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Cut

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What a thriww ----

My thumb instead of an onyion.

The twop quite gwonye

Except fwor a swort of a hinge

Of skin,

A flap like a hat,

Dead white.

Then that red plush.

Littwal pilgwim,

The Indian's axed ywour scalp.

Ywour turkey wattwal

Carpet wowws

Stwaight fwom the heart.

I step on it,

Clutching my bwottwal

Of pink fwizz. A celebwation, this is.

Out of a gap

A miwwion swowldiers run,

Redcwoats, ewery onye. Whwose side are they on?

O my

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I have taken a piww two kiww

The thin

Papery feeling.

Sabwoteur,

Kamikaze man ---

The stain on ywour

Gauze Ku Klux Klan

Babushka

Darkens and tarnyishes and wen

The bawwed

Pulp of ywour heart

Cwonfwonts its smaww

Miww of silence

Hwow u jump----

Twepannyed veteran,

Dirty girl,

Thumb stump.

[–]Gandhehehe

As a taller woman who while not bad looking can grow a little extra facial hair, If I'm ever in a similar situation I am NOT AFRAID to whip out the vagina I've had since birth just to make things weirder.

She is however afraid to post a photo that hasn't been filtered to death. Posted in /r/demeyesdoe

[–]DanniTiger 3 points an hour ago

This is disgusting :( they are out for trans people and women.

[–]Newdiscoverygirl -5 points ( )

Appreciate the sympathy, and I understand what you meant, however women are already included when you say trans people

[–]devilsbard 5 points

So, that seems like an easy lawsuit to win, right?

[–]UnsightedShadow 20 points 2 hours ago

Holy fricking heck. At this point, I'm starting to get worried about an upcoming excursion to CA...

[–]cheolcute butch 17 points 2 hours ago

california (at least socal in my experience) is one of the less shitty stated when it comes to this nonsense so i wouldn't let this freak you out too bad

redhatpotter

This is extremely dangerous advice to be giving. California is subject to the same presidency as the rest of the country. Please be careful /u/Azure_phantom

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[–]Azure_phantom 10 points 2 hours ago

Depending on the area you go to - big cities like SF and LA? Yes. Mid size cities like Sacramento? Hit or miss. Anywhere in the Central Valley/foothills/northern California? That's trump country.

[–]UnsightedShadow 2 points an hour ago

SF and possibly SD. I'm not going alone, I'm accompanied by my father and my aunt, the latter is a dual citizen. Thanks for the advice!

I assumed this AzurePhantom loser was some dumb teenager but actually

/u/AzurePhantom

I'm turning 40 in a few short weeks and have had a hysterectomy so kids are definitely not happening ever for me - and I'm good with that choice. I'm not particularly maternal though and I don't put much stock into family lineage.

With the state of the world I'm increasingly glad I didn't have kids because the world is turning to shit and I would feel horrible bringing a child into this mess.

She also wants a heckin bad person registry

Maybe the good men should do women a favor then and start labeling the bad men. Like, you guys want to insist "Not all men!" Ok, then label the ones who are and aren't. Start calling out the bad behavior you see from men - in person and online. Until you do, or until you develop a labeling system, I don't want to hear shit about not all men. We know. And yet it's the majority of men and too many darn men who are part of the yes all men crowd.

Tons of whining about how all men are meanie poopoo heads and that's why she still alone at 40

!coomers !r-slurs

I've lived in households that went through a lot of milk, and am very much aware that if you don't open the jug and keep it well refrigerated it stays good considerably passed expiration date.

Big tip with milk(really anything dairy), only ever remove it from the fridge as long as you have to, do not ever sit it on the counter. I only ever take mine out with a cup prepared to fill, and it goes right back in the fridge when I'm done, it's a sort of "fridge etiquette" I taught myself that really does lead to less waste.

A few details to some of the questions:

-This was taken at a food bank

Some companies put expedition dates based off when they think their food will taste the best. The FDA does not regulate experation dates on most products. If you buy food and don't eat it right away it's better for the company if you just buy another product even though it may still be good.

This guide was made for a charity food sorting/distribution organization. Please use your best judgement and resources before consumption of questionable foods.

WE WON SOYBROS

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A valiant attempt. However that is the flag of the country Israel. And we are, again, a Christian nation. So, let me dumb this down here. Christian = USA And jewish = Israel Good for you for being proud of your jewish religion. However, and again, this is America. We are Ch... (+4/-0)

I'm not Jewish. I'm just not anti semitic/r-slurred. (+1/-2)

It's not ok to be an IDF soldier who routinely butt r*pes male prisoners while your government doesn't object, all funded by American taxpayers. (+16/-6)

Yes it is. (+4/-17)

Don't give a frick about Israel, thanks. This is America and Ol' Glory is the only flag I salute. Take that foreign flag and shove it up your butt, thanks. (+14/-3)

Judaism isn't a flag. All I said was that it is okay to be Jewish. Do not disagree with that. (+3/-11)

Record number of s*x offenders in Israel, Bill. Lemme guess: that's cool? (+6/-0)

Proof? (+1/-3)

It's not ok to be an IDF soldier who routinely butt r*pes male prisoners while your government doesn't object, all funded by American taxpayers. (+16/-6)

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!luigifrickers !masterbaiters

Also lol

https://old.reddit.com/r/FuckLuigiMangione/comments/1jowq7t/all_those_female_luigi_simps_will_be_devastated/

Today, Attorney General Pamela Bondi released the following statement:

"Luigi Mangione's murder of Brian Thompson --- an innocent man and father of two young children --- was a premeditated, cold-blooded assassination that shocked America. After careful consideration, I have directed federal prosecutors to seek the death penalty in this case as we carry out President Trump's agenda to stop violent crime and Make America Safe Again."

• As alleged, Luigi Mangione stalked and murdered UnitedHealthcare executive Brian Thompson on Dec. 4, 2024. The murder was an act of political violence. Mangione's actions involved substantial planning and premeditation and because the murder took place in public with bystanders nearby, may have posed grave risk of death to additional persons.

• Following federal murder charges handed down on Dec. 19, 2024, Attorney General Bondi has now directed Acting U.S. Attorney Matthew Podolsky to seek the death penalty in this case.

• This is in line with Attorney General Bondi's Day One Memo as Attorney General entitled* Reviving The Federal Death Penalty And Lifting The Moratorium On Federal Executions*

https://old.reddit.com/r/berlin/comments/1josjd7/germany_deportations_target_gaza_war_protesters/

https://old.reddit.com/r/anime_titties/comments/1joa7yr/bodies_of_missing_aid_workers_found_in_gaza_mass/

https://old.reddit.com/r/China/comments/1joon6a/chinese_girl_tells_influencer_ishowspeed_that_she/

https://old.reddit.com/r/IsraelPalestine/comments/1jodqe8/the_idf_claims_human_shields_then_executes_medics/

https://old.reddit.com/r/IsraelPalestine/comments/1jo9c83/where_is_the_condemnation_against_hamas_killing/

https://old.reddit.com/r/IsraelPalestine/comments/1jo8fjw/israel_the_most_incompetent_genociders_in_history/

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https://old.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/1joftx6/map_of_control_in_syria_right_now_analysis_below/

https://old.reddit.com/r/World_Now/comments/1joczqr/idf_plans_to_take_more_of_gaza_if_hamas_rejects/

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https://old.reddit.com/r/ucla/comments/1jodayl/peter_beinart_points_out_that_ucla_didnt_appoint/

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Confess below.

Mare sure to disclose if you are transitioning.

/u/UKGovNews join rdrama.net!

Please watch this trailer it's almost as good as Rings of Power

Also Rogue Trader sucks

Our babies are going to probably throw up soon. It was fun while it lasted

!animalposters !cats

Everyone's so focused on geopolitics, they ignore the planetary alignments on September 11, 2001. Mars was in Gemini, Saturn was retrograde, and Pluto was hovering near Sagittarius, preparing to enter it fully in 2008—the same year the global economy collapsed. That's not coincidence. That's foreshadowing.

The second plane hit at 9:03 a.m.—add that up: 9 + 0 + 3 = 12. That's the number of chakras if you count the ethereal ones. The Twin Towers represented the duality of the root and crown chakras—masculine and feminine energy pillars. Their destruction severed the balance. We've been ungrounded ever since.

And if you think it's wild that both towers fell, try this: the veil between dimensions thinned at that exact moment. I felt it. Others did too. You ever notice how dreams got stranger after 2001? That's because the astral plane was flooded with residual shock. Souls displaced. Entities waking up.

Also: Venus was in Leo. What's Leo? Fire. What's Venus? Love, yes—but also vanity, reflection, and money. Tell me that's not connected to the way America began projecting itself after that day—obsessed with image, power, surface over soul. The Age of Illusion began on 9/11. You felt it. You just didn't know what to call it.

This wasn't just a tragedy. It was a ritual. And every year on the anniversary, the planets shift just slightly out of alignment, like a dislocated jaw clicking into place for one second before popping back out. That's why some people cry for no reason on that day. That's why radios glitch. That's why birds act weird.

We're still inside the echo of it. Still spiraling. Still falling.

It gives u the fuww reddit experience!

I literawwy can't get any farther even thwough I werifwied my e-mail...

Nyewermind. It onwy twook 30 secwonds two realize I had a werifwied email. It's like minyesweeper but wen u hit a minye u get bannyed and put in different "off-bwand" /r/field subweddits. The arbitwary nyature defwinyitewy encapsulates the reddit experience

That's it. This sure is mwore fun that /r/place

It's apparentwy reawwy fun and redditwors luv it!

I don't like the word 'evil.' But I don't know what to call this other than that. I think we're dealing with some pretty evil people who have an immense amount of power.https://t.co/KzRYrROwoj pic.twitter.com/oJkWdgjjzq

— Jesse Singal (@jessesingal) April 1, 2025

Why does anyone like this guy holy shit

Here's the context he's leaving out btw

I just read the court filings to get the full context (which may not satisfy either side):

The man is an illegal migrant from El Salvador. In 2019, ICE presented sufficient evidence that he was a member of the MS-13 gang for an immigration judge to deny him bond and order his… https://t.co/Xb9VY39KG8

— AG (@AGHamilton29) April 1, 2025

Observation

• The birth rate in Mexico is lower than the U.S. for the first time in modern history

• Teenage pregnancy no longer exists in first world countries

• Birth rates are falling globally, not just in rich countries (where they are super duper falling)

• Japan is the most productive country in the world per working age adult per capita, yet still faces economic crisis because of all the olds

• Paradoxically, birth rates of married couples has not fallen. What has fallen is the rate of marriage and rate of coupling altogether

• Redditors are dumber than you can possibly imagine, ignoring the central thesis of the video

Guillotine-Wit

Because it's expensive to raise children. (+26)

Rising cost of living cannot explain the unexpected decline in birth rate, because the effect can be observed in poorer countries where cost of living has not increased at all.

Similarly, increased educational attainment/economic success by woman and all the traditional reasons are no longer fully explanatory because there are too many counter-examples within the global trend.

By process of elimination, the author arrives at only one plausible explanation:

• Widespread access to Social Media and Apps (Tinder) through smartphones.

Availability of smartphones is the only data that has sufficient explanatory power, because they are now cheap enough that even thirdies have them. All of the apps and social media have globally changed how male and female humans interact with each other. The widening global political divide between male and female is also a result of this.

The author concludes that Social Media is literal cancer on a civilization scale and we are doomed.

That sounds plausible, but is wrong. The author is too well socialized to find the real culprit.

!jidf !jews !chuds

A court in the Flemish Brabant city of Leuven has refrained from passing sentence on a 24-year-old medical student found guilty of the r*pe of a fellow student in November 2023. The judge decided not to pass sentence which means that although found guilty of r*pe the student will not have a criminal record or have to pay a fine, serve a custodial sentence or have to abide by any probation conditions. "It is undeniable that he crossed the line of what is acceptable, but he is still young", the judge said.

Thought you would try to pressure Steve Huffman now you have to deal with Disney AND Marvel little muskie boy.

Edit: Sorry Elon you are right. My bad.