From an email from a Columbia professor to his class. No final exam, and everyone gets an A. Is Columbia going to allow professors to literally not do their jobs? pic.twitter.com/X4KukVg7q1

— David Bernstein (@ProfDBernstein) May 3, 2024

Post your memes here

I hope WW3 happens.

Too mamy people on this sorry excuse of a planet.

— BluePhoenix (CEO of Mark VI GEN 1 Gang) (@benoski73) May 2, 2024

siiiiip

Remember Star Wars Republic Commando? Fun game for its age. One of the characters in your squad was a commando named Scorch, and he recently had been making "cameos" in Star Wars The Bad Batch, a spin off of the Clone Wars show. Taking place after Revenge of the Sith, the show involves a group of clones that did not betray the Jedi and now go on wacky adventures. Scorch was not one of these clones, appearing as an enemy at times. The other night, the finale for the show aired in which the Batch killed Scorch.

Our chud of topic here is BluePhoenix, a 27 year old Star Wars and Halo fan. BP starts losing it over Scorch's death.

https://twitter.com/benoski73/status/1785755369320419828

He starts losing it, and I mean, losing it. This guy cannot believe media would kill off a character that hasn't been used in anything else for 20 years.

We finally get to the linked "I hope WW3 happens" tweet which reaches a slightly larger audience.

People also start memeing it

The guy's still reeing about the death over a day later.

Considering he can't stop talking about it, I can only assume that this has become a fetish for him.

Introducing the revitalized branding for the Canadian Army!

Tell us in the comments what you think about it ⬇️ pic.twitter.com/MInoJ51tjy

— Canadian Army (@CanadianArmy) May 3, 2024

It's missigno from pokemon

A fricking Message To Voyeurs of the fricking Naked Run

Don't post videos of the fricking naked run on TikTok, Instagram, Twitter, social medias. This is fricking unconsensual and unkind.

Instead of watching, join and run. Unless you're actually studying… then I suppose you don't have much of an option here. The fricking intention of the fricking naked run is not fricking oggle, but to bond with your peers and decompress.

Nudity is not fricking inherently sexual. Don't sexualize people without their consent.

Note to the fricking runners, you may want to consider covering your face or wearing lingerie/undies if you are fricking concerned about privacy or getting filmed. Unfortunately, some people just don't respect common sense, politeness and/or boundaries.

Be safe, and good luck on finals, motherlover!

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Bear, because statistically, women have crashed at least a thousand times more vehicles than bears, or any other carnivores for that matter. I want to live.

A bear bc apparently I'm statistically less likely to sexually assault it.

As someone who was once injured in a car accident where the women was driving, i'm entitled to speak on this matter....so id go with bear.

SamohtGnir 81 points 1 day ago locked comment

Silly joke, women can't drive cars.

travellingathenian -22 points 22 hours ago locked comment

That's funny considering most accidents are caused by men

bonus seething in the cross posted thread on r/BlatantMisogyny

I would highly prefer if those kind of men were trapped inside a car with a bear rather than a woman.

I want to report spam or abuse

This is abusive or harassing

It threatens violence or physical harm

At me

Would you rather be in a car driven by a woman or a bear?

Poll:

yeah I stole this but the point still stands