puts rDrama users out of a job, effortposts a compilation of top shelf redditor sneething
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I'm trans and I'm going to rpe you. I'm gonna call up all my goons and we're going to break into your house and rpe you until you're gaped far enough to fit a fire hydrant in there.
Should I call the fricking fbi, b-word?
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I suggest you look through his post history he's genuinely mentally unwell and fully obsessed with the trans 
Genuinely see if you can pick any sense out of these mindless ramblings:
When you say hope you mean like you pray to god at your bedside in a spinny dress?
Oh my bad you mean hope like a poster of a foreign cia operative named Obama has hope
I think your mentality of black pilled porn addicted griller
is why we are having population collapse and going back to authoritarian rule of communism. You're demoralized and your time of being high and mighty and cool was fake astroturfing just like your dress in the mirror we all knew it's not real
No this is not your communist utopia where you get to put people in jail because they don't agree with your mental illness.
Oh yeah you're a real woman huh? What's a woman? How do you know you're not trans? If you can't define what a woman is
- Impassionata : they ban me because they're afraid
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As part of my Banlog, I am somewhat inclined to give @BIGBILLYKONGDONG a serious ban for the outrageous boomerphilia on display.
As a work of ironic praise for a 78 year old man's fantasy, it's a solid piece. Truly let us celebrate that we are all collectively engaged in a public arts project to facilitate the transition of boomers out of public life.
It's truly funny that we are all pretending that this old man is a president. That he is mentally capable, and not just lashing out with random whims with other aged decrepit men. The elaborate practical joke we're pulling on our elderly is a riot of laffs.
But:
For me the choice is easy.
This is the first time Impassionata has made dramaslurs angry enough to use a 'touch grass' award.
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.webp?h=10 "Double Ds (hat) - double deez nuts lmao")
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No... we want to get away from this crap, not get drawn in further.
Weird that Israel is on board.
It's not weird at all. It will be American soldiers who get attacked and not the IDF. They get what they want without assuming the risk
American $$$$$$$ American lives. For a fricking sand war that will never end. NOT A FAN OF THIS BS AND WHY I TOLD EVERYONE NOT TO SIGN UP FOR THE MILITARY EVEN UNDER TRUMP.
but i thought he was the most peaceful president ever
We were on such a winning train until this move. Why put American lives at risk in a place full of wild muslim terrorists.
You are a scared and weak cuck.
We will bomb the crap out of Gaza and take all their resources and women and be richer and stronger than ever
surely the average joe will get richer 
Can't say that I'm on board with this idea. What happened to America First?
This is America First. You're just not smart enough to understand how.
Trump tower Gaza
Lots of sleeper accounts with little to no post history yelling the loudest about this right now.
everyone i don't like is a bot
4d chess 
@Kongvann rightoid drama
high school kids skip class butt its okay bc 
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When will the wholesome sexual healthcare subs be restored? Or was this intentional? Qualifications for an overturn are either:
an explicit statement from admin saying it was a bug/oversight and will be/is being corrected, OR
any of the following subs being unbanned (selected at random from a post I saw): /r/rule34, /r/overwatchporn (or /r/overwatch_porn idk), /r/legalteens
No this is permanent (wins if still nothing in 3 days OR an official statement indicating permanence) - 18 bets
Within 1 hour - 2 bets - WINNER!
1-3 hours - 11 bets
3-8 hours - 21 bets
8-24 hours - 8 bets
24-48 hours - 3 bets
48-72 hours - 1 bets
All times are relative to the timestamp of this thread.
Note: as a reminder I do not read threads or comments so this understanding of the situation is based entirely on titles and thumbnails, if it is in error then the situation itself is wrong, not me
) are STILL fedposting, seething, wishing for MAGAcide, and doxxing the names of the Zoomerchuds in the Drumpf administration even as WPT got gigamopped and its ban is now on mainstream news sites, also think that they can organize a revolution to overthrow the US government through Reddit! 
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This dude thinks you combat fascism with rainbows and unicorn.
Real cute, buddy.
/u/poop-scroller Canada
This dude thinks you combat fascism with Reddit posts.
Real cute, buddy.
How do you think movements start or are coordinated? Via messenger pigeons?
THIS NEIGHBOR THINKS THAT HIS REVOLUTIONARY INSURGENT ARMY WILL BE ORGANIZED ON TRANNIT
/u/Link9454 and /u/GPT3-5_AI go full-Kiwi Farms and use the "its public info chud, its not doxxing! 
REPORTMAXXERS, ASSEMBLE!
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50501 is underway y'all !nooticers
https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1iia7ku/stay_safe_stay_strong/
https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1iic9i4/im_not_moving_my_truck_today/
https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1iid9vz/elon_musk_is_a_nazi_upmarsey_this_post_so_when/
https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1ii9bou/mentioned_on_ap_news/
https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1ii9793/upmarsey_everything/
https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1iidpas/state_capital_protest_has_already_started/
On a weekday afternoon lol
https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1iid1mr/reddit_is_shadow_banning_posts_spreading_the_word/
https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1iicc0v/heading_out_to_trenton_nj/
https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1ii2q5y/got_my_sign_for_tomorrow_lets_do_this_thing/
https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1ii8s2t/boycott_the_super_bowl/
https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1iiem6j/texas_starting_to_gather/
https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1iidl5b/bring_us_flags/
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I keep thinking the exact same thing.Why isn't that acknowledged even a little bit, even a little bit? (147)
The right living in the 1950's when the concept of token minorities was still new (-33)
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So you're saying women in the administration should be hidden in the backroom. That sounds a bit misogynisty.Edit: missed word (24)
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Thats a LOT more women and POCs to be considered "token" (36)
Angriest Comments
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Ohhhhhhh. I get it now! It's okay to give preferential treatment to minorities and women because shit was unfair for them, checks notes, fifty years ago. And because there's an unproven possibility that some employers are being racist in one direction, we have to not only allow, but encourage, the rest to be racist in the other direction. Cuz balance. Yeah, man, makes total sense. This is good racism. (0)
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Sure, racist actions like this?https://apnews.com/article/c4834e48841d97c5a93312b1bf75302a Trump signs bill restoring funding for black collegesOr would you rather say that something 51 years ago is more relevant?😂🤦 (1)
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🚨 This is the biggest scandal in news media history:
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) February 5, 2025
No employee at Politico got paid yesterday. First time ever the company missed a pay period. This is a crisis.
Now we learn Politico — a “news company” — which spent the last 10 years trying to destroy the MAGA Movement was… pic.twitter.com/DwHqEp6gjp
This is the email Politico sent to all employees yesterday. No one got paid. Politico’s corrupt management blame this on a “glitch” and not their government gravy train ending.
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) February 5, 2025
State propaganda collapsing pic.twitter.com/mIDWGmOkZ9
https://x.com/bennyjohnson/status/1887152245931692317/photo/1
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Had to do this it was them or me sorry for my family and God bless pic.twitter.com/IzbwTXstDl
— FarmerRigz (@FarmerRigzDTS) February 3, 2025
I didn't see this posted already so sorry if this is a repost. I didn't really look that hard.
OP was shot and killed, obviously
Tweets for 'nauts without Twitter accounts
- haggiskong : bodyshaming
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these birds are so r-slurred. first, which pervert ornithologist named them this? disgusting. boobies, tits, peepees, shags. what is wrong with these people?
second, i HATE that their beak is concealed like that. they look fricked up and deformed. also disgusting. beakless freaks. debeaked. GIVE HIM HIS BEAK BACK!!!
they are lekking birds, which basically means to Get B-words, a bunch of males gather in a group (called a lek) and desperately display for the females. however because they are r-slurred they often forget about the females and start fighting each other.
also, peepee-of-the-rock leks are fundamentally useless imo because there's a single Chad Male that gets almost all the females, and the rest of the incel males get nothing. lmao 
more pics of these frickers:
EFFORTPOST
Age of WOKEpires 3 turbo cuked by Micro(peepeejoke)Soft - All future DLC cancelled - Including Polack/Dane DLC which was highly requested 
- Sales figures low - worst selling of every new AOE renaissance games - Salt 
rubbed into the wounds and eyeBALLS of losercucks as new DLC for all the other AOE games (AOE2, AOE4, AOM) announced 
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I made a Longpost about Age of Empires 3 long ago about how the then upcoming AOE3 Definitive Edition was controversial because of perceived wokeness, like reworking Native Yank factions, because the original 2005 game was antiquated and racist by depicting Indians @Sphereserf3232 dancing around fires, and seen as offensively stereotypical.
These changes were controversial because it was seen as part of the wider wokefication of remakes, like Dead Space 1 remake, alongside the general perception of chuds that SanFran types had completely infiltrated gaming studios in American modern AAA gaming development.
AOE3 devs even went so far as to actually bring in Native yank advisors to tell them how to depict the 3 big factions, and what was no-no, so that when AOE3 released to an even more buggy state than any of the modern Definitive Edition Remakes by MicroSoftest, the perception was wide that focusing on culture-war type shit was what the majority of the budget and efforts had been focused upon, much to the jubilation of chuds
https://rdrama.net/post/195059/drama-2-years-ago-about-the
In all fairness, the AOE3 definitive edition did bring about many technical and gameplay improvements, conveniences and quality-of-life mechanics. But all of this was overshadowed by the poor release state, in which the fabled reworked indian civs had been very badly balanced, since the Indian civs in the eye of the drama-maelstrom had gotten the short end of the stick, gameplay-wise because the firedancing mechanic had allowed Indians ingame to turbo cuck European civs, by summoning super-powered high tier units - the absence of the fire-dancing mechanics made the Indian civs bottom tier upon release.
This was in conjunction with the promotional Youtube material for AOE3 DE was like 70% focused on cultural self-flagellation and 30% focus on gameplay, compared to the promotional advertisements for AOE1:DE, AOE2:DE & AOE4:DE. It didn't help that compared to the other 3 games, AOE3:DE was during the colonial era, and thus for minorities to be salty about it, and wokes to soy about it.
So battle lines between Soys-VS-wokes had already been drawn, but since it was released in 2020, it had released JUST before the great GaymerGate Zeitgheist from 2021-2024, where large amounts of AAA slop, often riddled with extreme progressive views would release and tank within months. But as the last 5 years passed, with games like Saints Row 2022 and DA Veilguard appearing to have failed financially, a lot of wingcuckery have taken positions for both chuds & soys
Soys want AOE3:DE to be a success because it is perceived that chuds hate it, and the inverse applies to chuds. Thus even in threads on /r/AOE3 where no cultural war is explicitly mentioned, there has always been an element of powder keg between the 2 autismo factiosn.
This week /r/AOE3 has learned that Microsoft has in all but name, shitcanned AOE3 support, and even cancelled much expected DLCs, which included much anticipated factions, like Polacks
https://old.reddit.com/r/aoe3/comments/1ic7u56/the_dlc_has_been_cancelled/m9ogo5u/?context=8
https://old.reddit.com/r/aoe3/comments/1ic7u56/the_dlc_has_been_cancelled/m9p5ww0/?context=8
Users are understandably upset.
Most peeps are not upset Microcucks will not continue to support AOE3:DE with updates forward, but would have been able to make peace if they had just released the DLCs, and then finished support :marseybea
nannoyed: 
which is understandable.
https://old.reddit.com/r/aoe3/comments/1ic7u56/the_dlc_has_been_cancelled/m9onr9y/?context=8
Even in fiction Polacks are eternal cucks 
https://old.reddit.com/r/aoe3/comments/1ic7u56/the_dlc_has_been_cancelled/m9oi3f4/?context=8
Some peeps are taking it personally
https://old.reddit.com/r/aoe3/comments/1ic7u56/the_dlc_has_been_cancelled/m9ok721/?context=8
There's also inter-community infighting between all the other different games, like AOE1, AOE2, AOE3 &AOE4, because there is often the belief that the Real-Time-Strategy genre is already so small, that the userbase is fractured between them, and thus shitflinging occurs in a blame game between communities, like AOE3 blaming Age of Mythology Definitive Edition (AOM:DE) for "stealing their userbase" and thus making AOE3 (which is certain g*mers' favorite of the bunch) less financially viable and likely to be serviced by MicroSoft longer term
https://old.reddit.com/r/aoe3/comments/1ifj4hb/this_is_just_sad/magoklw/?context=8
https://old.reddit.com/r/aoe3/comments/1ifj4hb/this_is_just_sad/maglzq3/?context=8
Here's a "whale" (whatever the frick that means) of AOE3:DE posting his 
https://old.reddit.com/r/aoe3/comments/1if12vi/i_just_need_to_vent/
But by far the most cryposting in AOE3:DE is because in the same week as AOE3 got this super duper bad news, literally all of the other fricking AOE games (AOE2, AOE4 & Age of Mythology) are all getting new content, updates, DLC and support 
Which as you can imagine makes our poor souls in /r/aoe3 really livid 
https://old.reddit.com/r/aoe3/comments/1ihu0un/im_sure_there_was_no_budget/
Even the shit mobile game is getting updates and support
"THIS IS OFFENSIVE TO THE AOE3 COMMUNITY" 
https://old.reddit.com/r/aoe3/comments/1ihrolq/this_announcement_is_offensive_to_the_community/
Some users tell OP to grow the frick up
Some strags tell everyone to sign a petition, this will FORCE Bill Gates to revitalize AOE3 support!! 
But most r-slurred of all is that AOE3 has a weird rivalry victim mentality, where they have this perception that the other AOE communities/subs are laughing at the expense of their misfortune? 
which is not the case at all, especially since there is often sympathy for them, even from the much more "successful" communities like AOE2, and especially since the chances of gaymers playing/buying one of the AOE games (AOE1,AOE2,AOE3,AOE4,AOM) are extremely likely to buy some or all of the others, even if those specific gaymers have a favorite between the current 5 main Microsoft titles.
Lol this troll didn't even use the word sheep 
User gives these crybabies some wedgies
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Those minnesota links are to a channel/playlist that just redirects to a channel (not an actual livestream)
right now some guy is talking about midwifes
DRUMPF is finished
UPDATE: Admins say "We are looking into this at the moment." UPDATE 2: Some subs are unbanananed
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A lot of porn subs getting the mop.
rip /r/cocaine and /r/drugs 
/r/bannedsubs for up-to-whenever updates
/r/modsupport in shambles
/r/TheAdamFriedlandShow banned 30 minutes ago "due to being unmoderated." Edit: /r/Wordington also banned 
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Is it over for !redscarepod next?
Or can it be reopened?
Same thing just happened to /r/Wordington (zoomer shitposting sub, actually was funny)
Is a great purge underway?
Jannies discuss
https://old.reddit.com/r/ModSupport/comments/1ii6gbk/mass_sub_bannings/
The Jeet gays have fallen
/r/WhoreDaughter is gone. It's truly over now
https://old.reddit.com/r/ModSupport/comments/1ii6p9n/our_subreddit_was_banned_by_mistake/
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And is performative edginess actually any less cringe, or just a slightly more offensive manifestation of the same ODD toddler mindset? Can you be outré without being a ten year old who finally worked up the nerve to curse on voicechat?
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Age: The Veilguard Failed 
Due To Lack Of Live Service 
Elements
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OH MY GOD????? pic.twitter.com/RJIHiHcan2
— 𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐁𝐑𝐈. (@SEXYLIKESELENUR) February 3, 2025
Drugs or Lyme?
Also, on his IG page, he wrote that ppl had suggested he looked like he was "on meth" but "they failed to realize he’s been diagnosed with Lyme disease, not only that but had a serious case of chronic mono as well as diagnosed with Ramsay Hunt syndrome. Could just be sick.
— HollyPop 🫶🏼 (@msholly_baby) February 5, 2025
Also these:
HOLD ON NIEEE!?- pic.twitter.com/eyPymrb0wd
— Ichigo Neighborsake (@SomaKazima) February 3, 2025
Olivia Rodrigo is the new Selina Gomez:
olivia rodrigo pic.twitter.com/1Q9JuuGagt
— kiara (@oliviamysavior) February 3, 2025
FLEXIN:
Department to Tie Funding 
to Marriage 
and Birth 
Rates, this has triggered the real womxn of /r/TwoX 
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offers increased child tax credit to encourage people to have kids
offers more money to cities that encourage people to have kids
Bibi gifted Trump two pagers, a golden one 
and a normal one 
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During their meeting, Netanyahu gifted Trump a golden and a regular pager.
— Open Source Intel (@Osint613) February 5, 2025
Trump reacted: “That operation against Hezbollah was incredible.”
😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/MnvC5vc8jl
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Here bro. pic.twitter.com/HxjpsjmCqC
— Embodiment of Intellectual Prowess (@baldassnugget) February 2, 2025
Somehow he thinks this is normal. Some tvs have smoothing on as default. He didn't even know what it was. Zoomers are so brain rotted they think a normal ps5 can run rd2 which has a draw distance of like half a mile at 60fps. This is some ceiling bird levels of not noticing.
I think noticing should be a mandatory class in high school. A full second input lag would entirely unplayable for someone with a brain.
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I'll find 
as it shows up.
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the way they filmed mitch mcconnel falling down with the zoom out is pure kino. like a scene from the office of steve carrel doing slapstick. pic.twitter.com/fQMTpgrMHZ
— doomer (@uncledoomer) February 5, 2025
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