I was kind of here for "Espresso" as a song of the summer, but now it's like you had your 15 minutes and you're still here???

This new track is just godawful, reddit-hornyposting tier...

>Come right on me, I mean camaraderie

>Where art thou? Why not uponeth me?

>And I bet we'd both arrive at the same time

>And I bet the thermostat's set at six-nine

GET IT???

Has anyone ever said "bed chem"? Is that a real thing that zoomers say?

Fricking get the frick out of here. Honestly will take Chappell Roan over this shit.

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Impeachment articles filed!

(do NOT read the actual article)

Walls status?

---> closing in

Is this.... "The Beginning Of The End?"

It's currently #2 on /r/All. Surely it will be #1 soon.

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Soldier of the Reddit Army pushes back against Fascist demoralisation tactics!

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"do. not. give. up."

Most self-aware Redditoid:

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Democrat impeachments were real. Trump spoke with Zelensky on the phone... and he did that other thing.... which no one can remember...

Most controversial comment currently:

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Erm, we've had the white house for 16 of the last 20 years, sweaty

Wrong.

2005-2008 Bush (4) | 2009-2015 Obama (8) | 2016-20 Trump (4) | 21-25 Biden (4)

How do people turn into this?:

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("Marshall law" lmao)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_past_and_projected_GDP_(nominal)

I was browsing this page because I was searching for UK's GDP and came across this:

IMF projections for 2020 through 2029

A 196 countries have their projected GDPs, but some countries' data mysteriously disappear halfway through:

Pakistan disappears after 2024

Venezuela disappears too

Only a select few others also drop off: Syria, Sri Lanka, Lebanon, Palestine, Afghanistan

I'm sensing a pattern here:

Guys is this about annexing Gaza, setting up a base in Palestine and obliterating all these countries ?

!chuds !burgers

🚨Meet Noora Shalash, Director of Government Affairs for CAIR-Kentucky.

She really let the mask slip that this is a harmless civil rights organization when she yells “I demand Jihad, I want ISIS to kill all of you.”

Great job @jewhatedb 💪 pic.twitter.com/fRxGLpW7Zx

— Jason Curtis Anderson (@JCAndersonNYC) February 7, 2025

!ummah

@sandkwinn

!bardfinn !bardists

Greatest President ever! pic.twitter.com/U8BuPVwSwd

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 7, 2025

It was dumb when plastic straws were outlawed, it's dumb when they're brought back in Plastic Q-tips on the other hand...

!burgers !dramatards

Top Drama

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

autodrama: returning jobs to dramneurodivergents. Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion

Slipped and sprained my ankle.... RIP, productive Juju

I'm watching medicinal cyraxx content. OHHH GAWDDD... Bless up, Marty. !ranchers !animalposters !cats

Hope Elon doesn't see.

the president's 43 year old daughter is posting camel toe thirst traps on the internet and you're blackpilling? pic.twitter.com/CRpRxzqJ3T

— Melian Refugee (@escapefrommelos) February 7, 2025

Ivanka has grown tired of people forgetting she's a smokeshow; posted elite thirst on IG pic.twitter.com/xohpqib9hc

— Flappr (@flapprdotnet) February 6, 2025

This too pop culture enjoying queens:

I TOLD Y’ALL SHE STINKS 😭😭😭 https://t.co/U9AQOAJTt7 pic.twitter.com/LPvslhWRBj

— seiji 🌿🌸 (@szaseiji) February 6, 2025

sabrina’s whole posture said, “how did i get here?” while billie was holding in the biggest “oh heck no” of her life 💀😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/3uiqC6bjtH

— seiji 🌿🌸 (@szaseiji) February 7, 2025

!tmz

!coomers

British tabloid Daily Mail claims to have obtained a leaked peace plan, allegedly proposed by Trump to end the war in Ukraine. The source is allegedly a Ukrainian media outlet Strana:

➡️ A ceasefire will be achieved by Easter, April 20th.

➡️ Ukraine will not be able to join… pic.twitter.com/kr8DIaOhqE

— Sprinter Observer (@SprinterObserve) February 7, 2025

Řеddítоřs must bе nоw uļtřа mаd sínсе 3 wееks аgо thеу сļаímеd nо wау íts řеаļ

You're not a s*x toy. He's giving you an impossible ultimatum. View it as your guilt free ticket out of this hellhole of a relationship

He has already cheated on her multiple times!!! She has her ticket already!!

Please OP. For the sake of your daughter. We are all imploring you to have enough respect for yourself and for her future to leave.

Your husband has some serious problems. In no world is this acceptable, and I'm sure you know this deep down. Leave, leave, leave.

Oh and when he asks why, please, look at the comment below; help him reframe the situation by saying you want to use a strap on 2-3 times per week. If he doesn't get it then….i mean he is already a lost cause but that's just peak narcissism. You (and your kids) deserve BETTER.

>help him reframe the situation by saying you want to use a strap on 2-3 times per week

Do you think this doormat of a person is actually going to make this advice for dealing with her psychopath husband?

a man wants you to have "s*x" that you dont concent to or hes leaving?

what would you say to your daughter if this happens to her as an adult?

youre teaching them what love is. he doesnt love you, he just wants sexual gratification. and honestly, this isnt going to stop him from looking outside of the marriage.

youre setting a bad example for your kids, and im sorry he did this to you. its time to leave so they can see actual love.

he doesnt care about your family. hes left you everywhere but physically

Fricking reddit spacing

One brave dramachad defends OP's husband:

Not to be the devils advocate here because it does sound like op has a shit husband.

However, her husband does have every right to decide to leave the relationship based the sexual side of the relationship. He's not asking her to have s*x that she doesn't consent to, he's asking her to consent or he will leave.

OP doesn't want it and I think she should say ok then, leave. It's not unreasonable for op to not like this arrangement and it's pretty shitty for her husband to cheat and then demand a certain quantity of s*x that she doesn't like.

It's pretty shitty to have 2 kids with someone and then decide I get to frick your butt twice a week or I'm out. If that's truly a deal breaker then it should've been discussed before marriage and kids.

Redditors so strictly adhere to there stupid beliefs about kinks being hecking valid that they can't help but engage with this.

At this point anal s*x ultimatums are their own genre of bait.

Headed to Florida to go frick @R-slur-kong

Their three day ban is up but they are currently private while the unpaid jannies "prepare to reopen."

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This is crazy. 🤪 the creator of Golden Girls is a Jewish Zionist BTW… and Sam Harris’ mom…

pic.twitter.com/clhbDthsq9

— Uncommon Sense (@Uncommonsince76) February 6, 2025

!nooticers

It's always at least twice. I guess I'm getting old.

This meme goes deep pic.twitter.com/pTTvW7fbpU

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 7, 2025

I love @realDonaldTrump as much as a straight man can love another man

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 7, 2025

It's that lil BOI!

!animalposters !cats

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