please help cheer up my friend @X

chiobu is having a really, really bad day

his wife beat him this morning

all the women he simps for are getting peepeeed down by other dramatards

big mean @Grue chudded him for TEN DAYS

can you leave some posts on his profile to cheer him up?

heres the link with his css disabled :

https://rdrama.net/@X?nocss=1

Like these is there a thread or image gallery that archives and catalogs all of them? @Aevann !metashit

https://old.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/1cydqpr/someone_in_the_neighbourhood_wanted_to_honour/?sort=controversial

!homeowners

https://soyjak.blog/index.php?threads%2Fwhat-the-fuuuuuck.1881%2F

soyjak.party

My husband has a cyst on his arse. Over the last two weeks it's got bigger and inflamed. He's on oral antibiotics and has an appointment to remove it next week.

Tonight it BURST. Omg it's amazing. He let me squeeze it but best of all, once all the skank came out I had a look and I saw THE SAC AND HE LET ME GET IT OUT WITH MY TWEEZERS.

Honestly, I can't remember the last time I was this excited.

The sac came out just like on Dr Pimple Popper - a little empty balloon with a little flap where it burst.

I will cherish this experience truly.

marriages are so romantic

Telling us all about it - but no photos!

You're soooo lucky 🤣

Fortunately there are no photos.

jk here's pics of the arse cyst

Once The skank was out I gave it a squeeze and could see the edge of the sac.

I asked him if I could try to tug it out if I could grip it easily. I didn't have to dig (and wouldn't have either as even I have limits when it comes to other people) and the sac was nice and sturdy but it did need a tug.

keep talking I'm almost there

I gave it a good bathe with dettol, we've put on savlon and I've given him a Tena Lady to use as a dressing 👌🏾

lol what a pansy

Well done op. Great job, that must have felt amazing (for both of you).

you know it

Can we have a look at his arse?

I'm really sorry but I promised him I wouldn't post pics of his arse anywhere.

Apparently I was deceived into coming here. I was under the impression that I would get some kind of mental health care but instead it's just detox from alcohol plus telling you to think more positive and stuff. I'm actually more hopeless and suicidal now than I was coming in.

At least it's a really pleasant place. Someone gave me some advice on a place that might actually be viable but I would have to switch my fricking insurance which I don't know is even possible. And kind of difficult to do with a phone available 1 hour/day. Of course the basic information a person would want to know is unavailable on the internet.

"We cannot win this reelection.. we can only reelect Donald Trump!" -Joe Biden pic.twitter.com/MimO44sKZy

— 🔥🇺🇸 KC 🇺🇸🔥 (@KCPayTreeIt) May 22, 2024

Poor neighbor, should been president in 2008-2016 and now should been Obama turn

My dear commenters, this is an r-slured concept but its pretty fun. You have been given a scenario and you must achieve your quest of getting marsey a birthday present . I will be the neutral arbiter who will help or hinder you in achieving your goal.

You awaken in your room with pj's on. In the fever dream of a nightmare you had last night, a glimmer of truth was revealed to you; you didn't get your beloved cat, Marsey, a birthday present! How foolish of you! You must get your present before the party starts at noon. You also must get a birthday cake, party decorations, and a clown.

Post your replies in a single comment chain, branching paths will be converged into a single path. Post your comments and I'll maintain continuity as they're posted. If it ends up being too much of a clusterfrick I'll just ignore some comments.

!ttrpg

The story so far...

You started the day by drinking some water from the sink. It was salty. You attempted to whip out your monster peepee, but to no avail. You checked your pockets and found a few items (inventory will be listed at the bottom). You asked your mother to drive you and she said she would for 2 bpp (big person points) which you accepted. You put on your gear and washed your face and go downstairs to get a poptart. While mommy is cooking that, you stole her wallet and hid it in your nonbinary anus before getting into the car and driving to the Gigaplex (a mall downtown). You've entered the Gigaplex and looked around. What you saw was as follows: CLOWN WORLD, Freddy Fazbear's freddy fazbear, Greasy's Breadburger Joint, Shopaholic DX, Mark's Mann's Firing Range, Delicious Doggy, Party City, Hot Topic, a pretty big guy, the food court, and a whole bunch of hylics. [You Are Here]

inventory:

[Mildly C*m-Stained Marvel T-Shirt] - a terribly drawn depiction of you and black panther making out

[Grey Sweatpants] - nothing of note about these, thankfully

[Panama Hat] - This hat kind of looks like a fedora so you wear it

[Camo Crocs] - You forgot to put these on. Wait, no they're on. Frick.

[Morbius Backpack] - You HATE this backpck, but the batman one is missing

[Wallet] - Its one of those privacy wallets with the lock and chain, you got it when you were 12 and its barely holding on with a great deal of duct tape

[Bent Fork] - idk maybe you could use this as a weapon or something

[Flip phone] - also obtained when you were 12, only contacts are your mother and your significant other who's off in china probably screwing massive black bulls

[Marsey Meese Membership Card] - its like chuck e cheese if rdrama invented it, you probably have some free pizzas on this thing or something so its worth keeping around

[Mommy's Wallet] - you cleverly stole this from your mommy and hid it in your gunt. This is probably going to be your main source of cash so good thinking