You lost me dawg

Tune in tomorrow, March 27th, at 7 a.m. PT for a livestreamed #NintendoDirect, featuring around 30 minutes of upcoming games for Nintendo Switch. There will be no updates about Nintendo Switch 2 during this presentation.

Watch it here: https://t.co/sJFoxe0mq0 pic.twitter.com/1XeAuff5o1

— Nintendo of America (@NintendoAmerica) March 26, 2025

Dunno what the idea is here exactly. I get wanting to give Switch 1 games space from the Switch 2 event horizon but I don't know why they didn't do this last month. Maybe they just really wanted to give Xenoblade X its time in the limelight?

!fireemblem Surely this time we'll finally get something FE related, right? Right??

BOTTOM TEXT

!animalposters !cats

Anti-Erdogan protester wounded after being struck by a riot police water cannon in Antalya

🇹🇷 pic.twitter.com/Nz49EY9E8h

— Visegrád 24 (@visegrad24) March 24, 2025

Also, here's a random pile of shoes

Shoes lost by anti-Erdogan protesters in the chaos that erupted as the riot police launched their assault on the protesters in Istanbul

🇹🇷 pic.twitter.com/GHXxGbtrmz

— Visegrád 24 (@visegrad24) March 23, 2025

https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/s/h4gNzRp1F3

Drama in foid sub

You ever think to yourself, you know, Reddit has continually told me, over and over, that General Tso's Chicken is in fact an American dish, despite being invented by recent Chinese immigrants who noticed that Americans love nothing more than fried things and chicken nuggets? Well, I don't particularly care whether YOU thought that to yourself, but I did, and I realized there was an easy way to make this thing even more American than ever before.

Introducing General Frank's Chicken, the abomination between 1940s Chinese American fast food and good old American bar food. This is the best thing I've eaten this month, and I'm not even dead so far.

Ingredients:

1 pound of boneless skinless chicken thighs, cut into sizable cubes (try to cut them a little bigger than you would eat since they will shrink when cooking).

Marinade:

• Egg white

• 2 tbsp soy sauce

• 2 tbsp shaoxing wine

• 1/4 tsp baking powder

Sauce:

• 1/2 cup Frank's hot sauce

• 2 tbsp soy sauce

• 2 tbsp shaoxing wine

• 2 tbsp water

• 1 tbsp cornstarch

• sugar to taste (probably about 2 tsp)

Coating:

• 1/2 cup flour, 1/2 cup cornstarch, like 1/2 tsp salt, it's not an exact science

Frying:

• A copious amount of peanut or vegetable oil

Marinate the chicken in the crap I said before. Make sure you beat the egg white with a fork before adding the chicken or you will make a big mess. No, it's not ruined, stop trying to throw it in the garbage because the entire egg white stuck to one piece of chicken, it's going to be ok. Just be smarter next time. Because the chicken pieces are so small, marinating for more than 30 minutes won't do much, so 30 minutes, and it's ready to go.

Mix the sauce. There are no special instructions, just dump it all together and call it a day.

You don't need to rinse the marinade off the chicken for this recipe because you want the egg white to remain in the final cooking step. So just grab the pieces out of the marinade and dredge them in the flour mixture. Shake off the excess. This isn't the colonel's secret recipe and you're not going to get craggy KFC chicken out of it so don't be too precious about this step.

Heat your fryer oil to 375 degrees, then throw about 8 or 10 nuggets in at a time and cook for 4 minutes, flipping the nugs halfway through. A pound of chicken will go in about 3 batches this way.

While you are frying the nugs, heat the sauce in a saucepan on the stove. When all the chicken is ready, dump it all into the sauce and use a spoon to stir so every piece is coated with the ridiculous heart clogging sauce you've made. Eat the whole thing while standing right next to the stove thinking "I invented something that everyone is going to want to try" then either collapse from a massive heart attack or repeatedly vomit from the worst acid reflux anyone could have ever imagined, your choice.

If you live, empty your whiskey glass in one long pull and say out loud how much you love America.

Breaking: Read the Signal messages. https://t.co/IKBYmBoQyh

— The Atlantic (@TheAtlantic) March 26, 2025

Here are the plans for reference

It’s very clear Goldberg oversold what he had. But one thing in particular really stands out.

Remember when he was attacking Ratcliffe for blowing the cover for a CIA agent? Turns out Ratcliffe was simply naming his chief of staff. https://t.co/BUGbX6gZDZ

— JD Vance (@JDVance) March 26, 2025

JDEI doesn't seem to think that these are substantial. If so, he should tweet these out next time.

The Atlantic has already abandoned their bullshit “war plans” narrative, and in releasing the full chat , they concede they LIED to perpetuate yet ANOTHER hoax on the American people.

What scumbags! pic.twitter.com/RHSEGici2L

— Taylor Budowich (@Taylor47) March 26, 2025

This chick thinks it's a hoax.

No locations.

No sources & methods.

NO WAR PLANS.

Foreign partners had already been notified that strikes were imminent.

BOTTOM LINE: President Trump is protecting America and our interests.

— Mike Waltz (@MikeWaltz47) March 26, 2025

This guy is on giga damage control because he added a journo to the chat

So, let’s me get this straight. The Atlantic released the so-called “war plans” and those “plans” include: No names. No targets. No locations. No units. No routes. No sources. No methods. And no classified information.

Those are some really shitty war plans.

This only proves…

— Pete Hegseth (@PeteHegseth) March 26, 2025

Apparently saying which weapon and which jets hits who at which time is not an attack plan it's just a nothingburger.

So I was seeing this jap girl and today she told me about her ex who is her cousin and she was like 15 when she dated him for 3 years until he broke up with her.

The whole story is kinda disgusting so

I guess I won't be seeing her

Stop stacking the deck. Bored of your gay cat site

Also:

A declassified CIA document claims that the Ark of the Covenant—the legendary gold-covered chest said to house the Ten Commandments—was discovered in 1988 through secret agency tests.

The document originates from Project Sun Streak, a remote viewing program in which a psychic… pic.twitter.com/KkIjgj348N

— Shadow of Ezra (@ShadowofEzra) March 26, 2025

Article link

Shorter version:

The CIA conducted experiments in the 1980s with individuals who claimed they could perceive information about distant objects, events or other people.

The report details one of these tests where Remote Viewer No. 032 was given coordinates to locate a target, and they described the Ark of the Covenant hiding in the Middle East.

'The target is a container. This container has another container inside of it,' the document states. 'The target is fashioned of wood, gold and silver.... and it is decorated with [a six-winged angel].'

The remote viewer continued to say that the coffin-shaped object is 'located somewhere in the Middle East' and saw people in the area speaking Arabic.

The remote viewer, however, was not told that they were searching for the lost covenant before the experiment began.

But this CIA document — a remnant of the mysterious 'Project Sun Streak' — suggests the US government has known where the Ark is for years.

In the 1970s and 1980s, the Defense Intelligence Agency (DIA) and several other intelligence agencies including the CIA employed individuals 'alleged to have paranormal capabilities' as means of acquiring intelligence about 'distant events.'

Project Sun Streak attempted to use psychics known as 'remote viewers' to gather intelligence on targets using only coordinates.

The psychic described nearby buildings that resembled Mosque Domes and individuals 'clothed in virtually all white' with 'black hair and dark eyes.'

'One figure I homed in on wore a moustache,' they wrote.

'The target is hidden — underground, dark and wet were all aspects of the location of the target.

'The purpose of the target is to bring a people together. It has something to do with ceremony, memory, homage, the resurrection.

'There is an aspect of spirituality, information, lessons and historical knowledge far beyond what we now know.

'The target is protected by entities and can only be opened (now) by those who are authorized to do so — this container will not/cannot be opened until the time is deemed correct.'

The psychic goes on to say that time comes, the 'mechanics of the lock system will be found to be fairly simple,' and that anyone who attempts to open the container by prying or striking will be 'destroyed by the container's protectors through the use of a power unknown to us.'

The rest of the report features sketches and scrawled writings that the psyching presumably made during the remote viewing session.

These include drawings of what appear to be the features of a building, a mosque with a domed top, eight 'mummies' lined up beside each other, a wheel and a winged-creature called a 'seraphim.'

The document also includes multiple lists of seemingly-random but ominous words, such as 'death,' 'forbidden,' 'protected,' 'scared,' 'destroyed,' 'pain' and 'anguish.

!schizomaxxxers

https://old.reddit.com/r/PortlandOR/comments/1jjsryy/free_stores_impact_on_old_town/

I really hope Elon Musk becomes the Charles Manson moment that kills the neurodivergence movement, and we start to see that pop mental illnesses are no longer badges of honor and excuses for shitty behavior and failure. No more will autism and adhd be considered heckin wholesome and diagnoses only relegated to people who straight up cant even function normally without serious help.

Obviously we should be nice to authentic, drooling r-slurs, but these pseudo-r-slurs need to be put in their place.

COME OUT TO PLAY

“let’s just use google sheets it’s basically the same as excel” pic.twitter.com/OQXccGKU0L

— sophie (@netcapgirl) March 5, 2025

🚨🇺🇸MAN RAMS CYBERTRUCK WITH MINI ATV - CYBERTRUCK WINS

A man was arrested after crashing his mini four-wheeler into a Tesla Cybertruck, apparently unaware the EV has 1.8mm bulletproof stainless-steel doors.

The Cybertruck barely flinched.

He was charged with felony criminal… pic.twitter.com/52uN7Ssxud

— Mario Nawfal (@MarioNawfal) March 26, 2025

>In general, yes (UK). Poorer people have less access to healthy food (both practically and price-wise)

If a food is healthy or not has nothing to do with how much weight you gain from it

>Yep. Poor people can only afford lower quality food that is high in fat and sugar and is in some countries not sold fresh but frozen.

But they can't eat less of what they are already eating to lose weight?

>Plus watching too much TV advertising, they tend to buy ready made (or microwave ready) instant snacks that are less healthy and full of added carbs / sugars