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Sorry -sincerely. I've just been hearing "republicans bad" for the last 8... 10 years now and it brings me great satisfaction to throw it back in the lefts face. Don't take it personally - it's just the internet. (18)

Maybe that should give you pause. You now have power culturally, because you're defending Israel. Now why is that? (-16)

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I couldn't agree with this more. The protests are so ungodly cringe worthy and I can't even begin to explain how uneducated it makes everyone participating look. (14)

It's cringworthy to protest children being bombed? (-15)

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It's cringe worthy protesting something happening on the other side of the planet and disrupting your peers while not even having a basic understanding of the history of the conflict or your countries relations with anyone involved, while providing no alternative solution. Where were the protestors when the US military dropped 25,000 bombs in Syria and Iraq during the Obama administration? Do you think those all missed civilians?The only reason people are protesting this is because they've been abducted by an obvious propaganda campaign and to feel self righteous as if they are making any difference what so ever. (15)

They want the university to cut ties completely with isreal and companies that are arming isreal. So it is fairly close to home. https://m.startribune.com/hundreds-of-minneapolis-war-protesters-condemn-u-s-action-in-syria/222829311/People protested the bombing of syria. So, not realizing that means you have the memory of a goldfish. (-10)

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Is there a difference between anti-Jewish and anti-Zionist in your opinion? Is there room in the protest for people to be against the killing of Palestinian civilians but not for extermination of Jews? It's a complicated topic that is being overly generalized. I am also for peaceful protests and no destruction of property! Wish there were easily visible good verses bad here. (20)

I'm quite certain there's intellectual nuance here with anti-Jew vs. anti-Zionist, but it's not showing up in practice. I wish it would. I also wouldn't confuse "complicated" with "destructive". It's not complicated in my mind. Israel must prosecute its war in a manner incongruent with past strategies (which clearly have not worked). It needs to be destructive to do this, which is a hellish tragedy. Innocent people will die in war and that is unjust. But that alone does not make the totality of the war unjust. There is an incomparable divide between how the IDF prosecutes its wars vs. the aggressors in this case (using terror, kidnapping, torture, etc. as political tools). I admire your instinct for more neutrality here, more "middle-ground". Unfortunately, there's really not much middle-ground left. Israel's enemies (for the most part, not all) are seeking elimination in total. That's an "extinction-level" event and I don't fault Israel for responding accordingly. (2)

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It's cringe worthy protesting something happening on the other side of the planet and disrupting your peers while not even having a basic understanding of the history of the conflict or your countries relations with anyone involved, while providing no alternative solution. Where were the protestors when the US military dropped 25,000 bombs in Syria and Iraq during the Obama administration? Do you think those all missed civilians?The only reason people are protesting this is because they've been abducted by an obvious propaganda campaign and to feel self righteous as if they are making any difference what so ever. (15)

lol where were they, idk probably being children as they are college kids now and the war in the middle east started in the early 2000's. is that really your argument on them being uneducated. just you say they are so they are. and where we're the 20 year olds 15 years ago to protest the Iraq War lol. what a weak argument. the "only" reason anyone would protest murdering 15 k children is to feel self-righteous. that doesn't even make sense. the 15k dead kids isn't a reason enough in your mind see, so it's hard for you to understand when others actually care about something like that, and the history between Israel and palistine is irrelevant. what israel is doing is evil and anti human being. literally nothing in history will justify that. hamas is evil too and israel is trying to show the world they are worse. why. what 200 hamas guys got thru and commited this terrorist attack? why not send troops to arrest and hold those who did this accountable. why would the choice be to bomb 1... (-2)

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My argument on them being "uneducated" is that they fail to understand the relations between countries involved in the conflict and the US. The US and Israel have been close allies in matters of security and military since the 80s. The US has supported Israel since the 60s and Israel plays a key role in promoting good relations with neighboring countries while holding off hostility from Syria and Iran. Iran is a sworn enemy to the United States AND Israel. They fail to understand the Iran-Israel Proxy Conflict that has been ongoing since February 1985. Who is the #1 external supporter of HAMAS that funds AND arms them? IRAN. Not only is Israel an incredibly important US ally for security, military, AND technological manufacturing. They are a key nation to stability in the Middle East. Without Israel comes increased instability, which results in many more atrocities and genocide. Propaganda has literally convinced easily manipulated progressives to stand with a terrorist organization... (3)

all that you said is iran bad israel good. objectively united states has killed more innocent people than Iran. none of what you say matters at all. none of it. people are protesting because of the evil actions israel is taking. you can parrot the us gov position on israel all you want. they are our great ally. without them something very very spooky will happen. more genocide and death. let's completely ignore the death and genocide israel commits. they only do it to stop more death and genocide. iran is gunna nuke the world without israel murdering 15 k kids, even tho they are at most want to be a regional power and not a world superpower. none of that matters. People are protesting one of the most powerful militaries on earth, indiscriminate destruction of life and property in gaza. simple as that. the history us irrelevant. and im sure the history isn't as one sided as you would like me to think. I'm absolutly positive the isralis have done horrible shit in the past as they are ... (1)

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Community: "We don't want even more P2W" BSG: "We hear you, we're sorry, now you can call a BTR" (1589)

I still don't get how that works on the other maps. (97)

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distress signal device still needs to be taken out of pvp, only pve (336)

If its expensive as shit and balanced properly im fine with it on pvp, coming from a eod owner (-20)

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distress signal device still needs to be taken out of pvp, only pve (336)

i mean if it has a large CD and needs high end items to recharge its not that bad tbh (-21)

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NOOOO. STOP WITH P2W SHIT AND GIVING MORE PERKS. Holy shit man. Do you not listen AT ALL? Nobody fricking wants MORE PERKS and p2w shit for EoD. We dont want MORE exclusive p2w shit like crafts, skill increases, faster insurance returns, or more trader item limits. FRICK. OFF. WITH. THAT. SHIT.  Good god man. Unique dogtag? Cool. Unique clothing? Cool. But frick off with these bonuses and unique items that have gameplay affect. WE DONT WANT MORE OF THAT!!! And delete. I repeat. DELETE THE DISTRESS SIGNAL. REMOVE IT. NOBODY WANTS THIS. GET RID OF IT. GET FRICKING RID OF IT.Also personal opinion: I fricking hate that Unheard edition is cultist themed. Hardest (and rarest) bosses in the game with long questlines that require killing them, collecting their knives, and even an achievement that requires killing them with their own knife... but no jacket as the reward. Nope. No cool cultist themed rewards for completing hard quests about cultists. Instead just be a fricking pay pig and dish out ... (2)

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Most of these morons know better, they have hundreds if not thousands of hours in tarkov and know full well any item you get in the higher edition of the game served almost no purpose for giving you an advantage.What is the first thing thats going to happen to a brand new player who buys EOD thinking they are getting an advantage? they equip their level 4 gear and decked out M4, go into a raid and die never finding the exit or to a player running pistol that has played 3k hours and knows exactly where your noob as is going to pop out.The real reason people are pissed is because they purchased EOD thinking they get everything and then something better comes along with more goodies, if BSG had come out and said they were upgrading EOD and never mentioned unheard edition people would have been like awesome, would not have been a complaint in the room bro they would eat it up.Now dont get me wrong, EOD was suppose to be the best version of the game, we already paid for everything as pro... (3)

I don't know where you get the idea you know better than me about the "real reason" why I'm pissed. But I don't have EOD so obviously you're wrong there.And yeah, EOD was always P2W, that's why it was always problematic. So no, them saying they were going to make EOD even more P2W would not have been fine by me, even if they weren't lying sacks of shit about it during its rollout.I don't know what's so difficult to comprehend about not wanting P2W. I don't care how you rationalize it as "pay for convenience" or "they'll quickly lose all that gear anyway." I don't care. It's dumb shit for shitters, and doesn't belong in this (or any other multiplayer) game. So yeah, as long as they keep adding this dumb shit, nothing else they do to right the wrongs will be good enough. Absolute fantasy world thinking that's going to happen anyway given their behavior. You think they found the guy yet that edited their website in only the way that was conveniently helpful to their ongoing scam?You ev... (1)

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We're in a better position now, than we were at the beginning of this shit show. How did not one of you see this coming? You know our community, we're passionate and vocal. There is no way you didn't see this coming, I just can't believe you'd think this UnHeard edition was a genuinely a good idea. You added game altering mechanics with this ($250!!!!!!) version of the game. I mean my God, wtf we're you thinking? We were open to micro transactions, as long as they weren't predatory and ptw. However, in one swoop you add both in a single edition of the game. I mean darn it had to be intentional, right? Yeah, you've adjusted but you still took a mile (shit, 10 miles and dialed it back to a 5). This still doesn't address a lot of the scummy practices. You really tainted your own game and pissed away most of the goodwill you had been earning over the past year. "Let's see what we can get away with." had to of been said at least once in the office.This blew up more than Unity charging an... (1)

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Here's some dude saying that's horrible

https://twitter.com/BrendanCarrFCC/status/1783559014950854704

why i'm sad 19:25

description: scrubs on elden ring are too many & really the game is busted. arena also sucks bc nobody wants to fight like a real man. arena scrubs would get disqualified on any good tournament. I want to play elden ring with attractive adult emo women - "no racism, p3dofilia, no an1me. just skill, just adults, just right"

• Jinxthinker missed an Elden Ring stream, and shows off his Monsters; He likes the peachy keen can but not the flavor but doesn't want peachy keen to feel left out as he tries all the Monsters.

• Why he's sad. He and Jinxsister were going to Manchester to see Olivia, but it was postponed because the venue was busted. He already booked the hotel, so they just went out to eat and hung out watching TV in the hotel. We are never going to Manchester again because its a known shithole. (he says the dinner and hotel stuff in past tense, but I believe it's still in the future. News articles about this were published 3-8 hours prior to my watching this video) 0:58 **

• Starts talking about Elden Ring top 5 no rule meta weapons

• Adult apprectiation day is needed because he can't see olivia; AI images deployed including feeding emo girls ice cream. 4:00

• He left the white race community like he left the Elden Ring community. He figured out Taylor Swift was a p-dophile when he found out one of her songs was called seven which is a p-do anthem. 5:30ish

• He talks about a Civ (probably IV) mod where you could institute child labor which was kinda cool. M4. AVG AntiVirus interrupts his rant because his free trial is over. 6:30

• He also has AI feeding the emo girl burgers art

• He doesn't wank for Anglin, Greg Johnson, Aevann, carpakistragenflorist, or other islamists. RDRAMA MENTIONED 8:00 ** He will not wank for them because they are ugly; he will only wank to sensible adults with a brain and shit (all this said while scrolling the AI goth folder and complementing them).

• His guide to basically being a female and shit right. 1. You should get a septum piercing to look cool and sexy and it will ward off p-dophiles. Both Jinxsisters and Jinxmother said they wouldn't get one. 2. Have Freckles. Lots of people don't know that you can have freckles or add freckles and that's called makeup and shit. 3. You should also get your tongue pierced because that is cool. 4. Leather is one of the sexiest fabrics along with cheerleaders. 11:00

• Jinxthinker discusses how children are made. Child wankers OWE adult heterosexuals like Jinxthinker for making children. 13:00

• He would respect children if they stuck to their own lane like Teletubbies instead of making child porn and shit. 13:50

• Jinxthinker laments that it's unfair that child molestation is legal but as soon as he wants to have s*x with adults they make him want to die and shit. 15:35 **

• He's going to get back into Elden Ring when the DLC drops like a dawg (@ihatecoffee predicted this). He would rather go out with a p-dophile than people that play Elden Ring. 17:20

• He wishes to challenge a p-dophile to a duel on Elden Ring under very specific rules he listed 18:50

!jinxthinkers how much do you hate the busted City of Manchester?

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