-arbiters: te evil nazis!

CONETXT (8): Steve is a Magatard

Our boy finally started embracing his inner chud in 2016, when he went full Super-Sayan hitler mode, and publicaly announced his support for the globally unpopular Trump, by pledging undying support for the Big Orange Cheese. That's right. He pledged his support for another president. In another country...... wtf

He wasn't the only one, a lot of afrikaners and boere would drive arount with fricking Trump election merchandise on their Pick-up trucks, called bakkies in RSA. This was the weirdest shit I saw in my life at the time. To see grown men simping for a political leader - IN ANOTHER NATION lmoa

https://www.dailymaverick.co.za/article/2017-01-17-president-trump-sas-white-rights-white-knight/

But our boi steve went even further, he stated he was willing to perform at his inauguration when Trump won lmoa Unfortunately for Steve, Trump didn't know who tf Steve was at the time, so the suggestion fell through.

https://www.timeslive.co.za/tshisa-live/tshisa-live/2017-01-18-steve-hofmeyr-willing-to-perform-at-trump-inauguration/

Steve also stated that he would go and have a chat with Trump about Volksmoord (People's murder/genocide) of boers in RSA, but unfortunately that also fell through, get this, because of Trumps immigration policy at the time lolololol

https://www.son.co.za/dieson/nuus/nasionalenuus/hofmeyr-gaan-met-trump-gesels-oor-volksmoord-in-sa-20170118

He's still an ardent supported 8 years later: https://www.thesouthafrican.com/lifestyle/celeb-news/breaking-steve-hofmeyr-facebook-songs-music-show-eff-national-shutdown-latest-21-march-2023/

CONETXT (9): Steve makes Reddit Sneed

Which brings us to today's reddit post in question. Since virtually every national subreddit is drastically more liberal than their real life counterparts, /r/southafrica has been sneeding about Steve Hofmeyr for the past however long the sub has existed. Since Steve has JK Rowling levels of Fok You money, and is one of the wealthiest people alive in RSA, he has little fear of being cancelled, especially since he still retains at least something like a 50% favorable rating amonst Afrikaans speakers, including ironically enough among Coloured people, whom he doesn't hate. Further ironically, the racial schism between modern coloured people and black people in south africa have deepened much greater since the ending of apartheid, since Cape Town coloureds feel betrayed by the ANCs BEE policy.

So he's basically like the Minecraft guy, an everpresesent untouchable chud living rent free in their minds.

The latest specific drama of https://www.msn.com/en-za/news/other/steve-hofmeyr-ordered-to-pay-r100k-to-lgbt-organisation-over-online-comments/ar-AA18EKlu?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=a0b12715bf8146e5b494dd2ff901cb39&ei=30, is when back in 2022 remember the Bestiality thing earlier in the post?

Basically a LGBT rights NGO sued him in South Africa's Equality Court. We have Free Speech in RSA constitution, but it has very little teeth compared to burgerland, especially when hatespeech is covered, so he was likely to be buttscrewed by a black judge if it went through to court.

Anyways that's all I have goodNIGHT

PS: the following dramanaughts must own up.

@Chapose

@MayflyAlt98

@Sal

@TheOverSeether