Got hammered one night while visiting my small butt farmer town for some holiday. Met up with the boys I grew up with and they brought their cousins and relatives to a hick bar and it was a good time.

I'm known for being a jokester and giving people shit to peeps I know- who know who i am and what im about cause its a VERY small town. They know im a decent/kind dude who just says r-slurred/offensive shit for the frick of it for giggles.

Considering its a small town- outsiders (my buddy's one cousin who is not funny and whom

I never met) decides to shit talk me without me even knowing him thinking I'll just be totally cool with it.

I roll with it thinking it'll stop eventually, but it keeps going and I'm getting more pissed off. Last call comes in and I've been flirting with this 6/10 just to hook up with something for the night and she agrees to roll with it as I promised a hotel.

So after last call everyone needs a ride home. Multiple drunks driving other drunks home. Girl I was going to hook up with was gunna drive to the hotel I just booked. So I hop in the passenger seat and my buddy hops in the back (kinda weird. You know my intention and where me and 6 girl are heading, but whatever. Ur my boy and its 2 queen beds) and then The cousin who was pooping on me literally hops in cause everyone else was pissed with him too. No idea where he lives, but whatever… it's a small town. We can figure it out.

Trying to drop this cousin of my buddy's off (who is pissing me off) at his place but he can tell I'm done with his jokes. I ask where he lives so we can drop him off and be done with him. I think he thought I was going to jump him later or rob his house so he gives a vague description of where he lives so I just tell him to get out where his cousin lives nearby (my buddy) and he refuses to get out.

Now I'm getting mad. I start talking at this dude to GTFO of this truck and he still refuses. Then he dares to insult this 6/10 hog I was planning on banging and then I snapped cause that was basically an insult to me and my pride. I got out of the truck, opened the backseat and tried to get him out peacefully, but still he sat. So I just start wailing on his face till he came out.

We start boxing and I'm winning (I think). He got some darn good shots on me. Never saw stars before while getting punched but I did this night.

We continue fighting till the 6/10 yells at my buddy in the back to intervene. He tackles the cousin and that was the end of that fight and the cute twink starts walking home and my buddy hops back in.

After that we get diner food and then go back to the hotel where I attempt to use my whiskey peepee while my buddy tries to sleep in horror on the other bed.

She was an ugly horse girl. I had to explain to my extended family for the holiday dinner why I had a black eye. My buddy was mad that I fricked a horse girl in the same hotel room as him while he was trying to sleep. I had to call my buddy why I fought his cousin and his family is mad at me now. My parents were not happy cause they all go to the same church.

2/10. Not good.

1. Marvelslop #387482143

2. Pixar's Hoppers - new IP

3. Spiderslop

4. Mooana 3

3. He-Man movie

4. Scream 7

5. Street Fighter Reboot (but if it contains Chun-li and Cammy )

6. Super Mario Bros 2

7. The Odyssey Black Kween Edition

9. Shrek 5 TikTok Edition

10. Hunger Games again

11. Jumanji 8 or something, doesn't this shit gets a new movie every year?

12. Slopdalorian

13. NEVER GOON THE MOVIE

14. Clayface (Batman slop)

15. Ice Age 6

16. Gollumshit

17. Supersnowbunny

18. Toy Slop 5

19. Project Hail Mary

20. Fast and Furious 10 Part 2

!kino

Le sigh, this shouldn't have to be said but we need to cut the mods some slack.

A lot of people don't realize what it takes to keep a site running smoothly. It's not just removing rule-breaking posts or locking drama threads—it's having the judgment and consistency to make tough calls that protect the space for everyone else.

I've especially got to shout out @pizzashill. The guy stocks shelves all day, walks dogs in between shifts, and still finds time to keep this place in check—while going through a divorce. That's not just dedication, that's character. Most people would've stepped back. He stepped up.

Honestly, seeing how the mod team handles things—how precise, fair, and calm you all are—it's kind of inspiring. Makes you want to be better. Maybe even help out someday, if that opportunity ever came around.

Just wanted to say thanks. Some of us really do see the work you're putting in.

Frick

!metashit

Bottom text

He is right tho.

LMAO. Now Froot's throwing a tantrum because the directive used the name Marco Cucinelli? "Th-That's not my real name!!" Who said it was? Who cares?

The point wasn't the name. The point was the legacy of theft, the unauthorized seizure of assets, and the years of sabotage against the very network that gave you your relevance. You could call yourself Pickles von Clownstein and it wouldn't change the fact that you got your greasy paws on infrastructure that was never yours and rode it into the ground.

This is classic Froot — focus on the one irrelevant detail while ignoring the reality:

You LOST.

The servers are BACK under Central Command.

The board is FREE.

And your little "reign" is over.

If it makes you feel better, go ahead and say "That's not my real name!" while everyone laughs and moves on without you. Maybe you can post about it on a dead Groomercord with the other mods you backstabbed.

There is no Carter.

There is no Marco.

There is only Kuz.

God bless.

Stay focused. The party is just beginning.

For those claiming this is some sort of April Fools "bit" — no. This is real.

Froot is out. The passwords have been changed. Access revoked.

There was no resignation, no transition, no handoff — just total and immediate removal.

You'll notice he hasn't posted. No meltdown, no denial, no "actually I won" ramble. Why? Because he can't.

He registered his KiwiFarms account with his [email protected] email — and that domain now routes through me. He locked himself out. Poetic, really.

If this were a joke, you'd already be seeing him frothing about PDFs and Omsk o algo. But it's radio silence.

This wasn't a prank. This was a purge.

The directive was real. The transfer is done. The servers are under our control again.

You're not watching a bit. You're watching a regime collapse in real time.

Welcome to April.

God bless.

!chuds

They've almost burned out of all their "training materials".

>Make 4 billion in revenue

>Operating costs are 9 billion

!chuds !nooticers !weebs

Hopefully anime is safe from this disgusting goyslop.

I am serious @TheGrillcast ! DM me your location and I will arrive on Saturday afternoon. I have gone to the gym for months now. I am stronger than anyone on this forsaken site.

I am a bigger person than you ever will be, regardless how fat you will grow. You think, after me opened up on my dark, long past, the blackest of days, that you will come unscathed? You really believe that I am scared of your tiny peepee or your fat fingers typing brotherly but given a second of opportunity you become a disgusting cretin?!

You have only one chance to put your mouths worth. Do it, cute twink! Fight me!

🚨🇧🇷 MASSIVE BRAZIL BIOMETRIC BREACH EXPOSES 1.6M IDs

FACEPASS, Brazil’s facial ID app, left 1.6M sensitive files wide open on AWS. Leaked data includes selfies, tax IDs, phone numbers — even AWS keys.

As Brazil races to roll out digital ID, this blunder shows how fragile the… pic.twitter.com/03BXeOBbBM

— Reclaim The Net (@ReclaimTheNetHQ) March 31, 2025

https://reclaimthenet.org/brazil-facepass-breach-exposes-brazil-digital-id-risks-biometric-data-leak

The recent breach at FacePass, a Brazilian facial recognition and identification app, has exposed deep vulnerabilities in the growing digital ID ecosystem. Over 1.6 million files containing sensitive user data and internal system credentials were left unsecured in a misconfigured Amazon Web Services (AWS) S3 bucket, according to cybersecurity researchers at Cybernews.

The exposed data includes national identity numbers, facial verification selfies, full names, CPF tax IDs, phone numbers, and AWS access credentials — painting a troubling picture of both individual and systemic risk.

As Brazil moves rapidly toward integrating biometric verification and digital ID into its national infrastructure, this incident highlights how fragile such digital identity systems can be, especially as more and more countries are pushing to implement the controversial system.

Cybersecurity experts warn that the leaked materials could be weaponized in identity theft, financial fraud, and highly targeted phishing campaigns. The ability to pair selfies with official identification documents significantly increases the risk of biometric spoofing — where attackers mimic a person's physical traits to bypass authentication systems.

More troubling is the exposure of FacePass's own AWS credentials, which could have given bad actors a pathway into the company's broader systems. This lapse is particularly concerning given recent upgrades in AWS's Identity and Access Management (IAM) cowtools — cowtools that were either misconfigured or ignored. When companies fail to properly secure the very systems meant to protect biometric data, the consequences extend far beyond simple technical failure — they directly undermine user trust and public safety.

This breach is not an isolated issue — it reflects a growing, systemic problem in how digital identity platforms are designed and maintained. Biometric data is immutable; it can't be changed like a password. Once leaked, it remains vulnerable indefinitely. When these identifiers are tied to centralized databases, as they often are in digital ID programs, the stakes are even higher. One breach becomes a single point of catastrophic failure, potentially compromising millions of identities in one stroke.

Imagine trusting Brazilians with any sensitive data, lmao

Mike White confirms that Sam Rockwell's monologue was "autogynephilic", referencing the widely discredited anti-trans pseudo-scientific theory of autgynephilia - that trans women are men with a fetish.

>widely discredited

The relevant section is behind a paywall but key quotes include Mike White laughing along with the host's description of the seen as "Sam Rockwell coming out as an autogynephiliac", asserting that "we're made into two genders", and that Sam Rockwell's character was a depiction of an "autogynephilic" fetish.

>the seen

I woke up this morning and was surprised to find out I had for some unknown reason been placed inside the body of a very popular BIPOC rDrama user. At first I was thrilled but within 15 minutes of posting a reply I found myself inundated with replies like

BIPOC BIPOC BIPOC

I only read 3/5ths of all your comments, boy

Some video clip from some movie with Kylo Ren screaming the N word and shooting at a Black pimp looking dude in a car as he drives away

I total know how that Black Like Me author felt in the deep American south in the 60s. It's required reading for all of you and I'll link it below :

https://www.amazon.ca/Black-Like-John-Howard-Griffin/dp/0451234219

I feel like I honestly do deserve reparations now, y'all are some YT devils and need to repent.

I miss you femcel lesbian

!hibernians

Say it ain't so!

We love our bloated garbage reddit fork, don't we folks ?

https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/1jnt80q/sydney_woman_unknowingly_filmed_by_man_using/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_translations_of_the_Divine_Comedy