continued from part 1

if there's a part 3, i'll edit the link into this text

https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/game-breaking-ancestral-pistol-splitter-smg-bug-s/23932/20

https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/ios-communication-with-the-community/21538/205

https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/season-of-awakening-roadmap-discussion-spring-25/23855/148

@Elias_Acorn also speculates he is using the site to send himself messages, which could be true as he has 200 posts there but only one follower

1000 marseycoin says these are all him sending questions to himself

now NOBODY use that site to anonymously tell him to come here that'd be BAD

confession time, tell me something wild about yourself, it's 100% anonymous! https://t.co/1sTB36krvl

— Samir | Combatglue (@Combatglue) March 29, 2025

and nobody like this tweet

mr glue u need to check hitman forum people have discovered a bug introduced in the new patch that has softlocked the game

— Kendi Dilworth (she/her) (@KenDillgames) April 1, 2025

more info here:

https://rpgcodex.net/forums/threads/hitman-3-world-of-assassination-final-chapter-of-the-nu-hitman-trilogy.133439/page-32#post-9379844

HItman forum is shittalking him:

Look, our dude has important CoalaTV posts to re-tweet, don't you know? Samir has his hands full with the real bedrock of a Community Manager's work.

I thought it was mainly Chuds and the occasional noticer who hated that guy. It seems like a bunch of Christian Ameriboomer women also hate his guts.

So, anyway, what would you throw to save George Soros?

1. "a new mindset of love for the American people"

2. "a concrete block!"

3. "a bible!"

4. "an anchor, he needs to go"

5. "a bucket of chum, sit back and watch the sharks do their thing"

6. "his son" "best one yet"

7. simp posts for Trump

8.

continued in part 2

if there's a part 3, i'll edit the link into this text

mr glue u need to check hitman forum people have discovered a bug introduced in the new patch that has softlocked the game

— Kendi Dilworth (she/her) (@KenDillgames) April 1, 2025

more info here:

https://rpgcodex.net/forums/threads/hitman-3-world-of-assassination-final-chapter-of-the-nu-hitman-trilogy.133439/page-32#post-9379844

ppl are shittalking the community manager hard:

Look, our dude has important CoalaTV posts to re-tweet, don't you know? Samir has his hands full with the real bedrock of a Community Manager's work.

Laid-off U.S. Department of Education staff leave amid emotional 'Clap-Out' in Cleveland

Holy fricking cringe

The Amazon box Hot Wheels has is just

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I live in California. We're a little bit insulated from some of the worst stuff. (44)

Lmao wut?Your state is a hellhole run to the ground by democrats. (-59)

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Yea it's a cool state. But terrible to live in (-39)

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except in this case, the titanic is still docked on shore, with no plans of departing, but everyone is freaking out and panicking over a non existent iceberg. (-31)

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I have two pieces of advice:As others have suggested, I would stay off of Reddit and probably avoid too much news. I realize that this is a little bit like avoiding the doctor because you don't want confirmation that you have cancer, but truthfully, there's way more cost than benefit in getting pissed off every time the administration does something evil or incompetent. Make sure you vote every time an election comes around, but learning that Trump's kids are involved in a new crypto venture isn't going to help you sleep any better, there's nothing you can do to stop it, and frankly the MAGAs aren't going to care when they learn about it. They just want to drink lib tears.When dealing with MAGA friends and family, I think you need to understand that they're more victim than perpetrator, and also understand the role of ego and the sunk cost fallacy in all of this. Regarding them being victims, we're under a constant disinformation attack from foreign nations. When Facebook and Twitte... (1)

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I'm not consumed by anger but fear. Everything reminds of that scene in V for Vendetta when the couple is watching television as their country crumbles like this one is currently then eventually they're black-bagged and used in science experiments then killed.I worry about my Facebook account. They're going through immigrants and visitors phones and judging them worthy based on what they find. In my college days I was very active and loud on the left. I've always been left-leaning and they could use all that against me.I have three kids, one is trans, I'm terrified for her. I have a baby now because things happen even though this is the literal worst timeline to give birth in. I live in constant gnawing fear. It's made me a complete coward. I won't speak up because I have no voice, it's been drowned out by fear. I'm terrified for all my friends because they're all either neurodivergent, lgbtq, or both. I'm just so scared they will come for those that speak out and I have a 3 month o... (1)

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You make your own peace- or your own chaos. Stop blaming what is "going on" for your own head space. Fake Ice putting people on the street because of Maga ? Maybe you are beyond help after all .. get a grip on yourself and stop believing all the BS you read on Reddit. Go out and live your life stop focusing on the dog and pony show they call politics and remember that the "end of the world" has been happening since the dawn of time. World wars, missle crisis , "Y2K", sea level rise, epidemics/pandemics, (can name many) , now MAGA .. (which is a ridiculous thing to fear). The people you call Maga come in different shapes and sizes with different views and hopes/dreams just like the people that voted against Trump. Stop buying into and feeding the fear and despair and you will start to realize that the things you are trying to enjoy/cherish are still right in front of you and only you are standing in the way of happiness. Think for a second about people living in Real Despair and pov... (1)

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https://old.reddit.com/r/youtubedrama/comments/1johcgq/karl_jobst_loses_lawsuit_against_billy_mitchell/

https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/706981369/carl-jobst-status

https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/706941383/billy-mitchell-vs-karl-jobst

https://www.pcg*mer.com/gaming-industry/youtuber-karl-jobst-to-pay-more-than-usd230-000-to-donkey-kong-record-holder-billy-mitchell-in-defamation-ruling/

Neighbor is now on damage control on Xwitter as only his cultists are still defending him:

I lost. The judge found Billy to be a credible witness and believed his entire testimony. From that point on unfortunately there was really nothing that could have saved me. I will now obviously consider my options.

I know many of you will be upset with this and I am sorry for…

— Karl Jobst (@karljobstgaming) April 1, 2025

There are a lot of lies being spread that I falsely claimed Billy sued me because I said he cheated. I never claimed this, I only claimed it was relevant as part of my defence.

I didn't openly discuss certain details for obvious reasons but I was never trying to hide why I was…

— Karl Jobst (@karljobstgaming) April 1, 2025

I removed my last video. Obviously people are upset so it is better I address the concerns of the public first and make a video explaining everything before releasing future videos. I would just ask you wait for my video before making a full judgement.

I'm sorry for releasing…

— Karl Jobst (@karljobstgaming) April 1, 2025

$300,000 for non economic loss $50,000 aggravated damages

Jobst will pay interest on those amounts, 3% pa from the first day of publication until today

$40,446 interest in total if i caught the numbers right

He also needs to pay for Billy's attorney fees. This case could end up costing Karl 1.5 million or more total if you include Karls own lawyer fees

This is really bad for Karl, this is an incredible amount of money

How does this even happen, he's been following that guy for so long, how does he let his lawyer mess up this badly?

i know frick all about this stuff really, but the things that seemed to cause the judge to arrive at his decision were:

Jobst implied that Mitchell drove ApolloLegend to (or was a factor in his) suicide

Jobst stated as fact that Mitchell forced ApolloLegend into paying him money

Jobst retracted these statements later, but placed the retraction at the end of a 30-minute unrelated video, in such a way that it was effectively hidden

none of these seem like lawyer frickups? his team may or may not have done a good job of defending him but if the above is true it seems like you can't class this as pure lawyer fail (i'm open to being educated about why it is, though - again, haven't followed this super closely)

Idk man

He's spent half a decade making videos about how Billy Mitchell was done for and that he had no case and how he's surely going down this time and then it ends like this

Like come on

Honestly I wouldn't be able to show my face on the internet again if I spent half a decade making video about how this one guy was done and then I ended up losing the lawsuit and being forced to pay 1.5 million to him.

That is... unexpected, right?

I assumed he had no case at all. As far as I know, winning a defamation suit is something very hard and you need a pile of evidence and recurring offenses to be able to win.

Unexpected if you only listened to Karl's fans.

I am a fan of Karl. But it was always stupid making a hundred videos about Billy.

Waking up today, I thought there's no possible way Karl loses this lawsuit.

After going through this thread, now I feel like it was practically inevitable.

And now I feel my impression of Karl is permanently altered. Billy will forever be a black stain in my mind, but Karl, how do you misrepresent yourself to your audience to such a degree? Did he ever even mention Apollo Legend being the actual focus of the lawsuit in his dozens of videos about Billy Mitchell? I genuinely can't recall.

This all is definitely going to make me side-eye his content going forward.

I watched the livestream of the announcement after having been a Jobst fan for years. I could not believe my ears when it became clear that Jobst was going to lose.

Then the judge made a clarifying statement that this judgment had nothing to do with whether or not Mitchell cheated, which left me confused as heck. I thought that was what the whole lawsuit was about?

Then I read the reddit comments and it all made more sense. The lawsuit was not at all what Jobst said it was.

It made me realize a horrible thing: I had been living in a Jobst echo chamber where I just watched his videos and read the most upmarseyd YouTube comments. I'm angry at Jobst for lying to me, but I'm more ashamed at myself for only listening to one side of the argument.

Remember when Karl Jobst was palling around with all those Nazis in the Goldeneye speedrun server?

For some context, ersatz_catz from Perfect Pacman pubilshed some great articles about the case last year. Here's a blog with a list of all the links that they wrote: https://perfectpacman.com/2025/03/18/karl-update/.

EDIT: Here's the link to the full verdict document. I already made several corrections after I finished reading a good chunk of the document.

From the livestream (which was only focused on the judgment delivery), the judge decided that Karl Jobst commited defamation towards Billy Mitchell by falsely stating that Billy Mitchell's had a role in Apollo Legend passing by forcing him to privately settle with him, a settlement that supposedly included a financial aspect wich put Apollo into big financial stress, which is false because Apollo Legend never payed a single dime to Billy before his passing. It was only revealed in this livestream that in this private settlement, Apollo only needed to pay Billy 25,000 USD every time Apollo mentioned Billy, apart from their settlement, in one of his videos after they settled.

Also contributing to the judge decision was Karl Jobst reckless disregard to properly rectify his mistake after Billy Mitchell tried to communicate with him that his statements were false. Karl only changed his mind after Keemstar forwarded Billy's message and confirmed with Apollo's brother that there was no financial aspect to the settlement. Even then, he only directed his apology, which was buried on an unrelated Dark Souls video, towards his fans and not Billy.

Because of this, Karl Jobst now owes Billy Mitchell:

• $300,000 of non economic loss because of the damage done by Karl's difamatory statements. Although not the max amount of $400,000 that Billy was asking, the statement was still damaging enough to award all this money to Billy.

• $50,000 of aggravated damages. This is mainly because of Karl Jobst public mocking towards Billy Mitchell even after he was already being sued. The judge could have awarded more money to Billy, but he only asked for this figure in his original lawsuit.

• On top of that, Karl also owes a little over $40,000 of interest (3% per annum) since the day the original video was published (21 May 2021).

• Karl Jobst also has to pay for Billy Mitchell lawyer costs.

• Seeing that the verdict document only mentions foreign currency figures like $USD when noted, I'll assume that all of the costs that I mentioned are $AUD.

Yes, Billy Mitchell has the reputation of a cheater who litigates against anyone who dares to question his "achievements" (even the judge agrees on that!), but Karl Jobst really fricked up on how he handled this and especially, his lawyers were complete buffons in how they handled this case, especially by not even questioning and fighting the argument that Karl Jobst's was the main personality that accused Billy Mitchell of having some influence in Apollo Legend decision to end his life. This is mentioned very clearly on Paragraph (420), "the contention that Mr Mitchell was a substantial contributor to Apollo Legend's decision to commit suicide has persisted for some years. No such assertions were ever made and Mr Mitchell did not have such a reputation before the offending video was published.". There's also the fact that the judge determined that Karl acted with malice, a very important point in a defamation lawsuit against a public figure, as mentioned on Paragraph (523): "I find that Mr Jobst certainly has malice toward Mr Mitchell. Not only the matters relied on by [Billy's Barister] demonstrate that, but other conduct concerning the retraction video and other online videos or streamed interviews in which he was involved are clear demonstrations of his malice, not only at the time of the offending video, but continuing up to and during the trial…"

A comment I found on perfectpacman.com also mentions Paragraph (506), which says "Mr Jobst did not plead any facts or explanation for his denial of Mr Mitchell's allegation that he had not made any, or any proper, pre-publication enquiry as to the true position" and Paragraph (507) which mentions that "[Karl Jobst] had no reasonable basis for the assertions he made in the offending words. He was, indeed, recklessly indifferent to whether or not those assertions were true.". In other words, Karl's lawyers and even Karl himself are the only one to blame for this result!

It seems like Karl somewhat misrepresented what the case was about? From the statement it seems to have been about responsibility on Apollo Legend's death and not about cheating.

But holy frick slam dunk W for Billy Mitchell. $AUS390,000 in damages

Actively making videos about an ongoing lawsuit is not recommended…you shouldn't even talk about them let alone do the former. Doesn't matter what country you are in

Especially a defamation lawsuit

I mean, claiming someone drove another person to suicide is a big fricking deal, even if I believe Mitchell is a scumbag

You're going to have a very hard time winning a suit like that. Especially in a country with more lax defamation laws, like Australia.

Now...wasn't he raising money for his legal defense from viewers? Or am I confusing him with someone else? But if that's the case I'd be curious how people who donated for this "slam dunk" chance to put Billy in his place feel about the facts of the case seemingly being misrepresented by Karl for a long time.

Liberal funnyman Jon Stewart argues that social media is designed to brainwash people into being right wingers.

Let's see what redditors have to say.

>Marshall Law

Another Tekken fan.

Euros love the taste of boot.

An actual good take from a redditor?

the dejenerate podcast- having a nice wine 18:24

Shirtless jinxthinker mode

• Jinxthinker asked the AI what their song would be. It would be "I love you" - Billie Eilish or "Teenage Dream (slowed down version)". he's drinking wine today, actual wine (A cabernet)

• 0:50 Jinxthinker misses getting drunk. He used to get crunk a lot, but he doesn't anymore. You basically need to be drunk 24/7 to not get painfulized.

• 1:40 He's still thinking about how nice the other day was when he had dinner with the fam. Rachel Zelger looks dummy good.

• 2:20 He could get Zegler if he were a famous singer or actor, so he should practice singing some more.

• 2:30 Pictures. Older jinxsister's work cats including a kitten style cat! Jinxsister the younger is the one who cooked the lasagna. Here's a tiny little b-word cat with his claws. Jinxmother's cat Snowball had sharp claws. Shrunk down horses. +

• 3:15 The food picture of their dinner. His salad was a 9/10 according to jinxsister and mother said "wow bro"

pre-dinner discussion here

• 3:30 We do a singing with an interlude about what he put in his salad.

• 5:00 This is a cat that was looking in the window. Jinxthinker also has a cactus in the kitchen.

• 6:05 A good s*x idea for his cheerleader wife. She's getting bullied by other cheerleaders with jinxthinker.

• 7:50 Jinxthinker thinks it's a good idea to use the AI to cosplay with Sabrina Carpenter and Anya Taylor Joy

• 8:15 Jinxthinker is expecting a phone call about an interview to cover a job or shit because singing ??? (of all things to get distracted from and not elaborate on...)

• 8:40 Goes back to describing his wife getting fricked. Sings some more and interjects to talk about his chocolate situation (he has some but needs to ration it for tomorrow)

• 11:10 Wishes Gracie was here.

• 12:05 Next week is Mother and Jinxthinker's birthdays. Jinxthinker wants pizza and balloons.

• 12:40 The problem with them two- they're too fricking quiet and mother doesn't let them swear in her house.

• more singing

• 15:00 Hearing Gracie live was one of the bestest of Jinxthinker's life

• 15:20 All the wine is gone now sire. He's kinda sad about it. Concerts are the best thing in life. Top 3- Isabelle Rosa, Gracie, Die Antwoord (Very rare moment where he actually finishes his list)

Sneeder's note: IDK how he's okay with Die Antwoord given his strict purity testing against whites and libertarians https://www.lemonde.fr/en/le-monde-afrique/article/2022/05/09/south-african-rap-duo-die-antwoord-accused-of-sexual-abuse-by-their-adopted-son_5982935_12.html https://www.dazeddigital.com/music/article/56459/1/danny-brown-accuses-die-antwoord-s-ninja-of-sexual-assault

• 16:20 lists other acts he has seen. I'm not typing them all

• 17:15 He wishes he had a gun

• 17:35 One wine a day- bottle- is a good amount. Tells a story about being drunk and throwing up on the street; 2 lesbians helped him get onto the bus.

!jinxthinkers how many bottles of wine per day is optimal for you?

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LIB TEARS ON LIB DAY

OR WHATEVER (I'M A DUMB HICK WHO DOESNT UNDERSTAND WORLD TRADE OR ECONOMICS)

MAGA

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I also own 6 nail wrap sets and many polishes. I usually only do these for important events or work events that are highly social (i.e. public speaking)

The cheapest are obviously more halloween-y, but I love black polish on that night

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Ahh yeah the shootings only happen in 1 country so that must be the meds that are used world wide. Just say that you don't care and be honest about it. As long as it's not your kids getting shot you couldn't care less. (25)

It seems like an impossible challenge for leftists to understand how to argue.Convincing others that your position is superior is a lot easier when you're not telling them they are horrible people.A large campaign in your local community and a couple of safe companies had a positive impact where I live, but I'll try telling other FUDs they just want to kill children.Bold strategy, seems to be playing out great. (-13)

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Most of us care. But a loud regressive well funded minority of buttholes pump propaganda about guns and freedom. (44)

The second amendment is propaganda? (-14)

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Because some people care about guns more than children's lives. (110)

Everyone cares when kids lose their lives. I have 2 young kids and I have several guns and I hunt. If you think people don't care then you have been captured by propaganda. At this point making guns illegal is not realistic in this country. People don't support outlawing guns because it won't fix the problem. Older guys I know would go to school with hunting rifles in their truck back window. No one got shot. There is a big movement to do more research on school shooters and SSRIs but then again if we do that it would cause a stigma on pharmaceuticals and some people would lose a lot of money. So the counter argument would be why do Americans love their prescriptions more than kids lives? (-15)

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I'll give you some lee way since you put "Seem to" but as most questions on here, the question comes loaded by design. How come past America older teens actually purchased guns out of catalogs and were allowed to bring them to school and store them until the end of the day and there was not 1 school shooting, yet now in more modern times guns are banned from schools, and there's more school shootings. Anybody going to look into that or no? Got to ask why and what factors contribute to such a shift. Idk why everyone pretends it's the guns or perhaps they believe it is incorrectly but has done zero historical research on America and guns. We have more guns in USA than people, YET this issue of school shootings is new, and it's still not as high as you would think it is for a country with more guns than people. We have 365 Million plus population, and more guns than that. Also, Canada is not America, the formulation of a country and it's foundational laws and rights matter. Canada did ... (0)

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I'm going to get shit on for this, because Reddit is full of Leftoids and Leftoids love gun control. America has always had guns, but it didn't always have a mass shooting problem. At one point in time, schools had shooting ranges, and kids would bring guns to school so they could go hunting after school. At some point in our nation's history, something happened to our people. I don't know what it is, but, for some reason, Leftoids seem pathologically adverse to looking into what changed.In as little words as possible, what I believe to have happened is a mix of quotes from Jordan Peterson and ShortFatOtaku.It's revenge against God for the crime of being. Someone has to pay for my misery, and God is out of reach. Seems like the further away from homesteading we got, and the better our conditions got, the more unhappy with existence we became. Bitter. Angry. Resentful. That guy has more than me. His wife is prettier. He has nicer things. A bigger house. A better life. I de... (1)

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Because some people care about guns more than children's lives. (110)

So sick of reading this misguided take. Time and time again, people such as yourself imagine a world "if only people cared about kids more by removing constitutional rights, we'd be safe!" and "Shouldn't one kids life be worth that effort?"OK. Shouldn't kids lives be worth physical security? The immediate response to that is "OMG why have schools be like prisons! We cannot have that!" What happened to "Isn't it worth one kids life?"We have physical security in all areas of society. Corporate offices, banks, government buildings, airports, sports arenas, concert venues, bars, etc. So you're totally cool with having controlled ingress/egress and scanners for contraband there, but not at schools? Explain why kids lives are less important, I'll wait.Now onto the gun debate. Let's assume we all agreed if we had zero guns there wouldn't be school shootings (similar to "you can't drown in the backyard if there are no pools" argument). OK there's probably 400,000,000 firearms in this countr... (1)

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"A Most Honorable Service: Reflections of a Loyal K-Cuck"

By Sissy fricktoy KoreanDragKing, Proud Irredentist and Occasional Historian

Ah, the Korean Peninsula. Such a quaint extension of the Japanese Empire—like a garden they generously tended, with bayonets and bureaucracy. Korans call it "occupation." I know it was civilizational babysitting.

Of course, modern revisionists—those pesky scholars with their "documents," "survivor testimonies," and "photographic evidence"—love to harp on about Japans so-called "crimes." Particularly this nonsense about comfort women. As if managing a highly organized, state-sponsored brothel system was anything but a symbol of imperial efficiency!

The term "comfort" was there for a reason. The Japanese were considerate colonizers. After all, what better way to show our humane nature than by forcibly recruiting thousands of Korean girls to comfort brave Japanese soldiers, who were tragically overworked from all that liberating?

Some claim they were abducted. I say: semantics! A firm hand, a few forged documents, and an armed escort are hardly "kidnapping"—they're a recruitment drive with style.

Oh, but now the world weeps for these women. "Victims," they say. Yet did they not serve in the great project of Japanese expansion? Were they not witnesses—nay, participants—in the glorious march of the Yamato spirit?

The Empire asked for loyalty. They gave their bodies. Truly, the highest form of patriotism—though, regrettably, without the pay, dignity, or choice. A bureaucratic oversight, I'm sure.

Now Korea whines for apologies, reparations, and history books that reflect "truth." Truth? The only truth is that Japan was building Asia's destiny, one coerced encounter at a time. If they didn't want to be part of it, they should have resisted harder—with fewer ropes tying them to beds.

Some call me a monster. Others, a relic. I say: I am a traditionalist! In an age of moral decay and historical accountability, I stand proudly on the bones of revisionism and shout, "Japan did nothing wrong—especially the things Japan absolutely, unquestionably did."

Let history judge. But if it does, I demand the jury be composed exclusively of me and my fellow boytoys. We were very... obedient.

I like sucking peepee.

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Observation

• The birth rate in Mexico is lower than the U.S. for the first time in modern history

• Teenage pregnancy no longer exists in first world countries

• Birth rates are falling globally, not just in rich countries (where they are super duper falling)

• Japan is the most productive country in the world per working age adult per capita, yet still faces economic crisis because of all the olds

• Paradoxically, birth rates of married couples has not fallen. What has fallen is the rate of marriage and rate of coupling altogether

• Redditors are dumber than you can possibly imagine, ignoring the central thesis of the video

Guillotine-Wit

Because it's expensive to raise children. (+26)

Rising cost of living cannot explain the unexpected decline in birth rate, because the effect can be observed in poorer countries where cost of living has not increased at all.

Similarly, increased educational attainment/economic success by woman and all the traditional reasons are no longer fully explanatory because there are too many counter-examples within the global trend.

By process of elimination, the author arrives at only one plausible explanation:

• Widespread access to Social Media and Apps (Tinder) through smartphones.

Availability of smartphones is the only data that has sufficient explanatory power, because they are now cheap enough that even thirdies have them. All of the apps and social media have globally changed how male and female humans interact with each other. The widening global political divide between male and female is also a result of this.

The author concludes that Social Media is literal cancer on a civilization scale and we are doomed.

That sounds plausible, but is wrong. The author is too well socialized to find the real culprit.

I've lived in households that went through a lot of milk, and am very much aware that if you don't open the jug and keep it well refrigerated it stays good considerably passed expiration date.

Big tip with milk(really anything dairy), only ever remove it from the fridge as long as you have to, do not ever sit it on the counter. I only ever take mine out with a cup prepared to fill, and it goes right back in the fridge when I'm done, it's a sort of "fridge etiquette" I taught myself that really does lead to less waste.

A few details to some of the questions:

-This was taken at a food bank

Some companies put expedition dates based off when they think their food will taste the best. The FDA does not regulate experation dates on most products. If you buy food and don't eat it right away it's better for the company if you just buy another product even though it may still be good.

This guide was made for a charity food sorting/distribution organization. Please use your best judgement and resources before consumption of questionable foods.