https://www.cbsnews.com/news/lazy-girl-job-what-is-it/

Meanwhile:

https://www.forbes.com/sites/tomspiggle/2021/05/25/the-gender-pay-gap-why-its-still-here/

"Calvin and Hobbes is Le most wholesome conic strip ever made!"

I'm not even being ironic or trying to troll. This shit was so unbelievably bland.

Can't believe people actually shill this shit lmao I read a few years worth of strips today and it was the most basic slop I've ever seen.

DAE society and technology bad? - a 6 year old sperg with no friends

Did you know Fattershit never licensed any mercy or tv show??? Based anti-capitalist!!

@AnnoyinTheGoyim

@RestInPeaceUncleOJ

@ironicshitposter

@JollyJihad

@Bix_SENDkNUDESen

it scares me that people like you can vote. based on the fact that you so confidently espouse materially false information, i say we should require a 36 on the ACT or similar standardized test in order to vote. it would filter the lot of you out, and i would rest easy knowing that the opinion of cretins doesn't matter.

Beautytok is all up in the shit right now and it's actually kind of funny so ima tell you all about it!

A few months ago a new makeup brand called Youthforia caught some flak from black beauty creators because their foundation shade range was basically non-existent for black people, and that's not allowed unless you're a Korean or Japanese brand (for obvious reasons). The owner of the brand (who is asian but is American and Youthforia is an American brand) actually came out and tried to defend their shade range by UNIRONICALLY saying it was a SOCIAL EXPERIMENT and was met with even more criticism because we all aren't fricking BLIND and that's STUPID. AND all of the shades on the box were NOT the shades that you get in the bottle so darker shades were actually even lighter than advertised which only made people more upset.

SO to appease the masses Youthforia expanded their shade range and introduced like 5 new shades for darker skintoned people and now everyone wants to burn down their HQ.

IT'S FRICKING SHOE POLISH BLACK. This shade is a literal asian-on-black hate crime and everyone is soooooper mad because it's LITERALLY black face paint. The shade is being compared to minstrel makeup and now Youthforia is sooper raycist.

Like you know if Time fricking magazine orders a rush job article about your debacle you done fricked up good.

Anyhoo tiktok is all abuzz with their pitchforks and you can pick pretty much any video about it and watch jaqqoffs slaughter each other in the comments with whataboutism and "muh cousin's neighbor is black like a tire and would love this!"

It's great.

The problem with “Great Replacement Theory” is that it fails to address the foundational issue of low birth rates.

Record low birth rates are leading to population collapse in Europe and even faster population collapse in most of Asia. Immigration is low in Asia, so there is no… https://t.co/ddGM5R6vWh

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 28, 2024

Sneed:

P.S. trauma survivors poison the well. Kill the male feminist, kill the victims.

@pizzashill, you are welcome. @Poj, please forgive him. You guys are like my adoptive rDrama parents, I can't handle another divorce.

Edit: Computer, enhance:

@D do you feel like an r-slur yet?

Edit 2: For you illiterate r-slurs, pizza makes around 210k a year

How many of you wagies are pulling that?

https://old.reddit.com/r/climatechange/comments/1cgmk4u/what_about_climate_change_worries_you_the_most/?sort=controversial

The unforeseen positive feedback loops that we will only notice when it's far too late.

We might very well be like Wile E. Coyote, already off the cliff just not realising it yet.

Just like my cartoon!

Preemptive war for diminishing resources.

Wid scale ecological collapse. The ecosystems we have are our life support. They provide all of our food, heavily influence weather patterns, etc. When they go, we go, and we won't be able to out-tech ourselves from the situation. Geopolitical instability rapidly spirals in conjunction with ecological collapse.

I'm surprised to see this relatively low in the list. The biggest problem, IMO, is not that extreme weather events are going to kill people. It's that extreme weather events are going to, at some point, line up badly and wipe out a large amount of food at one time. Add this to the loss of sea life and we simply won't have enough food to feed everyone. Many, many people will die. Many more will try to move.

Looks like Malthusianism is back on the menu!

Geopolitical instability. Collectively, humans are not great at dealing with crisis., so our own collective immaturity will compound any existential crisis. We are the crisis of crisis.

Pandemic is a case in point.

And as for when it will happen, well it started about 2008.

2008 2008 2008 2008 2008 2008 2008 THE YEAR OF MILLENNIAL APOCALYPSE

!ifrickinglovescience !biology !chemistry I'm unironically concerned about climate change as well, but these doomers focus on the most extreme worst-case-scenarios on a very unhealthy way to the point it just discourages any climate action, I don't see much discussion about adaptation neither, not that is a silver bullet but things like more research on GMO heat or drought resistant crops will be necessary and could help with food insecurity. Research on solar geoengineering should also be encouraged.

ah yess freedom is measured by laws on your sexuality🤡having laws on your sexuality&having to show it off is whats actually oppressive💀.No one care about your sexuality. Just keep it private cause its intimate. u can be gay just dont start being a sponsor n a woke preacher.

— Hamza (@Hamzah96AJ) April 26, 2024

This may have been too far lol

Screenshots of the entire thread in case I get ban hammered

Kristi Noem killed her 14 month old puppy simply because it annoyed her pic.twitter.com/SFguJiJ50I

— evan loves worf (@esjesjesj) April 26, 2024

It is physically impossible to be over age of 25 and not want to cast these ppl into the sun

You know how ppl under 15 can hear certain frequencies? Its like that but in reverse

Hearing young ppl earnestly express insane ideas in therapy-speak is a form of torture for adults https://t.co/t1roaEBMra

— Reuben Rodriguez (@ReubenR80027912) April 30, 2024

A man was joking around one night and asked a group of us each what superpower we would like to have. Lots of people said to fly, shoot bullets from their fingers, one person said to dispense ranch dressing from their navel. I said to be invisable to men. I killed the party mood.

— Dr. Jennifer Roberts (@FoucaultFanatic) May 1, 2024

The last few days on Twitter people have been mocking women who think that they'd be safer lost in the woods next to a bear than a random man.

Of course women will jump into these conversations and say "but men bad" and get flamed, then cry about how mean the internet is to the mentally handicapped.

Today, I saw this one, who seemingly proudly announces that she purposefully buzzkills parties.

!r-slurs !pings !friendsoflappland

#BREAKING Columbia University Protesters have stormed and overtaken Hamilton Hall on the University grounds.

According to BWOG, a member of facilities stated that he is being taken hostage inside Hamilton Hall.pic.twitter.com/K9hlYxOKDy

— Oliya Scootercaster 🛴 (@ScooterCasterNY) April 30, 2024

GET READY FOR CHAZ 2: CHAZ HARDER

Will we see the mysterious lynchings that we've come to expect whenever rich yts declare a cop-free autonomous zone? Only time will tell!

Not really drama so much as a term I heard recently when a girl said she had RSD. Having never encountered this word, I looked it up and seems like it's a term used to describe feeling extremely bad when rejected, except of course now it has a “diagnosis” type sounding label, and people with adhd say it's different for them, it's a disorder.

A picture from /r/adhdwomen for your edification:

https://old.reddit.com/r/adhdwomen/comments/1c0ms2h/rsd_signs/?sort=controversial

Or course Redditors apply it to themselves like a girl scout collecting badges:

https://old.reddit.com/r/ADHD/comments/192a5d6/just_learned_about_rejection_sensitive_dysphoria/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/ADHD/comments/131ni64/rejection_sensitivity_is_the_worst/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/ADHD/comments/1b82hos/how_do_you_all_deal_with_rsd_rejection/?sort=controversial

The funny thing is that a good way to frick with overly sensitive self-diagnosers is to deny RSD exists.

Edit: ithe D stands for dysphoria, not disorder lol

@ThousandBestLives got legitimately feelings hurt and in his blind seething rage applied a ban award to his comment replying to me instead of my comment.

!antibharatiya behold the intelligence of the average subcontinenter

/u/thuncercoc101 is the pinnacle of leftoid slactivist Redditor soy. Has no perspective on why Vietnam and Jews vs Muzzies #382 are way different.

Active in:

/r/antiwork

/r/LostGeneration

/r/LateStageCapitalism

/r/Vaush

And straggiest of all:

/r/FrickCars

We at least got Devo out of Kent State.

Proudly stolen from @autodrama

‘Japanese are going extinct’ pic.twitter.com/U4JWF3ITow

— The Daily Sneed™ (@Tr00peRR) April 23, 2024

GO HERE TO UP DOOT https://www.reddit.com/r/lastimages/new/

!friendsofpizzashill !fellas !illuminati

My two favorites were probably legoyoda where he just says degenerate shit about running people over and doing drugs. The other one being frenworld where chuds talk like babies but somehow this is all dog whistles rather than chuds being dumb xD. Idk why but legoyoda even on reddit was peak for me. The humor is so basic and I can't even explain why it appeals to me I just love the idea of a racist drug fueled small green alien.