None

P.S. trauma survivors poison the well. Kill the male feminist, kill the victims.

None
None

CONTEXT:

For many South Africans :marseyflagsouthafrica: and Burgerlanders :eaglebikini: :carpsaluteusa: there are often cross-cultural shock when they realize each other's nation have legally-enforced or conversely the absence of, what is known as Gas Station Attendants.

Similarly many safrican tourists, those wealthy enough not to have their rands r*ped too harshly by the powerful bad exchange rate of the Rand-to-Dollars $ - instead find out that not only is it normalized that yanks fricking pour into their tanks their own petrol/diesel, and that they are pretty much expected to do so on their own!

In Burgerland, there are often videos about stupid women :marseywomanmoment2: :marseywomanmoment: trying and failing to pour in petrol into their vehicles

This is something which few Safricans would ever witness, as official petrol-station employees are the ones who fill up your gas and shit.


FILLING STATION ATTENDANTS:

Now in Burgerland, Gas Station Attendants are officially instead called "Filling station attendants". And their slang term for them are "gas jockeys" or at least so in North America. I'm told Canadians also use the term Gas Jockeys, but I can't confirm that, some Leafs :marseyrake: :marseymaid: dramatards will have to confirm.

Now what's notable for Burgerland is that Gas Jockeys do exist in the modern day, but are very rare, and only exist in a select few States or municipal regions (yanks call these Counties).

Now just like modern day South African Gas Station Attendants, these gas jockeys would basically do services outside of just accepting payment (which are done usually by lone gas-station attendants just accepting cash if even cards aren't swiped on the yank petrol-pump itself). These other services would be stuff like cleaning windshields, checking the client's remaining oil and water levels, pumping their tires for air on request, or in really fricking old vehicles/trucks cranking the shafts, and other stuff which franchise petrol-stations offer services to attract customers to their specific branded petrol-stations.


Now Gas Jockies used to be more prevalent in Burgerland, but their utilization would decline by the time the 1970s arrived, punctuated when Burgerland would have a gas-shortage crisis

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/1970s-gas-shortages-changed-america-180977726/

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17143935102891665.webp

Consequently the businesses most hardest hit by these gasoline-shortages would be the stations themselves, which suffered decades long layoffs and cost-cutting with intensity, within 10 years the american culture of widespread gas attendants would basically cease. Many "Full-service gas-stations" would close, aka those stations with Gas Jockies, and basically in the majority of Burgerland states only "self-help stations", aka the modern most widespread gas stations in Amerika, would become the norm. In most of the West like Europe, "self-help stations" are pretty much the norm also, and it is in fact the "Full-service gas-stations" (the stations with attendants) which are the outlier and aberration, ESPECIALLY in america.


There are as far as I can tell, only two states in USA where "Full-service gas-stations" are still in widespread use in modern Burgerland. The yank states of New Jersey and Oregon.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17143935105047634.webp

The histories I don't know why, but basically both states had local municipal laws in the 1950s enforcing that "self-help stations" would be illegal, and thus were the only two states which survived the death of the "Full-service gas-stations" culture in the 1970s gasoline shortage crisis, as "self-help stations" were not legally allowed to outcompete them.

======

It is a common joke and stereotype that peeps from the state of New Jersey don't know how to fill in their own gas, as their particular municipal regions have banned "self-help stations", and consequently arrive clueless as to what to do in all the other adjacent States' petrol stations.

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/10/22/why-you-cant-pump-your-own-gas-in-new-jersey.html

https://old.reddit.com/r/newjersey/comments/t8aw3t/can_someone_explain_the_nj_people_dont_know_how/?sort=controversial

https://www.politico.com/news/2022/03/05/new-jersey-drivers-pump-gas-00014339


SOUTH AFRICA!

Now hilariously the modern Republic of South Africa is only one of the only 3 nations upon this earth which have legally recognized working occupations known as a "Gas Station Attendants".

Or to put it more specifically, it is one of the only 3 nations on Earth which have governmental law which influence or ban the use of "self-help stations" within their Nation State in some form or another!

Combinations of "self-help stations" and "Full-service gas-stations" do exist on other parts of the globe, but these are driven by the economic or social trends and conventions of their respective nations, where there are both found even in modern places like Western Europe, and are not directed by the laws of their nation states.

These nations are Burgerland (the 2 mentioned States), South Africa........and Brasilia!! :marseymacacosalute: !macacos

For South Africa, this was enacted back in the 1990s, during the Nelson Mandela Administration and the Thabo Mbeki Administrations for the sake of Job Creation, as there was intense levels of joblessness even back then. The Western liberal democracies' sanctions against the Union of SA's Apartheid State had crippled the country, and had obliterated the wealth of many businesses and farms, unfortunately sanctions tend to be a blunt instrument and all races were equally economically traumatized by the sanctions from the 1980s to 1992.

As part of their initiatives of job creation by the ANC, many new jobs were deemed to be created on the most compulsory industries, such as anything related to the fuel industry.

Many Mayos :marseymayo: would b-word about these new Job Creation initiatives, as they believed that many peeps were given junk jobs just to fill out uniforms and create nonsense jobs - jobs which maybe paid for the new employees of the state, but added no benefit to the economy or aided the new nation. Most criticized of these new types of jobs was the Gas Station Attendant, once again because Mayo Boomers were used to pumping their own shit, and now had to have someone do it for them?? What a useless job! :carpboomer:

"Full-service gas-stations" had existed before, but they weren't a nationally legalized requirement. :purerage: None were more pissed by this ruling than Petrol Station owners themselves, as they suddenly found themselves with massively exorbitantly increased labour costs involved.

In fact the nature of South African :platyaboriginal: :platyaboriginal: :platyaboriginal: Petrol Stations would drastically change due to this nationalization of the Gas Station Attendant job. Before 1990s, many individually owned "Mom-and-Pop" Gas Stations existed in SA, but these new regulations would mean only national scale chain and franchise Gas Station companies would be able to afford continual operation as Gas Stations, especially as Petrol Tax would also increase under the new ANC regime.

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/m/momandpop.asp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17143935108353038.webp

In fact for modern Gas Stations, they basically make ZERO :emptyset: profit via the sale of petrol alone, and all Gas Station franchise basically make their money via their convenience-stores and road-restaurants and shops attached next to the sets of gas pumps. All "Mom-and-Pop" gas stations would go extinct due to the creation of the Gas Station Attendant job, or be bought out by massive conglomerate chains such as Sasol, Shell, Total, Engen, and BP

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17143935109875102.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17143935113168614.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17143935113863351.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17143935114447715.webp


Yet in spite of all the bitching, most Petrol Station companies and owners would pivot to preferring the use of Gas Station Attendants as South Africa would become increasingly more dysfunctional and crime ridden, and the Police became increasingly more corrupt and worthless, by the time 2005 rolled in, and the corruption of the ANC became rampant.

Basically it would become financial suicide to ever operate "self-help stations" as they would be robbed blind within a fortnight, or their utilities and equipment destroyed by douchbags and malcontents. Minibus taxis and crime syndicates would prove themselves especially prone to fricking stealing petrol wholesale by literally pumping out the petrol of gas stations right out of their pumps via portable generators and tanks.

https://businesstech.co.za/news/motoring/604708/new-fuel-theft-trend-to-look-out-for-in-south-africa/

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17143935116783092.webp

A very common form of theft, especially in places like Cape Town with limited parking behind fences in the cramped city, is for thieves to bust open the petrol-cap, and literally suck out the petrol/diesel right out of your vehicle in the middle of the night, and for the poor luckless owner to climb into his car, and realize to their dismay their fuel gage is fricking empty overnight!! :marseyhatium: :marseyhatium: :marseyhatium:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17143935119405348.webp

Thus modern RSA Gas Station owners and companies basically very much prefer to have their own employees pour gas, as the average South African is absolutely untrustworthy to not be a thief, or just a Tsotsi delinquent who'll frick up your pumps and equipment after single use!

Basically it's unthinkable for South Africans to live in world where Self-Help Stations exists such in Burgerland, and Safricans tourists get culture shock when the visit, not because they can't figure out how to pump their own gas, but because they are like: WHAT IF SOMEBODY STEALS THE GAS WHEN NOBODY IS WATCHING :marseypearlclutch: :marseypearlclutch: :marseypearlclutch:


https://www.iol.co.za/news/south-africa/western-cape/is-sa-ready-for-diy-petrol-stations-1575915

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17143935121851785.webp

From a Job Creation, to a modern necessity, Is SA ready for DIY petrol stations? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :marseydisagreesuperspeed: :marseydisagreesuperspeed: :marseydisagreesuperspeed: :marseydisagreesuperspeed: :marseydisagreesuperspeed:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17143935124470003.webp

====(from iol article)

Cape Town - The nationwide petrol attendant strike has seen calls for big oil companies to consider installing self-service pumps at their petrol stations.

But while the move would put South Africa in line with First World economies such as the US and UK, industry experts have warned that adoption of the pumps locally could result in widespread unemployment.

Self-service pumps were first introduced in the 1970s. Initially the system was built on trust, with motorists filling up before paying at the station's shop.

But this quickly made way for the credit card-based system which has been proposed for South Africa. According to the Cape Chamber of Commerce's Michael Bagraim, the “swipe system” would be best for the country. This would see pumps activated by the swipe of a credit, debit or dedicated petrol card before motorists could manually refuel their cars.

The US has almost unilaterally adopted the same system, and over the past three years, stations in developing countries such as India, Malaysia and the United Arab Emirates have begun rolling it out.

Temporary petrol attendant Craig Felix, who has been filling in during the strike, said self service was a massive safety concern.

“I wouldn't like to have to get out of my car to put petrol in. It's not safe in some areas.”

Avhapfani Tshifularo, executive director of the South African Petroleum Industry Association, said self service would simply not work in the country. “Nobody is allowed to fill up his own tank at a petrol station according to the law which protects 70 000 jobs at a retail level.”

For Mxolisi Ratsibe, head of employee relations at the National Petroleum Employee Association, the debate boiled down to one glaring downside. “Jobs, jobs, jobs.”

=====(end)

https://www.news24.com/fin24/aa-urges-motorists-not-to-pump-own-petrol-20130910

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17143935126235213.webp

Translation: South Africans on average are fricking r-slurred :marseyretard2: :marseyretard3: :marseystroke: :marseyretard: :marseygigaretard: :marseyawardretard: and even without theft concerns, are likely to break and destroy Fuel Pumps on their own, which tend to be very flammable and dangerous :marseyflamewar: :marseyflamewar: :marseyflamewar:


Now hilariously, in the past fricking Gas Jockeys would be TIPPED :marseywaiter: lmoa. Yanks are genetically predisposed to tip for everythang!

Often yank tourists suffering cultural shock when they visited Safrica about 15-20 years ago would wonder if it was customary to tip petrol attendants, since yanks were used to pour their petrol/diesel themselves and didn't know how to properly interact with such a bizarre difference in their everyday actions.

https://www.quora.com/Is-it-customary-to-tip-petrol-attendants-in-South-Africa

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17143935098694332.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1714393510100306.webp

Now yank tourists would tell each other to tip in RSA, but this absolutely wasn't the custom for SA locals, especially since most SA white boomers were themselves used to pour in their own gas, just as yanks were pre-democratization, and now suddenly they were expected to fricking tip some doofus doing a basic manual labour job they had easily done themselves in the past :marseywtf2: :marseyindignant:

This false view that gas attendants were only spread around by yanks because of the extremely low wages of Gas Station Attendants and the pittance yanks paid with their powerful dollars, and how shocked they were at the feeble wages south africans obtained in their daily lives.

However, even RSA tourism boards would end up dissuading yanks and other foreigners from feeling obligated to tip, because Gas Station Attendants would alter their behaviour and performance upon the expectation and receival of tips. And since local safricans, including local safrican car owners were just as relatively dirt poor, and could absolutely not afford fricking tipping upon rising petrol/diesel prices, and having lazy Gas Jockies give shit service because locals don't give tips was not something tolerated for long, and Gas-Station owners would make it clear that future behavior would have to be independent of tips henceforth.

Stupid modern yank tourists still tip in places like Cape Town, but it's not been a common thing by the late 2010s.


FINAL NOTE:

Also apparently Brasilia is equally cucked by their commie government and had implemented laws to create Gas Station Attendant jobs of up to 300 000 peeps in 2000!

https://www1.folha.uol.com.br/paineldoleitor/2015/02/1593346-ministro-aldo-rebelo-comenta-artigo-sobre-baixo-crescimento.shtml

:marseyflagsouthafrica: :!marseymacacosalute: :!marseybrofist: :!marseybrofist: :!marseybrofist:

:b: :r: :i: :c: :k: :s: Unite! Beware AmeriKKKa! The 3rd world is coming to R*PE U!

None
91
EFFORTPOST Nicholas cruz the mass shooter of Broward County

Nichalas cruz shot up Parkland high school because he was a crazy man, and could have easily been stopped at any time, but how did he get so crazy? Let's find out!

4chan…does not have the answers. Let's not go to pol. It's a silly place

https://archive.is/6MGjL

Nicholas Cruz was born to a drug-addicted alcoholic and suffered brain damage in the womb.

https://edition.cnn.com/2022/08/22/us/nikolas-cruz-trial-defense

His mother was a violent prostitute and crack whore and

https://www.jacksonville.com/story/news/crime/2018/09/05/cruz-biological-mother-s-past/10839405007/

he eventually got dumped in an orphanage

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/rcna44366

Her name was Brenda Woodward and she was the ugliest prostitute you've ever seen

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/crime/nikolas-cruz-birth-mother-brenda-woodard-parkland-shooting-b2155215.html

His parents helped take care of her. Also he showed classic crack baby symptoms

https://cbs12.com/news/local/nikolas-cruz-defense-enters-its-2nd-week-of-testimony

She smoked crack while pregnant according to another whore who worked the same strip of road in kentucky

https://www.local10.com/news/local/2022/08/22/parkland-school-shooters-defense-recovering-addict-says-mother-used-drugs-during-pregnancy/

Although there's debate over whether he has fetal alcohol syndrome

https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/expert-questions-whether-school-shooters-mom-drank-heavily/

His adoptive mother was in the room when he was born

https://digitaledition.orlandosentinel.com/tribune/article_popover.aspx?guid=7717e57a-41ed-4e03-8802-c4a5223ca456

He reconnected with his crack whore mother months before her death

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10132459/Nikolas-Cruz-reconnected-biological-mom-lose-cancer.html

He phoned her from jail and she wanted nothing to do with him so that didn't last

https://old.reddit.com/r/NikolasCruzTrial/comments/wy8mlt/brenda_woodard_the_biological_mother_of_nikolas/?sort=controversial

Nicholas Cruz watched his step-father die of a heart attack at the age of five

https://apnews.com/article/shootings-education-florida-fort-lauderdale-parkland-school-shooting-c12905008c4d247cb696d1c17ae657b6

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/crime/nikolas-cruz-father-death-parkland-b2155218.html

He was an excitable boy

https://www.wptv.com/news/parkland-shooting/testimony-nikolas-cruzs-home-ruled-by-chaos

At age 9 he was chucking rocks at other children

https://edition.cnn.com/2018/02/25/us/nikolas-cruz-warning-signs

Police were called to his house 45 times

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2019/sep/13/book-review-why-meadow-died/

The FBI got a tip on him having guns, talking about wanting to shoot up a school, having a long history of violence and self-harm, and being a local menace to society but didn't follow protocol or act on it

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/ncna848681

They even admit it

https://www.fbi.gov/news/press-releases/fbi-statement-on-the-shooting-in-parkland-florida

Here's the official report

https://vault.fbi.gov/public-access-line-probe/public-access-line-probe-part-01/view

Basically they were more worried about dissidents than crimes because the FBI is a terrible organization run by terrible people.

They weren't the only ones ignoring the obvious threat

https://www.npr.org/2018/02/28/589502906/a-clearer-picture-of-parkland-shooting-suspect-comes-into-focus

https://nypost.com/2019/09/09/why-the-system-failed-to-stop-nikolas-cruz-and-could-do-it-again/

The local sheriff departments got constant warnings

https://miamiherald.com/news/local/community/broward/article201684874.html

The middle school placed him in a special school for especially dangerous people, but that wasn't good enough for Broward county who moved him back to a regular school

They also classified his suicide attempt as “a minor disruption”

He got sent to a school for crazy people, started doing better, so naturally that meant it was alright to send him to a regular high school instead of keeping him in the controlled environment where he was doing well. I think dyslexia can be cured with beatings and even I see the problem here.

https://nypost.com/2019/09/08/parkland-dad-massacre-was-avoidable-if-district-hadnt-enabled-deranged-student/

He was assigned to a controversial Broward county program

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/8hnyov/stoneman_douglas_shooter_was_assigned_to/?sort=controversial

And transferred from schools like a hot potatoe

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/article201216104.html

His mother considered signing her parental rights away to the local zoo in the months leading up to her death

https://www.foxnews.com/us/nikolas-cruzs-mom-tormented-by-his-behavior-weighed-signing-over-parental-rights-family-source

And then tried to get sent back to the school for crazy people

https://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-parkland-shooting-report-20180803-story.html#:~:text=After%20rejecting%20special%20education%2C%20Cruz,14%20students%20and%20three%20adults.

The school resource officer wanted to baker act him because he was drinking gasoline and torturing animals.

https://edition.cnn.com/2018/03/19/us/florida-school-shooting-cruz-psychiatric-records

The system failed him repeatedly. But redditors disagree because the system is perfect

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/951k3o/parkland_shooter_nikolas_cruz_needed_help/?sort=controversial

According to the official report the school system and law enforcement failed at every step at every level

https://www.tampabay.com/florida-politics/buzz/2019/01/03/scathing-parkland-shooting-report-citing-widespread-failures-goes-to-governor/?outputType=amp

Political correctness interfered

https://old.reddit.com/r/samharris/comments/d8z9lf/parkland_victims_father_explains_how_political/?sort=controversial

He was a p-dophile!

https://old.reddit.com/r/parklandshooting/comments/ywc049/was_nikolas_cruz_a_p-dophile/?sort=controversial

Broward county school district had a policy of not calling the cops even when they really should have

https://armedcitizensnetwork.org/march-2020-book-review

Here's a shot by shot recounting of the shooting

https://old.reddit.com/r/MorbidReality/comments/agg730/unprepared_and_overwhelmed_a_minutebyminute/?sort=controversial

Cruz's brother is dissapoint

https://www.dailycommercial.com/story/news/state/2019/02/04/brother-confessed-school-shooter-im-stuck-between-loving-him-and-hating-him-because-of-what-he-did/6117177007

He also got arrested for hanging around the school

https://edition.cnn.com/2018/03/28/us/zachary-cruz-bond-nikolas-brother-parkland

And then got robbed

https://news.yahoo.com/two-men-charged-exploiting-brother-162055449.html

Broward county school district tried to cover it up

https://www.heraldnet.com/nation-world/school-district-tried-to-mask-failures-that-led-to-parkland-shooting/

The sheriff of Broward county got removed by the governor for his massive incompetence

https://old.reddit.com/r/florida/comments/dm8qtm/mission_acomplished_florida_senate_agrees_with/?sort=controversial

And the senate agrees

https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/dm7yuz/florida_state_senate_votes_to_remove_broward/?sort=controversial

As did multiple school board members

https://old.reddit.com/r/neutralnews/comments/wzvhx8/desantis_suspends_4_broward_school_board_members/?sort=controversial

But the sheriff is still crying about it

https://old.reddit.com/r/florida/comments/aodx7j/suspended_sheriff_scott_israel_slams_governor_for/?sort=controversial

And lost a lawsuit

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/c8gm4r/broward_county_sheriffs_office_loses/?sort=controversial

Andrew Pollack, father of Meadow Pollack, seeks justice for letting Cruz get this bad and get this far

https://www.naplesnews.com/story/news/local/florida/2018/05/12/meadow-pollack-dad-andrew-finds-purpose-after-she-killed-marjory-stoneman-douglas/595693002/

And then got arrested in a property dispute with his neighbors

https://old.reddit.com/r/parklandshooting/comments/13cxit1/looks_like_andrew_pollack_got_arrested/?sort=controversial

G*merghazi is insufferable and should be shot

https://old.reddit.com/r/G*merGhazi/comments/cj6i63/family_member_of_victims_in_massshooting_who_are/

None
None
None

:marsey4chan:

https://boards.4chan.org/g/thread/100248578

Orange Site:

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=40205714

:marseysnoo:

https://old.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/1cgjaqg/systemd_wants_to_expand_to_include_a_sudo/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/1cgle7c/lennart_poettering_reveals_run0_alternative_to/?sort=controversial

:marseymouse:

https://lemmy.world/post/14855646?scrollToComments=true

https://lemmy.world/post/14855645

None

Not really drama so much as a term I heard recently when a girl said she had RSD. Having never encountered this word, I looked it up and seems like it's a term used to describe feeling extremely bad when rejected, except of course now it has a “diagnosis” type sounding label, and people with adhd say it's different for them, it's a disorder.

A picture from /r/adhdwomen for your edification:

https://old.reddit.com/r/adhdwomen/comments/1c0ms2h/rsd_signs/?sort=controversial

Or course Redditors apply it to themselves like a girl scout collecting badges:

https://old.reddit.com/r/ADHD/comments/192a5d6/just_learned_about_rejection_sensitive_dysphoria/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/ADHD/comments/131ni64/rejection_sensitivity_is_the_worst/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/ADHD/comments/1b82hos/how_do_you_all_deal_with_rsd_rejection/?sort=controversial

The funny thing is that a good way to frick with overly sensitive self-diagnosers is to deny RSD exists.

Edit: ithe D stands for dysphoria, not disorder lol

None

It makes me sad. If they had better parents or a parent, or if there environment was a little better they wouldn't be where they are. Then I'll see an older one with mental illness. Those ones are scary because they probably had a stable adult life and then their mind ruined them. I wish the latter on my enemies.

None
5
:marseyneat:

Asian powa :marseystrong:

None
115
Frick JK Rowling

This worthless c*nt hag is pooping her full-on mask-off transphobia all over Twitter. No more plausible deniability any more, Joanne, we see you for what you are, ignorant Nazi b-word. You can suck my trans lesbian peepee all the way down the shaft and sniff my balls, useless whore.

The worst thing is, she's making us look like complete fricking r-slurs. She ignores every argument that shows her up to be stupid and ignorant, instead posting the most idiotic trans takes and sniping at them. Like what the frick. She's no better than Libs of TikTok at this stage. Frick you, Joanne. Piece of shit c*nt! Frick off!

:#parrottranstalking:

I just saw an extremely concerning post from a transwoman calling JK Rowling a “c*nt”, and “Nazi”, and “whore”, and “b-word”, and telling her to “suck my lesbian trans peepee.” this is very concerning, aside from the fact that she's denying her own biology when she calls herself a “lesbian” (biological males and trans women and AMAB people cannot be lesbians; that's just a fact and reality. lesbians are solely biological females who are exclusively attracted to other biological biological females and AFAB people. not “non-men.”), she's using violent language against women and threatening a woman. this is VERY scary. I reported the user threatening her and blocked them, but I genuinely fear for JK Rowling's safety

:#marseypearlclutchtalking:

None

Dalke printed out top secret documents, and after leaving, he offered to sell them for $85,000 to an individual he believed was a Russian agent

For 85k why not just fricking go to work instead? I'm the laziest person in the world and even I'm not this pathetic.

None
Reported by:
  • JohnnyBOO : Least horny homosexual post
  • KILL_EVERYONE : literal turds DO NOT OPEN
  • Lv51_Slime : gay shit
  • Healthy : Not opening that thread but let me guess, at least one american has drawn comparison to BBC?
  • Goomble : cute twink
  • FoidBlaster : I didn't open, b-word. :marseysunglasseson:
  • soapysoapy : if i don't win i'm going to shit all your pants
  • kaamrev : Degeneracy
  • TERRORIST : Adolf Hitler if you can hear me - hit this guy's house with an asteroid
  • TheOverSeether : A cute twink having a scat fetish??? :marseyshook:
1
It's a fricking beautiful Monday evening. LET'S LOOK AT SHIT [Bowel Movement Beauty Contest Voting Thread]

I really should just make these contests weekend-to-weekend because I don't do shit on weekdays and I GOT A fricking COLD so I was fricking practicing self-care by watching Netflix for four days (Dead Boy Detectives is SO fricking cute omg gais).

The fricking turnout for this bowel movement contest was a fricking lot greater than the fricking last one so I am going to assume you're all either BROKE or just more FULL OF SHIT than usual. Entries are fricking below. They are fricking submitted in no specific order and without usernames so as to avoid fecal matter related NEPOTISM (though you can just go look because they're all like THERE).

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1714430670970464.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17144306739630723.webp

&

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17144306741709607.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17144306764805093.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17144306790778816.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17144306812061703.webp

If I forgot your shit and you are fricking all upset about it please DM me with a fricking link and I'll add it in and provide a'lil something as an apology.

PRIZES

Winner will be fricking gifted 20kMB.

Second runner up will be fricking gifted 10kMB

A fricking third prize of 5KMB will be fricking granted to who I believe had the fricking most interesting and artistic shit. This award is fricking entirely at my discretion.

All participants will be fricking granted entrance to the fricking extremely exclusive !shitheads ping group.

All participants will be fricking granted this very ugly badge:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1713746713585262.webp

VOTING ENDS TUESDAY @ 8PM EST

xoxo

None
219
Foid proudly posts her new pibble on r/velvethippos. It immediately eats her other dog :marseyxd:

Cute pictures of her new velvet hippo Hickory:

https://old.reddit.com/r/velvethippos/comments/1ceklyc/welp_my_husband_brought_his_first_dog_home_to_stay/?sort=controversial

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1714314620760749.webp

Hickory is home! After a decent introduction to Honey, we took him home. Honey was only slightly annoying to him as she yodeled loudly in his face for the first 30 minutes she met him. So, here he is! Hickory the Hippo!

Some of the typical comments:

Hickory is going to need lots of tennis balls!! I love him so much. Completely adorable! 🧡💙

He's beautiful I love him 🥰❤️ congratulations!

Honey still seems displeased.

Displeased? She looks like she's completely disassociated. Unable to comprehend the horror of the situation.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1714314619741267.webp

>tfw your dipshit owner brings home another pibble

Only 3 hours later, disaster strikes!

https://old.reddit.com/r/velvethippos/comments/1ceprr6/that_was_horribly_shortlived_and_i_feel_horrible/?sort=controversial

Hickory bit honey. I had just gone into my bedroom to take a nap. My husband and two sons were in the living room with the dogs. The dogs were fine. Then my daughter came home. Honey immediately ran to greet her, as did Hickory. The next thing I heard was a dog screaming and my husband screaming, “NO!! NO!! STOP!!” I ran out, and Hickory had Honey by the head. Right as I got to them, he shook her. I put pressure behind his jaw and he immediately let go of her and backed away. I had both dogs by the collar and told my husband to take Hickory to another part of the house away from Honey while I assessed her wounds. Two punctures on her ear lobe, and a puncture on her cheek. We called the vet and got instructions to care for her. The dogs are separated in different areas of the house, with strict instructions about who is to play with him, because we have a 5 year old child who is obsessed with him. We are flabbergasted. The meet and greet with them went well. We contacted a friend of ours who runs a pit rescue. We DO NOT want to take him back to the kill shelter. I fricking feel HORRIBLE. I feel like I failed Hickory, Honey, my family, and the shelter. I'm literally sick about it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Both dogs were on leashes. Unfortunately, they both ran to see my daughter at the same time, and I'm guessing the poor guy was just overstimulated . He is NOT a bad boy. He is a sweet, sweet guy. I've been in contact with my vet and some friends who do rescue. One is a veterinarian that specifically does pibbles. Humphrey had a hard time at first, too. He was terrified and reactive to men. It took a lot of work, but he did fine. We currently have the dogs in separate halves of the house. They can see and hear each other, but can't get to each other.

He's NOT a bad boy he's so sweet he only chewed on my dog's head a little bit :marseyfoidretard:

If you can't reasonably keep them separated for a bit, then for everyone's safety, return to the shelter but please do not tell them about the bite because it'll be an instant death sentence. Just say your dog wasn't getting along with him and it wasn't a good fit.

GOOD idea, there's too many toddlers in the world anyway

OP, is your Husband the one who's had most of the interactions with Hickory, or are You the one? Because it may have been a relatively "simple" matter (although ADMITTEDLY Terrifying!) matter of resource guarding.💖 Both dogs were FINE, and doing reasonably well together UNTIL your Daughter walked in. She was a NEW human, and therefore a NEW resource for both dogs. He wanted the resource (remember, he hasn't HAD many resources to call his OWN in who knows how long, living in a shelter!💖), and he was trying to protect that resource (even though the resource was your DAUGHTER!), from Honey. Work with your vet, work with your friend who's been with the rescue, AND see if there's anyone GOOD locally, who works in Behavior, who you guys can tap in for advice!💝 You're very much still in that FIRST Three, of the 3-3-3 rule, correct? For now, YES, ABSOLUTELY keep the kids away unless you're next to them, keep the dogs separate but able to see/smell & get used to each other, and then take it slowly and assess each step!💖 This MAY be a deal-breaker, OR it may be a simple blip. Time, patience, and careful observation will tell you which one it truly is!

I can't be the only one who finds the juxtaposition funny between the sparkly hearts and the advice on how to stop your dogs eating each other :marseyxd:

Bonus Post

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17143146197932882.webp

The same foid's previous (now deceased) pibble, chilling next to her baby. Just to give you an idea of how foidbrained this foid really is :marseywomanmoment2:

None
Reported by:
70

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1714483844278465.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1714483844664248.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17144838447892396.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17144838448498676.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17144838450172946.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17144838453111594.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17144838454146926.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1714483845535582.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17144838456052034.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17144838458188558.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1714483845934068.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17144838460520673.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1714483846177225.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/171448384629726.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17144838463829465.webp

None
None

https://9gag.com/gag/ae9N9op#comment

None

https://media.giphy.com/media/YrfJUHLO30zgYVWlny/giphy.webp

None
64
Bong (actual) goes wild with a sword

Location:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17144674769696755.webp

Unfortunately it was a white guy or the memes would be excellent :marseycry:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-england-london-68926446

https://twitter.com/MPSRedbridge/status/1785226912924635540

https://twitter.com/Dimerz100/status/1785203679160582253

https://old.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/1cgnk7c/london_tube_station_closed_after_serious_police/?sort=controversial

None
None
34
:slapfight:

Turn sound on for best results.

:#slapfight:

None

TLDR: :quote:Asylum seekers:quote: have been pouring into UK from France via the Channel and France won't take them back because reasons. Ever since UK's Rwanda asylum plan has been in the works, fearing relocation, these migrants have been crossing into Ireland via Northern Ireland (no hard border). Now the Irish are overburdened with these people without enough resources to manage them. After years of hand-wringing and finger-wagging at the Brits for their treatment of migrants, the Irish are now pissed that they're on the hook.

Relevant links

r/unitedkingdom: UK will 'not take back asylum seekers from Ireland until France takes back Channel migrants'

r/ukpolitics: UK will 'not take back asylum seekers from Ireland until France takes back Channel migrants'

r/ireland: UK will 'not take back asylum seekers from Ireland until France takes back Channel migrants'


r/unitedkingdom: Rwanda plan: Ireland 'won't provide loophole', says taoiseach

r/ireland: Sunak: Migrants going to Ireland shows Rwanda plan's deterrent effect working

r/ireland: Rwanda Bill causing migrants to head for Ireland instead of UK, deputy PM says

r/ukpolitics: Asylum seekers pouring into Ireland from UK, says minister

r/ireland: Asylum seekers pouring into Ireland from UK, says minister

r/worldnews: Diplomatic row erupts as Britain rejects any bid by Ireland to return asylum seekers to UK

r/ireland: Diplomatic row erupts as Britain rejects any bid by Ireland to return asylum seekers to UK

r/ireland: Ministers scramble to shut ‘back door' of asylum-seekers arriving via Northern Ireland

And more https://old.reddit.com/search?q=ireland+asylum&restrict_sr=&sort=relevance&t=week


Britain ‘not interested' in taking back migrants from Ireland, Sunak warns

PM declares UK will not accept migrants returned from EU as dozens of asylum seekers' tents sprawl through Dublin streets

Rishi Sunak has declared he is “not interested” in taking back migrants from Ireland as stark new images revealed dozens of asylum seekers' tents sprawling through the streets of Dublin.

The Prime Minister said Britain would not accept migrants returned from the EU via Ireland when the EU was refusing to take back Channel migrants who came from France.

The row broke out after senior Irish ministers said they would draft emergency laws to send back refugees who had arrived from the UK to avoid being deported to Rwanda.

On Monday, new pictures showed the tents stretching around the city's International Protection Office and continuing along the road. They are reportedly being used by some 1,700 homeless asylum seekers in Dublin.

Some tents bore signs including “Seeking asylum is not a crime” and “EU's racist asylum policy is criminal”.

The tents, packed tightly together with minimal personal space, have no access to sanitary facilities. A large group of the migrants were moved to another location in south Dublin earlier this month but later returned because the conditions there were reportedly worse.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1714455392048592.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17144553924575903.webp :!#marseyrofl:

[long butt article continued]

Last week, Micheal Martin, the Irish deputy prime minister, said the UK's Rwanda policy was “impacting on Ireland” because people were “fearful” of staying in the UK and were seeking asylum in Ireland instead. The Irish claim 80 per cent of asylum seekers have crossed the border from Northern Ireland.

The Home Office has also admitted that it is unable to remove more than half of the 5,700 migrants it intends to deport to Rwanda in a document seen by The Times on Monday night.

Simon Harris, the Irish prime minister, has asked for proposals for a new law to be brought to his cabinet this week to pave the way for the return of migrants to the UK.

Sunak ‘determined to get our Rwanda scheme up and running'

However, asked on ITV News whether he would agree to a returns agreement with Ireland, Mr Sunak said: “We're not, I'm not interested in that. We're not going to accept returns from the EU via Ireland when the EU doesn't accept returns back to France where illegal migrants are coming from.

“Of course we're not going to do that. I'm determined to get our Rwanda scheme up and running because I want a deterrent.”

Asked if there was scope to negotiate a returns deal with the EU, Mr Sunak said: “No. I'm focused squarely on getting our Rwanda scheme up and running. I want the deterrent which will say that if you come to our country illegally, you will not be able to stay and you will be removed either to your own country if it's safe or Rwanda.

“That's why I've worked so hard at this. That's why we've done all the prep work for this. And actually I want that deterrent up and running and I'm confident that it will work.”

It came as Mr Martin met with Chris Heaton-Harris, the Secretary of State for Northern Ireland, at the British-Irish Intergovernmental Conference in London on Monday.

Mr Martin told British officials that legislation being prepared to enable Dublin to legally send back asylum seekers to the UK was to deal with a decision by the Irish High Court. That decision overturned the designation of the UK as a “safe country”. The new Irish law, to be presented on Tuesday, provides a replacement legal base for migrant returns.

UK ‘not in the business of having more Channel migrants'

However, Mr Heaton-Harris warned that any migrant returns deal would have to be EU-wide and not just with Ireland.

He added that the UK was prepared to work with Ireland to prevent abuse of the Common Travel Area between the two countries.

“If this legislation is, as I believe it is and I've been assured it is, just setting us back in time to where we were and what we were dealing with, then I'm comfortable with that,” Mr Heaton-Harris said.

“But we are fully behind implementing our Rwanda scheme.”

Mr Martin said: “The Common Travel Area, there will be ongoing discussions around that and it's been overall beneficial to Irish citizens and to UK citizens and we want to maintain those benefits. I think the optimal way to deal with issues around migration is to continue discussion in the context of the Common Travel framework.”

Mr Martin ruled out Ireland launching a legal challenge in the European Court of Human Rights against the Rwanda Plan. Dublin has sued the UK in the Strasbourg court over its Legacy Act, which is an effective amnesty for Troubles-era killers.

“We're not going to the European court on this one,” he said.

Mel Stride, Secretary of State for Work and Pensions, said on Monday morning: “We are not in the business of having more Channel migrants in the UK. We have a situation where people are coming across from France illegally. The French are not prepared to take back the illegal migrants. I don't see why we should have any different situation.

“There are going to be discussions between the Irish Government and ours. I very much doubt we are going to end up in a position where we are going to say we are going to be taking anybody back – not least because, when it comes to France and other EU countries, they are not in the business of taking people back either.”

Helen McEntee, the Irish Justice Minister, pulled out of the conference in what was seen as a tit-for-tat move following a decision on Sunday by James Cleverly, the Home Secretary, to cancel their meeting. Home Office sources cited a diary clash.

Immigration to Ireland rose by 32 per cent in the year ending last April, with asylum seekers accounting for more than 13,000 of over 140,000 arrivals.

Mr Harris said on Sunday: “Every country is entitled to have its own migration policy, but I certainly don't intend to allow anybody else's migration policy to affect the integrity of our own one. This country will not, in any way, shape or form, provide a loophole for anybody else's migration challenges. That's very clear.”

However, Mr Stride was unapologetic about the Rwanda policy. Asked whether it was designed to force migrants into Ireland, he denied that was the case, saying: “The design is to ensure there is a deterrent effect.

“We passed the Rwanda Bill that means those coming here illegally can expect to be removed to Rwanda. What we are already seeing is a deterrent effect kicking in. That's why we are seeing people moving from the UK into Ireland.”

No post-Brexit returns agreement

Before Brexit, the return of migrants to EU countries was governed by the Dublin Agreement, under which migrants could be sent back to a safe third country through which they had passed before arriving at their destination.

This meant asylum seekers arriving in Ireland from the UK, or migrants reaching the UK from France could be returned if it could be shown that they had passed through a safe third country – that is, the UK or France.

‌But the UK left the scheme when it departed the EU and no successor agreement was signed during the Brexit talks, meaning there are no formal returns agreements in place between EU countries and the UK.

A post-Brexit provision was, however, made in the case of the UK and Ireland, which meant Ireland could return asylum seekers to Britain. No asylum seeker has been returned to Ireland, or vice-versa, under this post-Brexit arrangement since it was struck.

But the Irish High Court last month ruled that the Irish government's declaration of the UK as a “safe third country” to which it could return asylum seekers was unlawful, as a result of the Rwanda Bill. The emergency legislation proposal seeks to overturn this judgment.

Rwanda plan makes returns agreement ‘unpalatable'

EU sources told The Telegraph that the Rwanda plan has made a migrants returns agreement with Britain unpalatable for too many “progressive” European Union governments.

While the bloc's conservative leaders see no merit in a UK-EU returns deal because it would result in “more” asylum seekers being sent from Britain to the Continent.

“The Rwanda stuff will make a deal unpalatable to a whole slew of progressive governments on the EU side,” an EU diplomat said.

“And then there's the question of what the EU gains from a deal with the EU? A deal might only lead to more returns from the UK to the EU. That's not going to win you any votes on the conservative, so what's the incentive?”

The EU will hold bloc-wide elections for the European Parliament in June amid fears populist and nationalist parties will win in at least nine countries on the back of anger over mass migration and Net Zero policies.

Sources said there was also little appetite in sitting down with Britain while the EU is engulfed in its own migration crisis.

“I don't see much interest in a UK-EU migration deal until we've properly sorted out our own migration mess first,” a Brussels insider said.

“Yes, we've agreed on the pact, but that doesn't enter into force for another two years,” they added, referring to new border measures to halt illegal migration across the Mediterranean and through the Balkans.

The “migration pact” seeks to accelerate the processing of asylum applications as well as enables the detention of asylum seekers who have a lower chance of successful bid at the EU's external borders.

Controversially, it also sets up a burden-sharing mechanism that will require the bloc's 27 member states to take in their fair share of migrants landing in just a handful of countries, such as Greece and Italy.

Countries like Poland and Hungary, which have rejected resettling asylum seekers, will be forced to pay a levy to help finance the system for more willing capitals.

At a debate ahead of the EU elections, Ursula Von der Leyen, the European Commission's president, last night rejected that her centre-right European People's Party was pushing a Rwanda-style plan for the bloc.

The top eurocrat, who is vying for a second term in office, went as far to suggest deporting migrants to the African country was a breach of international law.

“This is the UK, and we have nothing to do with it,” she told the audience.

“The UK left the European Union. Let them discuss their issues and we discuss our issues. We have fulfilled our international obligations – and that's very important – in the past, we fulfil them today and we will fulfil them tomorrow. This is absolutely necessary to the Geneva Convention ... the European convention.”

She added: “But I also think it is in order to say that we Europeans are the ones who decide who comes to the European Union and under what circumstances, and not the smugglers and traffickers.

“Therefore, agreements with third countries, for example Tunisia or Egypt, is investing in their economy, investing in their education system to create legal, safe pathways for people to come, also for protection, but not to define for the smugglers and traffickers who comes to the European Union.”


!chuds !britbongs !dramatards

None
None
61
[🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘] Harvard has fallen.

Most Based Comments

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔘🔘🔘

I like how everyone here is pro free speech until a real speech issue arises lol (331)

This isn't speech, it's trespassing and property damage. (-25)

Basedness: 🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘

All these college kids need to watch the 1981 tv movie The Wave by Alex Grasshof, I saw it in high school and it opened my eyes to how susceptible humans are to this exact situation (1240)

The reason these kids are susceptible is because they have nothing more to offer the world. They're lazy, unintelligent, spoiled little shits, for the most part. If they had any clue of how the real world works they would get to work on their educations or careers. When I'm old and bed ridden these dip shits will be “caring” for me. Can't wait. (-32)

Basedness: 🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘

I'm sorry what is damaged? How are students trespassing? (75)

I don't think it's allowed for students to change the flags on their own. Let's just think logically? (-16)

Angriest Comments

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

Utter nonsense by the brain rot brigade.Genocide has been alleged and is now formally being investigated by the courts. Israel has murdered at least 10,000 plus children, deliberately killed journ*lists, innocent men, and women. Bombed hospitals and lied and lied and been caught in lies.https://metro.co.uk/2024/04/08/genocide-convention-mean-palestine-20608977/?ico=trending-module_tag_israel_item-1 (3)

Idk about you, but I live where it's innocent until proven guilty. If they're found guilty, let them reap what they've sowed; but so far, this has just been what happens in a war in a vastly destablized area that still idolizes ancient Abrahamic religions and tribalism.War is not pretty. It's not CoD or Fortnite. It's one of the most heinous acts humanity can do. Innocents will die with the guilty, especially when they don't seem to value their life over some land. Innocent will die when a group uses them as meat shields. Innocents will die when children and women are used as camouflage. Innocents will die in guerilla warfare. Innocents will die in every war, point blank period.Why we (US) care so much about this specific conflict (that's been on-going for centuries) - and not Yemen, the Uyhguers, Taiwan, the Congo, our own problems - is evident to anyone not in a TikTok echo chamber. Personally, it doesn't matter who's right and wrong, this conflict will be ongoing forever until th... (-3)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

Who else could be at fault for israel committing a genocide? Most of these college protests are asking their university to divest of funds/indexes that benefit israel in various ways. It's telling that you have to go to such extremes. These kids dont think theyre going to bring long lasting peace here they just want the genocide to stop. (1)

this is conveniently ignoring the context that there is asymmetrical warfare happening. ukraine vs. russia is symmetrical --> army vs. army.Israel vs. palestine is asymmetrical --> army vs. insurgent.israel has the upper hand with the military. in order to be able to fight back, palestine insurgents have to blend in the population and use them as shield. palestine has to gamble how much they can push their own population to achieve their goals. israel has to gamble how much they can push the palestine population to achive their goals. the international public opinion is the general waterline here - obviously isreal is doing bad...this is not a new concept. this is in many ways like the vietnam war. The US also lost due to public opinion.students demanding "end the genocide" is a noble cause. it should end, but unfortunately this is the chosen frontline of two factions at war. demanding the end without considering peaceful middle east is nonsensical. it's like "can we go back from th... (1)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

But Israel violating humanitarian laws and committing war crimes leaves them blame free of innocent lives? (2)

No one says it leaves them blame free. There's probably little question over the course of fighting multiple wars that the Israelis have done things that amount to war crimes. They have been brutalized by this process — that is, made brutal by it. But that is largely the due to the character of their enemies. Eventually civilised people become a little less civilised in situations like this, and can care only so much about collateral damage. So Israel can be expected to slip off the moral high ground, by killing enormous numbers of noncombatants, and even commit its own war crimes eventually. And civilised people the world over, who imagine themselves unimplicated in this conflict, will become hysterical and put pressure on Israel to stop fighting — as they did even before Israel started fighting. The crucial distinction, which almost no one can keep in view, is that there are now two types of people in this world: those who intentionally torture and kill children and other noncomba... (0)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/DuckDucker1974

Score: 🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮(+2🐮)

Number of comments: 12

Average angriness: 🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘

Maximum angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

Minimum angriness: 🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘

NEW: Subscribe to /h/miners to see untapped drama veins, ripe for mining! :marseyminer:

:marppy: autodrama: automating away the jobs of dramautists. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

None
16
The Footpire Strikes Back

Discount Dan with the Casting Couch Plan has filed suit against the HBO documentary that falsely paints him as a child s*x offender

>Falsely

:#marseyxd:

Link copied to clipboard
Action successful!
Error, please refresh the page and try again.