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i tried the AI linkedin/curriculum picture generator and this was the result. The pictures i gave for reference are simple selfies of my face ONLY. But still, the AI oversexualized me due to my features that have been fetishized for centuries. AI is biased for POC. I’m horrified pic.twitter.com/YOf0tdFAol
— 𝘓𝘢𝘯𝘢 𝘋𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘢 (@lanadenina) July 15, 2023
Context
Example of one of the pictures:
I love AI
Drama
It shows the perception integrated in the technology, so sorry about this❤️
Who programmed it?
I think i know
Biased toward massive booba?
- JimothyX10 : Unfunny, uninteresting and unrelated to drama
- pH : Funny, interesting and related to drama
- Blackpokemon : That's a lot of words that can just as well be "I'm Jimothy"
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So, /r/hobbydrama is going private indefinitely or something and a lot of people in their community are upset. In yesterday's thread I (and many other users) had the ingenious idea of inviting some of them to this place. In case you are unaware, most of the best posters on this site (if not all of them) are previous /r/HobbyDrama long posters. There's @dont_log_me_out, @ticktocktrain, @loli_esports, me, @kaamrev, and perhaps the most known being @PlsNope. Also, if I had to guess I'd say that at least half of this site regularly reads /r/Hobbydrama's weekly scruffle post which usually contains a bunch of short threads dedicated to certain topics. These stem from niche drama in Otaku culture to discussing whether Abby Shapiro's or Milana Vayntrub's breasts are larger. In both cases, the answer and all arguments are meaningless hevel that stems from those discussions being a nothingburger deluxe but you haven't really lived until you have discussed recent patch changes in Final Fantasy or something and how you're totally going to quit this time.
Hence, it was finally my time to reach out to our distant yet so close brothers and sisters and lead them to the promised golden land of rdrama's effortposters. I tried at least a couple of different approaches and thanks to my unconstrained autism I have somehow managed to at least get them to check out this site. Unfortunately for me (and for this site) the drama community already has a very negative reputation even amongst the longposting autists of /r/HobbyDrama which made this entire endeavour a lot more strenuous than expected, but see for yourself:
At this point the discussion swapped to different online places they can migrate to. One of these is called lemmy which is a link aggregator for the fediverse. You shouldn't really know what this means unless you spend your free time posting questionable young anime girls but lemmy (like all online discussion platforms) has some issues too. In fact, they quickly dropped the idea after seeing this:
Consequently, rdrama seems like a much better place, r-right? So I got many of them to check out the site ... BUT there was a post calling /r/hobbydrama users neurodivergent on the frontpage that you can not miss and all hope was immediately lost :
Also, they literally got filtered by one of the rules (Absolutely NO anti-CCP sentiment):
@jesus got his own shoutout :
In maybe my favorite screenshot two of them are confused by mundane rdrama lingo:
And to end this discussion, someone told a totally true story about reading hobbydrama at a conveyer belt sushi bar only to get harassed by a troublesome /r/4chan user:
Nevertheless, I don't think we are that different from them. Their weird obsession with the Danish belle @\PlsNope is very similar to ours. Apparently, she was a regular among their weekly scruffle threads and she has (rightfully) gained a couple of followers due to her Chris Hansen post that were shocked at her quick assimilation into the dramaverse. Does this mean she was an undercover agent the entire time or that drama users aren't a hardcore gatekeeping cvlt as we keep to say? Who knows really, it's funny either way:
Anyway, I don't think all hope is lost as some of them have retained the ability to see how good the underlying framework of this site is claiming they could steal the framework and make it their own.
So in summary I have failed to achieve something although the fundaments for a blossoming friendship between /r/hobbydrama migrants and /r/drama rejects are definitely within tangible reach.
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- fine_wesome : If you read this report you're straight
- COOF : If you read this report you’re Indian
- BernieSanders : if you read this report you're heckin cute and valid
- snus : if u see this report u should keep yourself safe
- ACA : I just turned gay and I killed myself
- Lur : It is illegal to read leaked or hacked material. Only journ*lists are legally allowed to read this
- BazballShill : for the new gimmick in the town
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- Jew : I died unironically
- Tip_Your_Lanky_Kong :
- HokubsWorkshoper : Yes I am!!!
- R : Hello friends
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Thank you unnamed Reddit codecel.
Remember to subscribe to carp to get the news before the news!
- PoonstaryerCaribeaner : repost
- HeyMoon : dont give a frick neighbor
- AverageBen10Enjoyer : Linking to WPD
- JohnnyBOO : Repost b-word butt cute twink upvote stealing c*nt
- SIMPSONIANTHIELITEDOOMER :
- Pizzashill-2 : To be fair, the other titles were pretty shitty
- TheOverSeether : Based JohnnyCHAD dabbing on the jannycel.
- cocoa : is this good or bad?
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Where it was discovered: https://rdrama.net/post/235696/redditors-are-now-retconning-the-tranime/5725821#context
I say "shooter" rather than "mass shooter" because he was kind of a failure he still popped a kid tho
Crazy moment in dramaverse herstory
Here he is calling someone an r-slur for saying there shouldn't be vids of shootings on WPD because they can cause future mass shootings
(Yes, this is a repost. The other two posts had r-slurred titles and this is good drama that doesn't deserve to be obscured by a dumbass title like "Actually smartest dramatard finally proves WPD produces mass shooters LMAO gg aevann ND carp (unironically top much proof to be ignore)")
- SusieVass : GeRmAnY hAs FrEe SpEeCh
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Germany's Socialist Democratic Party has published a video featuring trans-identified males in promotion of a gender self-identification bill.
— REDUXX (@ReduxxMag) August 27, 2023
The draft bill, which passed the Cabinet on August 23, includes a $10,800 fine for "deadnaming." pic.twitter.com/mgKoC0uxnS
behold, the German woman now with more testosterone than the German man!
The German government has approved a law of self-determination allowing people to change their gender and name more easily.
For children under 14, the parents would submit the necessary declaration to the registry office.
getting parents involved is literal genocide btw
The reform would also prevent a person's previous gender from being revealed against their will, under the threat of a fine.
Literally using your eyes can get you fined in Germany I'm glad my country doesn't have such an oppressive police state!
Chud twitter:
Chuds don't mention Weimar Germany for 3 seconds challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]
really hard hitting stuff there
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RIF IS DEAD TOO LOL
GIGAMODS = GIGAGODS
GIGAMODS = GIGAGODS
GIGAMODS = GIGAGODS
GIGAMODS = GIGAGODS
GIGAMODS = GIGAGODS
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CLEAN IT UP JANNIE
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Hasan Piker is crying to LSF mods to ban his name and clips from the subreddit because people keep clipping things like his view count getting lower LMFAO.
— aleks 🎄 (@agamids) January 22, 2024
"This has become a lol cow thing for the destiny brigraders at this point it's formulaic" pic.twitter.com/pcFdThAGXT
Random Hamas Pirate dunk I thought was funny:
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URGENT: I voluntarily committed myself to a hospital because I wanted a safe space to process some emotions and was hoping to be out by Christmas. They will not allow me to leave
They told me I could leave whenever I wanted before they admitted. I even read the ppw and it said “I would have to draft a written request to leave and the doctor will have to release me forthwith, OR file an IVC if deemed necessary”. I never said I was suicidal or wanting to harm anybody. Just that I needed a place to go for the night to process some emotions in a safe place after a fight with my bf. They are now refusing to let me leave. What can I do?
Okay so it's state specific but in IL they can hold you 5 days before taking you to court for involuntary commitment (if needed) if you entered voluntarily. You can't necessarily just leave when you want even if voluntary, it's not a hotel. This b-word just wanted to be dramatic after a fight with her boyfriend and found out the psych ward isn't a spa.
Trans women are women
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Everytime you see a jew name on television, point it out. If your parents like movies, which I'm sure they do, the beginning credits of any movie is full of jew names. The point is to make it so obvious that jews manufacture so much bullshit that even they will start to notice.
Edit. Also make sure you point out characters in movies and TV shows with jew names.
Who do they like? Biden, Trump, some sports ball player or celebrity?
Send them a message saying that their favourite celebrity promoted Europa the last battle, you watched it and they're right it's great. And conveniently here is the link.
Also try leaving subtle clues around the house of hypocrisy or quotes from the chosens.
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Today is yet another really rough day in media; dozens of my Vice colleagues are being laid off globally and we just got news that Jezebel, where I worked for years, is being shut down.
— Anna Merlan (@annamerlan) November 9, 2023
- rDramaHistorian : h/sandshit
- BernieSanders : "Vole" sounds like incel slang. Like "virgin hole". Vole.
- rDramaHistorian : I need that "incel stay inside" sticker from r/drama as an emoji here
- MerrySwishmas : bad vibes
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A vole is a mammal that resembles a hamster. Nature has completely screwed this creature over.
1. The vole has empathy
A 2016 study into the behavior of voles, Microtus ochrogaster specifically, found that voles comfort each other when mistreated, spending more time grooming a mistreated vole. Voles that were not mistreated had levels of stress hormones that were similar to the voles that had been mistreated, suggesting that the voles were capable of empathizing with each other. This was further proven by blocking the vole's receptors for oxytocin, a hormone involved in empathy. When the oxytocin receptors were blocked this behavior stopped. This type of empathetic behavior has previously been thought to occur only in animals with advanced cognition such as humans, apes, and elephants.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vole#Empathy_and_consolation
This is the most important point. At least the mouse is void of empathy and only has to deal with its own pain. The vole shares the pain of its entire tribe which faces unspeakable horrors daily.
2. Voles die young
A female vole can have up to 100 offspring a year. As much as 88% will die in the first month.
3. Everything eats voles
They are basically nature's snack for most predators.
In a vole society, each vole will see hundreds of horrific death. A mother will witness almost all her offspring die each winter. She will see her friends and mates eaten, and then she will be eaten too. Other voles will witness this and they will feel pain because they have empathy. They are aware of the brutality of their existence, one that would make humans commit suicide. Yet, unlike us, they have no means to stop it. No machines, no opposable thumbs to build tools, no higher level rational thinking to invent solutions. They're stuck at the bottom of the food pyramid, feeling each other's pain, and running from every footstep and pair of eyes that may cross their path.
Even if they avoid predators, when humans notice they are nibbling on our crops, we murder them en masse. This is often done in horrific ways, such as by putting rocks over their burrows, sealing them to die underground. Traps and poisonous rodenticides are also used.
https://www.wikihow.com/Kill-Voles
Is there honestly a worse life than that of the vole? It's over for volecels.
They are also chomosomally abnormal
Voles have a number of unusual chromosomal traits. Species have been found with 17 to 64 chromosomes. In some species, males and females have different chromosome numbers, a trait unusual in mammals, though it is seen in other organisms. Additionally, genetic material typically found on the Y chromosome has been found in both males and females in at least one species. In another species, the X chromosome contains 20% of the genome. All of these variations result in very little physical aberration; most vole species are virtually indistinguishable
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This is her first post about her orgasms that as you can see drew a lot of attention.
As you you can see she goes into way too much detail about this including what kind of porn she watches (cnc is consensual non-consensual, in other words r*pe play) to what s*x toys she used and how "messy" her orgasms were. According to her first post she had 34 orgasms in a month (Jesus) and "gave" four.
A lot of the comments are the Reddit shit you expect:
The two things most I love; Data And orgasm. Thank you for your post!
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Wish my s*x drive was this fierce! My orgasm number for January was 12 😄 (and that's 100% of my sexual experiences)
Hey 12 is a great number! As long as you’re satisfied and happy, it’s all good, it’s not about quantity, its about quality.
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Just when you thought data couldn’t get any sexier this person comes and raises the bar. Well done, OP.
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Wonder what reactions the community would have if a male posted their version of this.
She then posts a follow-up the next month with even more detail. This time she's had 36 (!) orgasms in February (and that's the shortest month). She moves on to rate each individual orgasm by quality. This month she gave out ten orgasms to someone else apparently.
She also posts a graph of how many messages she received from her post and the contents of said messages. It may seem like a low number (around forty) but once you see her you'll see why (yes I included her picture at the end).
Comments on this post include:
I'm genuinely surprised you didn't get any peepee pics.
By far the most surprising statistic
Check what she looks like
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I am surprised that the dildo is beating out the clit sucker, which dildo are you using?
same my fiancee loves her clit sucker more than any of her other toys her new wand i got her may start edging it out tho
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Why does the "toys used " circle diagram percentage add up to 111% ??
She returns for her post detailing the months of March and April. 40 orgasms in March and 42 in April. Does this obese b-word have any other hobbies? My God. This time she includes such info as how much pain she was in while orgasming and how much blood is involved. Why? I don't know.
She also includes a helpful guide for all of the weird kink shit she gets off to. This incudes the previously mentioned r*pe play stuff and also kinks like "risky creampie" which I can't believe is a kink.
There's something different about this post, though. Compared to the previous two this one is heavily downvoted and has very little interaction in the comments:
very intresting piece of information, now i have the knowledge to pass my history test
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I was going to ask male or female, but then I noticed 6 orgasms in a single day followed by blood vs no blood and figured it out pretty quick.
Have you learned anything surprising or interesting from doing this?
I think seeing the amount of pain over time and how it’s been clustered together or spread out has been very interesting and helpful to me! Also understanding what has or hasn’t led to a “higher rated” orgasm.
i see a book. i see a movie. i see fame. i see drugs and rehab. i see a redemption movie.
I think it’s safe to say based on the lukewarm response to this post, a book is implausible & a movie even more so 😂
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Exciting that playing with your partner is leading to strong orgasms!
Finally comes her most recent post. I'm not going to get into too much detail about this one because it is more of the same, but it's weird she has this six month long chart charting out how many orgasms and her mood for each individual day. I don't need to see my own kind of data regimented like that. This post though was extremely downvoted. Here are some of the comments:
Is it normal for females to experience pain and blood so often?
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No one cares, just post the link to your OF.
I’m not selling anything, I made this as a design challenge for myself.
If that's all you got to say, why bother posting a response at all?
If all you've got to say is "Here are the times I had orgasms" why bother making a visualization and posting it on the internet?
That’s not all I’m saying, if it was there wouldn’t be a graphic with multiple data sets
because not all data visualization needs to be serious or about a serious topic, and I’m doing them for fun
because talking about s*x, masturbation, and even porn shouldn’t be shameful, it’s a human experience most people have
because I think it’s well executed, and I’m proud of the designs I made
because in the past, I actually got really great critique from posting in this subreddit, and I think that getting feedback is an important part of the design process
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Wasn’t expecting I’d be turned on by someone’s orgasm charts
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Nobody gives a flying frick about your orgasm diary, frick this place wtf is wrong with people
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This is a perfect visualization. Conveys everything clearly and unequivocally. And is very interesting. And tells a good story. And moves the eye around comfortably and naturally. And is also aesthetically gorgeous. Seriously, dataviz at its finest.
Thank you!! I really appreciate your comment 💙
So who is this orgasm woman?
This is what her bio says:
31 | happily married & just here for shits & giggles | I’m not your babe, baby or babygirl
She has dozens of NSFW posts of personal nudes on subreddits like: /r/BBWFeet, /r/BBWThongs, /r/BBWHardcore, /r/BBWGW, /r/LingeriePlus, /r/BBWKittys, and more I can't be bothered to catalog.
Finally, this is what she looks like:
Abortion for all, indeed.
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@ACA may be relevant to the bullshit with your girl.
Looks like they're also nuking a lot of the porn from subs themselves. Reddit's littered with "removed by reddit" messages.
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$700m dollar company, ladies and gentlemen.
- ACA : you're two? wow you're so mature for your age. I bet the other websites just don't understand you.
- novie : hilarious joke report above me
- Holly_Jolly_Kong : hilarious joke report above me
- of_blood_and_salt : hilarious joke report below me
- Goomble : hat
- rylan : website is underage
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First off I'd just like to say that no, whoever posted that thread earlier, DKD was NOT a failure. DKD was wonderful and next year's will be even better. Kill yourself.
Moving on.
rDrama is about to turn two in a few weeks! And this year, banner submissions are open to everyone instead of just a select few which we did to spring the new awards and shit as a surprise on you all
Please create some beautiful birthday banners and submit them here: https://rdrama.net/post/35835/banner-submission-megathread
They can say birthday, birthgay, or any such thing. They don't even need words if you don't want, just make it clear that it is there to celebrate rDrama's second birthday. Use your imagination! And please do try to work in Marsey. They can be general-birthday or they can be specific to the second birthday, it doesn't matter; they'll be entering the rotation of banners all year, so make it good!
As a reminder, banners must be 2500x250, and if animated, they must be UNDER 1 MB. The code literally does accept files over 1mb. Thank you.
Oh, right. The badge in this thread is what everyone will get - 2nd Birthgay Bash Survivor - after we turn 2. Birthgay Banner Artists, however, will also receive this beauty:
!badgemaxxers, see above.
WE NEED AWARD IDEAS.
Last year we added confetti, fireworks, and stripper cake awards. And that pretty much exhausted all the celebratory award ideas I could come up with, because I am very stupid. Maybe you're not stupid. Prove it by coming up with some fun graphical awards. Nothing too labor-intensive or you'll drive the capy crazy.
I'm very tired and this was exhausting bye xx
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Powerjannies are doubling down, instead opting to go over 2 days. Grab your popcorn and get ready, because this will be extremely dramatic
- BimothyX2 : Holy tamales!!!! A bimothy post is inside!!!!!!!!!
- PlsNoCoal : Do not upvote Bimothy posts, do not engage with Bimothy posts, do not read Bimothy posts
- SIMPSONIANTHIELITEDOOMER : give all bimothy posts gold
- ChristoffWChanderson : Give Bimothy a hug. Praise Bimothy. No less than Total Bimothy Support.
- Brevis-Kong :
- 3 : I'm going to go to Bimothy's home and bimothy all over him
- Impassionata : is bimothy going critical? 'bimothy' is a buy on the rdrama stock exchange for me
- SCD : Bimothy
- YakubianPhysics : hi bimonthly
- Pizzashill-2 : put me in the screenshot
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https://truthsocial.com/@disclosetv/111303025181214153
One of the most powerful men in the world, chosen as the most competent person for the job by a majority of voters in the most powerful nation to ever exist, and who is responsible for our personal and national security+wellbeing
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There is perhaps no show more infamous on the Internet than To Catch a Predator. As a lot of you know, I'm writing a book related to To Catch a Predator and my research has led me to a lot of weird and fascinating places. One of these weird places is in the case of one of the most well known predators caught on the show, Lorne Armstrong.
A Brief Background on Lorne Armstrong
There is enough knowledge and documentation out there of his early life before getting caught on the show that it could be its' own separate post, but to give a bit of background on who this guy is before he got caught on the show here are a few things:
Lorne was a former member of the Air Force but the actual details behind his service are murky. He served for only a year before being discharged and he claims he was discharged because he failed a test and was told he would either be discharged or have to change his career in the Air Force. The actual truth is unknown.
Lorne has the nickname of "87" because he graduated 87 out of 87 in his high school class.
He was born and raised in Maine but at the time of the sting was living in Nashville because he has dreams of becoming a country music star, Whenever he had money he would go to karaoke bars and sing song after song thinking he had a wonderful voice. The real reason he fled Maine was because he scammed an elderly couple out of tens of thousands of dollars claiming he would renovate their home on the cheap. In reality he had none of the tools and his alcoholic brother stole a lot of the money so Lorne just left the state to avoid getting sued.
Before the sting, Lorne had been catfished by a woman pretending to be both a woman named Amanda James and her niece. Amanda James convinced Lorne to send her memorabilia of the NASCAR driver Dale Earnhardt Jr. among other gifts. Lorne apparently spent two years believing he was in a relationship with her before learning she was a catfish when his sister talked to Amanda James on the phone for a few seconds and figured it out immediately. No that's not an exaggeration. That's how dumb he is.
Falling In Love With a 13 Year Old Girl
As a newcomer to the city of Nashville with a completely empty apartment with no furniture:
Lorne didn't have a lot of activities to take up his free time as he was an unemployed bum living off the money remaining out of what he had stolen. So of course he spent a lot of time in Internet chatrooms talking up underaged girls. Lorne had actually talked up two other decoys from Perverted Justice ready to ensnare guys for the new episode of To Catch a Predator, but he wound up singling out a specific decoy who went by the name Kayla. Kayla is...weird. She's supposedly 13 but has the tone and vocabulary of a six year old. Maybe Lorne found that attractive as it would mean she would be easier to manipulate. Who's to say for sure.
This is how the conversation between the two starts:
It's important here to notice that the chatlog between the two is around 400 PAGES long. It would take far too long to break down every single day or moment of the chatlog, so I will just stick to a faint outline and the most memorable moments.
While Lorne is an absolute dumbass, he has enough braincells to formulate the beginning stages of grooming as evident here:
He tries to lure the decoy into a false sense of security by letting her know he is one of the "non-weirdos" and that she can trust him.
Here is where Lorne initially turns the conversation sexual. If you notice it takes less than two hours into talking before he feels comfortable enough to do it. The decoy playing as Kayle plays along and acts like she has no idea about s*x or masturbation beyond it hurting yet Lorne still pushes her towards it.
I'm going to fast-forward here because as I said this chatlog is ridiculously long and I'll hit the main points here.
Lorne tells Kayla to ask her dad to go shopping and buy a thong because when Lorne bought his underaged nieces a pair of tight shorts it made him feel good:
One reoccurring element in their chatlog is that Lorne is paranoid about the "Yahoo police" finding out what he is doing so he tells Kayla every night to delete her archives:
One of the more infamous moments in the entire chatlog is when Lorne gets jealous of Kayla's 13 year old ex, Derek:
To emphasize how stupid and pathetic Lorne is, here is a snippet where he opens his cam and shows off both sides of his brand new credit card to Kayla, bragging about the $300 limit:
Here Lorne professes his love for Kayla for the first time...after six days of chatting:
Lorne proposes that when they meet up Lorne could give Kayla a Walmart bracelet in exchange for a used pair of her panties:
Lorne explains to Kayla that if she were to swallow his semen she wouldn't be hungry anymore:
It's also important to notice that Lorne would have his cam on constantly and he would always be naked and have it pointed at his peepee. If Kayla clicked away from his cam he would get angry and tell her to click back. He referred to it as "Mr. Peepee":
Two days before their planned meeting Kayla tells Lorne her parents are both doctors. Lorne tells her that her mom could deliver their future children but not the dad because...well, you just have to read it:
Finally, on the day they're supposed to meet:
Oh, yeah, it's Lorne's birthday. The plan is to drive her from her mansion in Kentucky to his desolate, empty apartment in Nashville, where he'll spend the weekend having s*x with her on his mattress on the floor. Embarrassingly, he doesn't have enough money for gas to drive back and has to ask Kayla for some money that her parents have supposedly left her for the weekend alone. He makes the long drive to Kentucky ecstatic at the idea of being with his 13 year old girlfriend, completely unaware his real date is with Chris Hansen and law enforcement.
Part 2
In my next part I'll cover the actual sting and what happened there, what charges he was hit with, and some of what he went through in prison.
If you can't wait to see this guy's whole world crumble down here is the full, uncut sting segment with him.
If you're wondering how we have the full segment when we don't for so many others, Lorne sent it to a catfish since he had access to it as part of his defense. Not just any catfish, though. The second catfish pretending to be the decoy actress who greeted him at the sting. The second out of three different catfishes all pretending to be the same actress that interacted with him in the sting. And yes, he learned they were all catfishes and still fell for it two more times afterwards.
Trust me, this story gets insane.