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:marseychristmasgift: RDRAMA ADVENT CALENDAR 2024!! DOUBLE TAKE EDITION !! DAY 23! :marseychristmastree:

Just two days until christmas now :marseysanta2:

Todays double submssions were

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16404705689.webp

The chud king bringing Zyklon-B to the :!marseytrain:s

and @mphj7 with realest shit ever fr fr

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17348241822280762.webp

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734973884Qxqf9NPl97fl3g.webp

:#marseyagreefast: https://i.rdrama.net/images/17340561076309214.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/16936554487795408.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17207445206395392.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734973884DzT5IUfa31cB1g.webp

https://media1.tenor.com/m/iCeIyiHcKksAAAAd/neil-de-grasse-tyson-when-the-coping-is-too-strong.gif

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734973884DRM9VR3ZtE1EQg.webp

:#marseytruthnuke:

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EFFORTPOST @FourthEggnog callout post :pointgun:

A month ago, November 24th, Romania held a presidential election.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734943151-88163337-fa24-4432-aa9a-85f68b5ed64d.webp

The main parties running were the National Liberal Party (PNL) of Klaus Iohanis and the Social Democratic Party (PSD) of Marcel Ciolacu. Both Europhile, bureaucratic centrists. One slightly more pro-gibs. Imagine democrats and pre-Trump republicans but even more corrupt, stupid and incompetent. There were also other parties, some woke, others !chuds, but all tiny and boring.

Since Poomania has a multi-round election schema, the top candidates, Lasconi, Ciolacu, Simion, and Sosoaca, were angling for the top two spots and trying to kick their main rivals into third or fourth place.

Then election day came around and to everyone's chagrin all four got blown the frick out the water by a guy nobody'd ever heard of: Calin Georgescu, a far-right martial artist whose entire campaign was ran on tiktok. He would proceed to the second round and could potentially become the new leader of Romania (dubious honor)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734943149-cd860d5f-188b-473d-95bd-7ec6aefa9733.webp

This post is not about that.


After the election everyone panicked. Woke young romanians panicked because their favourite gibs and environmentalist causes were blown out the water. Geriatric bureaucrats panicked because the grift could end. Romania's European and American "allies" panicked because the last thing you want your puppets doing is voting in their best interest. In short, everyone chimped out and started flinging shit wherever they could to try to prevent Mr. Georgescu's further election.

The only people that didn't panic were the plurality of Romanians who'd voted for Mr. Georgescu. This is because they were too busy consooming tiktok reels.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734943149-2e2e3e57-bdd6-47f8-8c03-c5d16ab1ad15.webp

On December 6nd, to nobody's surprise, a Constitutional Court made up of representatives of the loser parties overruled their earlier certification of the election because the Romanian president "declassified" some "information" that Calin Georgescu was - gasp -

A RUSSIAN AGENT

:marseyspit#:

Somebody'd put together the equivalent of a Steele dossier "proving" that Tru- Georgescu was elected not thanks to savvy social media marketing and the stupidity, apathy and desire for change of Romanian voters, but LE HECKING EVIL RUSSARINOS :soysnooseethe:

The EU, Western NGOs, CIA handlers etc. all hurriedly advised the immediate publication of this information and after some backroom political pressure the court made a mockery of the very concept of democracy by throwing out the election. NATO literally commanded them to do it, and the cucks complied, lmao. The only actual evidence was that Georgescu'd misreported his finances on some forms.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734943149-da32a0a2-e95c-443e-ab5c-899549d527ed.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734943150-836938a4-5589-4b3b-829a-7d57167dbd62.webp

For comparison, the president elect of the United States misused or misappropriated over 500 times that in campaign funds. Nobody gives a shit because we're not kitties and no red-blooded American gives a shit about campaign finance contributions

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734943150-7d5b22c4-8dc8-4b05-b7a9-40b6536df97a.webp

Even in a shithole like Romania people mostly found the election annulment outrageous, except for this guy for some reason :marseyclueless:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734943149-ecb15aa8-83e8-4de4-98f1-231aef1a1a51.webp

Now the country will have a redo election in March or May or some shit and the Romanian glowies are busy raiding and harassing Georgescu so him and others like him will never again challenge the primacy of the unelected fΠ°ggots in charge of Draculand. No doubt they'll find he scratched his butt with his left hand instead of the right (contra EU directive 14[a]2.1) and needfully put him away for infinite lakh years.

This post is not about that.


@FourthEggnog's r-slurred gypsy butt made a couple of posts about these events swallowing the Russia hoax hook, line, and sinker.

This is because he, like every Romanian, is dumber than the darkest, stupidest !dixie swamp !BIPOCs

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734943148-b16b23ac-4dcd-4c20-9781-c973bbcf8e47.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734943149-51e1f17d-4165-422f-8c50-d82119852caa.webp

His hypothesis (to put it generously) was that Romania was not actually a failing regime of bean counters, incompetent narcissists, subverted and bribed traitors, etc. In fact, all of these were but a front for the actual power behind the throne, a shadowy decades-old cabal of commie spooks :marseyscream:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734943150-762c3d39-3cb6-4f77-8cfa-e9075f65f9cd.webp

This form of "reasoning" is common among the severely r-slurred. 310+ dramatards upmarseyd and presumably believed his schizophrenic ramblings, despite the fact they made no sense.

...

I was going to go through both posts and link all the shit he said that contradicted itself or was batshit r-slurred but it's literally both giant posts. Seriously, read them. They're entertaining (in the @kaamrev neurodivergent-on-amphetamines way) but 180 degrees diametric to the actual situation. It's insane that someone can have this tenuous a connection to reality while still being able to type.


:redlight: BREAKING NEWS :redlight:

Couple days ago a Romanian investigative outlet published a bombshell investigative report into who ACTUALLY funded Georgescu.

To the SHOCK of !nooticers it was... the ruling party itself :marseypikachu2:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734943150-1a514d0d-861d-448d-8040-2eadca13994d.webp

A new report from investigative outlet snoop.ro reveals that the TikTok campaign which was cited in the declassified Romanian intelligence documents (summarized in my post below πŸ‘‡) as evidence of foreign interference - and used as grounds to cancel the presidential election - was actually paid for by the ruling National Liberal Party (PNL), the very party that supported cancelling the elections!

According to the investigation, the campaign called "#EchilibruΘ™iVerticalitate" that the intelligence services claimed was "identical to Russian operations in Ukraine" was organized by a marketing firm called Kensington Communication, hired by PNL (the ruling party), who paid Kensington over 1 million RON for it (about $210,000). Kensington then used a platform called FameUp to coordinate 130 influencers with specific scripts and messaging guidelines.

This puts the declassified intelligence documents in an entirely new light. What they presented as evidence of foreign interference was actually a campaign paid for by the ruling party. The same party that then supported using these allegations of "foreign interference" to cancel an election they were losing.

Even more bizarrely, confronted by journ*lists, Kensington Communication initially denied using the hashtag but later admitted to creating the campaign for PNL, claiming it was meant to be called "#echilibrusiseriozitate" and was changed to "#echilibrusiverticalitate" without their knowledge. Yeah, right...

This means that either the Romanian intelligence services didn't know this was a PNL-funded campaign when they used it as evidence to cancel the election (which raises huge questions about their competence), or they did know and didn't disclose it (which raises even bigger questions about their integrity).

In any case, it seems to indicate that something extremely sinister happened in Romania: a ruling party used intelligence services to cancel an election based on "foreign interference" evidence that they themselves paid for!

Followup:

Also, interestingly, Politico is completely misrepresenting this bombshell investigation: Report ties Romanian liberals to TikTok campaign that fueled pro-Russia candidate

Let me show you how they're trying to spin it.

Politico claims that the investigation shows that "a campaign from a governing center-right party may have been hijacked to benefit far-right candidate." They're framing PNL as being a victim here, seeing their TikTok campaign "hijacked to benefit Georgescu".

But the snoop.ro investigation demolishes this narrative with hard evidence because they found Kensington's (PNL's contractor) original brief and proved influencers were following their exact scripts. The investigation shows exact matches between the script and influencer videos. How is that "hijacking" when the influencers were doing exactly what the brief told them to do?

Most importantly, Politico completely buries the lead: a ruling party paid for a social media campaign that was then used by intelligence services as evidence of 'foreign interference' to cancel an election. That's not a 'hijacking' - that's an explosive scandal about potential abuse of intelligence services for political purposes.

This isn't sloppy journ*lism - it's active misrepresentation. Politico has access to the same snoop.ro investigation we're reading. They chose to ignore the documented evidence of word-for-word script following and instead push this 'hijacking' narrative that the evidence explicitly contradicts.

Instead of investigating how a ruling party's campaign ended up being used as evidence to cancel a democratic election, Politico is helping construct a cover story. They're turning what appears to be potential intelligence service abuse into a story about campaign "hijacking".

Which means we potentially have another major scandal on our hands here: major EU media outlets - the same EU media outlets that regularly lecture about threats to democracy - appear to help obscure what might be the most serious abuse of intelligence services for political purposes in recent EU history.``

I called it as not being the Russians two fricking weeks ago

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734943150-9be16416-94c6-4d47-a4b7-8e8335d5b86f.webp

But this dumbass doubled down on the Russian collusion shit. Fricking tard.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734943150-e7874d84-5fa6-4477-87aa-5be9f137d125.webp

HIs "explanation" goes on and on, increasingly unhinged. Blueanon on the Danube.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734943151-feae8fb7-5728-4437-8c03-028b26744bba.webp

To conclude, I am now convinced - as you should be - that the Romanian Constitutional Court was correct in cancelling this election. Where it erred is in not cancelling every future election as well, as Romanians are too stupid to self-govern. Instead, American viceroys must be appointed, to guide the ignorant and wayward vlach peasant into a comfortable, pleasant and thought-free life licking NATO's taint while selling his country and resources to our benevolent corporations.

:eaglehesrig#ht:

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:carpchud: folds space in half, sticks a pencil through it, refuses to elaborate

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/dune-prophecy-renewed-season-2-hbo-1236090988/

The series will return for a second season, showrunner Alison Schapker announced at a press conference Thursday. The renewal comes a few days ahead of the show's first-season finale, which debuts Dec. 22 on HBO and Max.

Here's the AI that tracks who came in the fluffer:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734968081-1f43530e-2629-4c76-a364-e2fe4df7f10d.webp

And here's a different AI giving Ragnar his powers:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734968082-eb6e9da6-b181-4d16-90a9-30d7461e184e.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734968082-1a4ef440-95a9-445a-8580-53cd01b2a697.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734968082-f715a1f2-2055-43e6-a4f4-b6871d34364f.webp

The room where the Emperor stabs himself for no apparent reason, then his wife stabs the hot Sexy Indian duderess Bene Gesserit with a Gom Jabbar, has some very subtle vaginal imagery hidden in the ceiling. Very subtle.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734968082-b36adbab-baac-4873-88a0-56a4dd6a72a3.webp

Speaking of gussy, the Harkonnen sisters used The Voice to make a bunch of other Bene Gesserit kill themselves, then they hid the bodies in the reflecting pool. Conveniently, there is a crowbar leaning against the wall right next to a hatch that must be opened to drain the pool and find the bodies, then the endless tunnels to the AI, where a crowbar is all it takes to put an end to the c*m-tracking.... for now.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734968083-39f1f0a1-ce59-4bf3-80f1-43ecaa43b52d.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734968083-7a66ad62-bda9-48d9-9a4d-1c7951f88519.webp

Here is the part where I just started hissing say it, SAY IT because they're obviously hinting at the Litany Against Fear being invented to counteract the computer virus that lets Ragnar burn people to death and I just wanted them to get it over with already:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734968083-58833801-f8a2-401e-9b68-3f41e0c1f74b.webp

Instead she saw a sandworm pop up, some thumpers, and then Ragnar's POV of having his eye molested by the machine. Apparently some people were thinking the visions of glowing blue eyes were somehow Leto II even though there was clearly a goofy robot voice every time they showed up. Come on, Quinn, this is Brianshit. It couldn't have been anything else. :marseysmughips:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734968083-730353ce-5835-4a83-bddf-de6188df954e.webp

Is it Omnius? I bet it's Omnius. I only read the wikipedia summaries and some angry blogposts about the Brian and KJA books, but I feel pretty confident about this being Omnius.

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(Roughly) 3 months caged!, I have dramacoins for pin awards so I'm going to use them

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17349695705kgVxBET2TtpKw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17349695722MCR99TqNRvoIQ.webp

Minus twoish weeks when the first cage broke I have been caged almost 24/7, only unlocking once a week for an deep shave/clean of my peepee and the cage.

(Before you ask it has an open design and I rub the cage with liquid soap and a loofah so I'm still more hygienic then 95% of the moids on this website)

That's my new flat cage in the pics, I only wear it for like a couple hours at a time since I can't piss in it without a cather (which I have but haven't got the courage to try yet). It is fun though!

Outside of rdrama I have been on fetlife a bit, only had older gay guys message me so far, I haven't tried too hard though lol.

I'm going to be pretty busy next semester, but am looking forward to the dumb shit I purchase next, I have a dildo already saved on amazon I already want to try out. I also have a croptop coming in to complete my outfit.

I also have been wanting to do more RPing, I did a session with someone a few weeks ago that was fun, but it's rough finding people, I'm not good enough for f-list and redditors suck lol

Anyways, have a good holidays!

!chastity !cuteandvalid

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:marppy: Drama Report: 2024-12-23 :marseyminer:

Top Drama

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜What do you all think about the report about Bidens mental state?/r/Askpolitics (53K)52%928
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜So this is who we're calling ugly??/r/naughtydog (19K)57%940
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜This should be something we can all agree on but for whatever reaso.../r/gamingmemes (82K)68%1058
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜A little flag will not change the game, right?/r/gamingmemes (82K)59%621
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜AITAH for going no contact with MAGA family after the election?/r/AITAH (3M)56%415
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜People in the game I'm in are using AI for various things and it bo.../r/rpg (2M)49%333
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Why do people act like being very short as a girl is easy?/r/short (105K)56%380
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Why is there no support of austistic men?/r/autism (420K)55%325
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Based on this map of U.S. states I've been to, what can you guess a.../r/TravelMaps (39K)52%296
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜AITAH for refusing to turn on the heat in my apartment, which is in.../r/AITAH (3M)50%268

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜So this is who we're calling ugly??/r/naughtydog (19K)57%940
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜What do you all think about the report about Bidens mental state?/r/Askpolitics (53K)52%928
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜The hate towards Zack Snyder is making me lose interest in interact.../r/SnyderCut (20K)56%217
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Why is everyone mad at goodwill? /r/goodwill (14K)50%121
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜This should be something we can all agree on but for whatever reaso.../r/gamingmemes (82K)68%1058
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Based on this map of U.S. states I've been to, what can you guess a.../r/TravelMaps (39K)52%296
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜my selfie sunday got deleted on the other sub/r/red_scare_pod (5K)50%35
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜A little flag will not change the game, right?/r/gamingmemes (82K)59%621
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜I heart postal workers and i'm sorry about what happened./r/CanadaPost (33K)48%105
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Why do people act like being very short as a girl is easy?/r/short (105K)56%380

:marppy: autodrama: returning jobs to dramneurodivergents. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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Train (post)ing :tracenote:

SomethingIsWrong

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734966801-f028f362-4dfb-4540-8e6d-e1c4cb1044f7.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734966801-268cc310-64de-4264-9d2b-b71388efbcdb.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734966802-2ce13e0a-0e18-45ef-a7a9-47a9d52c0228.webp

That's it. That's the whole account

https://skyview.social/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fbsky.app%2Fprofile%2Fexp4-leiarcaica.bsky.social

:#marseysquint:

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American delivery drivers are expected to learn martial arts to defend package deliveries. This is considered normal.

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im so horny i wanna DIE

HELP!!!!!

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Muh housing crysis

					
					

Bill Gates has given away over seventy BILLION dollars through his charitable foundation. Yet there's a significant chunk of people who believes he's an evil mastermind who created COVID to force everyone to get microchips injected which he can control via 4G

Yeah, rightoids are to blame for the hourly "eat the rich" circlejerk, sure.

BTW kill "journos" not in minecraft :soysnoo: Rowling being charitable is HALF TRUE

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:marseysoypoint2:
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Two dramatards fighting over literally nothing

I'm genuinely not sure what the point of contention is, but it's definitely dramatic.

(Also all the comments were bad so I downmarseyd them.)

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Has Elon Derangement Syndrome come to our drama?
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Lots of seething :marseybeanbigmad: commie :marseydarkcomrade: fricks

!anticommunists Dan deserves to fricking :marseytom: rot in solitary confinement in the dark for the rest of his miserable :marseysorrow2: pathetic :marseycryingclown: traitorous life

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"Brainwashed woke left"
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:marseygroomer2: blame le heckin' mental illness crisis for the subway :marseytrain2: arsonist/murderer's :marseyflamewar: murderin'

					
					

>:marseyakshually: people with mental illness are more likely to be victims of violent crime than they are to be perpetrators :marseynails:

https://media.tenor.com/E5Ws-8uGYQYAAAAx/what-happened-to-that-liv.webp

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Beth witheth

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734958577-5bb4244f-d0e6-4be6-b03c-c50148d16c99.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734958577-5c720862-6a0b-4076-b7fb-b5783daa44f1.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734958578-c10561e5-12e8-4dc0-8509-e235e41578fe.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734958578-644be375-b56d-4a91-b4a6-321f33bf0a8f.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734958578-001fc279-df26-4a6b-a9cc-3ed2708b6b27.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734958578-315b071d-bf92-40bf-993a-7ea17bf7a2d9.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734958578-5ad85ef2-ef1a-4409-98bb-a5a3c6c3defb.webp

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Green tooths defend even higher taxes and zero growth

					
					

UK is the only country that didn't swing right on elections this year because they are the kings peasants

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1. :marseysad: "Asked a girl to prom and she laughed at me"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734919977-dac8e4a1-fbb4-4b15-8608-535f4d61aaec.webp

2. :sadwomanjak: "a guy once offered to give me $10 not to kiss me..."

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734919978-94b6aa7c-dfb9-4a96-88d5-710a8101cc80.webp

3. :doomerfront: "I was bullied by girls so much as a child, my self-confidence is ruined..."

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734919978-8ef0b86b-8f07-4b67-b8ed-b382134e473d.webp

4. :marseyaware: "chick I dated said I imagined us together... but as a joke"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734919978-1f063099-31c6-45cf-af3f-02972081513a.webp

5. :marseytabletired: :marseyetika: black guy gives a short history of his time as a kid :marseytrad: "are you neurodivergent?"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734919978-4ed4aa81-8180-4925-8e3c-ef6930be346c.webp

6. :marseyweeping: "just hit the gym they said... just become successful they said..."

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734919978-d90569ca-a955-4d88-85d5-7c9f00b64ca6.webp

7. :marseycrazy: "invited girl to movie, she didn't turn up, saw post online with her and her ex-boyfriend, the next day her front tire blew on the highway... had nothing to do with me..."

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734919978-db9985fa-3d77-4f28-956d-2ccb03e6d5a4.webp

8. :zoomertears: "when I was 15, I got laughed at for asking for help against me girlfriend who was abusing me" :marseylaugh:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734919978-44dd6b37-d1a7-49de-90d3-88d682062c3b.webp

9. :marseyweeping: "a teacher I had a crush on called me an r-slur" :marseylaugh: :marseylaughpoundfist:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734919978-ca36650f-7590-4156-90fe-e9d7cb605d43.webp

10. :marseyshrug: "you guys probably stunk..." :marseymad: "nothing compared to your unwashed micro peen" :marseyclappingglasses: "weak non sequitur"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734919978-e26bfaed-d2ed-443f-8b9c-2813f6f90bbf.webp

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Femoids start catching on

					
					

:malefeminist:

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He starts telling jokes to your wife and gets her laughing like she hasnt in years. Whats your next move?
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