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Trudeau introduces alternative sentencing for repeat offenders

!leafs I would take the death penalty instead

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If you've never heard of The People's Joker it's an indie :marseytrain: parody of :marseysociety2: that's been going round film festivals lately

The film unofficially parodies characters from the Batman comics, and the main character is a transgender woman based on the Joker, played by Drew. The film also features Scott Aukerman, Tim Heidecker, Maria Bamford, David Liebe Hart, Robert Wuhl, and Bob Odenkirk in supporting roles

In a dystopian world monitored by Batman, a young child grows up in Smallville, Kansas idolizing the performers on a sketch comedy program, UCB Live. The unnamed protagonist's mother is disturbed when her child asks, "Was I born in the wrong body?" and immediately books a session with Dr. Crane of Arkham Asylum, who prescribes Smylex: a drug that forces its users to put on a happy face, even if they feel depression, anxiety, or gender dysphoria.

They set up in an abandoned warehouse at a dilapidated carnival and are quickly joined by a number of law-breaking comedians with their own deliberately unfunny and uncomfortable acts. One of these is Jason "Mr. J" Todd, who dresses as a Joker of his own and tells Marxist observational humor. Mr. J and the hero immediately strike up a bond and go on a date that includes Mr. J's revelation that he is a transgender man who recently left an abusive relationship. This helps encourage the protagonist to articulate that she is a transgender woman and the two plot to have her dive into a vat of estrogen to gender transition

As the duo evade guards at the chemical plant, a retired Batman appears to stop them and it leaves Mr. J shaken. While the protagonist finally feels happy for the first time after emerging from the chemicals, Mr. J reveals that his ex is Batman. The crimefighter adopted orphan Carrie Kelley and trained her to be his sidekick Robin, even assisting with a gender transition to the identity of Jason Todd, but their relationship became toxic and sexual, in spite of their large age difference and the fact that Batman was a father figure to the seventeen year old.

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lappchads... :chuditsover:

!r-slurs !pings !friendsoflappland

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Trust earned

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Leafland is bow Hamas country. Nuke Canada.

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  • Lv51_Slime : gay shit
  • Healthy : Not opening that thread but let me guess, at least one american has drawn comparison to BBC?
  • Goomble : cute twink
  • FoidBlaster : I didn't open, b-word. :marseysunglasseson:
  • soapysoapy : if i don't win i'm going to shit all your pants
  • kaamrev : Degeneracy
  • TERRORIST : Adolf Hitler if you can hear me - hit this guy's house with an asteroid
  • TheOverSeether : A cute twink having a scat fetish??? :marseyshook:
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It's a fricking beautiful Monday evening. LET'S LOOK AT SHIT [Bowel Movement Beauty Contest Voting Thread]

I really should just make these contests weekend-to-weekend because I don't do shit on weekdays and I GOT A fricking COLD so I was fricking practicing self-care by watching Netflix for four days (Dead Boy Detectives is SO fricking cute omg gais).

The fricking turnout for this bowel movement contest was a fricking lot greater than the fricking last one so I am going to assume you're all either BROKE or just more FULL OF SHIT than usual. Entries are fricking below. They are fricking submitted in no specific order and without usernames so as to avoid fecal matter related NEPOTISM (though you can just go look because they're all like THERE).

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If I forgot your shit and you are fricking all upset about it please DM me with a fricking link and I'll add it in and provide a'lil something as an apology.

PRIZES

Winner will be fricking gifted 20kMB.

Second runner up will be fricking gifted 10kMB

A fricking third prize of 5KMB will be fricking granted to who I believe had the fricking most interesting and artistic shit. This award is fricking entirely at my discretion.

All participants will be fricking granted entrance to the fricking extremely exclusive !shitheads ping group.

All participants will be fricking granted this very ugly badge:

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VOTING ENDS TUESDAY @ 8PM EST

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:marseyjam: Evil s*x haver home wrecker gets rekt :marseyjam:
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How do you stomach goyslop?

A lot of fast food slop gets me pooping a couple hours later.

Plus how do you finish a plate/meal packed with so many carbs?

I end up feeling sick during the meal as well.

Are burgers just built different that you have iron slop stomachs?

Teach me your fat ways.

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Next gen tank

Trophy system ?

Hamascel just place an rpg between turret

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But cope cage turn into full shell :marseyyes: next gen nano machine shieeet

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I like how everyone here is pro free speech until a real speech issue arises lol (331)

This isn't speech, it's trespassing and property damage. (-25)

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All these college kids need to watch the 1981 tv movie The Wave by Alex Grasshof, I saw it in high school and it opened my eyes to how susceptible humans are to this exact situation (1240)

The reason these kids are susceptible is because they have nothing more to offer the world. They're lazy, unintelligent, spoiled little shits, for the most part. If they had any clue of how the real world works they would get to work on their educations or careers. When I'm old and bed ridden these dip shits will be โ€œcaringโ€ for me. Can't wait. (-32)

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I'm sorry what is damaged? How are students trespassing? (75)

I don't think it's allowed for students to change the flags on their own. Let's just think logically? (-16)

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Utter nonsense by the brain rot brigade.Genocide has been alleged and is now formally being investigated by the courts. Israel has murdered at least 10,000 plus children, deliberately killed journ*lists, innocent men, and women. Bombed hospitals and lied and lied and been caught in lies.https://metro.co.uk/2024/04/08/genocide-convention-mean-palestine-20608977/?ico=trending-module_tag_israel_item-1 (3)

Idk about you, but I live where it's innocent until proven guilty. If they're found guilty, let them reap what they've sowed; but so far, this has just been what happens in a war in a vastly destablized area that still idolizes ancient Abrahamic religions and tribalism.War is not pretty. It's not CoD or Fortnite. It's one of the most heinous acts humanity can do. Innocents will die with the guilty, especially when they don't seem to value their life over some land. Innocent will die when a group uses them as meat shields. Innocents will die when children and women are used as camouflage. Innocents will die in guerilla warfare. Innocents will die in every war, point blank period.Why we (US) care so much about this specific conflict (that's been on-going for centuries) - and not Yemen, the Uyhguers, Taiwan, the Congo, our own problems - is evident to anyone not in a TikTok echo chamber. Personally, it doesn't matter who's right and wrong, this conflict will be ongoing forever until th... (-3)

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Who else could be at fault for israel committing a genocide? Most of these college protests are asking their university to divest of funds/indexes that benefit israel in various ways. It's telling that you have to go to such extremes. These kids dont think theyre going to bring long lasting peace here they just want the genocide to stop. (1)

this is conveniently ignoring the context that there is asymmetrical warfare happening. ukraine vs. russia is symmetrical --> army vs. army.Israel vs. palestine is asymmetrical --> army vs. insurgent.israel has the upper hand with the military. in order to be able to fight back, palestine insurgents have to blend in the population and use them as shield. palestine has to gamble how much they can push their own population to achieve their goals. israel has to gamble how much they can push the palestine population to achive their goals. the international public opinion is the general waterline here - obviously isreal is doing bad...this is not a new concept. this is in many ways like the vietnam war. The US also lost due to public opinion.students demanding "end the genocide" is a noble cause. it should end, but unfortunately this is the chosen frontline of two factions at war. demanding the end without considering peaceful middle east is nonsensical. it's like "can we go back from th... (1)

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But Israel violating humanitarian laws and committing war crimes leaves them blame free of innocent lives? (2)

No one says it leaves them blame free. There's probably little question over the course of fighting multiple wars that the Israelis have done things that amount to war crimes. They have been brutalized by this process โ€” that is, made brutal by it. But that is largely the due to the character of their enemies. Eventually civilised people become a little less civilised in situations like this, and can care only so much about collateral damage. So Israel can be expected to slip off the moral high ground, by killing enormous numbers of noncombatants, and even commit its own war crimes eventually. And civilised people the world over, who imagine themselves unimplicated in this conflict, will become hysterical and put pressure on Israel to stop fighting โ€” as they did even before Israel started fighting. The crucial distinction, which almost no one can keep in view, is that there are now two types of people in this world: those who intentionally torture and kill children and other noncomba... (0)

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NOOO not the heckin' Nipponese corner store parking lot! :marseypearlclutch:

some gay convenience store in groperland :marseychingchong: is having a wall built behind it or something because the heckin' touristerinos can't behave.

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Why do foreigners treat japan like some mystical land where everyone is perfect?

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I wonder if they would apply the same scrutiny to the :marseyflagpakistan: :marseytunaktunak: :marseyblack: in their home countries.

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This is bad apparently

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Frick JK Rowling

This worthless c*nt hag is pooping her full-on mask-off transphobia all over Twitter. No more plausible deniability any more, Joanne, we see you for what you are, ignorant Nazi b-word. You can suck my trans lesbian peepee all the way down the shaft and sniff my balls, useless whore.

The worst thing is, she's making us look like complete fricking r-slurs. She ignores every argument that shows her up to be stupid and ignorant, instead posting the most idiotic trans takes and sniping at them. Like what the frick. She's no better than Libs of TikTok at this stage. Frick you, Joanne. Piece of shit c*nt! Frick off!

:#parrottranstalking:

I just saw an extremely concerning post from a transwoman calling JK Rowling a โ€œc*ntโ€, and โ€œNaziโ€, and โ€œwhoreโ€, and โ€œb-wordโ€, and telling her to โ€œsuck my lesbian trans peepee.โ€ this is very concerning, aside from the fact that she's denying her own biology when she calls herself a โ€œlesbianโ€ (biological males and trans women and AMAB people cannot be lesbians; that's just a fact and reality. lesbians are solely biological females who are exclusively attracted to other biological biological females and AFAB people. not โ€œnon-men.โ€), she's using violent language against women and threatening a woman. this is VERY scary. I reported the user threatening her and blocked them, but I genuinely fear for JK Rowling's safety

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Absentee Black dads of Reddit seethe when a white man raises their abandoned kids
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