!besties !chuds

Objectively, FIFA's (EA FC) and COD shouldn't be counted since they are more like seasons so if you count them you can also count Fortnite since the game is also on chapter 5 (season 60) or something so the game had as much changes every year as cod and fifas. If mobilise would also be counted, with candy crush and etc even less games would be younger than 6 years.

It's over for gayming

British adventurer Lara Croft will transition from being a raider of tombs to a seeker of truth as Evil Hat Productions and Crystal Dynamics seek to redefine the #TombRaider series in order to escape its colonial past.https://t.co/rdrquZpcVC pic.twitter.com/3Y5HcAQkFA

— Tomb Raider Tweet (@tombraidertweet) April 9, 2024

And knowing them they will release a 50 buxx dlc on top of it (butt Valhalla Odin Valhalla dlc wasnt part of season pass and cost 50 buxx and purple far cry 6 dlc was also not part of season pass and cost like 40 buxx) that is not included in season. The game was supported to be cinematic like heavy rain and Detroit human something. I bet it's cheaper to watch all 6 episodes in cinema with popcorn than buy that full game that will be shorter than those 6 episodes so the time when you would enjoy more time per buxx with video games are over and then publishers crying they ain't earning enough

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3DS Online finally shut down (with the exception of Pokemon Transfer and Bank).

Japanese language don't even have that gender neutral stuff. So as french where everything is girl or boy but now s want to include ilelle and eli that will literally destroy frogs language.

“They” legit kill the atmosphere of game set in 1800 something, IRL I also only once seen “they” being used and it was used by me for keks when I wrote something for university and then when I got my score and comment from professors I was rolling under my table from laughing, he gave me extra points for using “they” and gave my work as example to other students about importance of using “they”

That game is literally the most overhyped game of the year. It's main quest are worst from any fantasy games I ever played. 16 quest and 14 of those are just 5-10 min talking with NPC so the game is actually very short, I got the platinum under 40 hours so it's not some kind of massive rpg, and the game feel very long because it was boring walking in mostly woods and fighting same 3 types of enemies. But I have to give some point for game being a very Germanic fable. Like you go to a dungeon and open a chest and it shit inside like 99% of other chest in games. You do a quest some one ask you to find someone to build him a cool statue, you find him best sculpture and in the end the person ain't happy with the result so like most quest have bad endings just like germoids fables. The game doesn't have tp or detailed map because “exploration” is big part of the game and without it you probably would been able to complete the game even faster. Balance of classes is also very questionable like the game has a tanking class for player only, you do some magic with smoke to agro enemy and do illusions like fake bridges so enemy think he can walk on it. Sounds cool, my most memorable moment of the game comes from levelling that class… because it's absolutely shit, you do 0 damage and depended fully on NPC who ain't as aggressive or active as the player so fight aster forever. They made sure to balance that class so it became a total shit, like removing ability to fly like other magic class can because with flying you would been able to push enemies out of cliffs easier. Yet the game has thief class who has 2 ultimate abilities one does explosion and second ignore all damage and use stamina but with some passives you never run out of stamina so you can just spam non stop explosions and nothing in that game would be able to survive it or damage you.

So in the end the game doesn't feel like an AAA game and more like semi indi AA game with a lot of questionable design and very r-slurred world. Like the game has lover/friend system, by doing someone missions or giving that person gifts (anything can be given) that person becomes your friend or lover, game doesn't truly indicate that mechanism so by normally playing you won't see it except in very end when dragon will show the character you mostly care about (it was kek moment because it was some random NPC I resurrected twice because she would randomly die of screen because game has very smart AI and I needed her alive for a quest)

So the game is solid 6/10 and not 86% metacrtic. It's not bad game it has it charm and quirks but it's not mega blockbuster and not a good example of its genre.

I personally not a fan of dragon quest but I do think it's kinda cool how pick they romanticise Europe (and some way Arab) countries cultures. Like the game has cities themed on x countries of Europe where people using names and words from that x country. Western devs somehow don't touch their own culture and mythology, I can understand now why they don't do it but 10+ years ago they also didn't do it. Like why Frogs didn't made a Jane D'arc game ?

But back to dragon quest 12, that game was supposed to be like dragon quest version of ff16 dark and cool so western gaymercels enjoy, obviously bad idea since it's 2nd biggest jap game after Pokémon. So like they say if you chase 2 rabbits you end up without rabbit.

DQ games are mostly famous for simple story with some twist and very polish gaymplay in mostly go happy atmosphere so making it dark and edgy… I mean I would like it but it probably not what fans wants.

Yosuke Saito, best known for his role as the producer for the immensely popular NieR games, was mentioned as a strong candidate to take the helm of the Dragon Quest series' production.

That neighbor worked on Nier 1 (flop) DQ10 (mmo) Nier 2 (sales good for AA game), Nier mobile (flop), Babylon fall (flop), voice of cards (gigaaaa indie gaym)

So giving him lead over DQ12 probably not such bright idea

(Do not think that new hardware means that everything is okay with Xbox. When Steve Ballmer was head of Microsoft he kept the MS Office apps exclusive to Microsoft's Surface tablets. When Satya Nadella took over he made the software multi-platform and it was released on iOS/iPad OS and it reached a massive audience generated huge profits from subs. Microsoft still makes new Surface products but it's clear that the Apple and Android ecosystems are more valuable to it.

It seems clear that Nadella wants to do the same with Microsoft first-party games. New first-party games will go multi-format and eventually be released day and date with other console platforms including Switch 2, PS5 and Android. Call of Duty and Starfield and Elder Scrolls VI being released on PlayStation and Nintendo will have a natural home on them and because customers are paying money to access these games and have a larger install base than Xbox, Microsoft will come to value them more.

Yes Microsoft will make new Xbox hardware for the enthusiasts who prefer Microsoft products, in the same way there are those people who will choose Surface tablets over iPads and Galaxy tablets, but it's focus will remain the third party platforms with the largest user bases.

When Sega exited the hardware market it made an official announcement and the message was clear to everyone. Microsoft is moving its focus to becoming a third-party games software publisher but it cannot make such an announcement because it will cause a PR backlash and damage the credibility of Phil Spencer. So instead Microsoft IS doing it but by a series of smaller 'pivoted' steps. Make no mistake, this is already happening.)

A good comment and with sales of sea of thieves and grounded on PlayStation (in some way helldrivers2)

Microsoft will continue doing games as services for multi platform. So only Nintendo will continue making sp games

This is the product of a study completely subverted by DEI shitters and twitter-tier politics.

Chud mods will fix this, but the game will be slop.

Genuinely how does Nintendo keep getting away with this? I know their fans are r-slurred consumers, but to this degree?

The 18 year old Xbox 360 is only now shutting its store down because Microsoft already ported over most of the games. The PS3 had a scare earlier but now seems to be staying up for the foreseeable future. Neither of their successors have shown any sign of going offline.

Meanwhile the Wii shut down in 2014, and closed the store 5 years later. But it least it had a fricking excuse, something about the servers being shit. The Wii U is little over a decade old and they've ported over barely anything. This is just pure jewtendo greed at work, and they just keep getting away with it. The switch sold 140 million for fricks sake, they can take the server costs. But no, ree need more monree from the gaijin scum. Ree krill the emrurators and srell grames at sevdry dorra! The frans buy and defrend us anyray!

May the Switch 2 bomb worse than the Wii U, Ninbendo(ver) and their fans deserve it.

So most hyped games are a literally very old game (2018) a AA weebo game, DLC for elder ring and F1.

You mb ask what's next ?

Another version of sea of thieves and another stupid butt old game “grounded”

It's legit brutal that on whole preorder list there ain't any big western games.

See through the eyes of KILLER BEAN in first person mode!

Wishlist Killer Bean on #Steam!#pcgaming #videogames #indiegames #screenshotsaturday #killerbean pic.twitter.com/nGCk7kv6Dw

— Killer Bean (@Real_KillerBean) April 7, 2024

Nézze meg a különleges, szögletes arcú férfit, amint végigissza magát a 15. századi európai oszmán invázión. Lásd, ahogy túl közel sétál a többi férfi mögött. lásd a hímtagomat: lásd, húsos a kerülete. készülj fel egy testen kívüli élményre, és lógasd az arcomba izzadt heréidet, az egész arcomon.

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With carp probably never coming back to rdrama , we can now safely discuss his favorite game: No Mans Sky. While rightly found lacking on release, with it's Todd challenging levels of pre-release hype, it never the less managed to turn into something a little more worthwhile after many enormous updates, to the point where some people find it enjoyable. Include your own opinions below in the pinned comment.

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In its original preview, IGN France had taken issue with the depiction of Stellar Blade protagonist Eve. It pointed out that while other games featuring female protagonists have opted to highlight the strengths of those characters, Stellar Blade's Even is just “bland“. The post cited the examples of iconic female characters like Bayonetta and and Nier Automata that have “inspired an entire generation of cosplayers”. Furthermore, it was stated that Eve is more of a doll that has been “sexualized” by someone who has never seen a women, pointing towards Shift Up.

Woman:

Frogs who can't even do paternity test

Private DNA paternity testing is illegal, including through laboratories in other countries, and is punishable by up to a year in prison and a €15,000 fine. The French Council of State has described the law's purpose as upholding the "French regime of filiation" and preserving "the peace of families."

Have a lot of saying about women because they are Alpha men who seen real women.

This is the model of stelar blade character she is 32 so she mogs 99% western women that age and as true modern cucks we should shame her for making other women feel uncomfortable instead of pushing landwhales taking care of them self. (Like 70% women at 32 are landwhales and they b-word about men high standards)

Via Abandonware-france.org

Dune 1 is a great game and French women saying sweet things to you... Yeah, it really is that good.

Cryo's Dune game. It's a bizarre mix of strategy and adventure genres. It's actually pretty good. I tried making something similar and got all the technical stuff worked out but then I realized I don't have the creativity to make it interesting. Probably because I'm not French.

The company that owned the rights to Dune decided these weird French people would never complete anything. So they went to Westwood and hired them to make what became Dune 2, the true beginning of the RTS genre. But the Frenchoids actually finished the game and released it at around the same time.

Anyway you can see just putting one sentence in French on the screen is much more alluring than anything Zendaya has ever done in her short life.