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Kid Cudi "No One Believes Me" (Official Video) - YouTube :marseykingharkinian:

https://media.tenor.com/m70Im2ReGtsAAAAx/andrew-spider-man-spiderman-facing.webp

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Today jerking off only halfway

Consider it an April Fools' ploy against my phallus

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Fluffy boy

BVLT for eating fur stacy kitty in breeder hetro-monogamous relationships

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Profile shows as not mine

The enemy has hacked my redscarepodnet account and no longer displays me as the benevolent user BoodooSpeak. I'm currently thinking of which demographic I should blame it on. My name has never been PereMarquette and the people of Boston are hoping for my downfall.

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Atlanta fed forcasts GDP growth as -3.7

:marseyitsover:

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Am I suppose to be logged into someone else rn? This is @SCD.

@Aevann

@Vegeta

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Any fellow dramanauts struggle with their micropeepee? :doomerchud:

>be me

>micropeepee so small :marseyminipixel: it doesn't cast a shadow :marseydarkxd:

>doctors classified it as a vestigial limb

>sometimes I lose it in folds of my own skin

>named it Gregory for companionship

>Gregory is shy

>one night, full moon

>hear whispering

>"let me out"

>Gregory begins to grow

>not in size, but in sentience

>starts making decisions for me

>texting my exes weird :marseycreepy: poetry

>applies for credit card

>gets approved :marseyvampireapprove:

>now $3,000 in debt and I don't even wear pants :marseyjeans: anymore

>Gregory controls my life

>tfw I'm just a flesh :marseyhuman: suit for a telepathic, financially irresponsible micropeepee :marseydicklet:

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:sadwalz:Lazy :marseyantiwork: well connected rich kid :marseyfoidretard: drops out of school for "political reasons" :surejan:

https://media.tenor.com/xOYxqmphBjAAAAAx/girl-power-chutki.webp

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This man HAD to go to a hotel to take a shower.

					
					
					
	

				
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Dude you can totally hear the ocean if you put your ear on the ground :marseygiggle:
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how many of yall believe in vision boards

sometimes even when im not feeling particularly schizo i get a sense of inevitability regarding a want or desire. thinking i can manifest a thing puts me in the mood to do the work needed to get the thing, so it's probably selection bias and schizoid tendencies that give the process a sense of magical control… but i can still have trouble shaking that feeling

though i hope it's a mirage because it would be disappointing to find out that the possibilities in this universe are shaped by my desire

why would i deserve that power

what's on your vision board

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:carp:

:#carp: :!#carp:

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The movie at darning clup of WNBA I've seen yet

!mensfootball

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:marseysonic:
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Bryan Johnson used peepee Botox and shockwave therapy to 'improve nighttime erections by 34%' :pepoboner:
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THIS JUST IN: Platysfield FULL RELEASE JUST DROPPED :onfire::onfire::onfire: :steamhappy: :derpeuphoria: :donkeykonghearteyes: Build Available for Download :download:

It's FINALLY HERE :#steamhappy:

FULL BUILD DOWNLOAD

!g*mers !anime !1337 !platyfriends !besties !sigmastacies It's HERE :#donkeykongdance:

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Closing 4chan for a joke wasn't OK.

I totally realize most people are going to disagree with me here but I feel compelled to say that closing 4chan for a joke wasn't a very kind thing to do. We have seen TONS of posts from vulnerable populations talking about how that forum is a source of support and humor in a dark time. Irony and dirtbagism aside, taking away that support without warning was not okay.

You can say I'm being silly, or humorless or reactionary. Whatever. I love the anonymity and I love that community. But sometimes I come home after dealing with ableism and our nightmare reality all day, and that forum is one of many things that make me feel better. It wasn't a good feeling to find 4chan closed for the sake of irony. Maybe that's laughable or pathetic. But for me, it's true.

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Hello my name is @ACA and I am an Indian currybunny and I love sucking on BWC

!builtfor !BWC !antibharatiya !metashit !soyteens

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Britain sent over 500 spy flights to Gaza : unitedkingdom

					
					
					
	

				
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Aitah for telling my husband he can't use a pro Trump/MAGA pharmacy?

					
					

/u/we_gon_ride

NTA and you should dump that broke dusty. :marseynails:

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All X user data leaked (2.8 billion IDs / 400 GB)

Allegedly by a disgruntled employee

:marseyworried:

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OrbΓ‘nchads stay winning. Eurocucks seethe over Hungary being rated more democratic than Romania and Ukraine. :soyjaktantrum:

					
					
					
	

				
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Bongland is rated second most miserable country in the world. :marseybritbongitsover:

You might have known that things were bad in the UK, but perhaps you did not expect them to be worse than war-torn Yemen or Iraq. Well sadly they are if a 2024 report is to be believed. Carried out by US non-profit Sapien Labs, it has listed the ten most unhappy places, with the UK beating a whole host of poverty-stricken, conflict-ravaged countries to come second ahead of only Uzbekistan.

Yemen and Iraq are, respectively, the tenth and ninth most unhappy places in the world. But seemingly, for all of the problems faced for their citizens, people there are still happier than in the UK.

The report used criteria such as mood and outlook, social self, adaptability and resilience, drive and motivation, cognition and mind-body connection to ascertain the list, with the UK performing poorly in every category.

Using data from 500,000 people in 71 countries, researchers aimed to "provide an evolving global map of mental wellbeing and enable deep insights into its drivers that can be used for more effective management of population mental wellbeing through evidence-based social policy and interventions."

The UK's poor ranking might surprise some, given the tribulations of countries higher up the table, but in 2023, the Office for National Statistics recorded an overall decline in personal wellbeing across the UK.

Similarly, mental health charity Mind has warned on numerous occasions of an unfolding mental health crisis, particularly among men and young people.

So, what of the other nations in the top 10. Ireland came in at eighth, ahead of Egypt in seventh.

It seems that for all of its beaches and sunny weather, the people of Australia have struggles that may not seem obvious on the surface, with the nation listed as the sixth unhappiest country in the world.

Surprisingly, Australia was found to be the sixth unhappiest nation on earth

The land down under scored particularly poorly for drive and motivation, as did Tajikistan in fifth and fellow beach abundant nation Brazil who was ranked fourth.

South Africa was found to be the third unhappiest nation on earth, with factors such as high levels of crime and poverty a potential reason as to why.

Whilst researchers did not comment on specific countries and reason behind their unhappiness, the report did find characteristics amongst many of the nations languishing towards the bottom.

Researchers said: "The impacts of owning a smartphone at a young age were especially pronounced for the dimension of Social Self and drove symptoms such as Suicidal thoughts, Feeling detached from reality and Feelings of aggression towards others.

"In countries that are generally at the top of the list in this report, and less developed countries in general, the average age that young people first own a smartphone is typically older."

They added that a correlation with countries with a high consumption of ultra-processed food was found with countries where such food was popular seeing "substantially poorer mental wellbeing at all ages."

They added: "A third factor is diminished family bonds. For example, across a sample of 407,959 respondents, we found that 10% of 18-24 year olds did not get along with any of their family and preferred not to see them compared to only 3% of the oldest generation."

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