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On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for every shrub drops to zero

https://media.tenor.com/Mp_fAg5NengAAAAx/monty-python.webp

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Man kills himself after wanking at drive-through
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Lesbian is annoyed her gay roommate keeps bringing strange men over to get his bussy pounded every night by 2 to 4 men

					
					

i'm 25F and my roommate is 20M. it's important to mention that i am a lesbian in a relationship and he is gay. he has different guys coming in (usually at night), he plays music super loud at night when they come over, then after they leave he washes his sheets right before the next guy comes over. one night, me and my gf wanted to watch a movie in the living room and literally couldn't because we could hear him having very loud s*x. he brings in a min. 2 people a night. max: he has had 4 guys come through in one day. how do i bring this up without being disrespectful but still direct. i can understand being young and wild but god, having this many random guys in my apartment is so weird. i also know this because i installed a ring camera. its also gross because he uses my washer and dryer each time. honorable mention because maybe this is the root of my annoyance: he doesn't pay me for the light bill on time and he doesn't wash my dishes that he uses even though he has his own dishes

Its kinda :marseydeadinside: that a 20 year old, already living on their own and is basically getting :mariogoatse: every night by multiple men.

And then they wonder why scrotes look at them as plague spreaders.

In-calls put you and him at risk of being robbed, assaulted, and worse. Get some extra cameras for the shared areas and your personal spaces, find an older gay mentor he'll listen to

>older gay mentor

I think a "gay older mentor" is what set him down this path, redditor. :#marseypedo:

Every other comment is apologia that starts with "s*x work is valid but..."

Some of them do get a little chuddy

https://old.reddit.com/r/badroommates/comments/1i0he2i/my_roomate_is_a_male_prostitute/m6xso6z/?context=8

ok I'm done copy/pasting quote comments, go :#carpfisherman: your own.

Funny how anytime I read about lesbians/gays cohabiting spaces there is always issues not just being absolute degenerates, but always late on bills or never can be arsed to wash their own dishes.

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https://media.tenor.com/9FAfaR8NHJMAAAAx/tyler-hoechlin-hoech.webp

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When inkwell tries
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New York, New York

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My One-Night Stand of a Life

Liz Wurtzel is the original white hot mess. :marseykneel:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736889620HlxRzoRBfkVwig.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17368896208rPMtH33Z3mPiQ.webp

Please understand: I live specifically, with intent. The intent is, I know now, not at all specific, except that I have no ability to compromise. Most people say that as a statement of principle, but in my case, it is about feeling trapped when I am doing something I don't like, and it is probably more childish than anything else. I likely do the right things for the wrong reasons. But it has also meant that I have not disciplined myself into the kinds of commitments that make life beyond the wild of youth into a haven of calm. I am proud that I have never so much as kissed a man for any reason besides absolute desire, and I am more pleased that I only write what I feel like and it has been lucrative since I got out of college in 1989. I had the great and unexpected success of Prozac Nation in 1994, and that bought me freedom. And I have spent that freedom carelessly, and with great gratitude. Why would I do anything else? I did not expect, not ever, to be scared to death.

:tayadmire:

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bad timing will define your life
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MANY SUCH CASES! :marseymanysuchcases:
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You act like you're fourteen years old, everything you say is so obnoxious, funny, true and mean: I want to be your blowjob queen
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From the Sheila STASHPILE 🎁

:marseysmug2: :marseyfluffy: :marseybow: the things I forget I own make me laugh so hard sometimes! Time for a very pink bath :marseybath:

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Tumblr really doesn't get enough scorn for ruining modern internet culture

Canceling, hugboxes, dogpiling people, making everything political, all of this emerged from tumblr

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Presented without comment :marseycoffee:

					
					
					
	

				
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Tunnel Jew update. :chadjew2: Some pled out, others might go to trial.
A Brooklyn judge on Monday berated a rebellious crew of Hasidic Jewish students charged with digging a secret tunnel under a prominent Crown Heights synagogue β€” even as four defiantly demanded a trial.

"If these young gentlemen, if these kids think they're exercising power over this court, they are sadly mistaken," Brooklyn Supreme Court Justice Adam Perlmutter said in court. "You're a shame to your family. You're a shame to the worldwide Chabad movement."

Two of the accused students had their cases adjourned and will have the charges dismissed if they refrain from any more digging underneath the Chabad-Lubavitch world headquarters at 770 Eastern Parkway and stay out of trouble for the next six months.

Most of the others pleaded guilty to reduced criminal mischief charges and agreed to refrain from any "destructive activity" at the temple for the next three years, while paying $200 in restitution.

But the others β€” Yisroel Binyamin, Yerachmiel Blumenfeld, Menachem Maidanchik and Yaakov Rothchild β€” refused to take the deals and are now due to stand trial and could face prison time.

At a court hearing in October, Rothchild told The Post that a three-year ban from the temple β€” as prosecutors were offering as a condition of a plea deal at the time β€” was unacceptable.

"Being banned from 770 for three years is worse than jail," he said.

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Zuck cucks trans. Reddit reacts.

					
					
					
	

				
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have you guys heard about Olympus has Fallen?!

Norm Macdonald: Olympus has Fallen

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Heres Dreams charges tho:

Grand larceny auto theft

Grand larceny of greater than or equal to $1,000 not taken directly from another person

Credit card fraud of less than $1,000 in six-month period

Prostitution

Obtain credit card number β€” larceny

Grand larceny β€” stealing motor vehicle

[No image of the cop]

https://www.wavy.com/news/local-news/hampton-officer-admits-to-hiring-prostitute-who-later-allegedly-stole-his-car-per-court-documents/

COP HAD A DREAM AND A DOLLAR

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DATING TIPS FOR INCELS
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:spongebobretarded:

Just nooticed /h/spongebob died.

:capytatsugirigenocide:

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Weedcels cucked again as Biden fails to resechedule the harmless flower

					
					
					
	

				
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How To Disappear In Kitty Completely

Nostalgia for rot, the opulence of failure

All smoke,

all vibes

No god

Scrolling the cathartic collapse

Swiping the endless kitty

Landing on 23 red

Roulette

Ruleless

Ruthless

Male feminist

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Libs of xiao hong shu

new account

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!neurodivergents !ranchers !r-slurs

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